Are You Still Here?

Tyler Durden's picture

The last few weeks of disgusting exposés from various so-called celebrities have proven one thing for sure - you cannot trust a single one of them... But then we knew that a year ago when half the liberal media world declared they would leave if Donald Trump was elected President... They didn't!

As a reminder, Canada’s immigration website crashed from heavy traffic as it looked increasingly likely that Trump would win.

Here is a list of some of the celebs who claimed they would move out of the U.S. under a Trump administration. (via The Hill)


Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won. “Absolutely, I would definitely move,” the “Breaking Bad” star said on “The Bestseller Experiment” podcast. “It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”

Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins. “If that motherf---er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” the movie star quipped to Jimmy Kimmel.

Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.” The star and creator of HBO’s “Girls” has been a vocal advocate for Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee.

Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowedto move back home to Canada, while “Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.


Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.”

Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad. “I am moving if he is president,” the young pop star said. “I don’t say things I don’t mean!”

Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”

Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada and be neighbors with fellow R&B singer Drake if the country elected Trump.


Comedian Amy Schumer said in September that Spain would be her destination of choice. “My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s “Newsnight.” “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”

Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago. “I did buy a house in another country just in case,” the comedian and talk show host said during an appearance on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”

Former “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers” if the real estate mogul wins.

Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the “The View”, said on an episode of the talk show earlier this year that if the country elects Trump, “maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”

Keegan-Michael Key said he would flee north to Canada. “It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”

Hispanic comedian George Lopez said Trump “won’t have to worry about immigration” if he takes the White House because “we’ll all go back.”

Political Figures

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg joked in an interview with The New York Times in July that it’d be time to move to New Zealand if Trump were to win. “Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she said quoting her husband who died in 2010. “I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president. For the country, it could be four years. For the court, it could be — I don’t even want to contemplate that.” Ginsburg later apologized for her comments, calling them “ill-advised.”

Civil rights activist Al Sharpton told a reporter earlier this year that he’s “reserving my ticket out of here if [Trump] wins.”

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One year later... and they're all still here.

Perhaps the lesson is those who 'virtue signal' the most, are often the most lack in virtue.

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serotonindumptruck's picture

The OP forget the jew Noah Wyle.

QIG's picture

Proof positive how well they can tell the truth, and what their speech means, which is "nothing", and "empty".

EemieMeanieMinieMoe's picture

I think they should all go. I do not know what they provide for America anyway, they all live in a 'make-believe' world play-acting as something they are not. Hell, they would all play the part of Hitler, Pol Pot, or Stalin if the 'part' paid enough. GTFO (as you can plainly see, their 'word' means nothing). Nothing but a group of whores, all of them.......

Giant Meteor's picture

Shocking ..

It has come to my attention, that sometimes people talk shit, especially when emotionally disraught, attempting manipulation, or play acting ..

Sometimes all three at once !

wisehiney's picture

Mr Moore's house in Alabama will be available when he goes to Washington.

The fresh country air and the peace and quiet there would help alleviate all of that stress.

I bet some of the local's would throw them a nice torch light parade to welcome them to the neighborhood too.

moorewasthebestbond's picture

Flog all of them repeatedly in the public square.

Boing_Snap's picture

Thank you, thank you, we have far too many Libtards in Canada now.

Anymore and we'll have to all go through lybotomies so that Libtards don't get feelings inadequancy 

Lets hope they find a cure soon.


Village-idiot's picture

Canada refused to take them.

Solio's picture

So we're stuck with this low life trash.

CRM114's picture

Even if you don't like your low-life trash, you can still keep them ;)

CRM114's picture

We have standards, eh?

Who knew?

shovelhead's picture

Can I sue for Breech of Contract?

Avichi's picture

Hi Pedophiles/Rapist/HitLIARY Faminist Lesbians of HOLLYWOOD  The home PRICES have crashed in CANADA - F**** OFF From USA ! You MOFuc....You deserve the "Socialism" and the Canadian FREE HEALTCARE 



bluskyes's picture

Because hollywood mouth is only good for lies, and sucking young boys penis

Vigilante's picture

It was all a psy-op of sorts.

Telling their fans, if you don't vote for Billary, you'll never see me again.

Snout the First's picture

I think they ought to relocate to a paradise where the policies they keep on trying to shove down our throats have already been implemented and have come to fruition. Someplace like Venezuela. 

cheech_wizard's picture

At least one of the above has changed his tune...

Actor Bryan Cranston has no time for people who hope Donald Trump will fail as president.

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the “Breaking Bad” star admitted that Trump was “not the person who I wanted” in the White House.

Indeed, Cranston vowed before the 2016 presidential election to move to Canada should Trump win. (He didn’t end up making the move north, however.)

“That being said, he is the president. If he fails, the country is in jeopardy,” Cranston said in the piece published online Monday.

“It would be egotistical for anyone to say, “I hope he fails,’” he added. “To that person I would say, fuck you. Why would you want that? So you can be right?”

blahzay's picture

I read the article too and had similar thoughts.  Not to Cranston, but to yours, cheech.   No one seems to input into the Hollywood anti-Trump equation that a large percentage of box office income is from offshore.  So, there actors and actresses (OMG how politically incorrect can I get) are just playing the fiddle so the foreigners will drop more money in their hat.  Nothing more.

truthalwayswinsout's picture

Clooney did move to London but was back in 60 days saying it was too dangerous to live there and raise children.

But my dream I had about all of these stars is actually coming true.

The world will be perfect when they all make $50K per year and no more.

Disconnect from cable, get a VPN and watch everthing for free. It is your patriotic duty.

BeerMe's picture

So Clooney...Unfettered immigration is too dangerous.  But you want it here!  Fucking douche.

MaxThrust's picture

A friend of mine said there is a new site based in Russia of all places that offers free streaming of video. No need to download torrents anymore.

The only way to kill these Hollywood pedos is to defund them.

Can anyone think of a really good movie that has come out of Hollywood in the last ten years that you could not live with yourself if you did not see it? I cannot.

ThorAss's picture

They didn't need to move to Canada, they could have just moved to some of the juicier parts of Baltimore or Chicago and enjoy continuing Demoncratic living and without guns (due to the gun bans). And Clueknee thought London was unsafe. Ha Ha

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

Whatta buncha huge lugers.

williambanzai7's picture

That's quite a douche rack.

samsara's picture

Do we have the list of those who said they would hold their breath?

Hey Assholes's picture

Excellent start for my boycott list.

redmudhooch's picture

They're actors, they make a living by lying.

Just like politicians.

helloimjohnnycat's picture

Those joo parasites and their multicult trained monkeys, will not, cannot, leave their motherly hosts.

For stinkin' hypocrite jooz, the USA is not the Peace Corps....

The hours of work are short, and the pay is too great.

jooz have the dumbed-down, dumb-fondled, dumbfuckin' Goy paying for the very glue jooz use to scoop-up & sticky-finger our extra bucks.

FakeTapper's picture

No one gives a fuck. 

FakeTapper's picture

No one gives a fuck. 

TRM's picture

As a canuck I'm so glad they came to their senses and DIDN'T move here. We don't want your libtards, we've got enough of our own.

disagreeableness's picture

Whoopi Goldberg is a comedian?

VWAndy's picture

 Im thinkin they would move if Trump started draining the swamp.

helloimjohnnycat's picture

MAGA with MADA. 

Send those jooz to MADA **



** Madagascar

skunzie's picture

All are pusillanimous pieces of poop.  Spineless.  No one with two brain cells firing simultaneously will ever listen to these dolts and take anything they say seriously.

Dickguzinya's picture

Losers, degenerates, morally bereft, selfish, anti-American scumbags.  Nobody cares about you or your ilk.  Do us all a favor and leave.  And take your fetid odor with you as you exit this, the greatest of all countries.

max_is_leering's picture

Cher: "I want to move to Joopiter if Trump becomes President"

Whoopi: "Cher, I want to move to ur anus"

Sudden Debt's picture

All BS and lies.

Remember, those people are rapists and sociopaths. 

they think the rape of children is a minor thing and when somebody who wins the presidential race isn't black, they're upset and say rascist things.

Why isn't there ever a complaint when these people do hatespeech against white people?

Manipuflation's picture

Who?  I did not notice or care.

sevensixtwo's picture

hard to say... where is "here?"

TN VOLUNTEER's picture

...The discontented cannot and will not be allowed to vomit all that stupidity in other countries...America, we have Freedoms too precious to waste in such garbage!

yarpos's picture

They probably tried but nowhere would accept them.

idontcare's picture

It seems Bryan Cranston changed his view of Trump for the better since the election, at least according to some of his lauditory tweets over the past month of POTUS.

steelrules's picture

Keep your rogues gallery of misfits, they wouldn't like it up here after next election, I predict the whole country will take a hard right.


blahzay's picture

Starting with being grossed out by Muslim Brotherhood-led NFL players who suddenly hate America.

waterfinder's picture

I do like George Lopez' quote, but I don't see that happening either.

rockstone's picture

After Weiner/Weinstein/Spacey/CK they're too busy worrying about who's next to give a shit.

PitBullsRule's picture

They don't have to move, because this aint America anymore.

theprofromdover's picture

MASTMOA in Hollywood

(Morons are shooting their mouths off again)

Craven Moorehead's picture

The main problem with the Hollywood elite coming to Canada, is if you want to masterbate in front of someone, your dick will freeze off