Facebook Now Wants Your Nude Photos

Tyler Durden's picture

To combat ‘revenge porn’, Facebook is now asking users to send in their nudes, to test a new anti-revenge porn technology.

A pilot program is currently underway in Australia, where one in five women aged 18-45 and one in four Indigenous Australians are victims. It appears, Facebook made the right choice to test out Australian users before a much wider and or global rollout occurs.

Australian Government, e-Safety Commissioner Julie Inman Grant said victims of “image-based abuse” would be able to censor images before posted on Facebook’s platform(s).

Grant further said, “we see many scenarios where maybe photos or videos were taken consensually at one point, but there was not any sort of consent to send the images or videos more broadly.”

According to the Daily Mail, sending your nudes to Facebook will stop the so-called ‘revenge porn’ phenomenon:

  • The trial requires users to send naughty pictures to themselves via Facebook Messenger.
  • Ms Grant said: ‘It would be like sending yourself your image in email, but obviously this is a much safer, secure end-to-end way of sending the image without sending it through the ether.’
  • Once the image has been sent, Facebook will then ‘hash’ the image – create a digital fingerprint or link.
  • Ms Grant explained: ‘They’re not storing the image, they’re storing the link and using artificial intelligence and other photo-matching technologies.
  • ‘So if somebody tried to upload that same image, which would have the same digital footprint or hash value, it will be prevented from being uploaded.’
  • If the technology works , the photo should never appear on Facebook.

Facebook announces measures against revenge porn

Antigone Davis, head of global safety at Facebook, said ”the safety and well-being of the Facebook community is our top priority”. And to provide such safety, Facebook wants your nude pictures.

She also added, “as part of our continued efforts to better detect and remove content that violates our community standards, we’re using image matching technology to prevent non-consensual intimate images from being shared on Facebook. These tools, developed in partnership with global safety experts, are one example of how we’re using new technology to keep people safe and prevent harm”.

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We ask one simple question: What Rights Does Facebook Have to Your Photos?

In Facebook’s terms of service: “You own all of the content and information you post on Facebook”.

...but Facebook gets a “non-exclusive, transferable, sub-licensable, royalty-free, worldwide license” to your photos.

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Conclusion- don’t take nudes and problem solved. Otherwise, some creepy techie in Silicon Valley along with artificial intelligence will be admiring what you do on a personal level. SkyNet called it wants your nude pictures.

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Cluster_Frak's picture

hahahaha, CIA already knows what my c**k looks like

erkme73's picture

Thumbnail brought me here...

RedPillGirl's picture

I'll upload my nudes when I'll be 90.


Ramesees's picture

1 in 4 abos

Seems legit


Who the fuck is revenge porning abos?!?!?

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I thought I'd seen everything until this.

Wait, clearly I have not seen all the nudes. Thank God there is now a 'safe' repository for them.

Just another sign of the coming Apocalypse.


Billy the Poet's picture

Such images would be useful for matching purposes in a publicly deployed visual recognition system. If you can't match the face here are some moles, tattoos, scars, etc. to add into the mix.

RAT005's picture


<----Chick on left

<----Chick on right

God Emperor's picture

I want suckerberg to retina scan my brown eye.

loebster's picture

That little joo who runs Facebook seems to wannabe a Weinstein deviant.

Sexual Deviancy Everywhere. http://bit.ly/1sPfpWk

Luc X. Ifer's picture

Nope retard. You don't get what hashing is. They will generate a unique number based signature by using machine learning aka artificial intelligence image recognition it's kind of a cyberspace social number once they'll get it you are fucked, practically prisoner of the system. Exactly like the natives used to be scared by the photo devices thinking that they will have their souls stolen you shall be scared about this posibility.

AllBentOutOfShape's picture

These little Kikesuckers can take selfies with their own little peckers and/or muffs and upload it to facebook themselves.

Rusty Shorts's picture

He will turn your brown eye blue.

land_of_the_few's picture

He won't be able to do it from a photo. Be careful what you wish for.

mstyle's picture


Please send Facebook videos of you having sex. If you don't have a video camera Facebook will give you one free of charge.  

We will use this video to help stop potentially unwanted videos of you having sex from getting into someone's hands it shouldn't.  

If you are ever sexually assaulted we can also compare the audio of you having sex with the audio we recorded from your attackers phone  mic (assuming it was on their person) and help you with you in pursuing charges....so make sure you're loud and moan a lot. 


The Zuck

Manthong's picture


Hey zkrf*ckr….

…you do not have a UHD landscape display big enough for me..

CaptainObvious's picture

Well, I'm conflicted.  I voted chick on right, but it feels wrong to downvote those tits.


So let me get this straight.  Facebook  wants people to voluntarily send in their nude photos so nobody will ever see them on Facebook.  There are three basic issues with this.

1) Can't the CIA spooks running that website just ask the good ole boys at the NSA for the photos?  You know they have them.  For that matter, wasn't the CIA caught performing domestic surveillance?  They should already have them.

2) People would be sending nude photos of themselves over the internet.  Have not the hackings of Target, the IRS, Anthem Health, Exquifax, etc. proven that there is no such thing as internet security?  Anybody with half-assed hacking skills would be able to access those images.  And post them everywhere.  And sell them to the porn sites.

3) It will only take one disgruntled asshole ten seconds to bring this whole plan crashing down.  It only took one butthurt antifa fuckwit to close down the POTUS' Twatter account.  It will only take one pervert to get caught distributing these images for fun or profit.  It will only take one sick bastard trying to blackmail some random chick...pay me 100 bitcoins or I send this photo out everywhere.  One person can invalidate all the time and money spent on this frankly creepy and repulsive bit of software.  The risk is insane, not just for the people sending in their naughty snapshots, but also in the liability to which Fuckbook would be exposing itself.  I can't believe the shareholders are going for this.  Oh, wait, Fuckbook shareholders are naturally devoid of functional brain cells.  Sorry, my bad.

Rusty Shorts's picture

My buddy who worked at Wal Mart way back in the day (early 90's). Back then most people were still using cameras which used film...which needed to be developed. So Wal Mart naturally had a film developing department back then, and this is were my buddy worked...hahahahaa, to make a long story even longer, my buddy had an amazing picture album. The End

Pernicious Gold Phallusy's picture

My buddy went to Iraq in Desert Storm with a fairly nice camera. As soon as the women on base found out, they began asking him to take special photos for their menfolk back in the states. Not only did he have lots of photo albums, most of the ladies were VERY grateful....

Cardinal Fang's picture

I'm sorry, but women in the military don't have menfolk.

Know what I mean?

SybilDefense's picture

With all the naked photos online readily available for use, why do they need/want more?  Snatch and release.

rpboxster's picture

4) won't work if the photo is not taken by you or on your device to send.

Mr. Schmilkies's picture

Kardashian on the right right? 

cheka's picture

send them in....for  your protection

just the tip

pods's picture

I can see it now: Expert testimony about a puckered starfish. 


Automatic Choke's picture

my favorite puckered photo:

image of jesus in a dog's butt.

warning - not safe while drinking coffee.



logicalman's picture

Whenever I see an image of ________ (fill in the blank) looks like Jesus, I always wonder how the person proposing such a thing knows what Jesus looked like.

I was drinking beer, so I knew I'd be safe!

Giant Meteor's picture

Photo shopped but I  just had to look. Sure maybe it wasn't the Zapruder film, but I have a natural curiousity, (yes that can cause trouble.)

Bad, definitely very bad ..


nmewn's picture

Yep, embrace the gloom! ;-)

Bigly's picture

Future blackmail.

Nothing should be digitized or on your phone that can be lorded over you!

Bring back Poloroid One Step!!!

PT's picture

1.  Idiot Trap.
2.  Some naive idiots are about to learn the hard way.

Giant Meteor's picture

My very first thought reading the tagline was, "get the fuck outta here!" 

lil dirtball's picture

> It really is over.

It's only just begun. Digital panopticon.


"Send your pictures to dear old Captain Noah

Send today, send right away,

Send your pictures to dear old Captain Noah

Your colored pic, will do the trick.

Send your pictures to dear old Captain Noah,

We’ll hang them high, in the TV sky."

How far away.

techpriest's picture

Wait, clearly I have not seen all the nudes. Thank God there is now a 'safe' repository for them.

Now here's what I don't get: there are already exabytes worth of porn out there, why didn't they just download that? There's no shortage of test material for their purposes.

I'd love to know what mid-level manager thought this up and what his line of reasoning was. Maybe they didn't want to have to sign a deal with amateur porn sites and pay a non-zero amount of money? Otherwise, very suspicious.

PT's picture

I hear that all the pictures will be cc'd to an A. Weiner.  He'll have plenty of "time" to examine them.

Rigger's picture

78% of all statistics are made up... I can't imagine anyone wanting to take nudes of abo women...

God Emperor's picture

Don't be shy girl, your nudes are leaked...I mean safe with us.

- Facebook -

Refuse-Resist's picture

It's a new method of pre-selecting their future victims.


nmewn's picture

You're such a tease ;-)

boattrash's picture

I would send them a close up of my asshole, but I've never had a FB account and never will.

God Emperor's picture

You should made one just for that.

Let them retina scan your brown eye.

logicalman's picture

I'm torn between boattrash's approach to FB and yours!

FB is not something I'm ever likely to have anything to do with, even for comedic purposes.


phatfawzi's picture

you know thats exactly whats going to happen, bunch of guys are going to send a pic of their junk. i love it. 

nmewn's picture

Wouldn't it be kewl if Donna Brazile showed us her dick? She said its pretty big, she said so in her new book! ;-)

Dsyno's picture

Dude, stop your "celebrity-leaks" spam. Most here haven't caught on yet that you're just another fucking spammer, spamming your website in every comment.

Thumbs-down his shit, people.