North Korea: "U.S. Will Pay With Hail Of Fire" After Trump Lit "Wick Of War"

Tyler Durden's picture

It had been several weeks since we had the familiar verbal jawboning back and forth between North Korea and Donald Trump, and so to break the monotony, North Korea's foreign minister decided to lob several provocations at Donald Trump, whom Pyongyang is clearly trolling at this point, claiming that it was Trump's speech at the UN last month that "lit the wick of war", and that North Korea will make the US pay "with a hail of fire." The diplomatic also said that North Korea has "almost achieved a balance of power" with the US.


He also told TASS that to "strengthen sanctions is an act of war & attack" against North Korea.

Separately, North Korea crushed any hopes for de-escalation and de-nuclearization, something which even China has recently been asking for, and claimed that North Korea's "nuclear program guarantees peace and safety in the region" and more apropos, that the country's nuclear program will "never be a matter of discussion while the US is intent on crushing North Korea."


Which covers the words, as for the deeds, earlier today the Seoul-based Asia Business Daily reported that North korea is preparing to fire "multiple short-range rockets around the opening of the Chinese Communist Party’s twice-a-decade congress on Oct. 18" and added that the U.S. and South Korean militaries have recently spotted about 30 Scud rockets being moved from Hwangju, south of the capital Pyongyang, to a missile maintenance facility in the western coastal city of Nampo.

As usual, should Kim proceed with another test launch, he leaves the ball in Trump's court, and while until recently it was largely a given that Trump would do nothing, following his recent comments about a "calm before the storm", another provocation greenlighting a US intervention in North Korea, may be just what the president is hoping for, potential deadly retaliation which according to some estimates could kill over 2 million South Koreans, be damned.

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Shitonya Serfs's picture

Please NK, attack No-Dong...for the jokes.

D.T.Barnum's picture


hedgeless_horseman's picture


Hail of Fire is Leeroy Jenkins' favorite spell, no?

At least we'll get our Korean BBQ Chicken.

Rapunzal's picture

It is depressing that they cannot give us a break with their ongoing dog and pony show. Currently it's North Korea, before it was beheading ISIS, before that Lybia and before that Ukraine. Or was Lybia after Ukraine ? But they hire a Hollywood director for a year to spin the news and we surely get bombarded 24/7 with bull shit. Can someone fire the director of the North Korea act ? It's getting unbelievable boring. Plz time out deep state, yes I give up, take my rights and my guns. Just plz stop spreading retarded news.

Creepy_Azz_Crackaah's picture

I love the little fat dude's cute phrases.  "Hail of fire" sounds like something a six year old would proclaim.

You Hail of Fire us we'll Ring of Fire (Johnny Cash) you.

Slack Jack's picture

Engdahl says Kim Jong Un is false opposition.

Engdahl says that Kim Jong Un lived in Switzerland from 1991 until 2000. He attended the Liebefeld Steinhölzli school in Köniz near Bern. The strongest hint that Kim Jong Un is a "Pentagon" puppet and not a communist (Chinese) puppet is that he had China's best friend in Pyongyang, Jang Sung-taek, executed. He also ordered the systematic execution of all other members of Jang's family including children and grandchildren (and others that were considered too close to China).

Other hints are that he is usefully (to the US) provocative and doesn't seem to listen to China.

Engdahl also thinks North Korea is an Pentagon Vassal State, but it seems more likely that Kim Jong Un is indeed a "Pentagon" man but that North Korea is (i.e., will be treated as) an enemy state.

Remember: The first rule for fighting a (real) war is to place your own puppet as the leader of the enemy.

Also, one should not forget that Trump, Obama, Bush and Clinton are all Jews.

And as an example of how real wars are fought,....

Proof that Adolf Hitler was a double agent.

It seems pretty weird when you first read it, but its clearly true.

aloha-snackbar's picture

Really? You must be a goof...

Eyes Opened's picture


go hiking/camping/fishing & leave it all da-fuck behind u. Put your life back in perspective man...

Whilst you fret & worry over the Kimmy & Donny Show, your life is passing u by.... 

More succinctly.....  "Don't worry... be happy "....   :-)

s2man's picture

I saw that too.   I think someone snuck No-Dong in there as a joke.  Just like there is an S Creek on almost every USGS topo map.

Shitonya Serfs's picture

I re-read the graphic. I think No-Dong is the name of the missle. But, even so, use the missle with the name that keeps on giving.

researchfix's picture

Balls galore. Winner genes.

Implied Violins's picture

In a land of dicks, pussy is king.

carbonmutant's picture

I heard Won Huang Lo was head of engineering for that project.

Bill of Rights's picture

Waiter make mine a double of whatever he's having...

D.T.Barnum's picture

You want that in your usual My Little Pony sippy cup?

Bill of Rights's picture

If thats the one with the straw, then yes I do.

Hkan's picture

Any habitable planets found?

Juggernaut x2's picture

Trump needs to wait until after Top Gun 2 is released to attack NoKo as the writers need a bad guy for Mav and Goose to air battle with 

researchfix's picture

But Top Gun 2 must be about Mav riding his F35 flying piano through SUs and MIGs of 5th generation, killing them just with a mean and scary look into his HUD.

skbull44's picture

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here.

D.T.Barnum's picture

Slim Jims should just come in a pack with a couple hundred ml of whiskey and a Pall Mall.  Might as well just do cancer the right way.

Bill of Rights's picture

You'll eat you Mechanically separated chicken and like it...

flapdoodle's picture

I shudder to even think what that process involves... ah, the good old days when Slim Jims at least used more or less recognizable ingredients with a tasty sodium nitrate binder...

Bai Suzhen's picture

Has anyone ever given a reasonable explanation as to why the US is even dealing with this?  I mean, what reality do you have to live in to believe that NK is a threat to America?  My guess is that if the US just told the guy that if he attacks us he's toast, and then left the region, things would soon pretty much get back to normal.  Whatever normal means in the context of NK. 

D.T.Barnum's picture

I find it bizarre Fatty Kim spent almost a decade in Switzerland for schooling.

A: Why does a dictator's son need to go to a university?

B: Why in the west, and not China or Russia?

researchfix's picture

"I find it bizarre Fatty Kim spent almost a decade in Switzerland for schooling.

A: Why does a dictator's son need to go to a university?

B: Why in the west, and not China or Russia?"

I am sure you will find the answer in his memoires "The art of bringing down the dealer"

innocent observer's picture

anybody have an annoying little brother that acts out because he feels/is powerless?

attentiion is what he wants.

problem is... drumpf also has an insatiable desire for attention.

these are the most dangerous times since the cuban missile crisis.

ReturnOfDaMac's picture

"these are the most entertaining times since the cuban missile crisis."  --- with a reality TV, twatter in chief.  There FIFY

HominyTwin's picture

There's this thing called the military industrial complex, and it needs enemies abroad to justify its conquest of US treasury, and so its members can continue to act like their human and relevant.

nukedc's picture

DPRK is used as an excuse for Washington to test-fire its own nuclear missiles and position its military on the borders of China and Russia.

Those are the real geopolitical adversaries of Washington, but it would be less tenable to threaten China+Russia directly. They and everyone else knows it. I wish it would be as obvious to the retards who watch mainstream media, but truly, it is not.

ali-ali-al-qomfri's picture

That pic of Kim at the desk is so Pink Floyd album cover circa '71.


Juggernaut x2's picture

No one knows what its like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

Behind brown eyes

And no one knows what it's like 

To be hated

To be faded to telling only lies

(and, yes- I know that's The Who) 

moorewasthebestbond's picture

Lit the "wick of war"?


I'd like to dip my "wick" into some of Weinstein's casting couch whores... but I'm not down for sloppy seconds.

Solio's picture

When you get there, have lots of bleach on hand.

Eyes Opened's picture

Your ability to tie those 2 disparate stories together in such a creative  & visually disturbing way is astounding & I applaud your efforts with a miserable greenie...   :-)

CHoward's picture

What if:  LIL Rocket Man actually doesn't give a flying fuck?!


Ponder that Bat Man.

Cautiously Pessimistic's picture

I do not know who his speech writer is .... but.... I LOVE IT!!!   It is so colorful and exaggerated and like something you would see out of a low budget hollywood flick.

'America, you will pay the ultimate price in death and destruction as hell fire rains down upon your sons and daughters, who are drowning in their own blood, as they stare into a broken mirror only to witness the hair falling from their severed heads.  The happy and strong peoples of North Korea will celebrate for weeks after the wild dogs in America come to lick up the remains of those who suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of a superior enemy.'



gatorengineer's picture

Then he would have pulled the trigger already.  He is getting his rocks off trolling Orange Jesus......

What he is likely underestimating is the US MICs need for a war.....

buzzsaw99's picture

Sheer poetry...  [/Miss Shields]

Truth Eater's picture

They have reached military parity with US.  LOL, that is rich.  I think they have exceeded all world powers combined with their NoDong, LittleDong, LongDong and BigDong missiles.  Little fatboy rides his NoDong from his palace to the bunker every day.  All his little people marvel and say: Dear Leader, you have BiggestDong.  If they laugh, they die. 

flapdoodle's picture

Don't laugh - battle proven MiG 19's and 21's vs overpriced F-35 ... nuff said.

Eyes Opened's picture

When do we git the DingDong ??

RawPawg's picture

the "calm before the storm"

was those days we didn't have all this back and forth trash talk

Eyes Opened's picture

We're safe 'til they start with the "Yo momma was a" insults... thats when the mittens come off...   lol

wafm's picture

what about the US missiles, and countless bases ... any graphics? Go Kim.

Snaffew's picture

end reesult---the cost of authentic korean food prices should rise---invest in king oyster and shitake mushrooms.