Tucker Talks Tentacle Porn After Kurt Eichenwald Caught Red Handed

ZeroPointNow's picture

Oh boy...

Senior Newsweek writer and MSNBC contributor Kurt Eichenwald was caught red handed Wednesday night after posting a screenshot to Twitter which happened to include several open tabs in his browser...

Users on 4chan noticed the tabs immediately and ENHANCED

And what did that lead to? Why - Japanese tentacle porn (Hentai)!

Kurt's response

"I was looking up tentacle porn with my kid in order to prove to my wife it exists..."

Whatever Kurt, looking up tentacle porn with your adult offspring is beyond creepy.

Tucker's on the case...

Tucker Carlson, who presided over Eichenwald's "self immolation" last december as a guest of Tucker Carlson Tonight, couldn't resist covering the latest in the saga of Kurt Eichenwald.

"Well of course! Just another afternoon of surfing the internet for hardcore porn with your kids!" -Tucker

VIDEO HERE (sorry for quality, will update):

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Vilfredo Pareto's picture

No accounting for taste.

 

I find that weirder than anime porn.

Eahudimac's picture

I saw baby metal open for the red hot chili peppers a few months ago. I'm still in therapy. It was an abortion of sound. Just awful. The Japanese are weird.

Hikikomori's picture

Japan made production of child pornography illegal in 1999 - at the insistence of the USA.  Posession of child pornography is legal in Japan today.

besnook's picture

i don't think they made pedophilia illegal. it has to be saidthat the incidence of real child sex in japan is close to zero but there is real interest in pubescent middle school girls with a used panty fetish(the girls willingly sell them for extra money) being popular.

techpriest's picture

That's a rumor cooked up by the perverts over at Sankaku Complex.

shovelhead's picture

Where Hillary makes her real money.

"My favorite smells like pufferfish".

Thom Paine's picture

The problem with all Japanese anime porn is that the females are often depicted as very young - it is considered child pornography - and probably why it is covered, else whoever posted the picture would also be guilty of diseminating child porn. And if you looked at it would be in your computer cache, and the police could then go to your computer and accuse of having child porn.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

The SCOTUS has said anime child porn is not illegal.  Has the law been updated to include anime since then?

Thom Paine's picture

In this country Anime porn that depicts people under 18 is illegal and classified as child pornongraphy.

A guy I knew just did 4 years prison for possesing a lot of the japanese anime porn with that type of content.

I make sure I avoid anime online altogether

Tugg McFancy's picture

You just know he's beating one out as he's getting into twitter wars.

AUD's picture

Why the censored bit? Are we not mature enough at ZH?

bookofenoch's picture

Just looked up tentacle porn...  Jeez, that's some weird stuff.  I felt apprehensive about sending it to Kurt's wife, so I sent it to his kids instead.

OverTheHedge's picture

I can not commend you highly enough for that -still sniggering.

Thank you.

LOL123's picture

And here I thought he was looking up Assang's " intelligence porn" and got side tracked... D'oh!

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

well his child porn research was becoming known , so he is trying to cover himself- with see I research all sorts of porn..but he can get that pizza with walnuts, as he has comet pizza on speed dial?

DarkestbeforeDawn's picture

Kurt and family were discussing porn at the dinner table, you see, and the wifey-poo allowed that her hairdresser was talking about catching her husband on the Internet looking at Anime porn...

Bemused Observer's picture

Oh for chrissakes, I can't believe what people are saying about this total non-event. First of all, it wasn't "porn", it was one of those stupid anime things...a cartoon, a drawing. And he wasn't "sharing it with his kids"...they are adults, and I think they can handle it. 

Have any of these folks ever watched Adult Swim? It's a cartoon channel, with some very adult cartoons...no one seems to object to this channel. Do any of you remember the cartoons from National Lampoon? Or many of the articles? Do you even KNOW what your kids are watching?

 

C'mon already...can the 'moral indignation' already. I respect this guy for refusing to tuck tail and run...they were trying SO HARD to humiliate him and drive him off, and all he kept doing is repeating his answer, and sticking to his guns. Finally, many gave up.

 

I really hate the kind of hypocrisy that comes off as SO outraged about NOTHING...as if these complainers live lives as pure as the driven snow. Get over yourselves, you moral hypocrites, and go mind the porn on your own damned computers...Yeah, we all KNOW it's there, dumbass. And unlike this guy, many of you have the REAL thing, so fuck off with your Maiden Aunt routines.

StychoKiller's picture

Of course Hentai is animated, think a real Squid/Octopus is gonna cooperate for "Live-Action Hentai?"

Sweet Chicken's picture

Not to be a dick but.....you clearly have no fucking clue what you are talking about. You don't happen to come across that site even when googling "Hentai" or "Tentacle porn". 

 

Bemused Observer's picture

I wouldn't know, to be sure...You don't know HOW someone may have come upon a site, and I have come across worse when googling far less explicit terms. And anyone into anime has come across the explicit variety. Do you know that there is a whole genre featuring m/m relationships, often between a younger and older man? And do you also know that the main audience for those are teenaged GIRLS? Are these girls all pedophiles smoothly cruising underground porn sites? Don't act as though the site could ONLY be accessed by some secret means known only to perverts.

And have you forgotten that these are DRAWINGS, and not actual human beings? Not exactly primo beat-off material, unless you were born in the 1700's...The imagery sought by most folks for 'fapping' involves photographic images of real people, not drawings of skinny girls with huge eyes whose mouth movements never match what they're saying. 

techpriest's picture

To me, the issue is, you have these virtue-signalling leftists who would gladly throw any right-leaning porn addict under the bus if it advanced their agenda. While, at the same time, celebrating "slut walks" and similar degeneracy.

Getting caught with this type of porn is an issue for him mostly because its considered highly anti-feminist, and so it would make him look like a hypocrite in front of his MSNBC buddies. Also, since its open during his normal work, it comes across as a case of someone who has little self-control. And of course he chickens out on top of it it all instead of smugly saying "Yeah, you got me. Whatever."

It would be a non-story if not for reinforcing the narrative that the Left is full of people with all kinds of issues, who can barely keep it together, and yet they want to dictate how ordinary people live and take the moral high ground?!

dangerb407's picture

Bemused Observer doth protest too much!    Pizza fan?

cheech_wizard's picture

Searching spankbang.com for "tentacles" again?

Standard Disclaimer: If you weren't such a fucking idiot, you'd realize the problem here is not what he is watching on-line (Because that's his business, not yours and not mine), but that he was actually stupid enough to be photographed in front of his computer with his web browser tabs still open for the entire world to see...

 

Bemused Observer's picture

Well Cheez-Wiz...I gotta tell ya, I'm more disturbed by the Salon.com tab than the cartoon titties, but that's just me...

finametrics's picture

Lol. The shlomos are out in full joowy force on this one, pretecting their perverted tribe members. Hahahahaha.

Sanity Bear's picture

That tribe of Episcopalians is definitely one to watch out for.

LOL123's picture

You must be related... That's a long ass rant. Lol

how_this_stuff_works's picture

Maybe Bemused Observer is really Kurt W. in disguise. Or Mika.

DarkestbeforeDawn's picture

So says the morality over-lord...can't you just taste the hypocrisy?

Infinite QE's picture

Jews are deviates and invented the porn industry to spread their deviate ways. Look around and see the utter character destruction they have sown on humanity. A despicable lot.

Obadiah's picture

Yeah it is "Those who SAY they are Jews but do lie, but are of the Synagog of Satan."

Super freaks from birth, they gots it in thier DNA

equity_momo's picture

I LOLd alot reading his twitter feed.

Mental case.

nmewn's picture

"I don't often search for porn on the internet. But when I do, I prefer hentai. Stay very disturbed mis amigos." ;-)

NotApplicable's picture

You forgot the "with my kids, to show their mother" part.

HalinCA's picture

Just another example of people who never be seen nor heard in public.  A disgusting human posing as someone we should pay attention to.

how_this_stuff_works's picture

And MSNBC hired this fool?

Amazing.

deplorableX's picture

you know how you need to check if you've left your umbrella, or anything else behind you? well these guys need to start looking out that they don't trip over the umbrella as they set out.

his kid being there, how very cosmopolitan

gouyou's picture

Creepy? It's just funny. Everybody has searched some weird stuff.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

IKR?  Why drag your kids and wife into it?

 

"Tentacle porn is so freaky I had to take a look in order to understand tentacle porn fans and tentacle porn culture."

techpriest's picture

"Some of my feminist friends wanted to ban this entire genre, so to understand why I had to see for myself. In fact, I needed to spend months digging up every last site I could find that has anything to do with the genre."

Bemused Observer's picture

Thank you...nice to see someone who gets it. This story could have been a starting point for the discussion about the surveillance state, and how any of us can be 'searched' and turn up 'goodies'. And how an entire narrative can be spun using stolen info...

 

But no...instead they're all just jumping on the 'He's got porn! Stone him!" bandwagon.

 

If we go through all your computers, what do you want to bet that at least 3/4 of you would make this guy look like an amateur?

 

Here's a clue...real sex perverts and pedophiles don't 'share' their computer contents with Twitter.

how_this_stuff_works's picture

"This story could have been a starting point for the discussion about the surveillance state, and how any of us can be 'searched' and turn up 'goodies'."

Um, no, I'm gonna go with it's a good starting point for a discussion about how self-absorbed, self-righteous individuals are so smugly STUPID because they can't wait to try and embarrass/humiliate someone else that they, instead, manage to shoot themselves in the foot.

techpriest's picture

Adultery seems to make people characteristically stupid. That's why so many get caught.

Also, I'm thinking that somehow he could have played this off as something humorous, because unless his wife agreed to offering that excuse, then he's also lying to her.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

Well.  The deep state has turned me into a model citizen.   I no longer look up porn or anything too subversive.

 

OK.  I do go to celebrity jihad occasionally, but that is just to support the imams as they attempt to correct the loose women of Hollywood and make them pure of heart again.  I get no pleasure out of it but consider it my moral duty.

 

 

Tarzan's picture

There was no surveillance state involved, He exposed himself!

real sex perverts and pedophiles make mistakes too.

He's a captured soul, another media maggot owned by the junk in his closet, a true sock puppet, who says what he's told, or else!

ZeroPointNow's picture

What obscure fetishes do you and your Dad like to look up together so you can prove to Mom it exists? 

NoDebt's picture

Somebody tell me a story about how he and his son ended up in an innocent argument with his wife about whether tentacle porn exists.

"We were having calimari for dinner and Dad said...."

Like that.  Make it sound like normal conversation.  Like you could end up on that subject accidentally.

Oh, and don't forget to include the reason why Dad and Son felt the need to look it up for her instead of this argument ending with "Mom, just do a google search for 'tentacle porn and you'll see for yourself'".

 

 

fleur de lis's picture

Eichenwald  is just another MSM sleaze.

Nothing new.

No wonder he was hired by MSNBC-- he adds to cultural decay.

That's all he has to do and get paid for it.

No brains, no structure, no knowledge, just low life self conduct and anti social sludge.

The perfect MSM employee!

For that matter the MSM should show some community responsiibility and clean up their Times Square neighborhood and hire all the drug dealers, pimps, prostitutes, pole dancers, porn merchants, pick pockets, shop lifters, forgers, etc., and maybe give them air time to tell us all what to do.

After all, they work day and night adding to cultural decay but don't get fancy air conditioned offices like their sleazebag MSM colleagues.

What's the difference between them and Eichenwald.

They are all misfits and sleazebags, just what the MSM likes.