Just Two Charts

Tyler Durden's picture

Keep It Simple Stupid...

As retail investors bid the the stock market up to its most expensive ever...

 

Professionals are piling into crash risk protection...

 

"If you have been in the game for a while, and you still don’t know who the patsy is, you’re the patsy."

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Hikikomori's picture

Wow - what an eloquent "The End Times are Nigh" Zero Hedge piece!  Feel sorry for the author who spent so much time on it.

The_Juggernaut's picture

I'll keep it simple for you, stupid.  I've been in the game for a while and I'm up double and triple digits on almost every position.  Patsies are the people who listen to idiots like you.

attila404's picture

Morons like this have been selling the market for 10 years now.

gildedtime's picture

I'll sell when the Swiss National Bank starts selling their US stocks.  SNB is still adding every Q in an attempt for Central Banks to save pension liability shortfalls

 

When the Corp buybacks stop the Central Banks take over the appreciation manufacturing.

 

OpenThePodBayDoorHAL's picture

LOL confused person said "Sell" LOL

(Beavis and Butthead snorts)

Sell is prohibited, comrade. Buy is mandated, or gulag.

Central Committee decides how much Buy. Moar CTRL-P, not is problem.

To get rich is glorious.

End transmission.

yerfej's picture

Yes many are up double and triple who have said it is time to sit on the side line. We shall see how you react "IF" it collapses.

Squid Viscous's picture

don't worry, Juggernut another armchair QB prick who will tell us they sold at the top...

The_Juggernaut's picture

No.  I'll sell when my stops are triggered. 

Sorry you missed out on the bull market.  Try not to be bitter.

Squid Viscous's picture

i didn't ... up around 7 figs in 12 months, but I have been lightening up last few weeks.

you just seem like a prick, but go with it, if that's your thing

Squid Viscous's picture

been about $4 million long, mostly US large caps, do the math!

now getting out of the cap gains tax is another thing but I have some tricks up my sleeve, trust me

selling into this last melt up,

unlike "my stops will save me" clown show

The_Juggernaut's picture

You'll be making the same claims after it melts up some more, no doubt.  Always get a good laugh at people who think they can time the market.

Squid Viscous's picture

wait, what? are you schizophrenic? i never said i can time the market just selling slowly into this melt up

unlike you who will be a victim of your stops, then you won't have the balls to get back on the horse,

same old story,

 

 

The_Juggernaut's picture

Yes, I'll be a victim of having an exit plan.  lol.  I love ZH know-it-alls like you.  Fantasy windfall profits and all.

bagehot99's picture

You'll sell when your stops are triggered, and after the machines have sold everything they want to sell first.

Believe me, when I tell you this. (Former Merrill Lynch desker). 

Squid Viscous's picture

but my stop was at X.XX! you dirty motherfuckers!

The_Juggernaut's picture

"I know what I'm doing.  Trust me, I worked for a broker."

Awesome. lol

Squid Viscous's picture

good one juggernuts,

lol, I worked for a pimp, but trust me i don't have AIDS

fucking parasite,

Don Sunset's picture

I'm calling it here after waiting for 9 years.

Buy FAZ.

Sell EVERYTHING ELSE.

Snaffew's picture

maybe i'll wait for a 1:4 reverse split and then buy it in the teens in a few months

 

kenny500c's picture

How about SH (short S&P 500) since in a rising rate environment financials should outperform the rest of the S&P 500.

Don Sunset's picture

Who will pay when folks/companies walk away from their huge debts?

screw face's picture

...... at this stage of the game it's all about the velocity of money.

 

...moar toast and popcorn.

ted41776's picture

DOW 100K HERE WE COME!!!!

Quivering Lip's picture

S&P price to EBITDA is nothing compared to the Russell 2K.

Bubbles bubbles everywhere. Buy Buy Buy or bye bye bye?

onthedeschutes's picture

Crashes don't happen when so many people have "crash insurance".  Excess crash insurance provides market lift.

Bonaparte's picture

Wow time to bail out ! Sell everything, mine yer Bitcoins and paper you stash with Chinese Yuans.  I bet I can buy Illinois state bonds and make a killing when the bond yield busts the ceiling, too.

Bonaparte's picture

Wow time to bail out ! Sell everything, mine yer Bitcoins and paper you stash with Chinese Yuans.  I bet I can buy Illinois state bonds and make a killing when the bond yield busts the ceiling, too.