General Kelly Makes Surprise Appearance At Press Briefing With A Message For The "Fake Media"...

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Making a surprise appearance at the daily White House press briefing today with Sarah Sanders, Chief of Staff John Kelly dismissed rumors that have flooded the media this week suggesting he's close to quitting and/or being fired by President Trump.

"I would just offer to you that, although I read it all the time fairly consistently, I'm not quitting today.  I just talked to the president. I don't think I'm being fired today. And I'm not so frustrated in this job that I'm thinking of leaving."


"I would tell you this is the hardest job I've ever had.  This is, in my view, the most important job I've ever had."

Asked what could be done to calm the frustration in the White House, Kelly offered a rather simple solution to the press:  "maybe develop some better sources."

Of course, this all follows a mini tweet storm from President Trump earlier this week which blasted the "fake news" for making up stories concerning Kelly's status in his role as Chief of Staff.

On more serious topics, Kelly said that Americans should be "concerned" about the situation in North Korea, which he described as a state that "simply can't be allowed the capability to reach the homeland."

"The American people should be concerned about a state that has developed a pretty good ICBM capability and is developing a pretty good nuclear re-entry vehicle."


"I think I speak for the administration that that state simply can not have the ability to reach the homeland."


"Right now, there's great concern about a lot of Americans that live in Guam.  Right now we think the threat is manageable but over time if it grows beyond where it is today...well, lets hope diplomacy works."

On whether or not he restricts who gets access to the Oval Office:

And more on Puerto Rico, Cuba and Isis:

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venturen's picture refreshing to be rid of Obama and his crew of LIARS

BLOTTO's picture

Is tomorrow 'calm before the storm' for Friday the 13th?

sickavme's picture



All the dieing msm is doing is generating click-bait bullshit...


... because thats all they can do...

Shemp 4 Victory's picture


well, lets hope diplomacy works.

"General Kelly, just a quick followup: any idea of a timeline when the US might begin this, ummm, diplomacy thing you mentioned?"

chunga's picture

I'd like an explanation from this fraud why he brushed off Assange.

For that matter I'd like one from the maverick outsider too who said he'd never heard about Assande's offer via Rorhabacher. He's heard of it now because he admitted it almost 2 weeks ago,

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Is it me or is the administration completely misinforming the media through fake leaks?

Now THAT would be 3d chess.

chunga's picture

I suppose. A lot of the shit coming out of the WH blows and it isn't the fault of ESPN or fake news.

nmewn's picture

Nope, it's not just you.

It's 3D,  you can find out who the leakers are (or at least in which room the NSA bugs are planted) and/or feed false stories proven to be wrong to make all your enemies in the Alinsky media look even less competent than they are  ;-)

OneStinkyDinky's picture

18D ... purposefully appearing as baboons to disguise their monkey businesses 

Mr Hankey's picture

They will continue to be what they always were,pr organ of the Anglo-Israel Communist empire.

GUS100CORRINA's picture

GOD BLESS General Kelly. 

MSM continues to prove time and time again that they are made of of DESPOTS with a REPROBATE MINDS.

I have a message for MSM and College Professors: Either get on the side of TEAM USA or GET THE HELL OUT!! Move to TURKEY and see if Erdogan lets you get away with the BULLSHIT that President TRUMP is letting you get away with!!!!

MSM ... Are you S.O.B.s listening????

curbjob's picture

Retard said "GOD BLESS General Kelly. "

My response ;

Fuck General Kelly and your "faeries at the bottom of the garden" god . 

Both have killed more humans than you've had hot meals you ignorant statist cunt.

Mr Hankey's picture


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Mr Hankey's picture

...and have this warmongering Joo Supremacist instead...

post turtle saver's picture

"develop some better sources"

this man is a pro... he just very subtly but firmly told the members of the press to STOP MAKING SHIT UP

Mr Hankey's picture

...& have the general of ISIS instead.. 

Slippery Slope's picture

Winning the war against FAKE NEWS.

Rusty Trombone's picture

He's sticking around to make sure Trump the orange bag of shit doesn't start global thermonuclear war.

swamp's picture

And what color bag of shit are you?

Response to this racist
"He's sticking around to make sure Trump the orange bag of shit doesn't start global thermonuclear war."

lenz3099's picture

Go eat a giant bag of horse dicks, you pathetic traitorous communist faggot. Go kill yourself and spare your family the shame.

Rusty Trombone's picture

Lick my balls, you moronic faggot.

curbjob's picture

My money's on him missing.

FORD_FIESTA's picture


E.F. Mutton's picture

If he had kicked Acosta in the cunt or given Chuck Todd an atomic wedgie, maybe.

Stan522's picture

It's ANYTHING they can do to undermine this POTUS and his administration. Guess what... no one is paying attention to the media, other than the sycophant Dem Lib sympathizers......

Rusty Trombone's picture

25 and see.

historian40's picture

Poetic justice for appointing so many swamp creatures to his cabinet?

BritBob's picture

There's a whole fake media empire in Argentina that keeps on about Britain usurping their mythical Malvinas islands. 

Critics of the Argentine government’s strategies and rhetoric toward the islands have coined a new verb – malvinizar – to describe how the claim for and memory of the Malvinas is used simply to divert attention away from more serious domestic socio-economic challenges . Indeed, if all claims of uti possidetis juris were resolved, the world map politically might look profoundly different today!

Ridiculous to talk about territory being 'stolen' back in 1833 when it was a 19th century norm.

Still, it's good distraction politics (Good for fools and the indoctrinated).

Falkland Islands – The Usurpation (1 pg):    

Mr Hankey's picture

Bad day for the home team Queensbeard.many more dead pedo wog redcoats then your faggot media reported HMS Sheffield - 20 dead frigate HMS Ardent total loss as was Sheffield HmS Antelope, type 42 destroyer HMS Coventry, SS Atlantic Surveyor,roll-off container, 4 Chinooks, 6 Wessex,1 Lynx ,RFA Galahad,48 KIA.All these vessels were total losses, many more killed defusing dud bombs,Taken out to sea & scuttled. A small country CAN inflict serious damage on a powerful empire I have such a raging schadenboner right now, BritWog.A beautiful day 4 the Argentine Navy.

Dragon HAwk's picture

I Think " Fake News " is the greatest Sentence that has come out in the World, this Decade. Make people think and realize  hey Yeah It's Fake, who do they think we are.

spieslikeus's picture

Regretfully, the liars are still around but hopefully after Gen. Kelly's message, they'll try to produce real news.....oh fuck, who'm I kidding?

flaunt's picture

John Kelly BTFO'd the (((press)))

Walter White's picture

he's better than the fat bible thumping broad..

Anteater's picture

2001 Pentagon Coup, Cheney authorized $50B for domestic psyop.

2013 Congress approved unlimited domestic propaganda.

2017 The Media stuck it to Mil.Gov with 'Fake News'.


This is all part of the 100th Centennial Bolshevik Revolution, in

which the Khazars liquidated 30,000,000 Orthodox Christians.

95,000,000 Americans are already jobless, homeless and MIA.


Who owns Mil.Gov, and who owns The Media?

Who holds all your $1s and $0s and 401K.

Who is preparing the Black Swan?

GunnyG's picture

And the Fake News continues to fuck themselves and the Democrats over in front of the American people.

"Never correct an enemy when he is making a mistake." Sun Tzu


wisehiney's picture

I asked my wife "What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?"

"I don't know."

"A cock that stays up all night!"

She says "That's the most fake news I've ever heard."

alangreedspank's picture
"The American people should be concerned about a state that has developed a pretty good ICBM capability and is developing a pretty good nuclear re-entry vehicle."

And that country surely isn't Ukraine.

nah's picture

Nuclear war is very bad for my country.

johnnycanuck's picture

Was Colin Powell a 4 Star General when he showed the world that vial of yellow powder and claimed Iraq had WMD's?

But hey, always believe the Generals cuz they are Honorable men. Wut?

koan's picture

Ze Homeland!!! Heil Five!!!!

Yars Revenge's picture

"They're getting crushed every day," says Kelly of 



Conscious Reviver's picture

"They're getting crushed every day,"

Not by Kelley's heros, the ISIS enablers, that's for sure.