Hillary Goes To College: Clinton In Talks To Accept Columbia Professorship

Tyler Durden's picture

Like the old joke goes: Those who can’t, teach.

And after losing an election to the most controversial and unpopular candidate in American history, Hillary Clinton is going back to school.

The New York Post is reporting, citing sources close to the Clinton camp, that the former Secretary of State is in talks to accept a professorship at Columbia University in Morningside Heights.

“She’s been in discussions about a professorship, but nothing has been locked down,” a friend of the ex-secretary of state said Thursday.

As the Post reports, the Ivy League university in upper Manhattan has been a friendly landing pad for other Democrats who have lost elections. Al Gore became a professor at Columbia’s Graduate School of Journalism a year after losing the 2000 presidential election to George W. Bush. And the school hired former mayor David Dinkins after he lost his re-election bid to Rudy Giuliani in 1993.

The former mayor told the Post that he’d be happy to see Clinton in Morningside Heights.

Columbia is familiar territory for the Clintons. The Clinton Foundation once had an office in Harlem. Her professorship would reportedly involve leading seminars about issues she is passionate about. No word yet on whether these will include a thorough deconstruction of the forces that cost her the 2016 election.

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War and Fleece's picture

The fuck drivel is this woman spouting now for nickels?

Rapunzal's picture

How low can a university go. It's a shame that criminals as long they belong to the parasitic elites are untouchable. We got a 2 tier judicial system already and a permanent revolving door between politicians, corporations and universities.

nationstates's picture

I guess the demand to have her as a corporate speaker has dried up. How much will she receive for becoming a teacher?

Åristotle's picture

"...But we think that KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING belong to art rather
than experience, and we suppose artists to be wiser than men of experience...
and this is because the former know the cause, but the latter do not. For men of
experience know that a thing is so, but do not know why, while the others know
the 'why' and the cause. ...And in general it is the sign of a man who knows, that he
can teach, and therefore we think art more truly knowledge than experience is;
for artists can teach, and men of mere experience cannot."

Surely, she will be indoctrinating not educating. Belief requires deception, whereas
Logic Speaks For Itself:


Manthong's picture


I hope they give her one.

That they are speaking to that crook at all speaks volumes about Columbia.

When Trump finally comes through with the indictment and conviction, they would get to own it, too.


I look forward to seeing  the orange cap and gown.

SickDollar's picture

it goes to show you the education level in Murika  is a big time joke

A crook/killer/power-hunger  teaching kids  what a fucken joke

strannick's picture

I hope steve bannon takes her class 

overbet's picture

I would take her class just to sit in the front row decked out in MAGA gear everyday. Obviosly Id mix in a couple "Lock Her Up" tshirts for good measure.


Im sure Bill would be there too, but for other reasons.

waspwench's picture

Don't kid yourself that you would be allowed anywhere near her in a modern, extreme left-wing university setting.

Manthong's picture


OK, so the lecture auditorium seats about 200 in an ascending stepped semicircular seating arrangement….

Professor Hillary walks to the stage area….

The first three rows fall in faint to the putrid vapors……

Emergency services and Hazmat teams are summoned …

Session is ended before it began.


It wasn't her fault... it was the Russians.


CuttingEdge's picture

What is she going to be teaching?

Diplomas in "How to lose Ungraciously" or maybe "The Benefits of Arkancide"?

nmewn's picture

Probably teach a poli-sci class on how to commit felonies as a public official and then use "the law" to cover it up. 

No doubt in a pique of fake remorse she will get Weinstein to make a generous gift and get a building named after himself on the soon to be named Clinton Commons...The Weinstein School of Graft & Corruption on Clinton Commons ; -)

jcaz's picture

No doubt see this as building brownie points to keep her out of prison.

Sadly,  everyone involved will prolly fall for this bullshit.

pods's picture

Computer science?

"This is how you wipe a server."

<grabs microfiber cloth>


Took Red Pill's picture

Those who can’t do, teach. And those that can’t teach, teach gym! Am I right?

She wouldn't even make a good gym teacher!


Ghost of Porky's picture

I found the course offering.

Inter-racial Lesbian Studies 101, Prof. H. Clinton, 7pm-9pm MWF

Kayman's picture


You forgot the bottle of bleach and rubber gloves.


Kayman's picture

nmewn- beautifully stated. Maybe we could make a Sweinstein movie out of it. 

"Those that can't, teach" is no joke. It is the truth.  And from my experience at university, those that didn't grasp the subject, by necessity, became teachers.  No one else would take them.

Sanity Bear's picture

She is a Clinton so look for a money laundering and/or immunity to prosecution angle.

Eyes Opened's picture

How to win friends, kill enemies,  & influence people (with pedo blackmail)...

Four chan's picture

how to murder and stay out of prison 101?

land_of_the_few's picture

She won't be teaching law at least - she failed her bar exam in DC. She passed the Arkansas one - it was much easier.

jcaz's picture

....So Columbia is hiring a failed lawyer as a prof.   Beyond bogus elections and appointments, what EXACTLY qualifies Hill to receive a professorship?

Professionally, she's been a disaster- got canned during Watergate for lying to her boss,  Whitewater was a mess even if you believe the Clinton line ("We weren't crooked, we were just stupid"),  and good God,  she didn't even bother to grasp the basics of handling classified materials;

THIS is what Columbia considers "Quality Faculty"???   Do they just need some money laundered or what?

Let me guess- required reading will be "What Happened"-  this is her plan to boost sales.....

Keyser's picture

Her class will be the same as her latest book, "Why I lost and whose fault it is"... That should be at 2 years worth of lectures, if you can stomach them... 

Handful of Dust's picture

I hope they require a mental disease test before allowing the kids to be exposed to her toxic ideas.

Lumberjack's picture

Bill and Chelsea were in Boston at Northeastern university last night. Chelsea fled reporters when asked about Weinstein.


Meanwhile, at the same time, Hillary was in Wales having a law school named…after her.

Hillary Clinton has received an honorary doctorate from Swansea University during a visit to the city.
The former US secretary of state and 2016 American presidential candidate was presented with the award during a ceremony at Swansea University’s Bay Campus.
She said the honour “meant the world to her”.
The university’s College of Law was also renamed the Hillary Rodham Clinton School of Law.



This gives higher education a really bad name.


3LockBox's picture

What is she going to teach?

Ways To Make Whisleblowers Suddenly Die 101

Ways To Make Others Get Suicideed 201

Homebrewed Server 101

How To Be Criminal As Shit and Avoid Jail (Master Program)

Lumberjack's picture

Home economics (using a cloth and cooking...the books), a course in clinical psychology and Criminal Injustice.

Lumberjack's picture

Jesus H Christ! Wil this bitch just go away?

Hillary Clinton warns Britain on potential trade deal with Trump


jcaz's picture

Sounds like Treason to me.....

overbet's picture

When will the charade finally end?

Stuck on Zero's picture

College: just another government agency.

RAT005's picture

Money laundering in exchange for some kickback.

Arnold's picture

That's my first thought.

Trot her out on Parent's weekend, "it's for the endowment".

Blue Steel 309's picture

Hard sciences and math are being converged more everyday. They steer students away from the good questions and away from thinking for themselves.

They protect dogmas, and discourage "uncomfortable" vectors of inquiry.

The Scientific method is only a tool, but it is being used as a weapon against new thinking. At the same time dogmas that aren't scientifically rigorous are being protected as if they were laws. It all depends on what angles the jews are trying to direct us.

And if you don't think jews are running academia, I encourage you to start parsing senior faculty and appointment lists from any major university. It doesn't taper off until you start getting to pretty small schools and 2 year colleges.

Discovery and knowledge are not near as important as cushy jobs and appointments and the suppression of the White Goyim. AA is a weapon to achieve those self serving goals for the (((self-chosenites))).

Mustafa Kemal's picture

"That they are speaking to that crook at all speaks volumes about Columbia."

Indeed, it says alot

Son of Loki's picture

Given the sordid history of Nobel prize recipients, my guess is she's get one for something.

Maybe if she killed more MENA brownies they would recognize her as a true winner.

jsgibson's picture

CS 666:  A survey of the latest information security best practices.  Learn how to  choose strong passwords, identify vulnerabilities, and eliminate insider threats.  By the end of the course students will be able to setup, use, and wipe their own secure e-mail server.  Students must provide their own hammer and a cloth or something.

Gaius Petronius's picture

Isn't Columbia where that chemistry professor David Collum teaches?  David Collum is the guy that does that end of the year blog that is posted here at zerohedge and at Chris's site.  Fantastic article by the way...   Anyway, I assume and hope he's got tenure.  If this true, this has got to be bad news for him.






SickDollar's picture

My god the idea of her in a classroom with kids scare the shit out of me


GUS100CORRINA's picture

Hillary Goes To College: Clinton In Talks To Accept Columbia Professorship

My response: This is absolute and total BULLSHIT!!!!!! What is wrong with AMERICANS who support this item including the current POTUS?This lady has absolutely nothing that is MORAL and HEALTHY to add to the education of our youth.

Let me share some quotea regarding education from a very important man ...


The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.

Abraham Lincoln

Upon the subject of education ... I can only say that I view it as the most important subject which we as a people may be engaged in.

Abraham Lincoln

Handful of Dust's picture

Crooked Hillary should be in solitary confinement for life, not exposed to these young kids.

Arnold's picture

Every Dyke and Bear loves youngsters, in a different way.