Trump Threatens North Korea With "Fire And Fury Like The World Has Never Seen Before"

Tyler Durden's picture

Speaking at a press event at his golf resort in Bedminster, N.J., President Trump offered a stern warning to the rogue dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, saying that he "best not make any more threats to the United States" or they "will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen."

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States.  They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen."


"He has been very threatening beyond a normal statement.  And, as I said, they will be met with fire, fury, and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before."


All of which spooked markets...though we're sure a 'Buy The Fucking Fire & Fury Dip' rally will commence shortly.



Of course, first thing this morning we reported that according to a 500-page report by the Japanese Defense Ministry, North Korea may now be in possession of a miniature nuclear warhead. That said, the report did not move the market because the Japanese report was largely inconclusive and did not claim with certainty that this is the case.

Shortly thereafter, the exact same narrative escalated when the WaPo echoed what Japan said, only it "confirmed" that North Korea had successfully produced a miniaturized nuclear warhead that could fit inside its missiles, "crossing a key threshold on the path to becoming a full-fledged nuclear power, U.S. intelligence officials have concluded in a confidential assessment."

As the WaPo added, the analysis completed last month by the Defense Intelligence Agency came on the heels of another intelligence assessment that sharply raised the official estimate for the total number of bombs in the communist country’s atomic arsenal.

“The IC [intelligence community] assesses North Korea has produced nuclear weapons for ballistic missile delivery, to include delivery by ICBM-class missiles,” the assessment states, in an excerpt read to The Washington Post. The assessment’s broad conclusions were verified by two U.S. officials familiar with the document. It is not yet known whether the reclusive regime has successfully tested the smaller design, although North Korean officially last year claimed to have done so.

Key seems the President has had some extra time to catch up on Game of Thrones during his vacation...

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tlnzz's picture

Yep. It's time to get it on.


Txpl9421's picture

You really need to take a break.

Go outside. See the sun. Make love to whatever you love.

You are killing us with the negative waves.

TomJoad's picture

Didn't mean to hash your buzz, Dude. It just seems like the accumulated crazy is building up to something. Maybe the Great America Eclipse on the 21st. Who knows. Tired of the endless fear mongering. Also, the IRS has decided I owe them $18,000 from 2015. I don't even have a fucking job at the moment. Perhaps a YHUUUUGGGEEEE EMP would wipe that slate clean. Only half kidding.

Something is in the air. (chemtrails?)

The Water (Flouride?)

The Earth. (Fracking Chemicals?)

I dunno. Something.






TwelveOhOne's picture can help you to wipe that slate clean.

dogismycopilot's picture

i have it on good authority that the IRS will 'work with you' and only charge you 2% interest per month while you sell everything you own to pay them back in a year or less. you will receive cheerful letters from them every month remindng you of the consequences of not fulfilling your end of the deal. 

Might i suggest you DON'T take a job blowing rich white Democratic party leaders who like injecting you with chemicals cuz that shit will kill you. 

"The Los Angeles County Coroner has reported the death of Gemmel Moore, 26, of an accidental meth overdose at 7:22 p.m. on July 27 at the West Hollywood home of high-profile Democratic Party donor and political activist, Ed Buck....LaTisha Nixon says she learned that her son, who was unemployed, had recently been doing sex work."

runswithscissors's picture

Well at least the FMJ & HPs don't expire and the EMPs won't effect them so there's that 

TomJoad's picture

And the silver lining in this case is ACTUALLY silver, lots and lots of it. 100 ounce bars. Brass, copper, lead to keep it company.


Miss Informed's picture

I thought General Kelly was supposed to be babysitting him from here on out.

gunzeon's picture

Generals are still soldiers and so must take orders from their superior, in this case The President; it's in their training and he has probably hired so many for that reason.

Similarly for lawyers and accountants I imagine since their professions are really rigid frameworks in which to function with little room for interpretation and probably he has lots of those too.

Yellow Zookaninnie's picture

Kelly is a jarhead, not a soldier.

DosZap's picture

NO One babysits a Billionaire,much less Trump's Ego.(and face it,this lil bstd is not going away,if we think it's bad now?, we haven't seen ANYTHING when he really has the chance to hit us nationwide.)

After 40yrs of sucking NK's ass,giving them uber billions, ALL promises ALWAYS broken, I say time to Neutron the hell out of the entire shiotpile.

I think the world should have had enough of their schit by now,I am old enough to have seen all 3 of those lying sob's, Gran Pa,Daddy, now this little bstd suck us dry for NADA in return.

Time to get HIM before he has the REAL capability of launching many nukes our way, I would call Putin, and China, and tell them prepare for a pre-emptive multiple strikes.

If China wants NK to live,then China will have to assume to take care of the worlds baby Dictator.

Not one American troop should we forfeit to fight his well prepared and huge army.(Seoul would be decimated,even evacuated the lives lost would be over a million most likely.)


That still leaves IRAN, and I do not see us ever stopping them, when WWIII starts look for IRAN to be the catalyst.

Ben A Drill's picture

Fuck this shit. I'm old, pissed off and have lots of ammo. Come in my backyard, I triple dog dare you motherfuckers!

aloha_snakbar's picture

Yawn... I have more fire and fury in a morning bowel movement. Aint never going to happen... wish it would, but it wont...

D.T.Barnum's picture

Maybe a little too much chocolate cake?

Dutch1206's picture

Thai food will do the trick

TwelveOhOne's picture

"Dad is great; give us the chocolate cake!"

David19841776's picture

LOL you make me laugh. Always bring a smile. Thank you

LindseyNarratesWordress's picture

Look, you people know one thing about me, if nothing else, and that is that I tell it as it is, not as I, necessarily, want it to be, and I am going to do the same thing, now:


"The Final-War", or WWIII, is inevitable, and every one of you needs to prepare for this inevitably, accordingly.  Stock-up on water-barrels, prepare a self-sufficiency garden, etc.; you people are intelligent- and aware-enough to know what you need to do to prepare.


Please do not ignore the seriousness of our collective-situation, because this is really happening, Ladies and Gentlemen, and while none of us knows the day that war will come, I think that everyone can agree, if everyone is intellectually-honest, that it is coming very, very soon.


If you people have been watching The Fox News Channel, for the past five hours, THE ONLY THING BEING DISCUSSED IS THE NORTH KOREAN SITUATION, AND THAT MEANS THAT WAR-IS-INEVITABLE.



EHM's picture

Yeah right I'm headed straight for ground zero if nukes started flying. You can play Mad Max.

Eyes Opened's picture


THINK about that....

.. Its all just diversion tactics.... just as I thought we were getting traction on Dirty Debbie / Comey / Lowrenta / Awans & SETH RICH murder !!!

Suddenly its "look Kimmy the Squirrell" !!!

LindseyNarratesWordress's picture

I can not agree, because the threats from North Korea are over-the-line, Friend.


President Trump has thrown-down-the-gauntlet, and said, "NO MORE THREATS, OR HE WILL FIGHT."



Mr Hankey's picture

NK doesn't have anything China doesn't want them to have. 

Mr T's picture

Lindsay, we here at the hedge are a tad concerned about your emotional well being. You are exhibiting signs of a Fox news overdose. Please turn the TV off and have an ice cream cone and calm down. I understand, panic won't help it is a little late for panic.

StarGate's picture

WW3 not necessarily inevitable.
Firepower is more sophisticated and specific than it used to be in 1945.

The problem is compounded in that USA has a contract to protect Japan as they agreed post WW2 to give up their own military. Thus they are helpless in facing NK threats and they are a short sea away from its missles. There are reports that Kim Looney sees the Japanese royal family as descendants from a Korean one and thus rivals to his throne.

Completely against war, but there may be a short and powerful battle to end NK nuclear saber rattling.

media_man's picture

We could nuke NOKO until it's a lunar surfaced wasteland but who would even notice? I suppose China would appreciate the ethnic cleansing & repopulate the geography after the radiation levels subside.

I wonder who benefited in China from assisting NOKO to develop the nuclear capability? Seems pretty short sighted to permit a psycho State like NOKO to get their sweaty paws on a nuke. Same goes for Russia. They both have their share of mortal enemies who would pay big money to buy one.

RICKYBIRD's picture

Many, including myself, believe that the Chinese use NK as a surrogate. They won't be at all happy about a takedown of NK.

quasi_verbatim's picture

That's fighting talk.

Txpl9421's picture

Folks need to stop talking shit about EMPs. It's getting militia all worked up, and their blood pressure can't take it.

JackMeOff's picture

It's Popcorn time!

Bob's picture

Extra iodized salt.

Kevin Trader's picture

Did he synch up his comments with Trudeaus visit? 

"I'll call your crazy and raise you one batshit"

aliens is here's picture

Tell the NK I am coming and I am bringing hell with me.

RICKYBIRD's picture

Trump obviously knows what language the Norks understand, i.e. the same language they use toward us every other day.

Doom and Dust's picture

Trumpkin the IMPOTUS better take it down a notch.

He's not gonna win a shouting match and he's not good at anything else.

Bill of Rights's picture

Is this the Red Line in the sand moment?

Give_me_liberty_or's picture

Why would he ruin the pyramid scheme for his masters?

sniffybigtoe's picture

I don't like any of this shit.

Kaeako's picture

Don't be a pussy. People said The Donald can't do shit to Syria, Russians will shoot down any planes, intercept any missiles, sink any ships. The Donald bombed Syria anyway and Russia cowed. Should the NKoreans not behave The Donald will execute a surgical strike or twelve and no one can or will do a thing about it. Yeehhhaaww. USA. USA. USA.

Winston Churchill's picture

Your wrong.Unleashing of the norks would remove any lingering doubt in Putin and Xi's mind as

to the insanity of the USA.Uptil now the motivation could have been just greed for Uncle Scams behavior.

The fear of MAD only works if  all the players believe the others are sane.Once that is lost its open season for a first strike

to try take out the insane player before they strike you.

This is a war game scenario I played in a simulator many years ago.It always ended with a first strike, every time it was run.

DJT needs to shut the fuck up.

Countrybunkererd's picture

DJT or not, your simulator scenario will go live.

StarGate's picture

Russia is probably neutral on the NK issue. He is not threatening them, he is threatening Japan and USA. DJT is probably in communication with China about the situation. The US Ambassador is well aligned with China.

China does not want an NK battle becuz they make money off of NK and the shake up would send refugees flooding across their borders. Again NK is not threatening China, so they can appear to be neutral, even tho they are probably in agreement with plans for NK.

Mr Hankey's picture


Ricki13th's picture

This whole NK thing is getting annoying af if the US wont do anything militarily then why keep up the sabre-rattling unless its part of a strategy to keep the MSM busy on that issue. 

Soph's picture

Right, there's a smart move. Tell the crazy wanker in N Korea to quit doing crazy wanker stuff.


Good luck with that you tard. You just backed yourself (and your country) into a corner you dumb shit.