Are You Still Here?

Tyler Durden's picture

The last few weeks of disgusting exposés from various so-called celebrities have proven one thing for sure - you cannot trust a single one of them... But then we knew that a year ago when half the liberal media world declared they would leave if Donald Trump was elected President... They didn't!

As a reminder, Canada’s immigration website crashed from heavy traffic as it looked increasingly likely that Trump would win.

Here is a list of some of the celebs who claimed they would move out of the U.S. under a Trump administration. (via The Hill)

Actors

Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won. “Absolutely, I would definitely move,” the “Breaking Bad” star said on “The Bestseller Experiment” podcast. “It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”

Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins. “If that motherf---er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” the movie star quipped to Jimmy Kimmel.

Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.” The star and creator of HBO’s “Girls” has been a vocal advocate for Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee.

Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowedto move back home to Canada, while “Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.

Singers

Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.”

Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad. “I am moving if he is president,” the young pop star said. “I don’t say things I don’t mean!”

Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”

Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada and be neighbors with fellow R&B singer Drake if the country elected Trump.

Comedians

Comedian Amy Schumer said in September that Spain would be her destination of choice. “My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s “Newsnight.” “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”

Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago. “I did buy a house in another country just in case,” the comedian and talk show host said during an appearance on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”

Former “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers” if the real estate mogul wins.

Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the “The View”, said on an episode of the talk show earlier this year that if the country elects Trump, “maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”

Keegan-Michael Key said he would flee north to Canada. “It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”

Hispanic comedian George Lopez said Trump “won’t have to worry about immigration” if he takes the White House because “we’ll all go back.”

Political Figures

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg joked in an interview with The New York Times in July that it’d be time to move to New Zealand if Trump were to win. “Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she said quoting her husband who died in 2010. “I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president. For the country, it could be four years. For the court, it could be — I don’t even want to contemplate that.” Ginsburg later apologized for her comments, calling them “ill-advised.”

Civil rights activist Al Sharpton told a reporter earlier this year that he’s “reserving my ticket out of here if [Trump] wins.”

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One year later... and they're all still here.

Perhaps the lesson is those who 'virtue signal' the most, are often the most lack in virtue.

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HockeyFool's picture

If all these assclowns left today, no one would miss them

YUNOSELL's picture

Canada real estate too expensive now even for Celebs -- only the Chinese can afford now

IH8OBAMA's picture

They are just typical liberal liars.

 

E.F. Mutton's picture

I wish Ruth Bader Ginsburg and John McCain would volunteer for a self-driving Tesla ride.

Through Somalia.

skbull44's picture

We don't need them. Canada has enough of our own virtue-signalling buffoons

https://olduvai.ca.

vato poco's picture

forget it, Jake. it's ChinaHollyNgton

Ahmeexnal's picture

Bunch of asswipes...like anyone really expected them to keep their word.

Goldencrapshoot's picture

Strange timing with Hollyweird turning on each other for their deviant shit. Enjoying the show!

old naughty's picture

having heard from them much lately...

eatthebanksters's picture

I think they all should receive a little help and encouragement on their exit from their conservative friends.

cheka's picture

puppets of skype bosses.  they do what they are told

Lumberjack's picture

A friend of mine and his wife went to Nova Scotia this fall. They saw a few MAGA hats and bumper stickers there. No Hillary shit whatsoever. He is a bit outspoken about things and the locals seemed to be conservative and agree with his point of view.

secretargentman's picture

Perhaps Cher was referring to Jupiter, Florida. 

Village-idiot's picture

"Let's see how fast this baby will go!"

nope-1004's picture

Rosie and Whoopi don't need an election to leave.

Just f'n go!  Get the hell out!

 

Fish Gone Bad's picture

George Lopez opened a restaurant in Casino Morongo out by Palm Springs, Chingon Kitchen, so it doesn't look like he is headed to Mexico.

nmewn's picture

He's a fag, I remember him making a big fucking deal walking through the airport..."to fly home"...talking shit the whole time. 

If I ever get around Palm Springs (God only knows why I would but still...lol) I'll make sure to stop by his establishment.

To be a complete dick of a customer ;-)

Katos's picture

You could go AND SHIT on the floor In his bathroom! Stink up the place!

True Blue's picture

And leave soiled diapers in his parking lot and on 'his' stretch of beach -just so he can appreciate the glorious 'culture' which 'his' people insist on bringing everyplace else in the US.

That said, can someone explain this quote?

"Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”

Who was interviewing that dried up old vag? Last I checked, 60 Minutes claims to be an American television program; so she must have been referring to that bleeding anal sore in the Middle East, 'Isrea-hell.'

The admission that 60 Minutes (and/or the interviewer) is clearly not American must have just been a Fraudian slip, right? Typo? Or they just don't care if the sheep get clued in at this point.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Rosie's ex-wife wanted to make sure Rosie was out of her life so badly that she committed suicide.

Too soon?

E5's picture

Too bad Liberals are the only ones who go on shooting rampages.  Making an example out of these people would make for a more reserved Hollywood banter.

unrulian's picture

wrong, you can still get a fixer upper in rural Nova Scotia for 60 grand....on the ocean. if you want a few acres 120k...Canadian so take 25% off that if American $.

HRClinton's picture

You sure Canada wants these douchebags?

Yeah, probably.

JuliaS's picture

Can anyone explain to me what actors actually do.

scintillator9's picture

Prostitutes do things for money, and may even pretend to love one for a while.

Actors do things for money, and may even pretend to love their fans for a while.

I was at Comic Con a number of years back, and one actor candidly did say that acting and prostitution are closely related for an actor will do things for money, just like a prostitute.

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

and funded by ((whom))? 

Well... by any schmuck to wastes their money on the talentless crap excreted by these fools. 

Starve the beast. 

 

booboo's picture

When I think of actors I think of Laurence Olivier, Peter Cushing and such, these self absorbed loud mouth donkey whores not so much. But then again the big screen is dead for a reason, most Americans are turned off by their off screen screeds.

STP's picture

Steve McQueen and Roy Schieder, come to mind.  RIP

techengineer's picture

Would be nice to have a Nation without these deviants.

silverserfer's picture

its kinda hard to move anywhere once you've melted. 

cats: all your safe space are belong to us.

JustPrintMoreDuh's picture

Assholes.

 

Full of shit.

 

DaBard51's picture

A go-fund-me project; one-way tickets.

 

 

When nine hundred years old youbecome, look this good you will not.

Bryan's picture

I hear Jupiter still has some vacancies left.

buzzsaw99's picture

they wanted hitlary.  they wanted her.  that tells us all we need to know about the morals of that bunch.  hitlary is, imo, the most corrupt, ruthless, semi human disgusting it-thing since caligula.  they wanted her.  i didn't want trump or hitlary, but that bunch wanted it-thing, they preferred it-thing to all others.   subhumans all.

You still here? Vanish, Joker, most ricky-tick, and take Rafterman with you... [/Lt. Lockhart, Full Metal Jacket]

Village-idiot's picture

They wanted Hillary to win because they knew she wouldn't go after the Hollywood paedos and other sickos.

Birds of a feather...

buzzsaw99's picture

i left off treasonous, vile, and demented.  i really should compose my thoughts better.

GreatUncle's picture

Well after Spacey came out the rest probably are the same.

It does seem to be a power thing, if you have power you are a paedo.

If you have no power though .... VERY HARD TO BE A PAEDO ... hence not a paedo here.

Citizen G's picture

hopefully they are just having trouble selling their homes, and are still planning on leaving. You think rocket man can reach Hollywood yet? One can only hope.

JackMeOff's picture

I contributed $50 to the gofundme one way ticket to Canada for Lena Dunham.  Last month gofundme refunded me the money.

Village-idiot's picture

Canada doesn't want 'em.

It should have been a one-way ticket to Timbuktu.

True Blue's picture

A new Prius, a tank of free gas and a map depicting the fastest driving route to either Africa or Australia. "In 500 yards, turn left and merge into the Gulf of Mexico. Then continue eastbound for 1,300 miles..."

VWAndy's picture

 Well if ya think thats a nice buncha folks. Think how many swamp critters are still around? You would think at least one of um woulda fallen down some stairs or somthin.

  Yankin ur chain. lol funny stuff. So its a double chain yank. These tools said they would leave and Trump said he was gonna drain the swamp. Heady stuff. lol None of them actually intended to do it. Its all for show! you know this man!

just the tip's picture

you're right.  but i still think it would be fun to get about sixty guys, and do a seal team six on these fuckers.  drive them to the border and say, "here ya' go".  especially sammy jackson and babs.

actually, it would only take about four guys, or maybe three guys and danica patrick.  but the after party would be "for the ages" with sixty.  ten strippers dancing for four guys?  i dunno.........

Dank fur Kopf's picture

Where else are the leftist elite going to abuse people and get away with it outside Hollywood? Of course they'll stay.