Hot Dog Boy and the Alt Right Light of Day

chindit13's picture

Alt Right, that amalgam of racists made up of Neo Nazis, Klansmen, white supremacists, assorted Crackers, and ‘fashy’ coiffed metrosexuals, took their Tiki Tour 1939 to Charlottesville in the hope of gaining a greater footprint in society and widen the base of folks able to hear their ‘message’. They got what they wanted, sort of. By the way, the Alt Right PC term for racist is ‘Identitarian’. How sweet!

It has been said that there is no such thing as bad publicity, but it is likely some of the Stormtroopers who descended upon C’ville would take exception to that now. In this age of ubiquitous smart phones, everybody is Big Brother. Back in the 1990s the US Military ran commercials where the tag line was ‘An Army of One’. Not even George Orwell, however, could ever have imagined a State of One. Big Brothers, not Big Brother, are everywhere.

Folks who were proud Stormtroopers on Friday night, chanting ‘Jews will not replace us’ and that old Nazi favorite ‘Blood and Soil’, turned a little sheepish when they began to get outed. By Saturday websites had sprung up posting video of the march and asking for help identifying the racists so as to engage in a little public shaming.

The first casualty was one Cole White, a loser boy who had traveled all the way from Berkeley, CA (go figure) to play race warrior with his foppish bros. Like his brethren, life hadn’t really treated Cole particularly well, and he was marking his cradle-to-grave moment schlepping hot dogs at a fast food joint in the capital of Not Alt-Right. After being outed, Hot Dog Boy lost his job. I’ll bet his travel bill is on a max’d out credit card (unless the Mercers funded it), so just as he undoubtedly blames his dead end job on those who look different than him, he will blame ‘the banksters’ for cancelling his credit card when he misses his payment. Guys like Hot Dog Boy are not known for taking personal responsibility for much of anything.

Arno Michaelis, a former white supremacist and now, perhaps, a Neo Cuck---which is Vanilla ISIS’ term for apostates---said in a recent interview that the typical Alt Righty is a guy in a dead end job, unable to get a girlfriend, who grasps on to the hate groups in a desperate way to feel like something other than the loser he is. He is hurting, and needs to blame someone. He might even be in the closet regarding his preferences, which is to say like Alt-Right founder Richard Spencer is reported to be. All that sounds just like Hot Dog Boy.

The leadership of Alt Right is well aware of its negative image, and they are trying to rebrand in order to draw in a more affluent and educated crowd, kind of like the way Scientology rebranded itself a few years after its founding to go after wealthy and public people. (The TikiTorch Parade wasn’t really a step in that direction, ending up about as successful as the introduction of New Coke.) Lipstick on a pig, however, is more likely to make an attractive porcine than any attempt to turn Hot Dog Boy into a Rhodes Scholar (even the Cecil Rhodes style, not the pre post-Apartheid version). Forever a sow’s ear, never a silk purse.

People such as Richard Spencer even claim that the folks under the Big White Tent are not violent, but just want to make America Christian and melanin free (the irony of non-White Jeebus is lost). Also lost in Spencer’s illogic is how the hundred million plus Americans who happen to be non-white or non-Christians are going to be excised from the lower 48 without violence. Rational people are not fooled.

What is so funny about the Alt Right Nazis, KKK and white supremacists is that they love to steal valor. “If it wasn’t for us white people, everybody would still be blah, blah, blah”, as if the Alt Right losers actually had anything to do with anything. I don’t think Hot Dog Boy consulted with the Wright Brothers or Goddard or Jack Kilby or any person who both happened to be successful and white. The average salary of the Tiki Torch Brigade---adjusting for those on SSDI---is likely around minimum wage. They are not setting the world afire, at least figuratively.

In contrast to the valor-stealing losers, there are many blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Indians, Muslims, gays, Jews, etc., who have achieved more than every loser in Tiki-torchistan or on this comment board combined. That rubs salt in the open wounds of failure.

Then there’s the rejection many of the Alt Righters feel for getting shut out in the mating game. Rather than admit they are unappealing human beings, they fall back on the old tribal standby “They’re stealing our women”, as if the whiteness of the Nazi comes with a deed to all melanin-challenged females. In a video about C’ville produced by Vice TV and available on line, one of the Tiki Torchers rails on Jared Kushner for marrying Strumpetka: “(Trump) gave his daughter to a Jew…and watch that Kushner bastard walking around with that beautiful girl”. The racist slug likes Trump, but faults him for not being racist enough. Yea, if not for Jared, Strumpetka’s loins would ache for the loser racist!

The Alt Right crowd, plus most vocal racists here, are buffoons who have achieved nothing in life. Most are barely making ends meet, suffering failing or failed marriages, and not even able to keep their 2nd Amendment skills fresh, because they can’t afford enough ammo. Heaven forbid any of them would blame themselves. It’s easier to blame Da Joos.

If you are like Hot Dog Boy and lead a banal existence, guess what? It’s your own damn fault. One could make money betting that Hot Dog Boy was a fucking goof off in school, but is the type who tries to convince himself that if not for the Blacks or Jews or Hispanics, he’d be a leading figure in Silicon Valley or Wall Street or CEO of some manufacturing firm. He probably also tries to convince himself he’d be rolling in dough, sought after by the hottest babes…maybe even taller and in better shape. Delusion.

Forget about it, Hot Dog Boy. You are a loser, and it’s your own damn fault. If America suddenly became 100% white Christian tomorrow, guess what? You’d still be a loser, maybe qualified to schlepp hotdogs, but little more. You’re already at apex Hot Dog. Like the old racist baseball executive Al Campanis said, “You lack the necessaries”.

Like your fellow travelers, you got the audience now, Hot Dog Boy. What may have slipped your gaze, however, is that the rest of the nation is now mobilized against you, not with you. It is not just antifa; it is most all of America. Sure you’ve got your ARs and AKs and Glocks and Sigs, maybe a Desert Eagle in .50 caliber or an FN FiveseveN. Maybe you’ve got a Mossberg, a Ruger Precision Rifle, an old K31 or Garand. Big deal. Tacticool Ninja Mall Warriors are not the Spartans, not the 442nd Regimental Combat Team, not the 82nd Airborne, and not the SEALS or the agency’s SAC.

In their fantasies maybe they are, or when they play dress up and get winded doing ‘militia’ training, farting around the campfire with their fellow play actors. In the real world they are cannon fodder at best, and cowardly Dylann Roofs at worst.

The ones who will come at you for your violence, Hot Dog Boy, if it ever comes to it, will be battle hardened, and will have full auto M4s, McMillans, Barretts and Accuracy International sniper rifles in everything from 6.5 Creedmoor, .338 Lapua Magnum and .50 BMG. They’ll have even more lethal weaponry, too, but probably won’t need it. And they will use lethal force, not only because they will be under orders, but also because they hate you. In case you haven’t noticed, the current US Military is about half Black, Hispanic, Pacific Islander, Asian, and Muslim. Some are gay and some are transgender. They blossomed in an environment where all are judged on their skill and work ethic, not their race, faith, preference or identity. They and the Whites have bonded, because they've been through Hell and back together. They are the Army of One-ness. They believe in what America is supposed to be. They took an oath to fight all enemies, foreign and domestic. You are a domestic enemy.

Hot Dog Boy and those like him ought to stick to schlepping franks and buns, and accept that societal competition is wide open, with no points handed out simply for being a white male. Bring your A-Game or get relegated to the second division. Maybe in the next life the Hot Dog Boys of the world will get whelped into existence with a better set of ‘necesssaries’.

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Kat Daddy's picture

Hot Dog Boy? The new villain? How trite. Any one who opposes the removal of any of these statues is a Nazi?  I think that nationalism is a very good sentiment that has been been smeared and mischaracterized in the media and Hollywierd as a bad thing, something to be shunned, in favor of what, Globalism. No thank you, there's nothing wrong with putting your country first and protecting her sovereignty, especially when you consider the alternative; one bank, one ruler, one religion.  What about all that diversity in the New World Order....gone!

WarPony's picture

chinjiz strikes again, he swings for the fence and fails.  Quoting a radical skin head and denigrating a young man who at least had a job to further attack whites just prove's you are a narrow-minded Jew who likely woke up on third and thought you'd hit a triple.  Nothing wrong with being proud of your race jizchin.  I bet your ashamed your ears fall below your eyeline, and that you have a crooked dick.

You seem eager to swallow alt-lefts "news" and pretend to know something. You don't.  Your alt-left, Soros-soldiers are the clowns here.  And, your limp-wristed military buds are going to be no match for the militias within the military who back both Trump and the people.  Goes for the LEOs also.  You should just stay in your mother's basement when the SHTF nosejiz because no doubt there's a grey challenger out there with your name on it.

Infinite QE's picture

This attempt at an essay is sponsored in full by the CIA. Where there's no lie we will not promote.

echoes's picture

Fuck this kike-licker.

“Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God.”-ThomasJefferson's picture

Klansmen, white supremacists, etc., are now and always have been liberal fringe lunatics.

Just because DC establishment, and the corporate media overlords say it's alt right, does not mean it's true.

The globalist train is not going to be stopped easily.

Trump and Brexit have altered the plans of the establishment, but they have zero intention of giving in to what the people want.


Get yourselves trained and armed, because trouble is shortly going to be around every corner.

DuneCreature's picture

Oh look, chinstrap13 found the carriage return key.

Good Boy!

Now what sort of social disruption are you trying to stir up here?

Remember our reading comprehension and retention is only good for maybe four boogie men at a sitting here. (Well, maybe six, this is ZeroHedge, not Bloomberg.)

Don't you want to start lumping bad people together a little. .. Maybe use White Nationalist instead of all those CIA paid Neo Nazi groups. .. Kind of distance Langley and JTTF from the paid provocateur meme some?

People are on to you guys handing out bus tickets and then having the stragglers arrested after the rally and mob action.

You are going to have to teach your paid clowns to make a decent Molotov cocktails too. ... Those store bought Tiki torches just don't get the burning started like you need it to, do they?.. The damn plastic bottles just don't break on contact with a junker police cars like they should.

Which one of you young disruption psy-ops pups at the CIA dreamed up that cost cutting measure?

I have a good mind to call the DHS and report your ass for shit stirring and hate speech. .. But I won't. .. I'm not a snitch.

Live Hard, Where Is Timothy McVeigh When You Really Need Him To Teach The New CIA Paid Actors Bomb Making, Die Free

~ DC v7.4

cougar_w's picture

That was awesome. Classic Fight Club.

UndertheDRADIS's picture

Am I the only one comparing the checklists between the commie losers and the actual fashie losers and coming to the conclusion that they are all the same people wound up by different overlords?

  • Lives with parents - check
  • Crappy unskilled job - check
  • Can't get laid by chicks with less than 60% body fat - check
  • Credentials without education - check
  • Belief that After the Revolution they will have life and death authority over everyone - check
  • Have plans to use the FEMA camps to "reeducate" people who are not quite worth executing outright - check.

The scary part is the commie losers are supported by the commie establishment while everyone else is trying to make a living.

MESSAGE FROM "Everyone Else" TO THE VARIOUS "Warriors" OF BOTH SIDES: We have a flexible, reuseable method of permanently disabling you. It is called rope.

Zero-Hegemon's picture

It's easy to cherry pick an apparent loser out of a crowd and hold him up to the light, to somehow think that you are able to scrutinize the sum and substance of his life.

Just always remember ChinShit, the crowd is watching.

taketheredpill's picture



There were a lot of "weiner-schnitzel" boys in Germany after the recession.  If the current economic spiral continues the next US Prez could make Trump look like Ghandi.


Article was a bit over the top but I liked it.  Some readers have confused neo_nazis with (real) Conservatives.


deepfriedbrain's picture

another idiot article...since the guys at ZH were outed a few years ago ...more of this lib trash.


The Shhit will hit the fan if they try to remove Trump.....politicians, MSM and especially snobby  innocent liberals (deservins got nothing to do with it) will face the full wrath of the American people who have been screwed over for 50 years.

the military/LEOs are behind Trump 100%. 

while the fringe white supremesist/BLM are a miniscule minority of people who won't matter...they'll both never leave their trailer park.


besnook's picture

whiny white people are as unbecoming as whiny any other sub group of americans. there's the equality of americans. i would rather take issue with the leadership of a country that backs violence as the tool of support for .gov's wish list of what is correct thought and action. your thinking is intellectually as deep as a puddle.

quesnay's picture

I know lefties love to rag on 'losers' like the good compassionate liberals they are, except I notice you only seem to assign 'self-responsibility' (a European concept, spawned from philosophies of individualism and freedom that do not exist in many other cultures BTW) only to white people. 

White boy being a loser = white boy's fault.

Black boy being a loser = white boy's fault.


mike_king's picture

I stopped reading this article after the first half sentence. Hatred of white people is not only acceptable, it is required among the Left.

Truthseeker20's picture

Unite the right kessler is a fraud.

MalteseFalcon's picture

Charlottesville was a sham.

And so is agit-prop-boy Chindit.

you_are_cleared_hot's picture

Hey Chindit13, are you being serious? If this is a joke then please disregard, but 1) Your command of English and overall thought structure is high school-level at best. 2) You have a superficial level of knowledge about you have been playing 1st person shooters for a long time.

Me thinks you are the proverbial 20-something in the basement wiping Cheeto dust from your mouth. How'd I do????

makinbacon's picture

Wow...Did he just call for the annihilation of white people working for minimum wage , by trannies with .50 cals?

I better get back to college!

Winston Churchill's picture

He is MDBs alter ego, or he is MDB sans humor.

I know schizophrenia when I see it,guy needs help, two injections of chemically propelled lead to his cranium.

swmnguy's picture

I grew up in an environment of people who were vehemently opposed to the overseas Wars of Empire, particularly (at the time) the Vietnam War.

It's amazing to me how sheltered those on the Right seem to be, how naive about how power has always worked in the US.

My parents, and the parents of most of those in our group of friends, got audited by the IRS every year.  Our phones all popped and hissed and echoed.  Dark sedans with men in black suits with white shirts and walkie-talkies were frequently parked outside.  The police showed up on bogus calls.  Anonymous phone calls were made to employers, demanding the termination of "Communists" who believed, among other things, that only Congress can declare war.

For years now, people who express opinions have been "doxxed" online, with Social Security numbers, home phone, address, place of employment and the like posted openly, with exhortations to harass, humiliate and commit fraud against people.

Now people appearing in public, committing acts most Americans disapprove of, are identified, and they think this is new?  They think they're being singled out and persecuted?  Obviously they've been coddled and indulged all their lives, and didn't understand that public behavior is indeed public.  They also seem not to know their rights, and the limitations of those rights.  They cheered when right-wing businesses fired left-wing employees, but they don't understand the Americans have an inherent dislike of Nazis comparable to our visceral dislike of Commies?

Sheesh.  These are the people who claim they are superior, being white?  Yet that non-whites, who are inferior, out-compete them so they need special assistance and accommodation?  Makes me wonder if they're some other kind of "white."  I'm white, grew up poor, and never needed any special help to reach the upper middle-class.  Don't get me wrong, I got plenty of help along the way for which I'm truly grateful; but I got that help on my own, by making myself the sort of person people wanted to hire, pay, associate with, and have me represent their business interests.  Meth, tattoos, name-calling, self-pity and violent actions and rhetoric seemed counter-productive to my goals, and it's worked out that way for sure.

If you want to publicly pronounce your views, go right ahead.  Actions are not without consequences, nor have they ever been, nor should they be.  The vast majority of Americans don't like Nazis or the KKK, and they don't like the people who claim not to be them but are perfectly willing to hang around with them and accept their support.

This shouldn't surprise or outrage anybody who's mature enough to claim full citizenship.

UndertheDRADIS's picture

So far I have not been able to identify any of the "warriors" as being the Flower of Manhood. The good news is that when I get doxed where I live has a very good Castle Doctrine law.

quesnay's picture

Remember all those lefties demanding Obama stop bombing innocent women and children and starting wars without the approval of congress?

Ya me neither.

The 60's lefties were anti-war and believed in liberty. Today's lefties can't wait to start world war III with Russia and think Stalin and Mao's failings were that they were too soft on 'incorrect' thought.

GoinFawr's picture

"Remember all those lefties demanding Obama stop bombing innocent women and children and starting wars without the approval of congress?"

Why yes I do remember that, quite clearly. Did you spend the last ~decade years standing at the wrong end of a mule or some'at? Or just ignoring facts that didn't fit your biased paradigm?

"The 60's lefties were anti-war and believed in liberty. Today's lefties can't wait to start world war III with Russia and think Stalin and Mao's failings were that they were too soft on 'incorrect' thought."

Stalinism was never 'left'. IE just because a fascist bag o shit abuses 'the left's' rhetoric because the fascist bag o shit is clever enough to recognize no one but complete assholes are going to support his/her actual agenda, doesn't make him 'left', just a lying fascist shitbag..

Forgive me for expecting you to know the difference.

quesnay's picture


As soon as Obama got in, Cindy Sheehan, previously a hero of the left, was quickly shuffled out of site and out of mind. She expressed her frustration with Democrat's sudden acceptance of war in several articles (if you care to search for them).

Democrats, on the other hand, loved Obama and blindly accepted his actions even though they basically mirrored GWB actions. The only difference being he was a Democrat and so war was now 'okay'. Hillary Clinton called for war actions in several countries and even laughed at the illegal killing of Omar Kadafi in her famous "We came, we saw, he died" briefly revealing her inner psychopath.

I suppose now you'll claim that Democrats aren't 'left' either. The "no true Scottsman" fallacy.

GoinFawr's picture

"Actions speak louder than words"

And even to a bonafide Scotsman that adage holds no fallacy;

speaking of which: your Sheehan reference doesn't refute my point, it reinforces it, dumbass

Pop quiz: who sued President Obama over Section 1021 of the NDAA ("which overturned the 1878 act that prohibited the government from the using the military as a domestic police force")

Ans. Chris Hedges

Shall I continue eviscerating what's left of your horseshit credibility quesnay?

HominyTwin's picture

Yeah, neo-nazis and white supremacists are stupid. But this guy chitlins13 is a total fuckhead. He should not be promoting the bad-assed-ness of the members of an organization, the US Military, which hasn't won a war since WWII, and even then only with the help of the Red Army. And when are all these bad asses going to "come after" white boy? When 20,0000 are dead in Korea, their government is broke, and can't afford to fly the rest of the home after having their asses kicked, and can't even pay the rest of their members? In 20 years, bad ass tranny army members aren't going to be coming for hot dog boy or anybody else.

"The fish rots from the head". The pool of violence and drug addiction and racial strife that we call the USA is a reflection of the degeneracy of its ruling class. The same ones who are all sanctimonious about the events in loser-ville last weekend. Like war criminal Jorge "El Pendejo" Bush railing against racial bigotry, the same bigotry he exploited to kill one million arabs. Fuck you, Chitlins13. I hope you choke on a hot dog this weekend.

armageddon addahere's picture

When has the US won a war single handed? There was Cuba in 1899. Then there was the Civil War, which you could hardly have lost since you were fighting yourself. Other than that I can't think of a clear cut win that did not involve the help of other countries. In WW1 and WW2 the US stepped into a war that had been ongoing for several years and was half over.

medium giraffe's picture

yet the klan remain curiously bi-partisan

swmnguy's picture

What's so curious about that?  The false dichotomy of Democratic/Republican has been exposed as nonsense long since.  The only differences are the interests of which faction of the Oligarchy is funding which arm of the Corporate/Warfare Party.

Bemused Observer's picture

What are you talking about? You don't even know the guy...You've created an entire narrative about a total stranger.


This is the kind of shit that starts nonsense like this...just more fucking ASSUMPTIONS.

Reaper's picture

Zero Hedges' affirmative action for #13 failed. Trash spews trash.

oldguyonBMXbike's picture

GTFO of here, this whole article is laughable. Bring it bitch, we do not live in fear. We will slaughter you all, one by one, high value targets first. I doubt you have a clue what to do in assymetric warfare.

Belerophon's picture

Who let this crap article on Zero Hedge?

chumbawamba's picture

It's a contributor article, so no one, really.  It's automatic.  The editorial tone is established in the maincore articles.  Those are only published by "Tyler" (who isn't anymore, btw).  What really annoys me is the promotion of these neocon-aligned Gatestone Institute articles, and the creeping zionism that is slowly setting in here.  ZH was decidedly and firmly anti-zionist before.  That seems to be changing, in a fashion that seems designed to be undetectable by the more recent visitors.

So in the same way we woke up one day to find ZH a de facto adjunct to the Daily Stormer as far as the comments are concerned, one day we'll wake up to find ZH promoting the latest genocide against the Palestinians, and the basic undertone will be: WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTASIA.

I am Chumbawamba.

FreedomWriter's picture

It was signed chindit, but probably ghost-written by someone who can actually spell and write full sentences.  

In the future, there will probably be no thinking debate, only articles written by AI-journalist bots. They will espouse whatever pseudo-intellectual trash is currently being shat out by financial or power elites to control and terrorize the masses.

I fear we are very nearly there. Civil war may become the only way to escape a fate worse than death. The good news is that ZH and others can still pop up anywhere anytime. As long as good people can keep their brains, fingers and souls intact. 

When I watch the shit currently transpiring in the U S of A and elsewhere, I sometimes lose hope. 

At least the pys-op bots like CNN, chindit and Jason Kessler are becoming easier and easier to spot. That should make them easier to neutralize, right?

When they come after the first and the second, that is when it will go hot.

medium giraffe's picture

"neocon-aligned Gatestone Institute articles"

"woke up one day to find ZH a de facto adjunct to the Daily Stormer"

yeah chumblz, certainly an interesting crowd.  as for trumpamania, since when did we start trusting politicians? lol


konputa - "glad to see him back under a new name" ditto.

chumbawamba's picture

Exactly.  I don't want to stroke myself as some wizened elder but the ZH comment space used to be the almost exclusive domain of highly intelligent discussions.  I mean, there is still that for the most part, when you can find it, and between all the anti-this-that-and-the-other spamming (not to mention the actual spamming).

Unfortunately, ZH has done itself no favors with the content of the articles it posts now.  My current working theory is that the Tylers have left, and ABC Media Ltd. has taken over ZH as a pure click-bait cash cow.  The evidence is obvious <looks around at all these ads in every direction>.

You're missed in the chatroom.


SilverCoinLover's picture
  1. I've been here a long time as well, although not as long as you. Remember Francis_Sawyer? He was the David Duke of ZH several years ago. I assume he got banned. He wouldn't be banned now.
konputa's picture

Yeah and Francis still had shit to say that was worth hearing. He was banned. I never did see why DCRB  was banned (you're been around a bit if you remember who that refers to) but I'm glad to see him back under a new name.

chumbawamba's picture

DoChenRollingBearing quit on his own accord and asked for his account to be shutdown.  He briefly explained this all in a cryptic posting one day.

I never much followed Francis because his heyday was during the time when I was banned (by Marla, before she was booted, and I was invited back) but he seemed to have made a lasting impact.

I know we often look back on things with the salve of time to erase over wounds but ZH really was a better place before.


Bay of Pigs's picture

Why TruthInSunshine was banned still pisses me off to this day.

And that goes for akak, francis, Mr. LH and plenty of other ZHers as well. Ridiculous.

chumbawamba's picture

Agreed.  He came back under a new handle and hung out primarily in the chatrooms, but he disappeared a couple three years ago and has never come back.  I sincerely miss him ;(


a Smudge by any other name's picture

What would it really take to get banned here? Beginning to wonder?

What if we invoke the old "credible threat" narrative?

Hey Tylers. Because you refuse to uphold your own stupid stated policy of non-discrimination, we know where you live, we're coming for you next Thursday at precisely 3:30PM EST and we're gonna gut you (singularly or as a duo, a group or even a cadre, heck as a freaking institution) with a fish knife. Possibly multimple fish knives depending on how many of you there really are.

Was I credible enough or ya think I should buml it up a notch? BAM?

konputa's picture

Long time users were banned in droves a few years back. Oddly, from what I remember, many of them were banned due to making comments that could be seen as discriminatory.  Talking shit about muslims was fair game though, go figure. Anyway, the hedge resided in Switzerland at that time, maybe they're hosting elsewhere or perhaps Swiss laws have changed.

chunga's picture

I don't like what you're saying here, and a lot of it is wrong. But I wouldn't tear down your blog or beat you up, I'd just ignore it.

If you started making laws based on your assumptions/generalizations, or forced me to read it, then that's a different story.

chumbawamba's picture

Chindick is a real masochist.  He's actively encouraging the ZH alt-right identifying readership to spew their loads on him.  Best reaction is to ignore.

I am Chumbawamba.

Enceladus's picture

Chandit I bet you're the type of person who spreads his own feces on the wall and calls it 'art'

JoeTurner's picture
  1. The Alt Right is of the political right in both the American and the European sense of the term. Socialists are not Alt Right. Progressives are not Alt Right. Liberals are not Alt Right. Communists, Marxists, Marxians, cultural Marxists, and neocons are not Alt Right.
  2. The Alt Right is an ALTERNATIVE to the mainstream conservative movement in the USA that is nominally encapsulated by Russel Kirk's10 Conservative Principles, but in reality has devolved towards progressivism. It is also an alternative to libertarianism.
  3. The Alt Right is not a defensive attitude and rejects the concept of noble and principled defeat. It is a forward-thinking philosophy of offense, in every sense of that term. The Alt Right believes in victory through persistence and remaining in harmony with science, reality, cultural tradition, and the lessons of history.
  4. The Alt Right believes Western civilization is the pinnacle of human achievement and supports its three foundational pillars: Christianity, the European nations, and the Graeco-Roman legacy.
  5. The Alt Right is openly and avowedly nationalist. It supports all nationalisms and the right of all nations to exist, homogeneous and unadulterated by foreign invasion and immigration.
  6. The Alt Right is anti-globalist. It opposes all groups who work for globalist ideals or globalist objectives.
  7. The Alt Right is anti-equalitarian. It rejects the idea of equality for the same reason it rejects the ideas of unicorns and leprechauns, noting that human equality does not exist in any observable scientific, legal, material, intellectual, sexual, or spiritual form.
  8. The Alt Right is scientodific. It presumptively accepts the current conclusions of the scientific method (scientody), while understanding a) these conclusions are liable to future revision, b) that scientistry is susceptible to corruption, and c) that the so-called scientific consensus is not based on scientody, but democracy, and is therefore intrinsically unscientific.
  9. The Alt Right believes identity > culture > politics.
  10. The Alt Right is opposed to the rule or domination of any native ethnic group by another, particularly in the sovereign homelands of the dominated peoples. The Alt Right is opposed to any non-native ethnic group obtaining excessive influence in any society through nepotism, tribalism, or any other means.
  11. The Alt Right understands that diversity + proximity = war.
  12. The Alt Right doesn't care what you think of it.
  13. The Alt Right rejects international free trade and the free movement of peoples that free trade requires. The benefits of intranational free trade is not evidence for the benefits of international free trade.
  14. The Alt Right believes we must secure the existence of white people and a future for white children.
  15. The Alt Right does not believe in the general supremacy of any race, nation, people, or sub-species. Every race, nation, people, and human sub-species has its own unique strengths and weaknesses, and possesses the sovereign right to dwell unmolested in the native culture it prefers.
  16. The Alt Right is a philosophy that values peace among the various nations of the world and opposes wars to impose the values of one nation upon another as well as efforts to exterminate individual nations through war, genocide, immigration, or genetic assimilation.

a Smudge by any other name's picture

17. The Alt Right expects you to read all of this and understand it.

18. The Alt Right expects you to care.

19. The Alt Right could use a couch to crash on since Airbnb banned them.

20. The Alt Right could use a couch, a shower and the first decent meal in weeks.