Doing This In College Will Boost Your Income By 36% - But It Will Also Make You Dumber

Tyler Durden's picture

Years ago, we reported on the shockingly effective college-to-Wall Street pipeline established by Sigma Chi Epsilon, a fraternity whose members made it a goal to build a “little fraternity on Wall Street.” By offering insider tips, as well as offers to intervene on candidates’ behalf, members of the fraternity have helped populate banks like J.P. Morgan, BofA and Wells Fargo with fellow alumni – helping them beat odds three times steeper than the Princeton admissions rate.

Now, a new study by researchers at Union College in Schenectady has confirmed what that story appeared to suggest. That despite the constant distraction from academics that fraternity membership represents, students who join reap the benefits of the associated professional network for years to come, MarketWatch reports.

Of course, these benefits come with a tradeoff: The study showed that being a member of a fraternity also makes you dumber.

“Being a member of a fraternity in college lowers a student's GPA by approximately 0.25 points on the traditional four-point scale, but raises future income by around 36%, according to a paper, “Social Animal House: The Economic and Academic Consequences of Fraternity Membership,” published by two economists from Union College in Schenectady, New York. “For this reason, joining a fraternity may be a rational decision that improves the long-term prospects of an individual student despite its damaging effects on a student’s grades,” the paper concluded.”

 

These results suggest that fraternity membership causally produces large gains in social capital, which more than outweigh its negative effects on human capital for potential members,” they concluded. “These findings suggest that college administrators face significant trade-offs when crafting policies related to Greek life on campus.” They surveyed 3,762 alumni from a liberal Northeastern college who work full-time and also adjusted for the statistical impact of age, gender and ethnicity on a person’s income.”

While fraternities have frequently been the subject of unflattering press coverage in recent years – the Penn State hazing-death case being one example - about the culture of rape and dangerous risk-taking that fraternities perpetuate, the study’s results offer a strong argument for universities to keep Greek life programs: namely, that the organizations offer at least some long-term benefits to members.

“Despite the partying and troubling headlines that fraternity life involving hazing and sexual assault in recent years, supporters of fraternities say there’s another side to Greek life. Among them, they provide academic support for students and social connections that can last a lifetime. Studies at the American University in Washington, D.C. and other colleges have found that Greek life results in higher GPAs. Fraternity alumni programs, LinkedIn groups, online communities all help foster strong social ties that are designed to last a lifetime across different generations of members of the same fraternity.”

The study’s authors explained that they controlled specifically for the impact of social connections by correcting the data to factor out other behavioral tendencies of fraternity life – like excessive alcohol consumption.

“Alcohol-related behavior did not explain much of the effects of fraternity membership, the latest study found. Fraternity membership lowers grades by 0.18 to 0.42 points. Controlling for alcohol-related behavior reduces this estimate only slightly - by about 0.03 to 0.05 points.

 

“This suggests that, despite its visibility, alcohol consumption plays a relatively minor role,” the paper concluded. Because the data was collected from workers from ages 25 to 65, it incorporates the effect of Greek membership on lifetime earnings - not just on earnings in the first job after college.

As MarketWatch explains, other studies have also proven that alcohol consumption has myriad negative repercussions for individuals, most notably by lowering the odds of attaining full-time employment after graduation.

“However, heavy drinking just six times a month reduces the probability that a new college graduate will land a job by 10%, according to researchers at Tel Aviv University and Cornell University published in the peer-reviewed academic journal “Journal of Applied Psychology.” Alcohol is a depressant that impacts motor functions and brain activity. The authors suggest that each individual episode of student binge-drinking during a month-long period lowers the odds of attaining full-time employment upon graduation by 1.4%.”

In summary, the study effectively proves the old saying: “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” But then again, we imagine readers – particularly, American readers - have long suspected this to be accurate.

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foodstampbarry's picture

Fuck off college is a scam.

Richard Chesler's picture

The study proves that you can make numbers support almost any thesis you want.

 

Stuck on Zero's picture

Are GPA and IQ correlated? Not nowadays. High GPA does correlate with being a political animal.

Barney Fife's picture

Everyone in the College of Education has a 4.0. It was that way during my 2nd stint at University. 25-30 from the College of Engineering for Honor's Convocation. Over 500 from the College of Education. 

Normalcy Bias's picture

Frats are just a great beacon of the types of people who typically succeed in today's corporate culture:

They will tolerate serious abuse and bury their pride (hazing), will denigrate themselves in sickening ways to fit in (hazing), will kiss ass to the higher ups to be a member of the organization (as a Pledge), and are generally very malleable because they so desperately want to fit in.

Sounds like the Greek System self selects the ideal Corporate Cog to me!

cynicalskeptic's picture

You forgot

gaming the system - test files, term paper files and other 'legal' ways of cheating

'connections' mean more than accomplishments

a willingness to do anything for a 'brother' - like cover upthe worst behavior....

 

One more example of a 'club' where insiders watch out for each other

NoDebt's picture

I'm going to join a fraternity.  No, I'm not going to college.  I'm just going to join a fraternity.

 

New_Meat's picture

Especially at the "Un-College"

this is, of course, right around the corner from the BIG GE plant and KAPL 'n' shit.  You know, where Jack Welch did his most cost cuttingnesst thingies.

Gamma-Delta-Iota forever !!!!!

- Ned

jerry_theking_lawler's picture

I'm in a doctoral research class.....the prof used an example similiar to this where someone received a PhD on their work..and it was later proven wrong.

So, even those these items correlate...there may not be causation.

Mena Arkansas's picture

Dealing drugs in college will also boost your income substantially.

Although it may possibly make you dumber if you get high on your own supply.

 

BeerMe's picture

I have to drink to get myself on everyone else's IQ level.  Then networking is relatively easy.

mkkby's picture

GPA is pretty meaningless. I never had an employer verify my grades, or even that I had a degree. I could have just pretended and nobody would have ever known.

The networking is valuable but you can get that by just learning good people skills and being sociable. Get a sales job to force yourself to learn cold calling and talking with people all day. Network by asking for informational interviews in the field you want.

Barney Fife's picture

I was a 4.0 student. But that was in the 80's when grades actually meant something. The example that I gave above was in the late 90's. Man did I personally see the change. Wow. 

Stuck on Zero's picture

Forget Skull and Bones I would join Delta House.  Their grads all did exceptionally well.

Green2Delta's picture

GPA is not an effective assessment of one's intelligence. I know plenty of people that had a 4.0 and what I would ask them for advice on is extremely limited. 

The Gun Is Good's picture

"GPA is not an effective assessment of one's intelligence."

Certainly not; it's a measure of ambition more than anything, as confined to an academic environment. 4.0ers I knew were somewhat ill-adjusted socially, and, yes, hooray for them with their studying kung fu, but I learned more valuable skillz (I think) in other areas in college, non-academic in scope (pussygrabbing, for example).

Seriously though, different types of 'intelligences' exist, some having little to do with retention of facts or info.... or even anything intellectual at all....

Faeriedust's picture

While this is indubitably true, I have found that while many people have the intelligence to excel in academia but instead focus that brainpower on some other investment (social networking, trade skills, travel, investigative reporting), those who do not have that kind of intelligence can be easily recognized by their inadequate life skills performance and seldom amount to much in any field.  Simply put, a genius may put his/her genius to work in any number of ways, but the world is still full of idiots.

The Gun Is Good's picture

Ha! True indeed! (And then there are reasonably intelligent people who occasionally act like idiots [I include myself here] as well.....)

DipshitMiddleClassWhiteKid's picture

most of these tools wind up in sales and trading roles or other medium skill jobs 

 

the quants and people with skills rarely are part of these rich WASP/Jew clubs

 

The real secret to wall street success is being a jew and coming from a rabbinical line

 

I dont have the right sounding last name so jews over look me even though im a member of the tribe 

 

oh well

 

 

Father ¢hristmas's picture

So go attend a Yeshiva and make some connections.  Fuck wrong with you?

How the fuck are you gonna be chosen by God© to enslave the goyim forever but you are sitting in the house playing Dungeons and Dragons because the popular Jews won't play with you?

DipshitMiddleClassWhiteKid's picture

im an atheist 

 

i do work in a quant type role though..just not in wall street

 

tbh, i cant stand most american jews and their left wing bullshit

 

i love israel and israelis though, they're my brothers :)

jbwilson24's picture

You sound like my kind of guy. I can't stand left wing western Jews, but I've always got on well with Israelis. Hard line, pragmatic, nationalistic, chauvinistic in terms of their ethnicity... I respect that.

 

The weasely 'Judaism is love and racism is evil but we are going to undermine our host societies and keep a lock of positions of power while telling everyone we love equality' jews make me sick.

Dragon HAwk's picture

Number one Survival tip... Avoid Crowds.

nah , just kidding, network like  hell and cozy in on all the cool action everybody is doing it and getting ahead..

SickDollar's picture

fuck wall street , fuck the dollar, fuck your GPA

life skills and being a man is the way to go

 Life is a journey  not a destination

 

ReturnOfDaMac's picture

White affirmative action in practice!

ProstoDoZiemi's picture

For those Eastern Europeans' with the hardened drinking DNA...

It doesn't get you any farther either... when out drinking the fraties... they are like the Economic model, soft like butter but no guns

yogibear's picture

No wonder colleges have become a joke.

SickDollar's picture

A very expensive big time joke

 

Father ¢hristmas's picture

"Of course, these benefits come with a tradeoff: The study showed that being a member of a fraternity also makes you dumber.

“Being a member of a fraternity in college lowers a student's GPA by approximately 0.25 points on the traditional four-point scale, but raises future income by around 36%, according to a paper, “Social Animal House: The Economic and Academic Consequences of Fraternity Membership,” published by two economists from Union College in Schenectady, New York. “For this reason, joining a fraternity may be a rational decision that improves the long-term prospects of an individual student despite its damaging effects on a student’s grades,” the paper concluded.”

The data on earnings literally contradicts the titular assertion of this article.

No matter how wonderful your GPA was, you failed to make your next move your best move and didn't join a fraternity.

Now you are on ZeroHedge in the comments crying about rich niggers not pledging allegiance to a flag like you're in grammar school or some shit.

I do not even like fraternities and think they are corny as fuck, but even I could see all those articles about the dangers of hazing were written by some hating ass faggots.

I ain't about to drink a bucket of liquor and piss and vomit mixed together, or get spanked with a paddle, so what the fuck do I care if some goof wants to do that gay shit?  If he dies, he dies.

How the fuck this nigga get admitted into a prestigious college and not know he would die of alcohol poisoning and hypothermia from drinking a gallon of Jack Daniels and spending the night outside in a baby pool in the middle of November?

Fuck outta here.  Fuck him.

affirmed_78's picture

There are half-retarded guys who make millions of dollars a year.  Just look at the Nfl and Nba.

As far as business goes, it's not what you know, it's who you blow.

umdesch4's picture

Correlation, not causation. A short, scrawny, ugly geek like me who did well academically in university would never have been accepted into a fraternity. For those same reasons, I'm less successful than my peers who look a lot better in a suit than I ever will.

I'm doing alright though, I guess. I made it this far, I'm not in debt, and I might be able to retire in something better than a cardboard box some day.

*shrug*

andrewp111's picture

There is nothing like shared criminality and the law of Omerta to bond a band of brothers who rise together through the corporate hierarchy - and enrich themselves in the same way they shared rape and plunder in college.

I'd like to see a study on what fraction of CEOs and other high corporate brass were once fraternity members.

sheikurbootie's picture

Frat is the only way to go.  Girls, girls, girls.  I had no idea until I joined that it was the best kept secret on campus. 

If you didn't join a frat, you missed college.   I wouldn't recommend joining as a freshman though. 

Lost in translation's picture

Photo makes them look like queers.

Trogdor's picture

"Years ago, we reported on the shockingly effective college-to-Wall Street pipeline established by Sigma Chi Epsilon, a fraternity whose members made it a goal to build a “little fraternity on Wall Street.” By offering insider tips, as well as offers to intervene on candidates’ behalf, members of the fraternity have helped populate banks like J.P. Morgan, BofA and Wells Fargo with fellow alumni – helping them beat odds three times steeper than the Princeton admissions rate."

Also known as the "Jewish Method" ....

moorewasthebestbond's picture

Dumber?

 

Intelligence is overrated.

 

I'll take personality, knowledge, and luck over raw intelligence any day, especially if the individual in question has nice tits.

attila404's picture

I'll take money over GPA every time.

Pernicious Gold Phallusy's picture

"... the one with the big tits!"

ExcapedPOI's picture

Just as I suspected!  This is why the world is getting dumber with each graduating class.  In 1995 medical error killed 100,000 Americans per year.  In the latest review medical error killed 442,000 Americans (the 3rd leading cause of ALL death in the US in now HEALTHSCARE).  Thus I submit that American healthscare workers are dumber and more dangerous than ever!

lulu34's picture

Well you failed to mention the 1st LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH in merika , "Living" ......

any_mouse's picture

Were foreign born and educated practitioners considered as a separate group?

Ajax-1's picture

Ahhhh yes......Toga Parties and Panty Raids.

JibjeResearch's picture

No fucken pussie in college for a chance to be a smart ass today was worth it for moi.. ahahahah  biatchess to all the morons ahahah