The Awkward Moment When The State Department "Celebrates" Saudi Women Being Allowed To Drive

Tyler Durden's picture

"We're just happy!" State Department spokesperson Heather Naurt said with a huge grin on her face.

The AP journalist immediately rains on her parade, "Would you still say they [Saudi Arabia] need to do... a lot more with women's rights?"

"I think we're just happy today..." she said, this time with a frown, trying to hold back her angry scowl.

Well that was awkward: the State Department's celebration party was over fast. It's like those embarrassing moments when parents catch themselves excessively gushing with praise over a horribly ill-behaved and out of control child that actually manages to sit still for a brief moment, or happens to do one minuscule task correctly. 

As we reported previously,  Saudi Arabia made the unexpected announcement that its longtime ban on women driving in the hardline Islamic kingdom is set to be lifted. The decree comes just days after President Donald Trump slammed the US ally’s human rights record during remarks at the UN. The new policy will reportedly take effect starting on June 24 of next year, after a Saudi commission examines implementation procedures, which includes having to train police on how to interact with women - something unusual in a country where women are not even allowed direct communication with men who are not their family members or guardians.


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Some activists and pundits are now non-ironically hailing the significance of today's decision as monumental in that Saudi Arabia has the dubious distinction of being "the last country on earth to allow women to drive." Well, this is true enough, yet there is something comical and at the same time deeply tragic in seeing feminists and western pundits alike celebrating the kingdom's "progress". It is not known for sure whether or not Saudi women will be able to drive without their male guardians, though it's not likely given that Saudi state media reported the royal decree as noting that driving will take place "in accordance with Sharia law." According to the New York Times:

The decree said that the majority of the Council of Senior Scholars — the kingdom’s top clerical body, whose members are appointed by the king — had agreed that the government could allow women to drive if done in accordance with Shariah law.

As recently as the past few years, women caught driving have been assigned to a special 'terror' court which has issued multiple months long sentences for what were essentially acts of protest. So no one should break out the champagne (also banned in Saudi Arabia) to celebrate the spectacle of fanatical Wahhabi clerics and religious police overseeing a program of "Sharia-compliant" female driving just yet.

And this truly pathetic state of affairs within one of America's closest Middle East allies is perhaps what makes today's State Department press briefing so awkward. Spokesperson Heather Nauert's gleeful and overexuberant reaction to news of the Saudi decree created an awkward moment as AP correspondent Matt Lee tried to remind her that Saudi Arabia is still among the most repressive states in the world when it comes to human rights, and especially women's rights.

Two years ago, we addressed the irony that Saudi Arabia was a leading candidate to lead a UN panel on human rights despite an international uproar at the time about the country's beheading of a teenaged political dissident (Saudi Arabia was eventually chosen to lead the panel). The influential panel helps shape the UN's human-rights policy and reports on violations. Earlier this year, the country was again bizarrely selected to lead the UN Commission on the Status of Women, a powerful committee focused on women's rights.

Is it possible that Trump's calling them out, or perhaps other pressure from UN quarters resulted in the small change in Saudi treatment of women?  And we also wonder, what freedoms will the country’s repressive regime acquiesce to next? Will it be suffrage for women (they’re already involved in political life, though they can’t vote)? Or perhaps allowing them to show their faces in public?

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Yen Cross's picture

  UBER and Elon missed the boat on this one?  </sarc>

erkme73's picture

Women allowed to drive?!  Talk about the camel's nose under the tent...

Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

Cynics might note the Saudi's never mentioned what DATE this might take place from

ergatz's picture

The AWKWARD moment when Jews realize they're the Goyim. http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-2

Adullam's picture

Would you just give it up with prostituting your (UN)biblicism insitute? Using short URL's is childish and really just states what you think of the average ZH reader. 2 clicks of a button reveals your deception. If your are so interested in promoting 'biblical truth', why not at least start by being truthful yourself?

http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-2 = https://biblicisminstitute.wordpress.com/2014/07/14/are-jews-the-israeli tes-of-the-bible/

 

giovanni_f's picture

this is bad news. the only country with a safe-road-policy now caving in and allowing women to drive.

Adullam's picture

An upvote for good humour in a serious matter. Well done.

fattail's picture

I hope someone gets the first female fender bender on tape.

golden kafir's picture

haha yeah right, go on live leak and type saudi car  crash. here i did it for you. lol https://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=saudi+car+crash

N2OJoe's picture

They could drive the new Vulva Passat... if the Saudis also changed the law on FGM.

blue51's picture

What deep state puke , is this nasty bitch related to ?

jmack's picture

So Trump grabbed Saudi Arabia by the pussy?

runnymede's picture

Maybe next year Saudi women will be allowed to keep their clitorises too. 

political_proxy's picture

it took a century for them to drive a car - let's "not get too ahead of this"

assistedliving's picture

so many upvotes?  no wonder we're such clueless led to war mongers.

you're confusing Saudi w/ Africa

 

Possible Impact's picture

Just Dance (Saudi Version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liP8uIcUAhI

 

GoRemy - Just Dance (Saudi Version) lyrics

Red one...
Baba...

[Verse 1: GoRemy]
Welcome to the hottest dance club
In all Saudi Arabia
We got a DJ, band
And a falafel stand
Valet your camel at the front

We're busting out the latest tunes
Feel the beat thumping across the dunes
Stamp your hand at the door
Come in and hit the floor
We know you want to bust a move

What's going on on the floor?
(I see there's people moving, but I am not so sure)
There's one rule you need to know
(one rule you need to know and that rule is)

[Hook]

Don't dance
Don't move your body 'round with the crowd
Don't dance
It's illegal and it isn't allowed
Don't dance
Don't shake it too and fro as you please
Don't dance
You'll be arrested by the moral police

[Verse 2: GoRemy]
Twenty years in jail if you're lucky
If you teach somebody how to Dougie
You hokey-pokey and
You put your left hand in
You might not take your left hand out

What's going on on the floor?
Somebody dance in place. I punch him in the face
There's one rule you need to know
(One rule you need to know and that rule is)

ebworthen's picture

Ah...never-mind.

Games Without Frontiers's picture

Sponsored by the U.S. to sit on the human rights council at the U.N. The U.S. can fuck off, what a joke.

SoDamnMad's picture

I thought it was David Cameron who pushed for the KSA to get the Human Rights Chairmanship. Right after he visited Saudi Arabia to cement a couple billion dollars in arms deals (which is used to decapitate Yemen and it's starving Children).  Hey, Madeleine Albright. Is 500,000 dead Yemeni children worth it?

truthseeker47's picture

The part about Saudi Arabia on a UN Human Rights panel and heading up the Commission on the Status of Women proves just what a stupid waste of time the UN is. The UN members who voted for that were abviously thumbing their noses at the rest of the world.

political_proxy's picture

shhh, white people are the evil women haters

Dead Canary's picture

I don't suppose the fact that SA want's to take Saudi Arabian Oil Company public has anything to do with it. Naw...

are we there yet's picture

Will Saudi women's drivers licenses have pictures of their open face without a coveting? Can women drive without a vail? Can women drive alone, or after dark?

are we there yet's picture

Does Allah have a drivers license?
Surprising fact. There is no evidence that either Jesus, or Mohammid, or Moses could read or write on their own. They were technically illiterate, as were most people of their time.

land_of_the_few's picture

They needed a lot of help with their Telex machines too. Losers.

wanderer9641's picture

All Jewish people were taught to read. Their religion required that they could read.

are we there yet's picture

Pharos day care taught day care Hebrew reading and literature?

mijev's picture

This is similar to when China announced that maternity leave would be increased to 15 minutes (although that did come from the Onion). 

idontcare's picture

When did China implement Obamacare? {sarc}

Manipuflation's picture

Danica Patrick can drive.  I taught my Russian wife how to ride a Harley that I bought for her.  And Russian woman drives our most expensive car.  I am sure that they can drive/ride.  With women they are not as aggressive as men are.

With cars/vans you can get away with hesistation but you can't do that on a motorcycle.  You have TWO modes of defense and those are how fast you can accelerate and manuever out of the way and how fast you can accelerate.  You only have a split second to make that choice.  

I had some kid on my 6 this evening who was trying to prove something.  At the next stop sign I let him know about weight of vehicles and I was gone.  The Pontiac G6 couldn't handle it.  Screaming Eagle there kiddo.

The good news is that the bike didn't break down.:-)    

Disgruntled Goat's picture

Well thats so nice!

How many Yemeni farmers did the Saudis kill today?

And how many did they kill with American supplied weapons?

researchfix's picture

Another question is, whether the SA we know will still exist next June 24th?

Drop out's picture

Driving stoned will be encouraged.

Manipuflation's picture

Not that I need any more of it but chicks dig shit like like this.  They just do.  And cash.

GIRLSGIRLSGIRLS.MotleyCrue

RumpleShitzkin's picture

Heather is shouldering hot.

munch a mile of her poo just to see where it came from.

Chris88's picture

Are you my long lost brother? +100

BustainMovealota's picture

Isn't that one of the Fox News chicks?

ClickNLook's picture

How can they see what is on the side with burka on?

Haitian Snackout's picture

Lol, how will they take the license photo?

lennysrv's picture

Fuck the news about the Saudi women driving cars, Heather Naurt is a complete, 100% verifiable, MILF. Smoking. Hot.