Baltimore Chaos - Ceasefire In "Violence-Plagued" City Starts Today

Tyler Durden's picture


A ceasefire between Baltimore “gang leaders, drug dealers and others linked to the violence” has been agreed on and will come into effect on Friday.

This is an act of desperation from a community that is currently experiencing a homicide rate doubled of Chicago’s and a murder count higher than NYC. The ceasefire aims to stop the killings for at-least 72-hours, starting on August 04-06.

The slogan selected by organizers gets right to the point: “Nobody kill anybody”.

Violent crime in Baltimore has flourished over the past few years, due to the “Ferguson Effect”, along with the death of “Freddie Gray” that triggered Baltimore’s April 2015 riots.

According to the EconomistBaltimore may see more than 400 murders this year. This would indicate 2017 will be the deadliest year ever on record.

August homicides are already in full-swing leading up to the ceasefire.

Yearly data projects many more months of violent crime for the city.

Mapping out the 208 homicides across Baltimore City looks like battleship.

If nothing else comes from the ceasefire, such gestures were a first step in helping residents feel that they were regaining control of neighborhoods, said Cassandra Crifasi, deputy director of the Johns Hopkins-Baltimore Collaborative for Violence Reduction.

“Even if it ends up being only one day without a shooting, that’s going to be good for the city,” Crifasi said.


It’s highly unlikely that Baltimore “gang leaders, drug dealers and others linked to the violence”  will take a 72-hour loss in profits and give up their corner where drugs are peddled from.

Baltimore is a chaotic war zone and it’s time we start treating it like one.

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RICKYBIRD's picture

It be "Nobody don' kill nobody".

robertocarlos's picture

That's what I think. Nobody kill nobody means a nobody kills a nobody. Nobody don't kill nobody, makes perfect sense.

Ray Donovan's picture

Dumb poster, none of them can read .

dobermangang's picture

Pro Tip: If you're in Baltimore, never stop for red lights in Cherry Hill.  

You're welcome.

NoPension's picture

If you end up in Cherry Hill, you done fucked up.

RICKYBIRD's picture

In Cherry Hill Park it used to be a thrill with Mary Hill after dark, but then one day a man with money said "Come on honey", and she went away.

HarryKallahan's picture


Until Marilyn Mosby is tied to the bumper of an F150 and dragged out of Baltimore, there is no way in hell Baltimore cops will stick their neck out to stop trouble before it starts.

They will simply wait and respond to the 911 call.

After the fact.

Cleanup duty.



Sam Spayed's picture

No more proactive police work. Wouldn't want to live anywhere near a ghetto.

Straw Dog's picture

Yes - read the Wikipedia entry on Marilyn Mosby

FreeEarCandy's picture

They are going to use this gang violence to introduce the military into the equation and start opening up the door towards marshal law. Big cities first (easy). It feels like its coming soon. There isn't anything that is coincidental. Cause and effect. Cause and effect.

Dougs Decks's picture

Marshal law,,, Wasn't that a song by the Martial Tucker Band???

Arnold's picture

When sheriffs just aren't enough.

Tactical Joke's picture

Best goddamned comment on this thread. You win the Internet today, sir.  Yes, I assumed your gender.

Northern Lights's picture

Fucking black people eh!  Here in Toronto, Canada, the city is holding it's annual Caribana Parade and party weekend.  All the Caribean nations get together, the black chicks wear theire traditional Caribana attire which is little more than a g-string with a bra and some sparkles, tassels, feathers, and head-dresses.  For 3 days the street's of Toronto are turned into one big black orgy.  I work in the downtown core and walking around on the street and the Eatons Center (Main Shopping Mall), I've been noticing a larger presence of black people than usual.  I figure your Baltimore ceasefire may be a success, at least for the next 4-5 days, because all those fucking gangbangers and street-whores are up here in Toronto.

DieSocialJusticeWankers's picture

Usually 1-5 killed every year at "Carry-a-Banana".

Scuba Steve's picture

Midnight Sunday Night ....

Tick Tock muthafukkas ...

gregga777's picture

I wouldn't be surprised if there are more murders than usual during the 'ceasefire'.

Able Ape's picture

Sounds like dey giving the green light to Mr. Nobody to kill Mr. Anybody - WTF, dey do'in dat fer?


Miskondukt's picture

Wait...if it was agreed upon, why the frak did you ARREST THEM ALL during that agreement? 

HarryKallahan's picture



Arrest them?

Then there would be no one left to agree....



SweetDoug's picture




And not a peep about this on CNN!

Can you imagine how this would play out with the filthy leftist liberal progressive media?!

The embarassment!

Besides, they don't want to encourage the racists, the racism of lowered expectations, the redneck 'I told ya so's!'.

The silence speaks volumes.




Metalredneck's picture

Just make murder illegal.

chosen's picture

Niggers ain't gonna unnerstand dat.  Its gots to say "Nobody kill nobody."

all-priced-in's picture

I think the correct way to say it is


Nosbody kilts nosbody.



MaxThrust's picture

No one is going to kill Nobody coz that body is already Killeded.

Kagemusho's picture

This will just serve to 'improve the breed' the worst possible way. The dullards will be suckered into lowering their guard and be killed, the smarter thugs will be more cautious, more wary, and more likely to kill the dullards. A slight winnowing of the welfare rolls will occur, and nothing more. As an old science-fiction novel put it, "Think of it as Evolution in action".

sheikurbootie's picture

Let's just not report the murders for a few days instead?

stinkypinky's picture

Until Popeye's Chicken institutes a "Bling-fo-a-Wing" program where customers get a chicken wing for each bullet they turn in, this is going nowhere.

KJWqonfo7's picture

How awesome would that be!!

Popeyes is delicious.

NoPension's picture

This whole thread is racist.

Bunch of troglodytes.

Sam Spayed's picture

Yo, it pronounce rayciss.

Mena Arkansas's picture

The truth is usually rayciss ... when it's not anti-semitic.

PrintemDano's picture

By racist of course you mean brutally honest.

Offthebeach's picture

If you belive race exists, you are a racist.   

Anyways, libtards own todays blacks.  Their crime, their housing,  their dysfunction is all yours.  50 years of libtard experimentation, trillions of dollars, a thousand cities laid waste, and a entrenched, dead still beurocracy is all, every bit yours.

Dumpster Elite's picture

So is you tellin' me I can't kill NOBODY dis whole weekend??? I GOTS to kill someone! It's da' weekend! I always kills at least one mutha-fucka' every weekend. I gots to put some heads to bed!

Mena Arkansas's picture

I just don't know what I would do if I couldn't kill someone every 72 hours.

I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself?

Oh, that's right ... I'm a civilized white taxpayer. Not a dindu savage.


gramps's picture

August 8 is going to be a bloodbath.

GoldRulesPaperDrools's picture

Niggery diggery doc,

it's time to buy you a Glock.

The chimps are mad,

they be actin' real bad,

always keep a spare mag in your sock.

RICKYBIRD's picture

Suggest "It time you git you a Glock". Ebonics dialect and all that. Otherwise A+!

Tactical Joke's picture

A glock? In B-Mo you need an AR15, some plates, and a full chest rig.

My money is Baltimore being the first shitty that the po-leece have the option to call for mortar strikes.

Sam Spayed's picture

Notice how they're starting small? Only three days of not killing anybody. They don't want to jump the gun with a major inconvenience like a week.

BanyakUang's picture

Grammar is wrong.  Should be "Nobody kill Nobody"  

Megaton Jim's picture

We're talking about niggers, it should read; "Nobudy, keal nobudy fo da weakend, n she-it!"

my new username's picture

Lord of The Flies. 

Baltimore, BLM, Ferguson - these happen when you infantilize generations of people.

wholy1's picture

Ya gotta be kidding:  thinking that those Baltimore "city"zen semi-animate, virulent, parasites are any different than those alCIAda/Soros/sand-lizard Saudi-funded moosie Christian-killing/girl-raping/boy-butt-banging males.

Mena Arkansas's picture

We are missing a golden opportunity here.

We need a new dindu jobs program in Baltimore that would improve society, use their available job skills, give them hope and a nice payday.

A bounty program on NYC banksters seem like a worthy goal.

Just give Tyrone and his crew a list of the top 100, a road map, gas money and pay 'em $10K for every confirmed kill.

Problem solved.