Meanwhile, Hurricane Jose Expected To Form By Friday, Follow In Irma's Footsteps

Tyler Durden's picture

As if the speculation over the potential destruction from Hurricane Irma was not enough, which as of this morning has been dubbed the strongest Atlantic Hurricane in NHC records, a new Tropical Storm - Jose - the 10th of the seasons, has formed over the Atlantic, and according to the latest advisory, "Jose could become a hurricane by Friday."

In other words, in a worst case scenario just as Florida struggles to emerge from Irma's potential damage, it could be hit with a second hurricane just days behind it.

From the NHC:

At 1100 AM AST (1500 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Jose was located near latitude 12.3 North, longitude 39.1 West. Jose is moving toward the west-northwest near 13 mph (20 km/h) and a movement toward the west or west-northwest at a slightly faster rate of forward speed is expected during the next two days.


Maximum sustained winds are near 40 mph (65 km/h) with higher gusts. Some strengthening is forecast during the next 48 hours and Jose could become a hurricane by Friday.


Tropical-storm-force winds extend outward up to 45 miles (75 km) from the center.


The estimated minimum central pressure is 1008 mb (29.77 inches).

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HowdyDoody's picture

Ooooh! A twofer! Frabjous joy!

Looney's picture


We’re gonna need a bigger boat…   ;-)


Zero-Hegemon's picture

"Maybe this was the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

Truther's picture

Remember, the Ides of September.

NoDebt's picture

I just talked to one of my buddies in FL this morning.  He says, and I quote, "I'm going on a huge beer run tomorrow."  He's a member here, maybe he'll post up about it.

My friends ALWAYS have their priorities straight.


Joe Davola's picture

Yeah, well, I've never been with two girls at the same time before. But you can bet, when that day comes, I'll make it work.

Luc X. Ifer's picture

Old dog US is badly I'll and gets damaged continuously at high pace ... hyena & coyote lurking behind trying to bring the weakened leader down and bite at the jugular ... sad, but was easy to foresee it coming many years ago ...

peddling-fiction's picture

Lucifer is the perfect example of an old, flea bitten dog.

So close to getting it all, but will lose.

For he is a loser, and deep down he knows it and fears it.

Megiddo is coming up luce.

The pit is all yours, with lots of your trashy minions.

Luc X. Ifer's picture

What the fuck r u smoking there, can't u share some like, the pious bible follower u r?!


DrBrown's picture

Luc X. lfer one dumb mother fucker!

Luc X. Ifer's picture

And DrBrown licks in awe and worship my ass and sucks my dick every morning before breakfast so that I don't have to wash myself.

Squid Viscous's picture

i just payed irma and jose 40 bucks for cleaning my house,

now they're coming back?

847328_3527's picture



They're even taking over our Hurricanes!

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Hurricane Jose has been going on in California for many years. Good luck Florida.


Swampster's picture

Busch new an dindew.........NUFFINZ!

Dead Canary's picture

Yea, this could kill a lotta people. But mostly it's smelly brown people.

NAVIGATOR0832's picture

Glue and paint are under-rated drugs in my opinoin.  They aren't as toxic as you would think and are definitely cheap.  These are the drugs of choice for poor people.  

GUS100CORRINA's picture

Meanwhile, Hurricane Jose Expected To Form By Friday, Follow In Irma's Footsteps

My response: I viewed a youtube presentation yesterday that included JOSE. After viewing that video, I concluded that if I lived in FL, the time has arrived to "PACK UP THE BABIES AND GRAB THE OLD LADIES AND EVERYONE GOES" northwest  If the model is correct and IRMA goes up the coast over land to PA, it will drag JOSE right up the coast with it atarting at FL. The CREATION is groaning like a WOMAN in CHILDBIRTH.

Genesis 3:17b-19 (The Fall of Man)

17b “Cursed is the ground because of you; through painful toil you will eat food from it all the days of your life.

18 It will produce thorns and thistles for you, and you will eat the plants of the field.

19 By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.”

Romans 8:18-22 (Present Suffering and Future Glory)

18 I consider that our present sufferings are not worth comparing with the glory that will be revealed in us. 19 For the creation waits in eager expectation for the children of God to be revealed. 20 For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21 that[h] the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the freedom and glory of the children of God. 

22 We know that the whole creation has been groaning as in the pains of childbirth right up to the present time.

Captain Chlamydia's picture

Jeesis buddy, you really get a hard one talking bout God ain't ye?

detached.amusement's picture

there's a whole hell of a lot that bible thumpers havent figured out, and they'll be back on the wheel before they ever feel what happened to their ass at the end of last lifetime

keep praying to the jewgod abrahamic thoughtform

feed me, seymour!

Mr Hankey's picture

Dickless dead joo on a stick still cuckfucking christer YTs.Hay-zoos 'll save us! Christer lion food .X-tianity: Creed of the slave.

peddling-fiction's picture

Have you treated that case of Chlamydia, Captain Chancre?

847328_3527's picture

I have seen two women in childbirth and they don't groan.


More like scream bloody murder.

MiddleLeg's picture


Er..., to Yellowstone National Park?

holgerdanske's picture

I am not a religious person, far from it. I try to live my life according to leave others alone and not causing harm, and I believe there is someone to answer to, eventually.

that has shaped my life, and I don't want to be on the wrong side for many reasons.

However these strong winds, the chaos around Trump, the unrest I can feel simmering, the unhappiness, the fraud and the surpression by the elite, and I am wondering.

Is this perhaps a warning from above, is this perhaps a way to show people that enough is enough?

If I were Trump, I would humble myself to invite China, Russia, Japan and Kim to a talk. Sit around the table and see if you can't talk sense for a change. Stuff all your macho pretences in a suitcase and leave it at home. Drink a bit of Sake, Whisky, and what ever else is brought to the party and make some sense of yourself, for a change.

Is this too much to ask, or is your pride going to be the undoing of all?

If your God supports you in this maniac behaviour, you can have him, he is not the one I would try to abide by.


silvercity's picture

Matt 5:44But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Do not even tax collectors do the same?

Religious people tend to believe that since God created man in God's image, then God must be like them. Wise people know that God is not like them, but instead, wise people seek to be like God.

curbjob's picture

Ironic if ground zero for a Jose landfall was the Mar-a-Lago resort.

It may end up saving the taxpayer if there was nothing left for the SS to protect . 



curbjob's picture

Not to worry Trumpateers ; the Cape Verde Islands  would pay for the rebuild.

Dormouse's picture

Connect Hose-A to the Turbo Encabulator input and connect Hose-B to the output.

curbjob's picture


120 million Mexican prayers provides plenty of steerage torque . 

Got The Wrong No's picture

I'd put my 92 year old Mother up against all of them. She hasn't missed a morning Mass and Communion in 72 years. 

land_of_the_few's picture

And the PTO is inside a little hatch just behind the front wheelarch, right?

Mr Hankey's picture

Why did the messican fire department burn down?     

They didn't know Jose from hose-b

DogeCoin's picture

That's a double whammy. Can't decide if this is bullish or bearish.

Kevin Trader's picture

bullish.....always bullish

Truther's picture



H.I.J.K = Hijack

Harvey. Irma, Jose, Katie.

Dormouse's picture

They're actually named alphabetically. A huge conspiracy dating back centuries to when the letter J was invented.

me or you's picture

US is an evil country. 

DirtySanchez's picture

Looters should be shot dead.

All coastal homeowners within reason should evacuate to inland safety, now.

BandGap's picture

Is there any other way to shoot a looter?

BarkingCat's picture

Yes. You shoot both legs to immobilize and hope for alligators to come along.

robertocarlos's picture

I watched Assy McGee last night and Assy shoots the bad guy in the knee. The bad guy yells, "Call a doctor"! Assy shoots him in the other knee and says, "Call two".