Putin Offers Asylum To "Leaker" Comey

Tyler Durden's picture

Vladimir Putin trolled the US on Thursday, when speaking in a live call-in show with the Russian nation, the Russian president likened Comey to Edward Snowden, who was granted asylum in Russia in 2013, and scoffed at James Comey's disclosure of his conversations with U.S. President Donald Trump, saying the move has made Comey eligible for political asylum in Russia.

"It looks weird when the chief of a security agency records his conversation with the commander-in-chief and then hands it over to media via his friend," Putin was quoted by Russia's Tass. “This is strange. What is the difference then between the FBI director and Mr. Snowden? He is not a head of the special services, but a human rights activist.

The trolling concluded when Putin said that "by the way, if he (Comey) is subject to any sort of persecution in connection with this, we will be ready to give him political asylum in Russia. And he should know about this."

Putin also said that Comey has so far presented no evidence to prove that Russia had meddled in the U.S. presidential election, saying Washington had tried to influence Russian elections for years.

"I am not familiar in detail with the testimony given by former FBI director Comey," Putin said during a question and answer session with citizens. "Again, he gave no evidence of this (Russian meddling)."

The remarks reflected Putin's growing annoyance of being the bete noir of the US media, and with the congressional and FBI investigations into links between Trump campaign officials and Russia, which have shattered Moscow's hopes for improving ties with Washington, much to the delight of the US Military-Industrial Complex and, of course, NATO. Predictably, the Russian president once again reiterrated his denial of meddling in the U.S. election, saying that Russia has openly expressed its views and hasn't engaged in any covert activities.

Continuing the combative mood, Putin then turned the tables on the US, saying it was the US which has sought to influence Russian elections by funding NGOs as part of its aspirations for global domination. "Turn a globe and point your finger anywhere, you will find American interests and interference there."

"And what about constant U.S. propaganda, constant U.S. support of America-oriented non-government organisations by giving them money directly? Isn't it an impact on our minds? Isn't it an attempt to influence how we should behave during election campaigns? This continues year after year," he said.

He added that many heads of state around the world had told him of similar U.S. meddling in their internal affairs. But they would not voice their concerns openly, fearing to "spoil relations" with Washington.  As for Russia, "we have an opinion of our own, we express it openly. But this is not any sort of underground subversive activity", Putin said.

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On a conciliatory note, Putin added that Russia still hopes for normalization of ties with the U.S. During the question and answer session, Putin said he did not consider the US to be an enemy of Russia and claimed he wanted a "constructive dialogue" with Washington. He said Moscow and Washington could cooperate in efforts to prevent the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction and pool efforts to tackle the North Korean nuclear and missile problem. He said the two countries could also cooperate in dealing with global poverty and efforts to prevent climate change.

Putin also noted that Moscow hopes that the U.S. could play a "constructive role" in helping settle the Ukrainian crisis, an offer which we doubt will be favorably met by the Pentago.

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During a tightly choreographed marathon TV show, an annual affair that lasts hours, Putin said that Russia has climbed out of recession despite continuing Western sanctions, adding that the restrictions have forced the country to "switch on our brains" to reduce dependence on energy exports. He lamented yesterday's Senate decision Wednesday to impose new sanctions on Russia as a reflection of Western efforts to "contain" Russia, but insisted that the measures have only made the country stronger.

As reported yesterday, the Senate voted to punish Moscow for interfering in the 2016 election by approving a wide-ranging package of sanctions that target key sectors of Russia's economy and individuals who carried out cyberattacks. The Senate bill follows up on several rounds of other sanctions imposed by the United States and the European Union over Russia's annexation of Ukraine's Crimean Peninsula and its support for pro-Russia insurgents in eastern Ukraine.

Putin argued that Russia has done nothing to warrant the Senate's move, saying it highlights the West's policy of containing Russia and also reflects domestic infighting in the United States. "It's evidence of a continuing internal political struggle in the U.S.," he said.

Russia has responded to the U.S. and EU sanctions by halting most Western food imports, a move that has helped increase Russian agricultural output.

Russian farmers have pleaded with the Kremlin to keep the import ban even if the West lifts its sanctions, but Putin said that if "our partners lift the sanctions against our economy, we will respond in kind."

Discussing the economy, the Russian leader claimed that the "crisis is over," pointing at modest economic growth over the past nine months, low inflation and rising currency reserves. Putin said that a slump in oil prices had been a more important factor in Russia's economic slowdown than the sanctions. Importantly, Putin acknowledged that the Russian economy hasn't yet shed its dependence on exports of raw materials, but noted that non-energy exports have been growing.

Putin also recognized that people's incomes have fallen and 13.5 percent of Russians now live below the poverty line, currently equivalent to $170 per month.

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Most of the questions during the show were about low salaries, decrepit housing, failing health care and other social problems. As in the past, Putin chided local officials for failing to provide due care for people and ordered them to quickly fix the flaws. Even before the show ended, local officials rushed to report that they are looking into the problems.

Putin also offered a glimpse into his closely guarded private life, saying he has two grandchildren whose privacy he wants to respect.

Putin, who in 2013 announced on state television that he was divorcing his wife, has two daughters in their early 30s who haven't been seen in public for years and became the subject of rumors. One of Putin's daughters was reported to be in charge of a lucrative project to build a Silicon Valley-like community under the auspices of Moscow State University.

Putin said during the show that both of his daughters live in Moscow and "work in science and education." He said one of his grandchildren goes to pre-school and the other, a boy, has just been born. He said he doesn't want to give details about his family for fear of hurting their privacy.

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Volkodav's picture

        VV Putin was administrative, not operative.

        You know nothing about this subject.

both jack bauers's picture

The difference, Mr. Putin, is that Mr. Snowden is a Patriot.

ClickNLook's picture

Another difference: Comey is FBI, Snowden: CIA.

DoolieDoink's picture

Comey could sare a flat with Snowden and later Trump can join then.

null's picture

Careful there, you confused POTUS for that chick that stole the nomination from that ol' Bernie dude.

Jethro's picture


Troll level = Master Wizard

The media is just too stupid to realize that Putin is screwing with them. It is thoroughly enjoyable to watch.

mary mary's picture

:-)   :-)   :-)   Bwahaha!!!!  Putin has more sense of humor than all the CNN, MSNBC, and PBS spokesmodels put together!

bardot63's picture

Upvote!!   The guy is a scream.  I urge ICE to offer Vlad the Impaler US citizenship because we could use a grin now and then. 

Librarian's picture

Let President Putin also take Justin Bieber and a few others on a list that I will prepare at Happy Hour tomorrow and then we'll talk.

TheABaum's picture

Obviously, this is part of the collusion.

Reaper's picture

Question for neo-cons: Whose side is God on? We get Bush, Clinton, Barack and ?Trump as our champions. Russia gets Putin.

ToSoft4Truth's picture

Putin is a great guy.  Too bad he isn't American.  Though, Trump could make Putin a dual citizen. 

TradingTroll's picture

This is the smoking gun. Comey has been exposed as a Russian agent. Putin is pretending Comey will be able to avoid charges as a Russian agent so is recalling him using the asylum angle.

ClickNLook's picture

Or, Comey could pretend cooperating with Russians, gain their trust and gather some intelligence for CIA, just like Snowden.

JailBanksters's picture

How could you NOT agree with Putin.

So now they will be scrabling to define a rule that allows one but denies the other in order to explain it.


Pork Rind's picture

Comey is another queer Irish - what is with all the queer Irish and the Jews. Anglo-saxons have been completely written out of  the script. And that fake Irish Governor of Virginia, McAullif. McAullife has got the curly-cue hair perm . I'm totally non-violent but I always wanted to punch men who get curly-cue hair perms, they are just asking to be punched.

TheABaum's picture

Comey is a deep state operative, but he has five or six kids, so unless he swings both ways...

null's picture

You answered your own question.
Good luck with them genealogical efforts ... must get sticky sometimes, lol.

snodgrass's picture

Putin has a great sense of humor. America is looking like a country of buffoons.

smacker's picture

It's very sad that adults in Washingtown with minds of egotistical delinquent children have gotten away with wrecking good business friendly relationships with Russia. The opportunities are huge.

Can't see how this is in the interest of American people nor Brits/Europeans.

Those responsible are traitors, starting with Obola, the Klingonista and the Deep State.

Genby's picture

"Come to the Dark Site. We have cookies." - Darth Putin.

rf80412's picture

The light side not only doesn't have cookies, but they insist that you be happy about that.

tsuki's picture

I thought that was Dirt Nuland's gig.

Reichstag Fire Dept.'s picture


Fake Trump's picture

Don't flip flop or bullshit like Trump.

Yars Revenge's picture

This trolling goes to 11...

NuYawkFrankie's picture

Hahahahaha!!!  Vlad The Impaler strikes again!!! What a guy!

USSA officially the laughing-stock of the planet!

And as if The Comey Comedy Hour wasn't enuf, there's The Mueller Mumble Marathon coming up!

I'd honestly never have guessed that The End Of The Republic would be so damn entertaining!

 Looks like I'm gonna be laughing all the way to the gulag - especially if Vlad keeps it up with those one-liners!

Deep Snorkeler's picture

Putin Schools Americans

1. Americans have no historical perspective.

2. The US defense budget is quite insane.

3. The purpose of government is to improve the lives of its citizens,


4. Sanity, practicality and tradition have value.

5. Daily hysteria is worthless.

6. No one in America can remember anything.

just the tip's picture

the US needs to replace those 50 stars with 50 bananas.

man of Wool's picture

The only person needing asylum in Russia will be Donald. 

aloha_snakbar's picture

James Commie would fit right in with the KGB...

ClickNLook's picture

I thought KGB is an underground bar in NYC.

SRV's picture

1st time I see this... so obvious... and perfect!

God is The Son's picture

The whole story is cooked up shit, we discussing is playing into the establishment game. Their distracting and dividing it's all it is.

Stuto's picture

Great first laugh of the day.

PGR88's picture

What stands in the way of the American global empire and the new world order?


Russia and China.  Russia is in Europe, and is a counterbalance to the EU and Brussels, so they are the main enemy to be dealth with.

cluelessminion's picture

This is some surreal completely off the wall shit going on.  A *Russian* (ex-Soviet) offer an ex-FBI director asylum?


The median age in this country is 37 years old with more than a quarter of the population younger than 21.  So the majority of the country doesn't even remember the USSR or the cold war.  I grew up with this on the evening news for most of my childhood and it was drilled into us that they were the enemy.  The general population has no idea how bizarre this entire Trump/Russia stuff truly is.

Plus there are false flags all over the place.  


I'm going back to reading the comments but I personally believe that everything I see going on in terms of politics, "terrorism" and mass shootings is complete and utter theatre.

Dlux1984's picture

"Everything I see going on in terms of politics, 'terrorism' and mass shootings is COMPLETE AND UTTER THEATRE"

-Spot on assessment.

Umh's picture

The cold war was just a different play at the theatre.

Robert Trip's picture

Putin should just keep his Commie mouth shut and mind his own business.

SRV's picture

Communist Soviet Union dissolved 25 years ago... you bin exploring the galaxy?

Korprit_Phlunkie's picture

I hate commies more than anybody but I think I would take commies over NWO at this point in time.

Jethro's picture

Bernie/Hillary are the communists, not Putin

cheech_wizard's picture

There are days I swear two people post using your alias.

Standard Disclaimer: Of course, it could just be DID.

Umh's picture

His fingers have Tourette's.