Britain Draws Up Plans For War With North Korea

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While the United States remains distracted and divided, Great Britain draws up plans for an upcoming war with North Korea.

Tossing major issues aside, Americans have all but forgotten that the world stands on the precipice of World War 3.

While the left is focusing on implementing more gun control and the right is worried about what athletes do during the national anthem, Britain is drawing up plans for a massive war with the rogue nation of North Korea. Britain is preparing for war in the event that the communist regime conducts another successful missile test and the United States responds with a strike.

North Korea is being closely watched right now, especially since the recent ratcheting up of tensions. Amid fears it could launch another long-range missile test on Tuesday to mark the anniversary of the founding of its ruling party, some countries refuse to take the threat lightly. And bellicose rhetoric from Donald Trump has heightened tensions in the region in recent months, prompting British officials to draw up military plans for a response to a break out of hostilities  it was reported.

According to the Daily Mail, part of the wartime preparations include the deployment of the Navy’s newest aircraft carrier, HMS Queen Elizabeth, before it has undergone flight trials.

We have plenty of ships to send… the Type-45 destroyers, the Type-23 frigates. Britain’s new aircraft carrier could be pressed into service early if things turn south,” a senior Whitehall source told the newspaper.

Details of Britain’s secret operation plan have emerged after Donald Trump warned that “only one thing will work” when it comes to dealing with North Korea’s antics.

The tyrannical fascist in power in North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has continued nuclear and rocket tests despite widespread condemnation and sanctions.

HMS Queen Elizabeth, which arrived at its home in Portsmouth in August after extensive sea trials, is not due to enter service until 2020. But the possible move to deploy it ahead of schedule drew comparisons with the start of the Falklands War.

“In the Falklands, we had to react to an event and HMS Illustrious was accelerated to respond,” a Navy source told the Mail.


“This was a reaction to protect British territory, however. In this case [North Korea], the UK would be part of a united global coalition. We would see what support we could give.

Sir Michael Fallon, the Defence Secretary, said last week that the UK should increase its military spending in the face of growing threats from states such as North Korea. Last month, Sir Michael told the BBC that Britain was at risk from Pyongyang’’s long-range nuclear missile programme.

“The US is fully entitled to defend its own territory, to defend its bases and to look after its people, but this involves us, London is closer to North Korea and its missiles than Los Angeles, he said.

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adamas's picture

Fucking idiots. Nothing to do with us. And when China gets involved we'll be embarrassed by our dilapidated equipment. 

beemasters's picture

They seem to be attempting to lure the big fish- ie. China.
Embarrassment is the last thing on the mind of MIC's and Banksters.

The Black Bishop's picture

LOL didnt the brits have to wait 2 years for the F35s to finish that carrier ship? So as far as I know that ship isnt ready to do shit except to sink gloriously.

giovanni_f's picture

Sitting Duck won't make it past Gibraltar after a failed Windows XP (Home edition) update will render it out of control. They should send their refurbished Queen Elisabeth II cruiser instead - that will impress the commies way more than a swimming heap of trash metal bound to be sent to the ocean floor.

ebear's picture


Slowiy I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

Au Member's picture

I spent over 20 years in the Royal Navy. They'll get the shit kicked out of them if they have to engage in a real naval conflict now. The ships have massive achilles heels and the people no longer have the fighting spirit they once did. Aircraft carriers have no aircraft and are not even in commission yet. Type 45's propulsion system was designed for efficiency not reliability and capability to withstand action damage.

All the vessels were designed by the contractor with profit in mind and the Navy's management systems are a fucking joke. Shit people greasing their way up the ladder using devious means ensured a weak as piss organisation that it full of hubris and arrogance.

BennyBoy's picture


Greedy Britain wants a slice of the spoils. Fuck the Queenholes

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


The tyrannical fascist in power in North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has...

...revealed Mac Slavo as a war cheerleader and a firm believer in MSM mythology. His site must be a limited hangout as he clearly doesn't believe in the universal human right of self-defense.

tmosley's picture

If the UK is "just now" drawing up plans for war with North Korea, their military leadership should be purged and maybe executed for treason.

Every world power has and continually updates plans for wars with every other power and most other countries. Prevents them from being caught off guard and unprepared. The last set of countries that were that unprepared fell like dominos before Hitler's lightning war. Not a situation you want to find yourself in, especially not after having occupied German land and after abusing German speaking people.

Bud Dry's picture

I guess they learned to be a little more prepared for war.

caconhma's picture

Three times, during the Napoleonic wars, WW1, and WW2, Britain has been saved because of the Russians/Soviets paid for it with ~50 million Russians lives. This time, Russia will be on an opposite side. I don't think that Zio-Banking Mafia has learned any lessons.


I have never liked Brits.

Sirius Wonderblast's picture

Sadly true (wouldn't slate the sailors though). MoD/BAE junta has ballsed up the carriers and the destroyers. Oh, and of course no sodding aircraft to fly off the carrier. Now, if they had installed cat and trap rather than the silly ramp, they could at a push have found something capable of taking off and landing from it. Likewise if they hadn't junked the Harriers. F35b is a short-range pos that even once in service has no place in anything other than ground attack, not remotely suited to carrier operations.

quadraspleen's picture

Don't mention'll have BritBob spewing his nonsense

land_of_the_few's picture

"Former US President Barack Obama thought his country’s “special relationship” with Britain was a joke and would slip Falklands references into press conferences to mock the UK, one of his ex-aides Jeremy Shapiro has claimed."

"From my perspective it was very important for us to mention the special relationship in every press conference that we had when the UK were here."

“But really we laughed about it behind the scenes. Typically, I would try and slip in a reference to the Malvinas or something to spoil it.”

east of eden's picture

Yes, and even if they do make it past Gibralter, then they have to transit the Suez Canal. And guess who is waiting for them in Djibouti?

Winston Churchill's picture

Exactly.Work ups usually over run, truncating them will kill pilots and sailors,British not Norks.

The author is an idiot.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


LOL didnt the brits have to wait 2 years for the F35s to finish that carrier ship? So as far as I know that ship isnt ready to do shit except to sink gloriously.

They should have named it HMS Coral Reef.

researchfix's picture

"LOL didnt the brits have to wait 2 years for the F35s to finish that carrier ship?"

Of course you cannot see them on the carrier, they are full stealth.

07564111's picture

WTF do these idiots think they going to do. ?

The world get more bizare every day :-/

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

The diligence and eagerness with which Sir Michael Fallon licks Pindosy ass makes Tony Blair beam with pride.

CurveBall's picture

It’s all a rinse and repeat game. Scare the masses into surrendering more freedoms and more tax dollars.

giovanni_f's picture

There was me, that is Theresa, and my droogs, that is the evil deep state military, ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence, after so much Brexit humiliation.

thunderchief's picture

Now there is a country that can't clean up its own backyard!

Best to go out and fuck up someone else's so yours looks great.


Wile-E-Coyote's picture

I wouldn't get overly excited the UK has no fighters to put on that aircraft carrier. Also the navy can barely put a ship to sea because of lack of manpower. They especially are short of engineers.


This is just bellicose support for Trump

TheLastTrump's picture

Lol. You trolls sure paint a depressing picture....all speaking the same thing.........I guess the US & Britain have zero chance against North Korea, we should probably let him do whatever he wants, right?



east of eden's picture


It's arseholes like you that got 85,000 of your countrymen blown to bits in Vietnam.

tmosley's picture

Not a lot of Jews died in Vietnam.

But he is right. And no, there will be no war with Russia under any circumstances, and there would only be a war with China if the US attacked NK first, which isn't going to happen, because the US doesn't want a war with China. The only way the US strikes first is with Chinese go-ahead, which is not out of the cards.

That said, there will be no war. Kim is brutal, but he isn't an idiot nor a madman. He is playing chicken, not with Trump, but with all the members of his regime who have the power and influence to depose him should he appear weak ie by signing a permanent peace treaty or implimenting systemic democratic and capitalist reforms. The man has already largely eliminated famine in the country by allowing farmers' markets. That alone speaks to his character, in my opinion.

I suspect Kim Jong Il had this in mind when he sent his son to school in Switzerland.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

You jingoists sure paint an arrogant picture....all speaking the same thing.........I guess humanity has zero chance against Uncle Sam, we should probably let him do whatever he wants, right?

soyungato's picture

You got 4 down votes and 19 up votes so far. it goes to show there are 17.39% of fucking brain dead aggressive mother fucking jerks living amongst us.

Eyes Opened's picture

Distraction from the clusterfuck known as Brexit....

adamas's picture

Sorry , you're soooooo wrong... BREXIT  is our salvation,  if only the twats in Westminster would do their job and get the fuck out of the collapsing EUSSR

Rapunzal's picture

All wars are bankers wars, politicians are mere puppets. Let's start the game of depopulation. The Chinese, Americans, Brits, Koreans they are all in. Too many hungry mouths to feed. Let's show them the way to the slaughterhouse. Additionally a great deal of money is been made. Win - win for the banksters.

researchfix's picture

Some people never learn.

BritBob's picture

It doesn't relate to Gibraltar. Unfortunately successive UK governments have shrunk the UK's armed forces, partiucularly the Navy to a degree where they are hardly operationally effective. Sad.

ebear's picture

Which makes it harder to defend Gibraltar, correct?

land_of_the_few's picture

They could get some tickets and come over on the EuroStar surely :D

giovanni_f's picture

"Unfortunately successive UK governments have shrunk the UK's armed forces"

Au contraire. Fortunately they are running out of money to finance their creepy desire for the old anglo ultraviolence.

JohnGaltUk's picture

They have run out of money all ready. The UK would go broke if GILT's rose 2 or 3% which would still be under the average norm, we certianly can not afford what Maggie Thatcher paid back in 1981 that is for sure.

Just before Germany failed in the 1930's, they went to war, Russia did the same before it collapsed in 1991 (Afganistan), and here the west is, about to collapse and we are looking for wars. Then they will tell us it wasnt our fault for the crash it was them over there that caused by starting a war.


TheLastTrump's picture

12 minutes between the time you were summoned & the time you appeared?


Guy above must be your sock puppet.

Joe A's picture

First, he replies to the wrong poster and second he does not need summons to babble about Gibraltar. He does that whatever the topic is. He is a one trick pony.

Collectivism Killz's picture

More often he blabs about that British sheep rape colony off the coast of Argentina.

Joe A's picture

He seems to have an obsession for rocks.

JohnGaltUk's picture

The money was diverted to pay for all the loose legged teenagers that suddenly found themselves pregnant because they think they are too special to work at the co-op.

Also all the Romianins are claiming child benefit to send back home, it gets expensive you know.

Collectivism Killz's picture

Gibraltar is probably safe for the time being. The Spanish military is currently planning their deployment to Catalonia.

adamas's picture

Why don't we give all the monkey's a sack of pebbles to throw at the Spanish invaders,  we'll show 'em ... 

Land of hope and glory , eh Bob?

Joe A's picture

Theresa May looking for her "Falklands moment"?

Come on in, Britbob and tell us how this relates to Gibraltar.

land_of_the_few's picture

"The navy has fewer hulls. Less amphibious capability. No ship-to-ship missiles. Fewer personnel. Less innovation. All for two big ships."

"Even before the launch, there were questions raised over the ship’s purpose. No aircraft will be able to fly off it until 2020. Despite a vast flight deck, it is not designed to handle fixed-wing aircraft, only the American-built vertical take-off F35, which is still in development with chronic design problems."

"The F-35 seen on board the ship at the launch was in fact a fibre glass replica, a plastic kit plane defence giant Lockheed Martin assembles for air shows and exhibitions."

"Peter Felstead, editor of authoritative military journal Jane’s Defence Weekly, said: “What was supposed to happen was that the model would be on the ski ramp of the Queen Elizabeth and a real F-35 would have flown over the event.

“But engine problems with the F-35 prevented the aircraft leaving the US and we ended up with a plastic aircraft.”"

Eyes Opened's picture

Ahhahahaha ... now dats just funny .... maybe thats what the "F" stands for in F35.... fibreglass.....  lol

roddy6667's picture

North Korea has anti-shipping missiles like Sunburn and Yakhont that can't be stopped by America or the UK's defenses. Sinking surface ships these days is like shooting puppies in a bucket.

BTW, Russia, China, Pakistan, Iran, North Korea, India and who knows who else have these missiles.