Kelly Loses Control As "Vacationing" Trump Unleashes Angriest Tweetstorm Yet

Tyler Durden's picture

Just days after the Wall Street Journal and others reported that Trump's new Chief of Staff, General John Kelly, had taken steps to "control" the flow of information on the President's twitter feed, America will wake up this morning to one of his longest tweet storms yet.  Not surprisingly, this latest rant started off by ripping into the "Failing NYTimes" and other "24/7 Fake News" outlets...

The failing @nytimes, which has made every wrong prediction about me including my big election win (apologized), is totally inept!


The Trump base is far bigger &  stronger than ever before (despite some phony Fake News polling). Look at rallies in Penn, Iowa, Ohio and West Virginia. The fact is the Fake News Russian collusion story, record Stock Market, border security, military strength, jobs, Supreme Court pick, economic enthusiasm, deregulation & so much more have driven the Trump base even closer together. Will never change!


Hard to believe that with 24/7 #Fake News on CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, NYTIMES & WAPO, the Trump base is getting stronger!


...but then quickly moved on to the "phony Vietnam con artist," Senator Richard Blumenthal.

Interesting to watch Senator Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut talking about hoax Russian collusion when he was a  phony Vietnam con artist!


Never in U.S.history has anyone lied or defrauded voters like Senator Richard Blumenthal. He told stories about his Vietnam battles and conquests, how brave he was, and it was all a lie. He cried like a baby and begged for forgiveness like a child. Now he judges collusion?


All of which kind of makes you wonder whether General John Kelly has already lost control of the White House and what that might mean for his future.

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thesonandheir's picture

Must have had a yuge morning dump. 

Schlump's picture

I love twitter, I'm good at it.

"My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth." (actual Trump quote)

"Many are saying I'm the best 140 character writer in the world. It's easy when it's fun" (actual Trump quote)

I'm the world's greatest person. Believe me.

USisCorrupt's picture


At least someone has some Balls!

nmewn's picture

And singling out Blumenthal (ignorant lying fucktard that he is) to go along with slamming the Alinsky press is right on target. 

JRobby's picture

Just one of so many corrupt legislators.

CT is going bankrupt.

The Wizard's picture

At least someone has some Balls!

That's the bottom line. Rand Paul was always my choice because of his stand for liberty. However, the job requires someone with big cojones considering how deep the Deep State is entrenched.

GreatUncle's picture

You only know "how deep the Deep State is entrenched" because Trump came along.

Nobody noticed until then or those representing you were being very deceitful.


Give Me Some Truth's picture

"Economic enthusiasm" = "Fake News," Mr. President. You are now the main cheerleader for said fake news.

If "Russian Collusion" is "Fake News," why did you sign severe sanctions against Russia based on said fake news?

The Big Ching-aso's picture

Hey balls just not make a man, mate. You gotta have prick potential too, man.

autofixer's picture

Build the Wall.  Overturn Obamaocare.  Cut taxes.  That would take some balls.  Talk is cheap.  Sheeple.   

Beaker99's picture

You have to admit, it is kind of refreshing to know exactly what the President thinks on any subject, without the normal "political" filters. 

I actually think Trumps onto something here with twitter. A direct line of communication with the public side stepping all the speech writers and moderators. 


More than any President in history, we actually really know Trumps true feelings on so many subjects. I'm starting to appreciate that more and more. 

Kidbuck's picture

My favorite Trump quote, "The world is broken. I will fix it."

Give Me Some Truth's picture

Re: World's Greatest Twitterer ...

Does Trump not realize that all of his millions of tweets have created a vast archive of examples where we now know he has done as president the exact opposite of what he said he would do as a candidate?

I can't wait to visit the future Trump Presidential Library (to be housed in the Trump Tower?). I'm sure one of the most popular exhibits will be the section that lists:

"Pre-President Trump Tweets"

Right next to:

"Post-president Trump Tweets"


"What he said he would do"

What he actually did (or, more precisely, what he did not do).

Mpizzie's picture

15 weeks of being a loser.

How does it feel to accomplish nothing in life, or your posts.

DrewJackson's picture

I support each of these tweets!   If it was not for Trump, twitter would be bankrupt

DrewJackson's picture

I support each of these tweets!   If it was not for Trump, twitter would be bankrupt

Scanderbeg's picture

All the Trump haters can strap on a vagina helmet and eat a fat dick.

Trump is already the most conservative president since Coolidge.

1. Shutting down illegal immigration

2. Will ensure conservative control of the courts for a generation.

3. Fierce defender of the 2nd Amendment.

4. Bringing back jobs and calling out ChiCom bullshit.

5. First proposal to reduce net immigration in a generation.

6. Jettisoning all Obama era garbage regulations.

7. Ended CIA support for terrorists in Syria and wants detente with Russia despite the fag congress

8. Withdrew from Paris Climate Crap which would have cost American businesses and families billions for literally nothing.

9. Making dick muncher snowflakes like FrozenGoods sob every day.

So enough whining unless you would prefer the Satanic Neo Con Hag. Trump is the best we could have hoped for at this point and we've already gotten way more than I expected.




Theta_Burn's picture

Well at least he didn't brag about the market being at new all-time highs..

junction's picture

Who is the next candidate for the Trump Tweet Celebrity Roast?  My vote is for Senator Feinstein.

mcl2177's picture

It should always be Obama

MANvsMACHINE's picture

He shouldn't limit it to any one person. There are so many and it should be constant like a news ticker.

Reichstag Fire Dept.'s picture

He's ot just going to burn for taking credit for the stock market, he's gonna "Theta_Burn" for it!! :D

BandGap's picture

Nope, by taking "credit" he will be able to point out what made it crash.

Think about it. Since he "owns" it he will totally explain what others did to bring it down.

Very clever, actually. It is headed south regardless, but he is in the driver's seat.

Mustafa Kemal's picture

"Must have had a yuge morning dump. "

Sounds to me like bowel constipation, yuuge twitter dump

joep3joep3's picture

I love Trump, he deserves a huge dump, dealing with a corrupt Washington, Media, and Deep State. Trump 2020!

CJgipper's picture

In all seriousness, we all know that Trump is tweeting all of this during his morning shit, right?

MFL5591's picture

Cannot disagree with anything he wrote!

christiangustafson's picture

He is our Gray Champion!

What a magnificent specimen!

VinceFostersGhost's picture



He is our Gray Champion!


Obama's gone man.......where ya been?

Mustafa Kemal's picture

"Cannot disagree with anything he wrote!"

Me niether, but I certainly disagree with this style of ad hominem attacks.

ZH doesnt like Chindit rants,

nobody, including the senator, will like being attacked this way. 

And many will not appreciate a senator being attacked this way. It is personal.

Kidbuck's picture

As if 99 percent of the MSM and most of the repubs and democrats haven't already attacked Trump and every member of his family "personally" and don't continue to pile on every waking hour?

Trump is winning every argument. Not sure anyone, fighting these odds, can win the war, especially when so many pussies whom supposedly agree with him would castrate him.

Give Me Some Truth's picture

I can DISAGREE with about everything Trump wrote.

1) "Economic Enthusiasm" - if it exists (doubtful), it is based on blatant lies produced by government employees he leads.

2) "Russian collusion" story is bogus or fake news - well, if so, why did he - and 99.2 percent of Congress impose severe sanctions on Russia, all based on the the "fact" that "Russian Collusion" is/was real? Re-stated for third graders: If the Russian collussion story is a lie, sanctions should NOT have been imposed on Russia. Or: If one really believes the story is BS and one has any backbone and principles, one does not impose sanctions on a nation that has been falsely accused of "crimes." If one does do this - and is looking only at opinion polls, is one not a sorry excuse for a leader?

3) The "Trump base" is growing based on rallies in a few states - sure, a large enough number of Trump supporters still exist to fill up  venues for a rally. But based on the comments I read on this site and other sites that previously supported Trump by overwhelming numbers, I can only conclude that said base is shrinking. Is he saying that no Trump supporters have changed their opinion on him? For homework or research to explore this hypothesis simply skim the comments board of the last three months.  

4) The "failing NY Times" - Define "failing?" Does he mean they are simply losing money or does he mean the paper is on the verge of, like, closing/going out of business? This paper (unfortunately) ain't going anywhere. It no doubt IS bleeding money but "someone" will keep them publishing as long as this "paper of record" serves its supremely important purpose of backing the Status Quo and spreading said "fake news." Prediction: This "failing paper" will be on his ass as long as he is president and will continue to crank out stories that other MSM group-thinkers dutifully re-broadcast. The fact the paper may or may not be "failing" financially is really moot. Kind of like the fact the U.S. government is bankrupt is completely irrelevant as long as the U.S. government has its magic printing press. The U.S. government and treasury is also "failing." Big deal. This trivia ain't going to stop it from doing what it's been doing.

5) The attack on the alleged fraud senator. I don't know if this guy is or isn't a fraud. If he is, who cares? To quote Hillary Clinton: "What difference does it make?" They're all frauds and fakes and posers - Trump included. Remember, it was Trump the Candidate who correctly pointed out that government economic reports were BS and should never be trusted. Today, President Trump trumpets these same reports as proof that his program is magically working. 

There is no shortage of surreal irony coming from the Imperial City and its chief executive. The man who rails against "fake news" now depends on it for justification that his policies are achieving great things. No they aren't. All the alleged "great things" are lies.  

One final irony: Trump and the Fake News Producers are actually on the same team on the big issues. They both want to spread the lie that the economy is great (better to continue the Status Quo and protect the all-important printing press), and both want to hype five, six, seven, eight nations as "grave threats" in order to advance the neocon agenda of more war, nation-building, interventions and protect the military/security industrial complex. Hell, I don't even know why they are attacking one another. It's now clear that neither side wants to really "drain the swamp."

If either did, Trump's FIRST TWEET would have been "audit the Fed" and the NYT would be calling for said audit with a lead editorial every other day. 


Withdrawn Sanction's picture

There's more to this "working vacation" (read, WH evacuation) than meets the eye. 

swamp's picture

The WH is getting a de-bugging

Max Cynical's picture

...or better microphones?

chiswickcat's picture

roach bombing the whole place.

JohninMK's picture

Yup, under the excuse of new air con.

opport.knocks's picture

I can't believe it took them this long to figure that out, Air Force 1 also needs a thorough retrofit for compromised electronics, which would be a huge challenge. They should just STFU while in there.

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

Be interesting to hear what they find.

Vilfredo Pareto's picture

All modern bugs are duplex.  They will also shut themselves off when detection equipment is used.  They would have to examine every bit of electrical wiring and anything hooked up to the electrical system including the microwave in order to try to find anything sophisticated.


However if your detection equipment is always on and spooks aren't able to fuck with it then you can stay on top of it.

RiverDrifter's picture

Saw that they were "updating HVAC system or something like that....but this is what I immediately thought of myself.  

AF1, Marine One, if his SUV pool has a name...all should have their HVAC systems updated as well.

bigkahuna's picture

If they find the bugs, then they probably have a trail of evidence to who is using them and are hopefully getting the hard evidence to complete an investigation. We should be looking for some people to die (arkancide or husseinocide) or flee the country if this is the case.

hoist the bs flag's picture

he cant help himself becuase he is right!



NoPension's picture

Trolling Blumenthal. Love it! MAGA!

GlassHouse101's picture

Actions speak louder than words Donny, and right now you're acting like the Neocon RINO in chief.