Trump Summons Generals To War Room After Hawaii Students Get "In The Event Of A Nuclear Attack" Email

Tyler Durden's picture

Here is what not to do when addressing your student population at a time when tensions with a nuclear-armed adversary are running at fever pitch: send an email to the student population with the subject title "in the event of a nuclear attack." Unfortunately for hundreds of students at the Aloha State school, that is precisely what they got in the inboxes on Monday, and as the NY Daily News notes, the message sent Cold War-style shivers down the spines of those not accustomed to the "duck and cover" drills of the 1950s, which in this day and age of pervasive snowflakyness, would be pretty much everyone.

"In light of concerns about North Korea missile tests, state and federal agencies are providing information about nuclear threats and what to do in the unlikely event of a nuclear attack and radiation emergency," says the email obtained by Hawaii News Now.

The email also told students and faculty to be aware of emergency sirens and to follow instructions on "sheltering in place."

For Hawaii, which is far closer to North Korea than the US West Coast, the threat of a nuclear attack by Pyongyang is far more tangible. Furthermore, the American military has recently practiced missile defense tests off of Hawaii, because despite international efforts for a peaceful solution, Kim and President Trump have continued to fire insults at each other, with the commander-in-chief's jabs suggesting that words could soon be replaced by "fire and fury."

The ominous email also came as the president indicated that diplomatic efforts have stalled.

Adding fuel to the fire, the Army Times reports that on Monday Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis said that America’s relationship with North Korea remains a diplomatic one, but he urged members of the military to be ready for war in case the situation breaks down. Mattis also used his keynote speech at the annual AUSA conference in Washington, D.C., to thank allies who have stood with the U.S. through the ages.

“It is right now a diplomatically, economic-sanctions-buttressed effort to try and turn North Korea off of this path,” Mattis told the audience. “What does the future hold? Neither you nor I can say.”

In contrast to some of the president’s tweets, Mattis’ comments represent a fairly regular baseline of the North Korea situation — that diplomacy has the lead, with the military ready to back it up.

“There is one thing the U.S. Army can do, and that is you have to be ready to ensure we have military options that our president can deploy if needed,” Mattis said. “The international community has spoken, but that means the U.S. Army must stand ready.“

“So if you’re ready, that’s your duty at this point and time, and I know the Army will always do its duty.”

Readiness for a major conflict was a theme throughout the secretary’s speech, which burrowed into the Army’s history and came with a series of book recommendations. The big takeaway, Mattis emphasized, was that the Army needs to be ready to go at a moment’s notice because if diplomacy fails, the military must be deployable right away.

“What we want to do is be so ready and be very much aware that we fight the way we come, that everybody in the world wants to deal with Secretary Tillerson and the Department of State, not the Department of Defense and the United States Army,” Mattis told the audience to applause.

Fast forward to Tuesday afternoon, when Trump met in the White House's Situation Room with his top defense officials, including Mattis, and Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair Gen. Dunfort for a briefing and discussion on options to respond to any North Korean aggression or if necessary to prevent Pyongyang from threatening the United States and its allies with nuclear weapons, the White House said in a statement.

It is not yet known what was discussed during today's meeting, but comes after Trump warned the world is in the "calm before the storm". Spokeswoman for the US State Department Heather Nauert confirmed the Situation Room meeting in a press briefing this afternoon. She confirmed North Korea was one of the topics along with "Turkey and Iran".

Some have speculated the meeting could have been to discuss responses to any looming North Korean missile tests – with fears of a launch on October 18. The US President has also cryptically said only "one thing" will work against North Korea and has criticised the past 25-years of US policy on the Kims.

The Situation Room – officially named the John F. Kennedy Conference Room – is used to deal with disasters and conflicts at home and abroad. It is equipped with secure communications equipment, and allows the US President to command the nation’s military across the globe.

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FreeShitter's picture

Hilarious and ridiculous

Mtnrunnr's picture

yeah. those millennial pussies being worried about a nuclear attack. YEAH. FUCK THEM. Radiation melts snowflakes.

Manthong's picture


So the NorKs have the guidance and miniaturization to hit Hawaii now?

If this is not a Psyop, nothing is.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

Shelter IN place??!! I wan't to shelter UNDER place!!!!

Bunker Boy's picture

DUCK AND COVER! No room in this shell. 

new game's picture

green-good as in save earth

yellow-as in cake. don't eat the cake

red-fuk it and shoot coke/herion speedball(not to much) while drinking heavy, yeah, ya always wanted to do it...

secretargentman's picture

What's really amazing is that a 70 year old technology has proliferated as little as it has. 

Chupacabra-322's picture

The misconception is that individuals believe we are dealing with normal, sane human beings. We're not. Far from it. What we are dealing with are sick, twisted, Pure Evil Criminal, Psychopathic, Satanic / Lucerferian elements from the CIA / Pentagram Temple of Set Scum literally making Hell on Earth.

Hell Bent on one goal: Total Complete Full Spectrum World Domination over Mankind.
These "Occult" Scum Fucks have been "Illuminated" & bought out into the light for all the World to see. And, like roaches. They're attempting to scurry back into the darkness through distraction & deception.

This impure evil has been running the world since the time of the Pharoahs, it's ancient Babylonian mysticism/paganism and it is nothing more than the worship of Lucifer; it has never died out, it just re-emerges as something far more wicked, vile and sinister. They are all the sons and daughters of satan and do what he does - kill, steal and destroy.

It would be Nieve to think that hundreds of thousands of years of control over mankind be simply turned over by the Criminal Pure Evil Psychopathic Elite.

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

In the event of a nuclear attack...

You die. Just like the rest of us. 


shovelhead's picture

Not me...

I got plastic sheeting and duct tape.

Rjh's picture

Someone tell me again why the US is evil for bombing predominantly Muslim countries? Last I heard, a Muslim majority gives up any claims you have to being a sovereign nation. 

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

Chemical massacre of the brain.

Blue Steel 309's picture

Piss off back to Israel, you snake.

quadraspleen's picture

Syria is not a Muslim country. Just saying..

Rjh's picture

Syria is like 90% Muslim

weburke's picture

Dozens of fires start over a 200 mile path trump should ask his generals who is attacking.

847328_3527's picture

Reminds me of when Bush told Americans to buy duct tape for their windows in case of an attack.

curbjob's picture


"Reminds me of when Bush told Americans to buy duct tape for their windows in case of an attack."


... the day after he bought 3M stock ?

Mtnrunnr's picture

well, they can't be getting in the way of the guys with advanced warning trying to get to their secret bomb shelters.

spastic_colon's picture

dont forget who lives in oahu home of the U of H....the king of snowflakes.....obummer....check his outbox

Ajax-1's picture

In the event of a nuclear attack, place your head between your knees and......kiss your ass goodbye.

FlaRPh's picture

Nevertheless Hawaii being attcked TWICE to start two major world wars would be something for the history books. 

Implied Violins's picture

Someone quick - check to see if any aircraft carriers are moving out of Pearl Harbor. That would be a tell.

swmnguy's picture

True, but Hawaii won't get much sympathy from Alsace, Belgium, Poland or a few others.

Archibald Buttle's picture

we'll have those hawaiians voting republican for the next 200 years!

Sirius Wonderblast's picture

Are there any minor world wars?

therealestg9's picture

Trump just met with Henry Kissinger today and posted about it on his Facebook page. This man knows exactly what he is doing, and he is no "rebel against the establishment". 

AllBentOutOfShape's picture

Either he knows exactly what he's doing, or he's being played like a LITTLE BITCH by the establishment.

Either way, we're all fucked.

BabaLooey's picture

I foresee an SNL/Baldwin farce in the mist....

..that I won't watch.....just learn about through click bait farticles....

aurum4040's picture

Independent think tanks believe they have plenty of capability to do so. I dont subscribe to the notion that we want a war on this scale. The risks outweigh any of the purported rewards. For several countries. If we wantex war wed be there now. Not everything is a complete psyop. Unless of course you believe it is. 


swmnguy's picture

Yeah, no kidding.  College kids get emails warning of possible nuclear attack and it bothers them?  Ha-ha-ha-ha.  What a bunch of crybabies, right?  

Let's remember, as fun as it is to make fun of college students they're mostly 18-22 year olds.  Remember being that age?  I sure do.  People that age are kids.  Idiots.  All idealism and no sense earned by experience, and how could they have experience; they're too young.  That's the whole point of college.  It's where people try on ideas and adulthood and idealism and try to figure it all out.

But sensible people would just go along with "Duck and Cover" bullshit?

C'mon Tylers, this is cheap and stupid.

zorba THE GREEK's picture

Is that Peter Sellers with a patch over one eye sitting in the back row?

DisorderlyConduct's picture

Ja vol, Mein Fuhrer! (salutes)

LOL. Classic. ^_^

Implied Violins's picture

Fucking Germans. They gonna bomb it AGAIN??

MrPalladium's picture

Kudos for the Animal House reference.

Belushi the Great!!

HRClinton's picture

'Muricans say the same thing: 


FlaRPh's picture

Yes, and General Jack D. Ripper, too. 

Proofreder's picture

In the event of a Nuclear Bomb ...

1) Sit on floor with back against any wall and raise knees

2) Place head between knees as far down as possible

3) Kiss your ass goodby

Saw this in the late 50's at a friend's dad in the basement.  Still true today.

land_of_the_few's picture

Hopefully they will remember not to fight in the room.

shankster's picture

'pervasive snowflakyness'  got to love that..Ha!

HRClinton's picture

1. Old pic. Has Bannon in it.

2. Who is the Ashki chick to left of Trump, that everyone is focused on?  What do AIPAC and Bibi order?

PN7's picture

Ashki chick is giving the hand-signs for what Trump just said, so the deaf people can get the gist.

land_of_the_few's picture

She's the sign language interpreter for the hard of hearing, spazzers, and Israel.

dirtyfiles's picture

if I see bottle of vodka on that table...that may be a reason to seat there..otherwise its the "showboat"

Mustafa Kemal's picture

"Hilarious and ridiculous"

I disagree, I think it is PsyOp

Dilluminati's picture

Don't these cocksuckers know how to duck and cover like a fucking turtle?

Duck and Cover staring Bert the Turtle is a 1951 Civil Defense Film

hedgeless_horseman's picture


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