Kim Jong Un Vows To Tame "Mentally Deranged Dotard" Trump "With Fire"

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The verbal soap opera continues.

Just hours after North Korea's foreign minister Ri Yong-ho called Donald Trump a "barking dog", the rogue state's president, Kim Jong-Un called President Donald Trump “a frightened dog” and a “gangster fond of playing with fire” in an official yet fiery statement on Thursday.

Reacting to Trump's United Nation's speech in which the US president called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man,” and threatened to "totally destroy" North Korea, Kim's response was nothing short of a macabre magnum opus of comic-hyperbolic fusion.

“Far from making remarks of any persuasive power that can be viewed to be helpful to defusing tension, he made unprecedented rude nonsense one has never heard from any of his predecessors,” Kim said adding that "A frightened dog barks louder."

Kim went on:

"[Trump's] remarks remind me of such words as "political layman" and "political heretic" which were in vogue in reference to Trump during his presidential election campaign."

 

The mentally deranged behavior of the U.S. president openly expressing on the UN arena the unethical will to "totally destroy" a sovereign state, beyond the boundary of threats of regime change or overturn of social system, makes even those with normal thinking faculty think about discretion and composure.

 

"After taking office Trump has rendered the world restless through threats and blackmail against all countries in the world. He is unfit to hold the prerogative of supreme command of a country, and he is surely a rogue and a gangster fond of playing with fire, rather than a politician."

The North Korean then responded to Trump's hollow threat with one of his own:

"I am now thinking hard about what response he could have expected when he allowed such eccentric words to trip off his tongue. Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation. I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U. S. dotard with fire."

On Thursday, Trump signed an executive order that would slap sanctions on individuals, companies and financial institutions that do business with North Korea, or as Trump called the nation  “this criminal rogue regime.” He said his mission was North Korea’s “complete denuclearization.”

Also earlier this month, the U.N. Security Council passed harsh sanctions on Kim's small nation, as it continued to fire threatening missile tests and claim the expansion of its nuclear arsenal. The sanctions ban 90 percent of North Korean exports and were approved by Russia and China, who had previously maintained closer ties to North Korea.

While Kim did not mention the sanctions, in his speech, which was officially translated by the DPRK, he refers to Trump multiple times as a “dotard”, a rather arcane word for an elderly person who is weak minded or senile, which will be entirely lost on Trump.

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Kim's full speech - via KCNA - is below:

Pyongyang, September 22 (KCNA) -- Respected Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the DPRK, released a statement on Thursday.

 

The full text of the statement reads:

 

The speech made by the U.S. president in his maiden address on the UN arena in the prevailing serious circumstances, in which the situation on the Korean peninsula has been rendered tense as never before and is inching closer to a touch-and-go state, is arousing worldwide concern.

 

Shaping the general idea of what he would say, I expected he would make stereo-typed, prepared remarks a little different from what he used to utter in his office on the spur of the moment as he had to speak on the world's biggest official diplomatic stage.

 

But, far from making remarks of any persuasive power that can be viewed to be helpful to defusing tension, he made unprecedented rude nonsense one has never heard from any of his predecessors.

 

A frightened dog barks louder.

 

I'd like to advise Trump to exercise prudence in selecting words and to be considerate of whom he speaks to when making a speech in front of the world.

 

The mentally deranged behavior of the U.S. president openly expressing on the UN arena the unethical will to "totally destroy" a sovereign state, beyond the boundary of threats of regime change or overturn of social system, makes even those with normal thinking faculty think about discretion and composure.

 

His remarks remind me of such words as "political layman" and "political heretic" which were in vogue in reference to Trump during his presidential election campaign.

 

After taking office Trump has rendered the world restless through threats and blackmail against all countries in the world. He is unfit to hold the prerogative of supreme command of a country, and he is surely a rogue and a gangster fond of playing with fire, rather than a politician.

 

His remarks which described the U.S. option through straightforward expression of his will have convinced me, rather than frightening or stopping me, that the path I chose is correct and that it is the one I have to follow to the last.

 

Now that Trump has denied the existence of and insulted me and my country in front of the eyes of the world and made the most ferocious declaration of a war in history that he would destroy the DPRK, we will consider with seriousness exercising of a corresponding, highest level of hard-line countermeasure in history.

 

Action is the best option in treating the dotard who, hard of hearing, is uttering only what he wants to say.

 

As a man representing the DPRK and on behalf of the dignity and honor of my state and people and on my own, I will make the man holding the prerogative of the supreme command in the U.S. pay dearly for his speech calling for totally destroying the DPRK.

 

This is not a rhetorical expression loved by Trump.

 

I am now thinking hard about what response he could have expected when he allowed such eccentric words to trip off his tongue.

 

Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation. I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U. S. dotard with fire.

And for those asking, yes - nobody knew what it means...

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Cluster_Frak's picture

I see an S&M vid with the two together coming up shortly. I bet Lil Dick Kim likes to be tied and spanked by his Master Bigus Dicus Donald.

lil dirtball's picture

Steal folding chairs.

It's time.

This is serious.

stacking12321's picture

As US enters economic and political uncertainty, gross she-ogre Donald Trump takes time to shout at child slave on White House lawn

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/909795581735854081

BennyBoy's picture

 

That Trump UN speech was state sponsored terrorism.

stacking12321's picture

Feeble dolt Donald Trump reluctantly describes Marshal Kim Jong-Un as "Rocket-Man," in recognition of Leader's mastery of ballistic science.

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/910541487800225795

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I assume everyone understands that lil Kim is playing to his domestic audience with these comments of his? Just like Trump.

Creepy_Azz_Crackaah's picture

"Dotard." LOL! Rocket Man has a sense of humor. It's almost like he reads the ZH comments. "Libtard." "Fucktard." "Fill-in-the-blank-tard."

He's going with dotard.

Richard Chesler's picture

Dotard, I'm pretty sure he meant McCain.

runswithscissors's picture

What a stupid pointless clown show...nothing is going to change until the deep state is neutralized/destroyed and the traitors are hung by their necks until they are DEAD...the israhell controlled deep state will find another willing puppet to do their bidding. 

King of Ruperts Land's picture

I am liking this. If North Korea has a cable TV channel I would get hooked back up.

waterwitch's picture

Payperview cage fight between the Dotard and Rocket Man.  I'd pay!

NoDecaf's picture

If there were any doubts before about Kim's response, I think we can expect everything and the kitchen sink thrown our way if this goes full kinetic.

 

 

Déjà view's picture

Trump...$hit or get off pot...66 years of U.S. troops in Korea...how many more decades...centuries of standoff @ 38th...end it now!
Mr. Xi...Tear Down This Wall!

Chupacabra-322's picture

Yo, I can't stop looking at Fat Kim without cracking the hell up in laughter. What's up with thst funny haircut?

FixItAgainTony's picture

I think Dennis Rodman talked him into it when they were half-blind wasted on Soju.

Mr Hankey's picture

Lets not talk about the "other guys" hair,shall we?

DeathingerStar's picture

And when he said, "deranged" he was really saying "organged"... he's jealous of the Trump tan!

Marcecamb's picture

I assume everyone understands that lil Kim is playing to his domestic audience with these comments of his? Just like Trump.

 

Not really. Trump audience was United Nations. Kim audience was North Corea national television.

HopefulCynic's picture

And every reader of alt media, many on social media from all over the world that paid more attention to 'Rocket man's" words than 'Dotard's', that hundreds of thousands googled the meaning of dotard, etc... 

 

Oh yeah and Kim gave us a new free meme. 

caconhma's picture

It would be really funny unless these two clowns will start a nuclear war with millions of American people end up dead.

Mr Twitch's picture

U ain't seen nothing yet... 

yogibear's picture

Test some more nukes Kim and errupt your super volcano.

Once that happens you'll piss off China and you'll be history.

Taint Boil's picture

Steal folding chairs.

It's time.

This is serious

 

Steal or steel .... all these big words .... and now dotard, aargh. Now your, um I mean .. you’re going to have to get out the dictionary.

 

charlewar's picture

actually kim jong un blows it out his (rather large) ass hole.

Cash2Riches's picture

Its time to take this freak show down. Trump, do what so many before you couldn't do. Put this dog out of its misery.

Deep In Vocal Euphoria's picture

Laughing at the freak show...every moment is golden.

 

Trump, the non interventionist...

 

ha ha ha...

 

Russia Iran China looking down on America....No respect in the world...the world laughing...boxed in...ready to fucking implode together with the other faggot and tranny nations in the west.......

 

Laughing at you......Kicking you while you are down...dumb cretin american....the radiation from fukushima will fry your organs I'm not worried about a thing.....the destruction you have caused aroudnt the world will be no match to what will happen to you...

 

nobody has to fire a shot thats the beatuiful thing....you are rotting.....the smell is bad....but i love it...rotten corpses everywhere....

 

Deep In Vocal Euphoria's picture

Facebook netflix google amazon...

 

swallowing you whole...

 

you suck the cock and swallow american....

 

lagughing stock of the world..

 

Mark suckerberg and bezos in control now...

 

wave to the camera american, sauron is watching!!!!

Burltron's picture

wave to the camera american, sauron is watching!!!!

 

Not gonna lie, that's pretty rad.

MD's picture

Pretty good song lyrics, I will admit.

kbohip's picture

Kim Yong....err, Rocket Man?  Is that you?

Green2Delta's picture

I say settle this at the next Wrestlemania. Or a one time special event that would obviously blow previous PPV records out of the water. 

redmudhooch's picture

Thats what I was thinking, Dotard and Rocket man are fightin words where I'm from, only one way to settle that, old fashioned bare knuckle fist fight.

Trump has the WWE lady in small buisness, set it up! WHeres Don King?

Cage match!

kuz's picture

How long until liberals and democrats start selling "I'm with Kim" merch on the streets?

ug's picture

I wouldn't hold your breath

Mr Hankey's picture

The "librulz"& the "democrats" are as pro-war,any war, as the "conservatives " & the "republicans"stupid 'murican WWF spectator.

Bill of Rights's picture

Do it stop waving your noodle around

Youri Carma's picture

I am sure the narrative is that ‘rocket man’ has it all, that’s to say he can tip his working rockets with miniaturized nukes on it. I don’t buy that story at all. I think he can’t even fire a rocket straight let alone tip them with miniaturized nukes. Remember that the story told in the MSM never is the real story.

It’s all rhetorics since the U.S. can’t attack North Korea without causing huge losses on the South Korean side and China has vowed to step in at that point which would mean a further undesired escalation.

North Korea isn’t a real threat to the U.S. because why would they attack the U.S. at all and their rockets are more like rockets from the local rocket club, very inaccurate and often failing and without nuclear tippings. If North Korea would be a real threat Trump wouldn’t talk like this with all the hubris and all.

So what’s this fuzz all about? Mainly China because by hyping up this threat the U.S. THAAD missile system can be placed right at China’s border. We’ve seen the same with the Ukraine situation. For the U.S. it’s a win-win situation since if they start a war with North Korea it will destroy South Korea with it (not the U.S.) while further testing China’s patience.

P.S.

From my downvotes I can clearly see; Propaganda works :-/

Mr Hankey's picture

'Muricans. Thatz why.+1from me.I know I'm ' murican but Rumble Fish in 8th grade wasn't the only book I ever read.

Joebloinvestor's picture

What I want to see are the public trials of the DNK generals who are left after the regime collapse.

I expect no less then Romanian justice.

Infinite QE's picture

This is what the world has devolved to.

Two 'tards, rich and where they are because of their fathers.

Not sure which one is more insane

but I harbor a guess that Drumf is the bigger liar.

 

Atomizer's picture

IMHO, CFR has been pounding conflict. The media sock puppets chrip. A meeting is in order. Face to face. CFR has Kim drowned out. I would like to hear what he has to say. Before I make a decision. We never hear his side of story. It smells of Iraq /Afganistan/Libya. 

Get on it President Trump. Face to face. 

Mr T's picture

Just a cursory check of the various mainstream headlines and they going all out. 

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/north-korean-defector-describes-witnessing-11-...

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/north-korea-apos-kim-jong-160809492.html

Psychopaths have no imagination, however, if it worked in the past...

Everybody remember Curveball? who coould forget  the babis in the incubators

http://www.nytimes.com/1992/01/15/opinion/deception-on-capitol-hill.html

Secret Weapon's picture

Deep State desperatey needs a goat for their next false flag.  Li'l Kim looks like he is going to swallow the hook.  Putin is an old sneaky fish, the one who got away. 

WTFUD's picture

Trojan Horse Trump - dotard, fits nicely. Thin skinned narcissist and a lying sociopath also.

aloha_snakbar's picture

Sanctions will do The Rocket Man a world of good... he could afford to lose a few pounds....

Mena Arkansas's picture

dotard

LOL

Trump needs to hire this guy's speechwriter.