Government "Flabbergasted" After Elon Musk's Most Bizarre Claim Yet

Tyler Durden's picture

Elon Musk set the interwebs ablaze this morning when he tweeted out that he somehow got every major city on the eastern seaboard to "verbally approve" a "NY-Phil-Balt-DC Hyperloop" to be built by his Boring Company.

"Just received verbal govt approval for The Boring Company to build an underground NY-Phil-Balt-DC Hyperloop. NY-DC in 29 mins."


"City center to city center in each case, with up to a dozen or more entry/exit elevators in each city."


"Still a lot of work needed to receive formal approval, but am optimistic that will occur rapidly."


"If you want this to happen fast, please let your local & federal elected representatives know. Makes a big difference if they hear from you."


Of course, if you're like us, the first question that came to mind after reading those tweets is whether Musk is really just that naive, if he thinks we're all really just that dumb or if he's just gone completely batshit crazy...mix of all three?

Now, we don't have a Masters in Government from Harvard, but we're almost certain there is no such thing as a "verbal agreement" when it comes to massive public projects that span multiple states and cost billions, if not trillions, of taxpayer dollars.  And while Musk may be permitted to unilaterally make decisions to burn through hundreds of millions of dollars worth of shareholder money at Tesla, municipalities are specifically designed to prevent granting such powers to individuals when it comes to blowing through taxpayer funds.

Not surprisingly, it didn't take long before various "government" officials took to twitter to point out that they hadn't the faintest clue what Musk was even talking about...

New York City's mayoral press secretary apparently wasn't in the loop...

Meanwhile, the Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) in New York didn't even know who Elon Musk was...which is not a good sign for that "verbal agreement" getting converted to a 'contractual' agreement at any point in the near future.

But, it wasn't just New York City that was flabbergasted by Musk's announcement as government officials from NYC to Washington D.C., and everywhere between, were forced to spend their entire day laughing off calls from anxious reporters about his imaginary project.  Per The Guardian:

“Who gave him permission to do that?” asked a spokesman with the Maryland department of transportation.


“Elon Musk has had no contact with Philadelphia officials on this matter,” said Mike Dunn, the city spokesman. “We do not know what he means when he says he received ‘verbal government approval’. There are numerous hurdles for this unproven ‘hyperloop’ technology before it can become reality.”


A spokesperson for the state of Pennsylvania confirmed that neither the governor nor the state’s department of transportation had been contacted by Musk or his company.


Ben Sarle, a spokesman for the New York City mayor’s office, said in an email: “Nobody in City Hall, or any of our city agencies, has heard from Mr Musk or any representatives of his company.”


“The New York state department of transportation did not give verbal approval for a hyperloop,” said spokeswoman Jennifer Post.


Anthony McCarthy, the spokesman for the Baltimore mayor, Catherine Pugh, said: “Mr Musk’s announcement on Twitter was the first that the city heard of the Hyperloop project. ” However, Pugh said in a statement that she was “excited” to hear about the idea, which could “create new opportunities for Baltimore and transform the way we link to neighboring cities” – if it becomes a reality.


Similarly, LaToya Foster, the spokeswoman for Washington DC mayor Muriel Bowser, said: “This is the first we heard of it . We can’t wait to hear more.”

Does anyone else feel like they've seen this proposal somewhere before?

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youarelost's picture

He wants another government funded program

nmewn's picture
Elon Musk ?@elonmusk

If you want this to happen fast, please let your local & federal elected representatives know. Makes a big difference if they hear from you.

JusticeTBuford's picture

Wine and ambien infused illusional tweets?

So Close's picture

Please pray tell me which you many naysayers has built a company that disrupted the banking system (PayPal), the automotive industry (Tesla), and the orbital launch business (SpaceX).    Go back to your drink.

tmosley's picture

"Verbal agreements" are what currynigger oligarchs get from corrupt bureaucrats when they are doing business in the USSA.

He was a fucking idiot to disclose it before the paperwork was in place. Probably won't happen now.

El Oregonian's picture

Oops... Elon has left the Reservation. He started to talk about the underground rail tracks and the ability to travel from D.U.M.B. site to D.U.M.B. site throughout their network of tunnels. Revealing any news and the technology of traveling over electrical current without physical contact will get him a severe reprimand.

2000's picture

Please people! Have some sympathy. This is clearly another Elon Musk from a different universe in the multi-verse. He's lost his way while trying to break out of the digital matrix we're clearly trapped in and simply didn't realize that he was in a timeline where those plans hadn't been approved yet.

NotApplicable's picture

What's so awesome about your comment is that it's the most rational explanation I've seen so far!

AVmaster's picture



Someones gotta take charge and get shit done... If this was real, and had to rely on the government for this, we would all be long gone before they would even shovel the first load of dirt...

Manthong's picture



It seems like he has nowhere to go but down….

His words, not mine.

Manthong's picture


Actually it is  pretty visionary…

Move the batteries from Australia…

Maybe put a few nuke plants right on top the aquifer to charge them all up…

..and then make all of the snowflakes, their idiot liberal parents and professors go total Morlock.

..We will protect the pretty little Eloi sex slaves up here with our over 300 million firearms.

..Maybe we will find them tasty, too.


Creative_Destruct's picture

Guess Elon wants to hide underground from the "Robots killing people in the streets."

Easy government subsides and cheap CB money have definitely gone to this guys head.

Looks like full blown delusional megalomania to me.

He's hearing voices of approval and adulation constantly....

jcaz's picture

I think I remember that Lex Luther had this same idea in one of the Superman comics-

He was a delusional douchebag, too.....

Akzed's picture

What he means is that he got the okay from The Cabal, not the satrapies mentioned in the story. Unfortunately for him, he blabbed before the story was filtered thru CNNMSNBCFOXABCNTYCBSWaPo. The Boring Company was going to get $XX billion to connect spurs in the cities mentioned to existing DUMB tunnels, then once the money was laundered he would get a cut and The Cabal the lion's share. Now it's all up in the air as his handlers figure out what to do next.

old naughty's picture

wait, he must know another government(s) ---under different "management !" in those states...

a different timeline, perhaps?

SixIsNinE's picture

i'd have the puppeteers backing up the clowns, just as an added security precaution


83_vf_1100_c's picture

Speaking of clowns... scary spamming clowns.

InjectTheVenom's picture

Musk :

>>>>    batshit crazy

>>>>    mccain crazy

Stuck on Zero's picture

Elon has the guts to try something new.  The ZH bunch is turning into a bunch of nagging naysayers.

Gen. Ripper's picture

You've achieved level 11 eager victim

Arnold's picture

DID You Mean...?

Nattering Nabobs of Negativity?

Lorca's Novena's picture

Nah, he's just a douchebag... Skrelli status.

If it was T Boone Pickens doing this we'd all be dancing around naked with 10 Gal hats.

Arnold's picture

Was it Boone that built a wind farm that no utility wanted to hook up to?

Yog Soggoth's picture

He wanted to hook up Amarillo I believe, but many speculated that he had a double plan because the vast land purchase just happens to be over a the Ogallala aquifer. You get reduced taxes for clean energy projects.

Our Water Is Being Stolen From Us! - NewsFocus
King of Ruperts Land's picture

We need less BS and more bold in this country. And I put this in the bold not in the BS category. building cars and rockets, or even gold trimmed skyscrapers is not BS. Less subsidies and more real American capital though.

PT's picture

Yeah, but if a few tweets can motivate a couple of million dumbasses to do his bidding for free, then he can successfully have others bring the mountain to Mohammed.  Then imagine how big his ego could be!!!!  The role of "boss" wasn't taken so he took it for himself.

In my neck of the woods, it was common for the young up-and-comers to ask their secretaries to call commercial airlines and ask them to delay the flight if they were running late.

"Shake that tree.  See what falls out.  If you don't shake the tree then nothing falls out!"  It worked for them, I guess (not getting the flights delayed, but that philosophy is bound to work elsewhere.)

Or like the lotto ticket.  Sure the odds are low, but what if you win?  And you have to be in it to win it.
(Though PT maintains that if he truly is lucky enuff to win the lotto then he'll be so lucky that someone else will give him the winning ticket.)

PT's picture

Face it.  There is no downside to Musk making this tweet.  The people he pisses off aren't in a position to affect him negatively in any way.  And if he has enough adoring, zombified followers, who knows what barriers they may soften, if not tear down completely?

Rufus Temblor's picture

Exactly.  Musk is a con man who wants to create buzz about a project that would reward him handsomely, paid for with taxpayer dollars.

Conscious Reviver's picture

Mellon and Stuck on Zero need to get together and climb aboard  that rocketship to Mars. Send us some snaps when you get there.


Creative_Destruct's picture

Climb on board to never return. And then the reality show involving canabalism when they run out of food and get desperate would be top-rated.

King of Ruperts Land's picture

If he tries to suck tax money for this, I will shoot him myself. What I would not begrudge him is development rights in the hinterlands of these routes.

Lore's picture

Compliments to Tyler for adding the Simpsons video.  It couldn't be more perfect.

Where I live, many among the brainwashed 'global warming' crowd suffer from mono-rail-mania: 

"No market, you say?  No funding?  Unrealistic?  IRRELEVANT.  IT'S OUR PRECIOUS, AND WE WANTS IT..."

King of Ruperts Land's picture

God got bored with this simulation so he injected a totally kick ass Musk from a previous simulation to spice things up.

Lumberjack's picture

Didn't Barnum and Baily just shutter their doors? Musk appatently didn't get the memo. Maybe the EU would be interested in his 'Deportation Machine'.

On that note I have devised a solar powered clothes dryer. If the guv gives me $500 billion, I will provide every household in america with one....just think of the electricity and CO^2 this will save!

unsafe-space-time's picture

Seems like brain clots are contagious

nmewn's picture

I say we fund the start of the tunnel for a couple mill, show him the paperwork that its all complete...

...and then shoot his ass into the end of it on a "special train".

Covering up the hole is of course optional ;-)

Ralph Spoilsport's picture

Baltimore is excited about the prospect of efficiently exporting their rioters. 

NewHugh's picture

And rapidly circulating illegal democrap voters on election day...

nmewn's picture


Almost excited as I am in shooting Musk down an unfinished tunnel on a high speed train ;-)

SixIsNinE's picture

which leaves her directly related to Big Daddy Cognitive Infiltration


nmewn's picture

Yep, another Swamp Rat.

mc888's picture

I say we fund the start of the tunnel for a couple mil

You prepared to get Chris Christie's approval for that?

Musk is delusional and possibly geographically-challenged. His proposal would require tunneling under the entire state of NJ. This of course means palms would need greasing, it would have to be done by union labor, and costs will be passed on to state taxpayers as the project runs behind schedule and over budget. If they ever get it working it will immediately break down once it gets to Philly.

King of Ruperts Land's picture

I say grease those people once and for all like and bury them in the tunnel.