"Loyal" Venezuelan Soldiers Get Their Government-Sponsored 'Rewards'...

Tyler Durden's picture

In Venezuela, soldiers are rewarded for the loyal service to the government...


...with tampons, toilet paper, and toothpaste...


Socialist Utopia indeed...

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MillionDollarButter's picture

What if someone else gets more?

Jim Sampson's picture

That t.p. is worth more than gold!

knukles's picture

Venezualia and Kuba has the best socialized medical systemz in the woild.
Why can't we just be like the South Bronx?

Scrimpy's picture

Everything is just fine in Venezuela, if not, the media would certainly be reporting on it. Enough of this FAKE NEWS!

TBT or not TBT's picture

My people have no TP.  -The Great Cornholio

mofreedom's picture

but they have money for sex "reassign" surgery.  Just kidding.  #armsforven

SMG's picture

Well if you're really good you can have femine napkins.  LOL  Socialist paradise. 

NidStyles's picture

Their uniforms look they came from a lawn crew...

Sudden Debt's picture

It's all that it takes to sell out on their country and it's people.


When you join the army or police, they do a psychological test.

Do you know why that test is for?

Not to see if you're sane but TO SEE HOW THEY CAN MOLD YOU!

If you have a strong character and are able to form your own decisions, you won't get the job.

You need to be able to follow commands with a tought.

So never expect to much from the army or police. When they're nice to you, it's because they have been ordered to.

And if they're told to beat you to pulp, they will.

RichardParker's picture

High IQ applicants are barred from law enforcement.


Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.

-Henry Kissinger

HenryKissingerBilderberg's picture

cheapest mercenaries EVER

Johann Gottlieb Fichte must be very proud of the schooling in Venezuela.
Stuck on Zero's picture

No TP but they have guns, ammo and nice uniforms.  They need to go for ICBMs and nuclear weapons. Kim Jong Un would approve.

Zero_Ledge's picture

Are you threatening me? Do not make my bunghole angry !

nmewn's picture

So, the utopian socialist government of Venezuela is skimming off the top on toiletry imports instead of letting it get through to the people and giving it to the "loyal useful idiots". 

Same as it ever was ;-)

krispkritter's picture

Products going through the political 'sewer' just to end up where...?

PS. I would not want my picture publicized taking 'graft' from .Gov.  That ends up in social media or the street, kiss your ass goodbye.

Archibald Buttle's picture

only one smiling face in all those pictures. i think you might be onto something.

runswithscissors's picture

Take this reward and shove it up your ass.

Praetorian Guard's picture

Why are the bitchez getting more than the men as far as a "reward"? Tampons? How about throwing in an extra role of TP for the guys... another example of feminine privilege... lol

EDIT: I see the dudes are getting tampons as well? Must be to stop the hemorrhoidal bleeding from the govt. fucking...


Come join us at www.gunsgrubandgold.com ALL are welcome...

ali-ali-al-qomfri's picture

in the land of the bleeding,

the one assorted tamponed man is king.

The Carbonator's picture

Dude.  LOLs


That was funny shit. LOL!

Crush the cube's picture

Colon Gate brand tooth paste, your going to need the paper.

Kokito's picture

Once again Zero Hedge's fucking idiot Tyler Durden (who ever you are) can not hide their exaggerated hate towards the socialist system in Venezuela.


ZerosHit is making shit up implying that the Venezuelan soldiers get pay with US fiat money $ = Toilet paper. ZerosHit should know that the US hegemony will come to the end of its life cycle once the $ (toilet paper) is replaced by the Renminbi (gold backing). Let us hope that the evil empire (USA), before or at the end of its existence or at the end of its life cycle does not totally destroy humanity (WWIII), since it is the only way to get out of its external debt, Which the economists in the US and Europe call "RESET".


The US sudo-capitalist system is totally unsustainable because of its extreme external debt (19 trillion) that it can never afford and because the resources in the world are limited, population growth and environmental deterioration. ZerosHit is just full of them self pushing the believe of American exceptionalism, the divine destiny and white privilege of the USA and American supremacy (racism)


The US is the most corrupted, criminal, depraved and maquiavelic government in the world and Tyler Durden, you are a dumb MF & a stupid shit (who ever you are). Go fuck yourself.

HenryKissingerBilderberg's picture

you are aware Venezuela keeps doing business as usual (OIL) with the USA... right?

Scrimpy's picture

pre-menopause, Hillary used a baby sheep....

mofreedom's picture

never been penetrated, it musta been a furry catipliar.

The central planners's picture

Im not a socialist apologizer but just to be fair it is tru that Venezuela is under an economic war it very strange that there is no lack of paper for make any other kind of product like the news paper and other stuff but you cant find toilet paper any where. Thats economoc terrorism brought to you by the joos.

LetThemEatRand's picture

Venezuela is a well-known target of the BIS and IMF.  It is being punished for refusing to play ball.  Frankly, it annoys me that ZH runs these propaganda pieces talking about a "socialist utopia" there, without mentioning those rather important elements of the equation.  But ZH makes up for it with stories about the Fed and the socialist utopia that exists in the West for the oligarchs and politicians (while the rest of us run on the treadmill to buy "health insurance" for $1000/month and pay our taxes to fund our socialist masters), so I can get over it.

Kaiser Sousa's picture

well at least they aint livin under the freeways like our misguided "vets" here in the "land of the free...."

mirror, mirror on the wall....

LetThemEatRand's picture

Ironically, Venezuela probably treats its vets better than the US does.  I suppose that's because we live in a capitalist paradise?

I happen to think that capitalism (with the right balance of anti-oligarch control by the People, which is not socialism) is the desired model.  But what we have is socialism for the oligarchs and crony-capitalism for everyone else.  Yes, our system is better than Venezuela's, but Venezuela's problems have a lot to do with the same people who make our system so fucked up.

Richard Chesler's picture

For all the talk about socialism vs capitalism, one key point is missed,

51.6% Mestizo

2.9% Black

43.6% White

More than half the venezuelan population are ignorant, lazy, and dishonest conmen that prefer getting free shit from the government than doing an honest day work. 

Any resemblance to African Dictatorships is NOT merely coincidental.
a Smudge by any other name's picture

Any one of the people protesting out in the streets did more for freedom today that you have done in your miserable life. But the fact that you can type is a credit to your inbred alcoholic parents.

Archibald Buttle's picture

i have a feeling we will be in the streets one of these days. whether out of anger or by eviction remains to be seen. but it's a comin'.

Offthebeach's picture

Lot of vets, aint vets.

Also, 90% of the military is service, support, repair and about as traumatic as a school bus driver.

The central planners's picture

At the beginning i was beleiving ZH then i watched alternative media exposing the other side of the history then i figured out that was being played out  once again by the corporate fake news.

nmewn's picture

Ummm, the important element here Rand is, out of a utopia socialist country of millions, with basically ALL MEANS OF PRODUCTION UNDER GOVERNMENT CONTROL they can't even make toilet paper & tampons ;-)

Kaiser Sousa's picture

"Venezuela is a well-known target of the BIS and IMF.  It is being punished for refusing to play ball."

u may have overlooked that fact...

and that applies to all of South America for the past 200 years...

look inward...at this shit of a fucking nation.


nmewn's picture

The government of Venezuela just paid a big loan installment to Russia didn't it? Russia involved in all this too?

What the deal is, is no country can promise Faaarrreee! shit forever to its people, someone has to make & pay for that shit and they expect to be PAID.

Play ball?...no one gives a rats ass about Venezuela the place...the PEOPLE we all care about and what Chavez and his brat kids have done and what Maduro continues to do is a travesty.

At least Maduro dropped that lame ass green BDU so popular with Chavez, Che & Fidel but that doesn't make him a fiscal genius. 

Kaiser Sousa's picture

"What the deal is, is no country can promise Faaarrreee! shit forever to its people, someone has to make & pay for that shit and they expect to be PAID."

i presume ur referring to this broke ass kleptocracy on the verge of the very same circumstances - right???

but wait...that could never happen in Ameridumb!!!

point is - when u live n a glass house of SHIT - u know the rest...

nmewn's picture

I didn't "change it". Why don't you help "change it" back?

LetThemEatRand's picture

I don't think anyone on this thread is supporting Maduro.  He's an asshole who enriches himself at the expense of his people.  The point some of us are trying to make is that pinning Venezuela's problems on "socialism" without exploring all of the other factors at work is like saying that a 1983 V8 Mustang is not as good as a 2017 Lexus V10 because the Lexus has a larger engine.

nmewn's picture

The point is, socialism takes individual profit away unto itself for "redistribution" as it see's fit. Chavez nationalized (like I said) basically everything in the country, no risk, no reward just everyone standing around waiting on Papa Government with their hand out while the "socialist elite" running Papa Government get rich. 

There is exactly zero difference between a rightwing dictator and a leftwing dictator in this regard...they SEE the opportunity to INDIVIDUALLY gain wealth because of the position they hold that they have DENIED to everyone else to keep them dependent. 

Human nature is a funny thing, it needs morals & ethics to contain itself ;-)

LetThemEatRand's picture

As the poster below mentions, Maduro was a response to another kind of redistribution, of the variety we're experiencing in the West.  You and I agree that nationalizing of productive assets is a bad thing.  You and I also agree that America became the success that it is because of capitalism.   Where we're missing each other is on how and why Venezuela ended up in its current situation.  As Kaiser Sousa points out, the same forces are at work here, regardless of what you call them. 

TBT or not TBT's picture

The forces must be a lot weaker here though, because, as Sanders complained, we have a really wide variety of hygiene products here that seem somehow to have become so rare in Venezuela that they're better than currency.  

nmewn's picture

Sorry bout that, my turn to cook the bacon...lol.

Well the "forces" are many things and not as all inclusive as one might think (like Kaiser Sousa apparently does). Russia is a "state player" and it wanted its payment just like any other. As AurorusBorealus points out below (before he falls back on the shop worn American boogeyman complex of the 50's-60's) many nations are involved to one degree or another but the Chavez/Maduro paranoia ploy to keep the people confused (in my opinion) is just about played out.

Again, "the issue" is state control and cronyism. Maduro took over Chavez' families & vested interests with assorted hangers-on when he croaked...but he's in a box now, THOSE interests expect STATE protection from him. The elite of Venezuela do not lack for toilet paper I can assure you of that.

The soldiers in those pics got what the government protected elites didn't take for themselves...leftovers

Its has always been thus. At the end of the day a government will not save you given its choices, you will have to do that yourself ;-)

LetThemEatRand's picture

"At the end of the day a government will not save you given its choices, you will have to do that yourself"

By myself, or with the help of others?  When the founders of this country decided to stand up to the Brits, they got together and formed a ... wait for it ... government..  When the US built railroads, it did so with the force of law (taking of land, often at the end of a gun to both indians and landowners who didn't want to sell).  Your ideology, nmewn, may be well-meaning but it is simplistic.   There is no perfect system or ideology, but the best of them require cooperation among like-minded people, including force for those who don't want to play along.  In the current paradigm, we have a few hundred families that don't want to play along.  They own half of the world and they aim for more.  Guys like you are egging them on.

nmewn's picture

The first thing they did was fight back, you don't need a government to fight against a government.

LetThemEatRand's picture

I guess that defines one of (or perhaps the major) difference between you and me.  I think that it would require organized resistance and force of law through the military and courts to take back what the oligarchs stole.  You think individuals can do it.  

nmewn's picture

Couldn't we just kill the oligarchs & their enablers without imposing a system of "laws" (the enabling structure) that allows the next generation of oligarchs to be created? ;-)