Tucker Talks Tentacle Porn After Kurt Eichenwald Caught Red Handed

ZeroPointNow's picture

Oh boy...

Senior Newsweek writer and MSNBC contributor Kurt Eichenwald was caught red handed Wednesday night after posting a screenshot to Twitter which happened to include several open tabs in his browser...

Users on 4chan noticed the tabs immediately and ENHANCED

And what did that lead to? Why - Japanese tentacle porn (Hentai)!

Kurt's response

"I was looking up tentacle porn with my kid in order to prove to my wife it exists..."

Whatever Kurt, looking up tentacle porn with your adult offspring is beyond creepy.

Tucker's on the case...

Tucker Carlson, who presided over Eichenwald's "self immolation" last december as a guest of Tucker Carlson Tonight, couldn't resist covering the latest in the saga of Kurt Eichenwald.

"Well of course! Just another afternoon of surfing the internet for hardcore porn with your kids!" -Tucker

VIDEO HERE (sorry for quality, will update):

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Obadiah's picture

Wow I bet hashtag #tentacleporn is trending, whats the name is give to my broker to buy?  TNKIDS?  

Handful of Dust's picture

He had to think of some excuse ....fast.

At least he had already closed the browser for interracial tranny midget porn.

Encroaching Darkness's picture

Damn, next you'll be telling me that D.C. is a swamp infested with pedophiles in high positions of power, who use a pizza shop as a cover, collect appallingly tasteless "art" and snuff their innocent victims to keep it quiet.... OH, WAIT....

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

Generally best to avoid the first excuse you think of and mull it over a bit.

 

Some of these "first excuse I could think of" have been fucking hilarious.

 

I know some of mine in the past must have been howlers lol.

 

 

E-Knight's picture

Haha this is classic, posts pro-jew propaganda...has tentacle hentai in background. I suspect the hypocrisy goes over his head.

Pickleton's picture

Because nobody but jews surf porn.  As a rule, anti-Semites are idiots.  Too bad for you.

Tallest Skil's picture

Kill yourself immediately, you degenerate pile of kike-loving shit. Do you know what your masters have to say about fucking children, or do you even care as long as you're paid?

http://i.imgur.com/Vz15AIs.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Y1O55xl.png

http://i.imgur.com/ace9DSD.png

meditate_vigorously's picture

Actually, joos are the ones who "create" most of this stuff, even if they don't have a monopoly on consuming it.

83_vf_1100_c's picture

Nigger please. I love a little bigotry in the morning with my coffee but really? I am constipated and dropped a brick this morning and now my toilet won't flush. The Jooz did it!

E-Knight's picture

As a rule shills are idiots.

finametrics's picture

That's right. Nobody surf's hardcore porn with their kid to show to their mother. I'm ok with that statement. Lol.

P.S.  Enough with your never ending joowy pleas of sympathy. Getting old. You're perverts and you need Jesus. Quite simple really.

 

Shalom shlomo.

serotonindumptruck's picture

At least it wasn't "scat porn" and scrambled egg enemas.

Not that I would know anything about those kind of websites. :)

Mr Hankey's picture

ROTFLMAO .. Flip a rock...out skitters a joo...

DeadFred's picture

Us dead guys must lead sheltered lives, WTF! Who knew this stuff existed? Who would want to know?

SafelyGraze's picture

"scrambled egg enemas"????

for real?? 

does that actually exist??

prove it.

hugs,
mom and the kids 

StychoKiller's picture

Look up internet rule 34. :>D

exi1ed0ne's picture

Internet Rule 34: Pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

847328_3527's picture

"tentacle porn"?

 

Like wtf is that?!

serotonindumptruck's picture

You'd be surprised what's out there.

The video that I saw about 15 years ago showed two Asian women. After injecting the raw egg enema, the woman promptly squated over a hot skillet and expelled the product, where it was then cooked and feasted upon by both women with a great deal of gusto.

Would you like to know more about scat porn?

Perhaps a genuine, American made "Cleveland Steamer" would whet your appetite.

Now, bestiality and fun with barnyard animals is a whole different ball-o-wax, but we can go there if you'd like!

roisaber's picture

Weirdest thing I ever saw was a solid hour of a Jap girl getting live insects shoved up her pussy. I'm pretty much speechless about that. Humans are a remarkable animal.

83_vf_1100_c's picture

"And that is how you get termites."  Voice by Sterling Archer

Mr.BlingBling's picture

Japanese and German porn sites are the E-Z Pass Express Lanes to the most fucked-up shit you can imagine.

shovelhead's picture

Pro porn tour guide is a niche market ripe for exploitation.