Putin Offers Asylum To "Leaker" Comey

Tyler Durden's picture

Vladimir Putin trolled the US on Thursday, when speaking in a live call-in show with the Russian nation, the Russian president likened Comey to Edward Snowden, who was granted asylum in Russia in 2013, and scoffed at James Comey's disclosure of his conversations with U.S. President Donald Trump, saying the move has made Comey eligible for political asylum in Russia.

"It looks weird when the chief of a security agency records his conversation with the commander-in-chief and then hands it over to media via his friend," Putin was quoted by Russia's Tass. “This is strange. What is the difference then between the FBI director and Mr. Snowden? He is not a head of the special services, but a human rights activist.

The trolling concluded when Putin said that "by the way, if he (Comey) is subject to any sort of persecution in connection with this, we will be ready to give him political asylum in Russia. And he should know about this."

Putin also said that Comey has so far presented no evidence to prove that Russia had meddled in the U.S. presidential election, saying Washington had tried to influence Russian elections for years.

"I am not familiar in detail with the testimony given by former FBI director Comey," Putin said during a question and answer session with citizens. "Again, he gave no evidence of this (Russian meddling)."

The remarks reflected Putin's growing annoyance of being the bete noir of the US media, and with the congressional and FBI investigations into links between Trump campaign officials and Russia, which have shattered Moscow's hopes for improving ties with Washington, much to the delight of the US Military-Industrial Complex and, of course, NATO. Predictably, the Russian president once again reiterrated his denial of meddling in the U.S. election, saying that Russia has openly expressed its views and hasn't engaged in any covert activities.

Continuing the combative mood, Putin then turned the tables on the US, saying it was the US which has sought to influence Russian elections by funding NGOs as part of its aspirations for global domination. "Turn a globe and point your finger anywhere, you will find American interests and interference there."

"And what about constant U.S. propaganda, constant U.S. support of America-oriented non-government organisations by giving them money directly? Isn't it an impact on our minds? Isn't it an attempt to influence how we should behave during election campaigns? This continues year after year," he said.

He added that many heads of state around the world had told him of similar U.S. meddling in their internal affairs. But they would not voice their concerns openly, fearing to "spoil relations" with Washington.  As for Russia, "we have an opinion of our own, we express it openly. But this is not any sort of underground subversive activity", Putin said.

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On a conciliatory note, Putin added that Russia still hopes for normalization of ties with the U.S. During the question and answer session, Putin said he did not consider the US to be an enemy of Russia and claimed he wanted a "constructive dialogue" with Washington. He said Moscow and Washington could cooperate in efforts to prevent the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction and pool efforts to tackle the North Korean nuclear and missile problem. He said the two countries could also cooperate in dealing with global poverty and efforts to prevent climate change.

Putin also noted that Moscow hopes that the U.S. could play a "constructive role" in helping settle the Ukrainian crisis, an offer which we doubt will be favorably met by the Pentago.

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During a tightly choreographed marathon TV show, an annual affair that lasts hours, Putin said that Russia has climbed out of recession despite continuing Western sanctions, adding that the restrictions have forced the country to "switch on our brains" to reduce dependence on energy exports. He lamented yesterday's Senate decision Wednesday to impose new sanctions on Russia as a reflection of Western efforts to "contain" Russia, but insisted that the measures have only made the country stronger.

As reported yesterday, the Senate voted to punish Moscow for interfering in the 2016 election by approving a wide-ranging package of sanctions that target key sectors of Russia's economy and individuals who carried out cyberattacks. The Senate bill follows up on several rounds of other sanctions imposed by the United States and the European Union over Russia's annexation of Ukraine's Crimean Peninsula and its support for pro-Russia insurgents in eastern Ukraine.

Putin argued that Russia has done nothing to warrant the Senate's move, saying it highlights the West's policy of containing Russia and also reflects domestic infighting in the United States. "It's evidence of a continuing internal political struggle in the U.S.," he said.

Russia has responded to the U.S. and EU sanctions by halting most Western food imports, a move that has helped increase Russian agricultural output.

Russian farmers have pleaded with the Kremlin to keep the import ban even if the West lifts its sanctions, but Putin said that if "our partners lift the sanctions against our economy, we will respond in kind."

Discussing the economy, the Russian leader claimed that the "crisis is over," pointing at modest economic growth over the past nine months, low inflation and rising currency reserves. Putin said that a slump in oil prices had been a more important factor in Russia's economic slowdown than the sanctions. Importantly, Putin acknowledged that the Russian economy hasn't yet shed its dependence on exports of raw materials, but noted that non-energy exports have been growing.

Putin also recognized that people's incomes have fallen and 13.5 percent of Russians now live below the poverty line, currently equivalent to $170 per month.

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Most of the questions during the show were about low salaries, decrepit housing, failing health care and other social problems. As in the past, Putin chided local officials for failing to provide due care for people and ordered them to quickly fix the flaws. Even before the show ended, local officials rushed to report that they are looking into the problems.

Putin also offered a glimpse into his closely guarded private life, saying he has two grandchildren whose privacy he wants to respect.

Putin, who in 2013 announced on state television that he was divorcing his wife, has two daughters in their early 30s who haven't been seen in public for years and became the subject of rumors. One of Putin's daughters was reported to be in charge of a lucrative project to build a Silicon Valley-like community under the auspices of Moscow State University.

Putin said during the show that both of his daughters live in Moscow and "work in science and education." He said one of his grandchildren goes to pre-school and the other, a boy, has just been born. He said he doesn't want to give details about his family for fear of hurting their privacy.

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Looney's picture


Putin Offers Asylum To "Leaker" Comey

Top-notch trolling!  ;-)


Give_me_liberty_or's picture

On the next episode of "The Matrix Show," Xi Jingping and Stephen Spielberg go apple picking and discuss gun control.

BaBaBouy's picture

This is Insane - Putin Is Right???

NoDebt's picture

Putin is often right.  He deals in facts and reality.  No wonder Washington, DC hates him so much.


nope-1004's picture

The statement is top notch.  Putin's logic will get lost in the cesspool of MSM corruption and the story-inventing labyrinth that is DC anyway.  But he makes a great point.


NoDebt's picture

DC and the MSM will take his comment as a threat, not as the satire it actually is.


svayambhu108's picture

Putin often wins reality moves, US deals with chaos magic

remain calm's picture

Comey is way worse than than Snowden. Snowden is an honest leaker while Comey is a lying sack of shit leaker. 

fleur de lis's picture

Putin really set the cat amonst the pidgeons now.

The Swampites will start suspecting each other of things real and imagined.



Justin Case's picture

Comey should get a fair trial, ass fucked by Bubba and then shot and pissed on, not asylum.

Manthong's picture

Sorry state of affairs..

I tend to rely on drudge because he is just a source of news info links….

But when a headline is posted with garbage from the daily bleach


“after Trump himself began floating the possibility of firing the new head of the investigation: Robert Mueller, the Justice Department special counsel appointed in the wake of Comey’s firing.”

“It led, within weeks, to the appointment of a special prosecutor,”


There is no special persecutor ….

Although that is what they want

jcaz's picture

I dig the Vlad- that's some funny shit!

PrayingMantis's picture


... Vlad ... the true reality winner ... ;)

luky luke's picture

"How then is the director of the FBI any different from Snowden?"

Snowden had the guts to tell us that ISRAEL = ISIS


USisCorrupt's picture

To bad Putin can't run for president of the US.

Creative_Destruct's picture

This is hilarious.... spot on sarcasm and satire.... based on truth. LOCK HIM UP!!!

And yes Vlad, per your Kelly interview, Washington and the MSM have"all gone mad" with a coordinated crusade for an anti-Trump impeachment coup.

Manthong's picture


I have never tweeted or twattled or snap crapped or zucker face_f*cked anyone…..

… but if Vlad or Sergey wants to start a page or a stream…    

I am there

BTW ….

In case you did not know……Sergey speaks more perfect English than most people in the State Department do.


and Vlad speaks better German than anybody east of Berlin.


and... and,,, and.. Angela speaks perfect Russian.



.... just maybe there is an issue someone in the State Department does not f''n understand.


ReZn8r's picture

then cut his fucking head off, impale it on K Street and feed his body to the big cats in the Washington DC Zoooooo. Spirit cook that cocksuckers.

Ghost of PartysOver's picture

Talk about an opportunity wasted!  I think Putin would be more interested in Corporate Espionage than Military / Intelligence Espionage.  Stealing corporate secrets I doubt would ever lead to Nuclear Armageddon.  The other option much more so.  Not to mention the fact that Islamic Terrorism would have been double teamed.  And I think Putin is holding the relationship with Iran has a bargaining chip if any possibility of negotiations between Murica and Russia ever took place.   Such a wasted opportunity solely because of the Dimm Shits.

Richard Chesler's picture

Pissing all over demotards, lol

Beowulf55's picture

What makes you think he isn't stealing corporate secrets..........they have been doing that since the 60's........


Where have you been?  Sucking your mothers tit?

Zorba's idea's picture

I believe thats what International Relations is all about...

Blankenstein's picture

When it comes to stealing corporate secrets, China is by far, very far, the main threat.  Why not a peep about that from you demotards?

KimAsa's picture

China doesn't have to steal secrets. We willing hand to them whatever they want so we can tap into their "market". Which, btw, doesn't exist.


JohninMK's picture

Don't be so US centric, The main risk in the world is the US stealing other's secrets via its control of the Internet, plus other means.

oncemore's picture

There is no need to grab it.

You can have all corporate and 7s secrets from middle easter spy agencies, just come out with your call. See Johnatan Pollard, see pakistanis and t7rks and other moslems in positins,

ReZn8r's picture

stealing my ass. Our government has made it easy by leaving the doors open and the all trade secrets on the table next to a glass of poison milk and arsenic laced cookies.

Nobody has to steal a thing. It is laid out in the open.

any_mouse's picture

Islamic Terrorism, aside from the Mossad/CIA guys, would end when a western nation applies eye for an eye justice to an Islam.

The problem is the West is mainlining Gulf oil. And support for Petrodollars.

It's how India dealt with Islamic terror. It's how the Soviet Union dealt with it. Not by tolerance.

The world at large is not a progressive place of peace and harmony where terror is an aberration.

fleur de lis's picture

No one knows what Putin is thinking.

Maybe he did this just for fun to make the DC Swamp freak out.

BrownCoat's picture

"Comey is a lying sack of shit leaker."

Comey is untrustworthy.
His behavior indirectly sheds light on the FBI. As the head of the FBI, his professional actions are examples for everyone in the FBI. If you thought the COINTELPRO days were gone, think again! The FBI is a bunch of untrustworthy, back stabbing, slimy characters.

Who watches the watchers? Another institutional failure credited to the government leviathan. 

1033eruth's picture

Comey, covered for Hitlery's crimes.  His leaking is insignificant in comparison.  Comey was CREATING LAW, by HIMSELF.  That's far worse.  He's bought and paid for and the head of the FBI.  No government position is free from corruption - Loretta Lynch and her predecessor both bought and paid for.

11b40's picture

The question on my mind is what is wrong with Trump?  He has the power of the Justice Department at his fingertips.  Were I he, me and Mr. Sessions would be having a meeting where I told him who and what I wanted investigated.

First, There is no way Mueller & Comey did not collude in advance of Comey's testimony.  They need to be investigated for obstruction of justice and collusion to overthrow the legitimately elected President.

Next, go after the Awan brothers full bore.  Send out subpoenas to every Congressional office who used them, and every committee, for their computers and have them, and all staff, individually deposed.

Then start on the leakers in the FBI and other 'security' agencies -- all 17 of them.  I think Sessions has already mentioned jail time for leakers, and if coming from the security agencies, call it treason.  End careers.

Start an in-depth investigation of the Seth Rich murder.  No telling where that could lead.

Investigate Lowretta for election tampering. That would tie up Comey, too, and could really put his tit in a wringer.  He likes to talk, and has already said too much under oath for his own good.  Tie him up in knots.

There is plenty more if anyone were serious about draining the swamp, but the point is simple.  The best defense is a good offense.  Get tough, get mean, and get going.  Knock your opponents off balance,and kill them if you can.


Socratic Dog's picture

Sorry, that would require both brains and balls. It's become quite clear that Trump has neither.

"Better than voting for Hillary". I really, really hope that isn't his only legacy.

Sages wife's picture

Damn Russians and their logical critical thinking. SANCTIONS!.

Thought Processor's picture



This is hilarious.  On many levels.

nmewn's picture

I gotta say, that is some industrial strength trolling ole Pooty did right there...LMAO!!!

Whoa Dammit's picture

It's the all time greatest bitch slap. 

HardAssets's picture

And the guy delivers them with such understated skill. Just the slightest trace of an amused smile. He outclasses every politician in the West

HoyeruNew's picture

He is NOT "Pooty", he is Putin" as in Mr Putin to YOU. Downvote once again utill you learn what respect means to somebody who almost single handedly has succesfully stopped the "mightly"  USA empireover for a decade now.

White USA was grinding down USA"s econimy into the ground by wasting trillions on fake war on terror" Putin rebuild Russia and came back as the Dark horse. bet you'd LOVE to see the remining 95% of the never pubihsed stuffd Snowden has with him but you never will while Putin had a first hand look.

Eyes Opened's picture

Says the 5 week old to the 7 year senior member.... funny..

Did u never the saying..

Dont try to teach yer granny how to suck eggs ....  lol..

chunga's picture

Uncle Scam is now the global laughingstock.

Later today...

"US Announces Major Arms Sales Deals to N. Korea, Syria, ISIS"

Justin Case's picture

Wouldn't surprise me. The US Gov't from different ops funded Iran and Iraq woars. The CIA funded one side with proceeds from buying cocain from Columbia and military transported to California and sold to the kids there to fund weapons to give to one side and US Gov't funded the other side. Losers were the people in Cali, Iran and Iraq. Then afterwards US illegally invaded Columbia and captured/arrested their supplier Pablo Escobar.

Mr. Universe's picture

It's OK, we have been arming the Drug cartels since "Operation wide receiver" Bush followed by fast and furious Bamy. However how you tell when it just doesn't matter anymore? When the courts are as corrupt as they are now. There is no truth, or doing the right thing, there is only what .gov say is right and true, even when you know it to be wrong and a lie. Truth is treason is an empire of lies.

earleflorida's picture

classical deduction if i might say...

'so, we're back in the ussa`boy,... you don't know how lucky you are' yeah!!!

Moe Hamhead's picture

Hmmm, does that make him a Reality Winner?

shovelhead's picture

WaPo Headline :

"Putin colludes with Trump to get rid of Comey."

espirit's picture

I would think 'Comey is a Russian Mole' ought to do it...

JRobby's picture

When you lose your sense of humor, it is hard to recover.................

People in the US that still don't get that we look like an insane psycho clown show with a lot of weapons to the rest of the world are delusional and will be unprepared when the time comes.