Tucker Talks Tentacle Porn After Kurt Eichenwald Caught Red Handed

ZeroPointNow's picture

Oh boy...

Senior Newsweek writer and MSNBC contributor Kurt Eichenwald was caught red handed Wednesday night after posting a screenshot to Twitter which happened to include several open tabs in his browser...

Users on 4chan noticed the tabs immediately and ENHANCED

And what did that lead to? Why - Japanese tentacle porn (Hentai)!

Kurt's response

"I was looking up tentacle porn with my kid in order to prove to my wife it exists..."

Whatever Kurt, looking up tentacle porn with your adult offspring is beyond creepy.

Tucker's on the case...

Tucker Carlson, who presided over Eichenwald's "self immolation" last december as a guest of Tucker Carlson Tonight, couldn't resist covering the latest in the saga of Kurt Eichenwald.

"Well of course! Just another afternoon of surfing the internet for hardcore porn with your kids!" -Tucker

VIDEO HERE (sorry for quality, will update):

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Thom Paine's picture

Sometimes when I am tired I tell my wife to use the octopus.

Wild E Coyote's picture

No reasonable person would think, Kurt Eichenwald had the intent to watch Tantacle porn. 

But when Kurt Eichenwald says, he opened the website with his kids, one wonders how old are their kids.

It is quite clear, Kurt Eichenwald used his kids to give himself a little break, because he panicked and was in a hurry to find excuse.

But this also means he did not care about the consequence for the kids in school or workplace. 

He has quite expilicitly exposed who he really is. A self centered pathetic liar who cares only about himself. 

LieEnforcementOfficer's picture

I unlocked the Kurt Eichenwald Twitter Block Achievement on this one

ILikeBoats's picture

Actually ... according to /pol/ the page in question is doujin (independent) anime, which has various fetishes depicted, but, NO TENTACLE PORN in it! Making Eichenwald a liar.

SmittyinLA's picture

Japanese are mild compared to German women

all-priced-in's picture

Two octopuses and a cup.

Witchy-witch's picture

Fuckin Tucker...

Cousins...

You go you rat chaser and if you turn around from the forts night trudge to conquer the liars and deceivers...find the armies of truthseekers behind you...no one stops the Train now...time to retake the Lodges of Man from the evil assholes!

Same to that Hannity Knight. Stop kissing Israels ass, and start doing for America. ONLY!

Kings and Queens move to the board...Double Edged Swords of Truth and Justice in Hands.

Following the rats to the holes of evil...burning down the house...hangin is too good for them...time is not to be wasted...behind the curtians doors.

Commies!...commies!!...everywhere satanic commies!!!!

Guard your flanks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06DpcFXc4U

 

 

 

Kefeer's picture

Exactly how does that discussion begin and end with a search in the first place.  Reminds me of Adam in the graden speaking with God & blaming Eve.  "The woman whom You gave to be with me, she gave me of the porn, and I searched."

koan's picture

He watches porn with his kids, sounds perfect for this scum bag.

ogretown's picture

The only reason I can think of for a grown man to be in the know about cartoon porn is he uses it as an ice-breaker when meeting young children in a kiddie's park.  He probably has a few small and extra small furry outfits in his closet as well.

Kefeer's picture

Good observation.  Sadly many here at ZH and the population in general will be playing the hypocrite in denouncing this man because they too love their porn.  

Personally, a person is extremely degenerated to get a thrill watching others have sex, but that is our society and thank God it is not everyone.

besnook's picture

first, how does one get excited sexually watching cartoon porn? i don't understand that.

second, the inspiration for tentacle sex was the ban on showing genitalia in any form of porn. by itself, that is funny in a country with the most perverted men on earth where rape porn is a big thing. so, of course, the japanese would look to the ocean to find a pecker substitute. i wonder if they use a clam or oyster substitute for pussy.

techpriest's picture

There's a lesson in here somewhere... if you clamp down on sex too much, much like squeezing a plastic bag too hard the pressure "explodes" in unpredictable directions.

As far as the "cartoon" part goes, it's an extension of other porn. Porn doesn't require a relationship like a wife does, Porn is never tired or upset or on a period. And porn always says "yes" to whatever you are thinking. The animated variety just takes this a step further by also giving you the option to violate biology and physics while satisfying whatever can come out of your imagination.

Mom always said "you'll get the wrong ideas about sex," and IMO what makes porn problematic is that no woman can perform like a pornographic fiction, but you get the expectation that she should. Now, you can have a great relationship with your wife where the sex is getting better and better, but again, unlike porn this takes years of investment in a relationship.

Le_Zabroso's picture

I see he is a man of culture.

jmack's picture

red handed, or rosy handed?

roisaber's picture

The /pol/-Zero Hedge bromance should become a thing of legends someday.

Too bad 8ch has become such shit lately, oh well, the bunkers are burning brighter than ever.

oldguyonBMXbike's picture

Kurt Eichenwald is a pedophile.

Non-Corporate Entity's picture

Wow!!! Will someone please investigate this creep? I'm thinking maybe he owns an old white van with curtained windows and a dirty mattress in the back.

JailBanksters's picture

Well he is (sigh) another German Jew, so he's exempt from all social justice,

otherwise the Fake Semite would be calling you an Anti-Semite.

 

 

 

E-Knight's picture

One thing no one mentioned yet: he writes about 'sexual issues on the internet including predators'
hmm...guess he might be an 'expert' there.

e_goldstein's picture

The part of the story left untold was that after Kurt showed her the Hentai, his wife divorced him, moved to Japan and married a fisherman.

ogretown's picture

yabutt....not before she sold his white van with 'free candy' painted on the side. 

aliens is here's picture

These ppl in MSM are moral hypercrites.

Spine of Ruprecht's picture

Supreme Court decided on the case Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition.

I paste the following from the Wikipedia entry, final paragraph, as Rehnquist speaks to today's tech / VR environment:

Dissenting opinion

Chief Justice Rehnquist put forth a dissenting opinion, which began with a concern that rapidly advancing technology would soon make it very difficult, if not impossible, to distinguish between pornography made with actual children and pornography made with simulated images of children. "Congress has a compelling interest in ensuring the ability to enforce prohibitions of actual child pornography, and we should defer to its findings that rapidly advancing technology soon will make it all but impossible to do so." Rehnquist's dissenting opinion agreed that serious First Amendment concerns would arise if the government actually prosecuted, say, the producers of Traffic or American Beauty under CPPA. But it had not done so, and Rehnquist believed that the statute did not need to be construed to allow the government to do so. Rehnquist observed that the CPPA banned only depictions of minors engaged in actual sexual activity, not mere suggestions of sexual activity. CPPA simply outlawed "computer-generated images virtually indistinguishable from real children in sexually explicit conduct." None of the films the majority mentioned depicted children engaged in actual sexual activity. And as for the "conveys the impression" provision, Rehnquist categorized this provision as merely an anti-pandering provision. Because one could, by definition, only pander obscenity, and that which the panderer knew to be obscenity in any event, that provision also did not violate the First Amendment.

barysenter's picture

The law prosecutes simulated obscene material including child porn as actual obscene material. The judges who selectively enforce some laws for some groups and not for (((others))) are traitors.

Spine of Ruprecht's picture

Agreed.   Best to try to be a decent person..... or just use your imagination when spankin' it.............

cheech_wizard's picture

Who needs imagination?

https://fadein.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/nun.jpg

Standard Disclaimer: Be honest, you're dying to click the link.

Spine of Ruprecht's picture

It says "nun" at the end of your file.  No, I am not interested in clicking your shiite.

 

Go smear some poo on yourself and call it art, please?

Kefeer's picture

Honestly - I am not.  Go smoke another.  Watching porn is the manifestation of a mentally diseased person - really!

Cthonic's picture

#JohnRayneRivello

cheech_wizard's picture

So, has anyone taken to spamming this asshole's twitter account with tentacle porn and "big anime tittties"?

Standard Disclaimer: 24/7 ?

J Mahoney's picture
Kurt Eichenwald flimsy excuse cause he didnt want to "give away" his next venture? Tentacle Porn Coloring Books For Kids? (The "left" lining up for first edition)
replaceme's picture

I literally LOLed at the 'Big Anime Titties' picture - that's priceless.

MrBoompi's picture

I could have given this gut a pass if he just said he likes looking at this kind of stuff.  But now he looks like he's stupid and he's a liar.  Maybe the Russians hacked him though.  

JamesJOMeara's picture

Kurt, like many Jews, just wants to be like the goyim of Mad Men!

 

Not only are the Sterling Cooper offices a wet dream of mid-century modern design, but one of the characters is an art collector. That’s founding partner Bert Cooper, played by Robert Morse. He’s an Ayn Rand-reading Japanophile who covets Rothko as well as traditional Asian art. Cooper’s most recherché prize, revealed on the third season’s opening episode, is a print of a woman being ravished by two octopuses. Gloating over the acquisition, Cooper asks, “Who is the man who imagined her ecstasy?” 

 

http://blogs.artinfo.com/lacmonfire/2010/07/19/bert-cooper%E2%80%99s-fre...

Reaper's picture

Inadequacy solved by fantasy.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

"Surfing hard core porn"

 

Tentacle anime is hardly hard core.

 

However even I could have come up with a less creepy alibi lol.

ZH FNG's picture

Vilfredo, I think I see the problem here.

Your mommy has your search engine set on Kiddle.

You want to use Google. Try it on mommy's computer.

Put in the words

Japanese tentacle porn

Then click "IMAGES"

Be sure all your little brothers and sisters are in the room with you so they can confirm for mommy that "tentacle anime is hardly hard core."

cheech_wizard's picture

Speaking from experience? or lack thereof?

Standard Disclaimer: You really don't have a clue as to what the fuck you are talking about, do you?

 

Lumberjack's picture

He was reading Zero Hedge comments and clicked on the "make $7000 at home" spammer links!

Secret Weapon's picture

This is a form of beastiality and degrades women as well as men.  Sharing it with your kids is even more fucked up.  What is next Kurt?  Tentacle porn with children? 

mary mary's picture

The kids and I were just trying to convince my wife that tentacle porn is one of the ways the Russian bogeymen hack global warming terrorist elections.  Japanese tentacle porn producers understand this better than everyone.  Tentacles represent Russian hackers.  They're coming for you.  They almost got me.  The kids and I didn't want them to get my wife.  We had a reponsibility.

blindfaith's picture

 

 

 

Wonder if this guy shares pizza with his kid....just saying.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

Or maybe hot dogs.

 

We can't assume we know his preference.

Downtoolong's picture

 

“When you or Trump do it, it’s porn and disgusting.

 

When my kids and I do it together, it’s art and educational.

 

It’s for the children.”

 

 

 

Fucking elitist hypocrites, to the core of their soul.

     

techpriest's picture

Maybe this whole incident is a ploy to get her to leave?

That'd be some decent 4D chess. Still a sin though.

Thom Paine's picture

The reason Japan will have lots of tentacles involved in their anime/manga porn is because in Japan it is illegal to show the naughty bits of male and female - so to get around that they invented tentacles to replace the dick.  You will never see the womans naughty bit, it will be covered in some way.

Which is kinda funny because Japan porn is pretty sick, and the anime/managa often just showing little girls getting it, tentacle wise.

In japan it is legal - elsewhere in the world...not.

Just look a Japan girl idol band groups which are very popular. They age between 11 to 25 usually - dressed to look sexy.

AND there is a group called Baby Metal - which is heavy metal, little kids, but not overtly sexualised.

Look at this one..has 72 million views...mostly Japanese... heavy metal..total nuts. Look at the size of the crowd. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY