Trump: Madman Kim "Will Be Tested Like Never Before"

Tyler Durden's picture

Following Kim Jong-Un's televized response to Trump's UN speech, in which he called the US president a "mentally deranged dotard" and vowed to "tame the U. S. dotard with fire", Donald Trump took to twitter this morning, responding in kind that "Kim Jong Un of North Korea, who is obviously a madman who doesn't mind starving or killing his people, will be tested like never before!"

As a reminder, Kim's last jawboning effort deserved a solid A+ for vivid tragicomic imagery and hollow threats:

"[Trump's] remarks remind me of such words as "political layman" and "political heretic" which were in vogue in reference to Trump during his presidential election campaign."


The mentally deranged behavior of the U.S. president openly expressing on the UN arena the unethical will to "totally destroy" a sovereign state, beyond the boundary of threats of regime change or overturn of social system, makes even those with normal thinking faculty think about discretion and composure.


"After taking office Trump has rendered the world restless through threats and blackmail against all countries in the world. He is unfit to hold the prerogative of supreme command of a country, and he is surely a rogue and a gangster fond of playing with fire, rather than a politician."


"I am now thinking hard about what response he could have expected when he allowed such eccentric words to trip off his tongue. Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation. I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U. S. dotard with fire."

The latest war of words, which also prompted North Korea to threaten another hydrogen bomb test overnight, erupted after Trump signed an executive order on Thursday that would slap sanctions on individuals, companies and financial institutions that do business with North Korea, or as Trump called the nation  “this criminal rogue regime.” He said his mission was North Korea’s “complete denuclearization.” Also earlier this month, the U.N. Security Council passed harsh sanctions on Kim's small nation, as it continued to fire threatening missile tests and claim the expansion of its nuclear arsenal. The sanctions ban 90 percent of North Korean exports and were approved by Russia and China, who had previously maintained closer ties to North Korea.

In a separate tweet, Trump also warned that any Republican lawmaker who votes against the new Senate GOP ObamaCare repeal bill will be known in "future political campaigns" as "the Republican who saved ObamaCare."

"Rand Paul, or whoever votes against Hcare Bill, will forever (future political campaigns) be known as "the Republican who saved ObamaCare."

Paul has firmly opposed the new ObamaCare repeal measure put forward by Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) and Bill Cassidy (R-La.).  Paul on Tuesday criticized the new Senate GOP ObamaCare repeal bill as a "government boondoggle of a trillion dollars." The measure would repeal much of ObamaCare by converting funds for certain provisions into block grants to states. Eyes are also on Sens. John McCain (Ariz.), Susan Collins (Maine) and Lisa Murkowski (Alaska) who voted against the last ObamaCare repeal measure and who have yet to say whether they would vote in favor of the Graham-Cassidy bill.

Trump has railed against Republican lawmakers for failing to repeal ObamaCare, a longstanding GOP promise, despite having a majority in both chambers of Congress. The president set his sights on Paul earlier this week, calling him a "negative force" in similar tweets early Thursday. "Rand Paul is a friend of mine but he is such a negative force when it comes to fixing healthcare. Graham-Cassidy Bill is GREAT! Ends Ocare!" he tweeted.

"I hope Republican Senators will vote for Graham-Cassidy and fulfill their promise to Repeal & Replace ObamaCare. Money direct to States!"

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moorewasthebestbond's picture

First BITCHEZ and good morning!


Truman and MacArthur had no problem freezing, starving, and sending thousands of Americans to their deaths in Korea back in the day.


The Trump kettle calls the Kim pot black.

Haus-Targaryen's picture

Can someone tell me what the DPRK matters at all?  10,000 miles away with a GDP the size of Vermont's. 

Wanna panic about nuclear weapons?  The most popular boy's name in the UK is Mohammad and they alone have enough nukes to destroy the entire world.  The second most popular boy's name in France, also happens to be Mohammad and they too have enough nukes to destroy the entire world. 

Then there is Pakistan, but I digress, the DPRK ... run, hide everyone.  Be very afraid of the fat kid with a cheese obsession. 

cossack55's picture

I don't know, cheese can bind you up to the point of wanting to blow up the planet.  Peanut butter also

Haus-Targaryen's picture

These sanctions are stupid anyhow.  I wish Trump would at least make this kabuki theater entertaining, make the importation of fine cheese into the DPRK punishable by death.  

What the fat kid have a melt-down. 

07564111's picture

it's all a distraction...look at some shit over here.

HockeyFool's picture

The never-Trumpers are up early today.

Are you crabby cause Mommy get you out of bed too soon?

Haus-Targaryen's picture

For those of you downvoting me on this, look at this:

Guess which one is Sweden and Iraq. 

Slack Jack's picture

"Kim Jong Un of North Korea, who is obviously a madman who doesn't mind starving or killing his people, will be tested like never before!"

Trump, who is obviously a madman who doesn't mind killing tens of millions of people (if they are North Koreans).

Trump is a Jew; all mouth.

Giant Meteor's picture

Shit, it's a mad, mad world!

Wait, a slight correction ..

The world is, as it has always been, jussssss right. A lot of people in it however, by sheer volume, absolutely batshit fooking crazy.

I really hate to bring this up but, the original "Planet of the Apes" was the best one ..

Charlton Heston " God damn you all to hell ! "

Now that's entertainment ..

BennyBoy's picture


Dipshits in DC need NK to be like the Ukraine, overthrow gov, install new US approved dictator.

Then US covert crapola is on another border with China and Russia.

Slack Jack's picture

Engdahl says Kim Jong Un is false opposition.

Engdahl says that Kim Jong Un lived in Switzerland from 1991 until 2000. He attended the Liebefeld Steinhölzli school in Köniz near Bern. The strongest hint that Kim Jong Un is a "Pentagon" puppet and not a communist (Chinese) puppet is that he had China's best friend in Pyongyang, Jang Sung-taek, executed. He also ordered the systematic execution of all other members of Jang's family including children and grandchildren and others (that were considered too close to China).

Other hints are that he is usefully (to the US) provocative and doesn't seem to listen to China.

Engdahl also thinks North Korea is an Pentagon Vassal State, but it seems more likely that Kim Jong Un is indeed a "Pentagon" man but that North Korea is (i.e., will be treated as) an enemy state.

Remember: The first rule for fighting a (real) war is to place your own puppet as the leader of the enemy.

BennyBoy's picture


Saddam was our boy in Baghdad fighting Iran. US gave him nerve/mustard gases and other weapons.

He dared to say his country had no al Qaeda/Taliban to Bush when it didn't have any. Just like weapons of mass detruction.

Either agree with US lies or die.

Giant Meteor's picture

Regime change, it's what's for dinner ..

Sure appears ole mom nature ain't feelin the love either  ..

My personal one man army, doesn't stand a chance at the offense ..

Saving my strength here for the last battle ..

Sure, I get it, kabuki dial at 11, with an attitude ..

Fuck man, the "human race" has been rushing head long into oblivion as long as they've inherited, stunk up the joint.

The only surprise is, it has taken so long ..

I'd of thought we'd been over, many moons ago ..


Giant Meteor's picture

That's what I'm talkin about .. Beautiful, pure poetry !

I remember seeing it on the big screen, a small tadpole Meteor at that time. Eatin my popcorn, and M&M's .. Madhouse it may be, but watching that again in technicolor brings it right back. Slinking in the dark theater, Saturday afternoon with my hand up Mary Sue's shirt, were some of the best days of my life. Ahhh, to be young again !  

Byte Me's picture

I DV'd your original comment for the following remark:

The most popular boy's name in the UK is Mohammad and they alone have enough nukes to destroy the entire world.

Would you care to substantiate the claim?

moorewasthebestbond's picture

The DPRK matters because it's situated just a few miles from the American economic-military protectorates known as South Korea and Japan... and the DPRK could crush both of them in an instant.

Fizzy Head's picture

LoL, About any modern country could put up their 1950's aresenal up against- and pummel- North Korea... This is a complete distraction and they are playing it loudly.

The controllers of our money is where we need to focus we the peoples attention on. And learn how how to beat them at their own game.

swmnguy's picture

Trump and Kim make a great comic duo.  They speak the same language, have similar timing and delivery, and they both need an external enemy to distract their domestic opposition from their gaping weaknesses.

Kim's situation is actually preferable to Trump's.  For the global superpower to hawk after a mosquito like North Korea is a sign of grave vulnerability.  Kim's standing up to Trump's feckless verbiage might be the only thing that could actually improve Kim's global image.

What's interesting to observe is the rest of the world's response.  South Korea and Japan are predictable and will remain so.  They'll back US belligerence, up to a point.  China and Russia will be very interesting to watch.  US sanctions supposedly against North Korea are actually targeted at China and Russia, of course.  North Korea is the best-available US stalking horse against China and Russia.  

Kim is working hand in glove with Trump on the issue of US pursuit of the Zbigniew Brzezinski Chessboard Strategy.

amadeus39's picture

I'm anxious to know the most popular boy name in France.


Fizzy Head's picture

Ill take, How do you spell muhommed in french for $100.

Whoa Dammit's picture

The most popular boy's name in France is Suzette.

Fizzy Head's picture

twisted yet funny at the same time, +100.

Byte Me's picture

Michèle not even a contender?

richsob's picture

Haus-Targaryet says :Can someone tell me what the DPRK matters at all?  10,000 miles away with a GDP the size of Vermont's."

Either you are a complete idiot or I fell for your sarcasm.  ANYBODY with nukes that is threatening you is a threat, OK?  North Korean, sand coon, blue eyed white boy, Martian, whatever.  Now do you get it?  And yea we're a theat to Fat Boy too.  A yuge threat when he finally crosses a line that is getting closer and closer. 

07564111's picture

^^^ retard ^^^

Amusing that it's OK for the US and the lick puppies to make threats but not so OK when those threats are turned against them. Numbered days you have lickpiggie, make very good  use them.

richsob's picture

You America-haters are some miserable people aren't you?  LMAO

MFL5591's picture

Haus-Targaryen -Can someone tell me what the DPRK matters at all?  10,000 miles away with a GDP the size of Vermont's. 


Giant Meteor's picture

Correct ...

A cast of thousands ...

A Cecil B. DeMille epic ..

ZorroHedge's picture

First of all, the US is a coward nation. They only attack small nations that are easy to beat. For North-Korea they need help from South-Korea and Japan. For Iraq they needed all Western nations for help. Secondly, they want to set an example: "Be careful or else we will come and get you.". Venezuela should be careful also. They better ask some Russian and/or Chinese troops on their soil or they could be invaded. 

poland spring's picture

"Haus Targaryen", you would think with a name like that you would perfectly understand the threat.

Little Kim is a 'madman' like Daenerys father.  He issues threats to destroy the US and burn it to ashes, or in your parlance "FIRE AND BLOOD", which as you well know, is your House motto.  His 3 headed dragons are the nukes that he cherishes and loves.  No other nation on Earth is threatening to actively use nuclear weapons on us.  This ain't Saddam, this is real.  All it takes is just 1 and the US goes back a long long time.  Now granted there are many US haters who would love to see that happen; however, is there any other nation that has kept the global world order so that this country can thrive?  Where would you rather be?

Giant Meteor's picture

Jesus H Christ, the mad king analogy, Game of Drones ...

If we could stay with the Game of Throne analogy, I'd say the biggest threat of all, is the Iron Bank of Braavos ..

Shit, they fund everry side of the conflict, much like today's money changers in the temple ..

I say ..

Unleash the white walkers, oh, and dragons ..

Fits rather well with the whole fire and fury thing ..

And we've got one more season until the finale !

Bloody hell ..


LightBulb18's picture

I suppose the most rational way to explain the north Korean situation is one where both china and America may not wish to admit that their reason for getting into war is due to A failure to negotiate trade objectives. These would be important negotiations that would include the standards of living, the levels of free speech, freedom to criticize in general, china, the united nations, the government, or the censorship that denies that right. Certainly, America is more free than china is. I am contrarian, not anti American. But this is not enough to be certain of who’s right and wrong, but we are supposed to support virtues like free speech and justice for all, not know the whole picture before we decide who we will vote for. Absolute truth exists nowhere in this world at this time, and still G-d has promised that He shall not put to great A burden on us. In God I trust.

caconhma's picture

Cuban crisis:

  • The USA ~3,000 nukes
  • USSR ~300 nukes
  • Both backed down: America removed missiles from Turkey and Italy and promised never invade Cuba

New Korean Crises:

  • The USA ~2,000active nukes
  • Korea  ~ 15 nukes 
  • Zionist imbecile agent orange & his neocon masters vs N. Korea => Destruction of N. Korea and decapitation of the USA


Then who will protect Israel and Zionist Banking Mafia?

caconhma's picture

Cuban crisis:

  • The USA ~3,000 nukes
  • USSR ~300 nukes
  • Both backed down: America removed missiles from Turkey and Italy and promised never invade Cuba

New Korean Crises:

  • The USA ~2,000active nukes
  • Korea  ~ 15 nukes 
  • Zionist imbecile agent orange & his neocon masters vs N. Korea => Destruction of N. Korea and decapitation of the USA


Then who will protect Israel and Zionist Banking Mafia?

Deep In Vocal Euphoria's picture

ha ha ha....


not a single word about north korea UN speech.... wanting to make a deal with the usa about the missile testing...stop doing military drills on their borders and north korea would stop.


not a single mention about it from zerohedge, not from the mainstream media.


the americans are the aggressors, as usual. you filthy fucking pigs are not interested in dialoge, diplomacy. you need to fucking burn in hell you rotten pigs.


zerohedge keeps's the new trend......suck and swallow....little fucking goys one place after another.....breitbart started in israel...alex jones a zionist shill.....


culture in decline...soceity in decline..........

Giant Meteor's picture

Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel ..

curbjob's picture

I upvoted the truth component even tho  the delivery fell short.

Giant Meteor's picture

I didn't upvote nor downvote .. 


noun, ( used with a singular or plural verb)

1. dramatic representation; theatricals; acting.

2. behavior or speech for effect, as insincere or exaggerated expression of an emotion; dramatics; operatics:

As far as I can tell, there is quite enough of that sort of thing going on ..

I don't see where more of it is particularly welcome nor helpful .. and there are better ways to actually be heard, if that is the aim.

The world, and all the good saber rattling folks, making wild statements and menacing threats, don't really give a shit all that much what I think, and certainly could care less about cap locks ..

Stay calm, and carry on ..

The grim reaper is gonna come for all of us, soon enough ..

May as well demonstate a bit of grace eh ?


curbjob's picture


You just made the world a better place.



Giant Meteor's picture

You probably noticed from my avatar, my chosen handle, where my sentiments lay ..

Aside from that, tongue in cheek and all, the aim is to clean my side of the street, to live as well, and as righteously as I can, and prepare for whatever shit storm comes down the pike as best I can.To limit harms done to others, to help those I can in my immediate circle of influence, and above all else, keep my head, when others are losing theirs. You may not have noticed, but the inmates are running the asylum. Prepare, and learn to be shocked, about nothing ...

shovelhead's picture

What's a morning coffee without a hot steaming pile of VE's girlish hysteria driven verbal diarrhea?

Step up the Midol.

Deep In Vocal Euphoria's picture

o my fucking god shut the fuck up you clueless fucking idiot................................................


ignorant fucking pig...........go eat your fucking beef you were talking some fucking pig that suits you better...fucking criminal...............hey that radiation from fukushima is closing in....better get that hazmat suit!

Giant Meteor's picture

Try the veal, I'll be here all week !

Deep In Vocal Euphoria's picture

no need by the time I arrive your corpse will be burned from the inside....hey those forest fires in the west of america???? 


you didnt hear???? yeah the radiation is in the trees and when they burn they release the radiation in the air..... ha ha ha.....nobody has to do anything to's on automatic now can't escape it.....

lurker since 2012's picture

I will tell you how i feel. After ordering my Chinese sex doll paying fifty clams for this limited resource, I get down to reading the instructions and 'right their' number 4 instruction wear a condom. Fuck me i thought I could go 'skinless' to get that real doll feel

I'm rope-able