Zuckerberg "Admits" Facebook Conspired With Russians To Tank Hillary's Campaign

Tyler Durden's picture

This is all starting to make a lot more sense.  For nearly a year now we've reported on leak after leak and rumor after rumor from the likes CNN, The New York Times and Washington Post alleging that Trump conspired with Russians to rig the 2016 presidential election all while being completely astonished by the lack tangible evidence being presented by those outlets in support of their rather serious allegations.

But, what if CNN was right all along except it wasn't Trump conspiring with the Russians to stage a coup in the U.S., but rather an evil, billionaire, tech mastermind with his eyes dead set on a 2020 run?  What if, knowing that Hillary Clinton was on track to win the 2016 election in a landslide and likely to occupy the White House for eight years, Mark Zuckerberg knew something had to be done to clear his path to D.C. and sprung into action to undermine her campaign? 

Moreover, what if we were to tell you the whole thing only cost $50,000 (insert Dr. Evil laugh) to orchestrate?

We're on to you, Zuck...



For those who didn't pick up on our 'subtle' sarcasm above, allow us to clarify...that was a joke

That said, we can only assume that Facebook's press release today regarding alleged Russian advertising campaigns on Facebook was intended to be completely serious.

Apparently, after digging through advertising data for the better part of full year now, Facebook felt compelled to let us know that they found a 'staggering' $50,000 worth of ad buys that 'MAY' have been purchased by Russian-linked accounts to run 'potentially politically related' ads. 

No really, Facebook, a $500 billion company, actually thinks that $50,000 worth of ad revenue is news and quite literally could have changed the course of American history. 

Of course, if that kind of influence can be purchased for a mere $50,000 then Procter and Gamble needs to drastically rethink their advertising strategy.

All joking aside, here is what Facebook actually reported earlier today regarding the 2016 election:

One question that has emerged is whether there’s a connection between the Russian efforts and ads purchased on Facebook. These are serious claims and we’ve been reviewing a range of activity on our platform to help understand what happened.


In reviewing the ads buys, we have found approximately $100,000 in ad spending from June of 2015 to May of 2017 — associated with roughly 3,000 ads — that was connected to about 470 inauthentic accounts and Pages in violation of our policies. Our analysis suggests these accounts and Pages were affiliated with one another and likely operated out of Russia.


In this latest review, we also looked for ads that might have originated in Russia — even those with very weak signals of a connection and not associated with any known organized effort. This was a broad search, including, for instance, ads bought from accounts with US IP addresses but with the language set to Russian — even though they didn’t necessarily violate any policy or law. In this part of our review, we found approximately $50,000 in potentially politically related ad spending on roughly 2,200 ads.


We don’t allow inauthentic accounts on Facebook, and as a result, we have since shut down the accounts and Pages we identified that were still active.


  • The vast majority of ads run by these accounts didn’t specifically reference the US presidential election, voting or a particular candidate.
  • Rather, the ads and accounts appeared to focus on amplifying divisive social and political messages across the ideological spectrum — touching on topics from LGBT matters to race issues to immigration to gun rights.
  • About one-quarter of these ads were geographically targeted, and of those, more ran in 2015 than 2016.


We have shared our findings with US authorities investigating these issues, and we will continue to work with them as necessary.

Seriously?  You're working with U.S. authorities on what exactly?  On how you just proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that your website was in no way whatsoever used as a Russian propaganda machine to influence the election?  We're sure the Trump administration thanks you for your service.  

Of course, as ridiculous as it may sound to suggest that $50,000 worth of Facebook ads may have changed the outcome of a national election, we're almost certain that Hillary will try...after all, just yesterday she managed to blame this scene from "There's Something About Mary" for her loss...

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nevertheless's picture

Last week's meeting at the Federal Reserve, most telling at who runs the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU



remain calm's picture

Fuckenburger is makes love to gay sheep

wee-weed up's picture

Yep, that's about what I'd expect from FaceFuck!

gigadeath's picture

Dont forget 65,000$ dollars worth of pizza and hot dogs, mmmmmm delicious.... as Takei would say.

peddling-fiction's picture

Suckerborg: start building your wall in Hawai. Make it extra high.

JackT's picture

The ad buy must have been for HRC. Everyone with 1/2 a brain knows FB ads caause the exact opposite of their intent.

Hata Mari's picture

Exactly. For 2 years  I advertised on FB, and had ZERO. ZIP. NADA return for it.

Facebook couldn't influence a flea to jump on a dog's back.

Dormouse's picture

What a load of horseshit. Zuckerface has zero chance of winning The Presidency, Jews can't be President. If he didn't know that he's dumber than he looks.

NoDebt's picture

At what point does the board of directors at Facebook determine that Zuck is detriment to the company and remove him due to his flagging innovation pipeline and raging case of liberal insanity?  I mean, seriously, hasn't the "boy genius" thing started to wear thin on shareholders and the board who see the user base flattening and the bloom coming off the rose?  This is the EXACT time that most well-run companies realize it's time to send the mercurial founder packing and bring in a nameless, faceless corporate shill to start slashing expenses and headcount to squeeze every drop of blood out of the company before it enters it's slow decline, as all "tech" companies do.

To wit:  Steve Ballmer at Microsoft.  Total fucking corp. shill, but he kept the money flowing in a profits rising for YEARS after that dickhead founder whats-his-name left.


cheech_wizard's picture

Jack Dorsey (Twitter's CEO) hasn't been sent packing yet either... After a stock price of $69 in 2014, it's been downhill ever since.

I think you are presupposing these companies are well-run.


FixItAgainTony's picture

Whats-his-name was Gary Kildall

813kml's picture

Hopefully the natives will toss some Molokai lepers over his wall.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Since when is $50K a "staggering" ad buy?

peddling-fiction's picture

Facebook is a CIA file system that "good" citizens keep up to date daily.

Pretty ingenious.

FixItAgainTony's picture

The FaceBook app would like every permission your phone has in perpetuity: [Yes] [OK]

Sanity Bear's picture

just another obsolete website hanging on for the legacy revenue

The_Dude's picture

Hey Fuckerberg...how about you tell us how much the spy agencies are paying you to monitor and control sentiment.

MsCreant's picture

Why assume the sheep is gay? I see the sheep as victims. If a perv buggers your son, do you assume your son is gay?

junkyard dog's picture

MsCreant, how nice it is to see you again.

MsCreant's picture

I am here daily. Nice to see you too!

GUS100CORRINA's picture

Zuckerberg Admits Facebook Conspired With Russians To Tank Hillary's Campaign

My response: Isn't this TREASON if TRUE?? 


ebworthen's picture

It also tells you that these reprobates believe they are above everyone else; and that none of us Serfs can possibly think for ourselves and need to be led and herded. 

Giant Meteor's picture

Hmmmm a rain dance.

Thank you for that, I now feel goyturally enriched ..

Sure does explain the recent weather !

DrLucindaX's picture

Zuck the cuck trying to earn back some brownie points from the high satanic priestess. Hopefully too late, and she's still got that "death by enema" thing in store for him.

Bigly's picture


Waiting...tick tock

nmewn's picture

And...Zuckerberg vies for his very own chapter in Hillary's next book...

"What The Hell Happened!" ;-)

cpnscarlet's picture

When is this G-D stupidity ever going to end? America has become a bad joke.


"I am going to go find some moral redemption at the roulette table."

boattrash's picture

I think I'll find mine at the bottom of a vodka bottle. At least there will be a valid excuse for the headache...

Bay of Pigs's picture

It's the same reaction I get when I tell people how nice Thailand is.

Americans, by and large, are ignorant, fat and stupid beasts. Facebook and other social media has contributed greatly to this pitiful state of affairs.

Miskondukt's picture

They do not show their logic process/data, their 'story' "likely" concludes it was Russia and their "white paper" techniques discusses zero identification techniques. Yeah...sure, OK FB. 

robertocarlos's picture

When you have $40 billion in the bank everybody wants to sue you

Omen IV's picture

the more this guy Zuck talks the more I think he is very strange  - the guy wants to run for office now and he promotes lifetime income  for free

How could Gary Cohn come across as such a flake / Zuck a flake / romney a flake / McCain a scumbag / his boy in SC a queer / endless

Miskondukt's picture

Oh yeah, and let's not forgot that Clinton spent $1M on social media trolls to "aggresively" defend her (eggshelling). 

Yog Soggoth's picture

I couldn't win dog catcher in my town with 50,000$, and I know how to catch em. Then there is the disclaimer. This just further proves that he is in with the slime crowd, not that we already did not know that.

razorthin's picture

Zuck cock, Zuck.

insanelysane's picture

Gotta keep the fake news alive.  Next month Google will reveal a possible Russian hack that caused searches of Hillary to actually show her picture which caused potential voters to vomit.

Mr. Pain's picture

Crucify the little fuck! 

MsCreant's picture

Is straw grasping going to become an olympic sport?

I nominate the Zuck for the US team. Hillary will be captain.

Uncle_Cuddles's picture

Between Zuck the Cuck here, hurricane death porn, Norks, and those line jumping DACA clowns throwing a hissy fit, news coverage is tough, but what about this our favorite IT guy.


Debbie Wasserjew Schultz is on the phone to Killary's hitmen right now.


Yog Soggoth's picture

I'm still trying to figure that one out. Whose custody is she going to? Will she bring evidence to clear her beloved husband? Why would she come back here, unless someone put the pressure on her over there, from here? Jail here, or jail there? Maybe we froze the assets, Ouh. Maybe Pakistan does not like the Clintons? She can't testify against him ... wait, where were they married, and what is there legal status? Suddenly I feel the need to have an international lawyer recommend the correct course for my thought train.

sinbad2's picture

There are more CIA people in Pakistan than Langley.