Is It A Bird? A Plane? No, It's A Giant Penis: Navy Apologizes For Pilot's Pornographic Sky-Writing

Tyler Durden's picture

Residents of Okanogan County, Washington woke up to some rather unusual cloud formations this morning courtesy of a couple of artistic Navy pilots stationed in nearby Whidbey Island.  Not surprisingly, the giant sky penis, which was described as the "most monumental thing to happen in Omak" by one Twitter user, sparked a wave of hilarious social media responses.

A local TV station in Okanogan, County, KREM-2, reached out to the Navy for a comment on the incident and promptly received the following apology which described the event was "absolutely unacceptable" and "of zero training value"...which we honestly find incredibly shocking as we've always lived under the apparently false illusion that if we were to ever find ourselves in a dogfight over the skies of Iraq that a carefully timed "penis maneuver" could be the difference between life and death.


As the Washington Examiner noted, a subsequent Navy statement identified the sky artists as members of the "Electronic Attack Squadron 130" who fly the Boeing E/A-18 Growler.

"The Navy apologizes to anyone who was offended by this unacceptable action.  The Officers and Sailors of the United States Navy are professionals, held to the highest standards, while serving our nation with pride around world. The actions of this aircrew were wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values. We have grounded the aircrew and are conducting a thorough investigation - and we will hold those responsible accountable for their actions.


The Navy statement, which referred to "a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground," said the aviators were flying an E/A-18 Growler assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron 130, which are known as the "Zappers."


"An investigation into this flight will be conducted and if appropriate, the aviator(s) responsible will be held accountable," the statement said.

Meanwhile, this guy seems to have high hopes of sparking a Navy/Air Force pornographic sky writing competition...which seems like a truly genius plan, if we understand it correctly.

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Perimetr's picture

No, No. No

It's an ICBM!!

lik1999's picture

Oh, come on, just name it -  It is Putin! 


Av8or's picture

Probably a couple of female pilots.

Mr Hankey's picture

Then it woulda been a giant vag.

BaBaBouy's picture

Our TAX Dollars At Work Again ~ ~ ~

knukles's picture

Another Conspiracy Theory becomes Conspiracy Fact

RAT005's picture

Is this related to controlled chemtrails are impossible?

tenpanhandle's picture

There they go shooting our wad.

Déjà view's picture

Too much 'offense' $'$...too much time...not circumcised!

Future generations not amused with huge frivolous burden placed upon them...

Croesus's picture

Must've been a secret coded message for Lindsey Graham, and the rest of the DC pedo-politicos:

"Pizza party at Gates's place".

Automatic Choke's picture

question:    does anybody have experience skywriting?    I find it hard to believe that you can "draw" in the sky in real-time.   I suspect that most skywriting is done with pre-arranged maneuvers, and that nowadays, there are autopilot drivers that convert some graphics drawn on a screen into stick and rudder actions.

if that is the case, what is the liklihood that the pilots thought they were writing something completely different, and that one of their buddies back at the base hacked the drawing routines?


no ice's picture

Exactly.  I call BS on the "Navy pilot" narrative.  There is no way in hell that weiner was drawn in the sky by Navy pilots.  Are people so gullible to believe that?  I've seen similar patterns, like ovals and such, in the sky above me multiple times over the years.  Those white lines are either chemtrail related or done by some off-planet craft.  At the very least maybe this story will get people to look up and take note of what is going on above their heads.  

Mr Hankey's picture

Hay-zoos Hector Christo ,scourged& tacked,get a sense of humor.

Lost My Shorts's picture

If the perps were trans-gender, then it's OK.  They were just being who they are.  But if cis-hetero-male, I hope they never run for office.  I see tearful accusations on CNBC about how unsafe they made the women of Omak feel with this act of harrassment.

Mr Hankey's picture

Sarc? What's going on above my head is I'm getting pissed & spooged on 24/7 by the MIC,literally. Maybe that was your joke?

Casey Jones's picture

Maybe a geoengineering pilot gone rogue. and MSM is gamely calling it "jet condensation trails".

shovelhead's picture

Nice to know aliens have dicks that look familiar.

Do I have to worry about getting abducted by fag aliens? That would be a tough story to tell.

InjectTheVenom's picture

was Glen Quagmire piloting that jet ?

Giggggggittttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Alarmist's picture

I'm OK with the giant schlong in the sky, but the pansy who apologized for it needs to take it up his nether regions.

Only problem here is that the pilot didn't complete at least one complete holding turn to lend a bit of plausible deniability ... I see two entries and one hold.

Deathrips's picture

Thats 1/4 the size of the dick they been fucking taxpayers up the ass with for the last 100 years.

Anyone tired of it yet?





Manthong's picture


Oh, F me with a transgender penis…..




Billy the Poet's picture

Hard evidence of cumtrails.

Jim Ludwig's picture

Thank you Billy. The main wash of comments here are rather severe evidence of mass ignorance of what we are being sprayed with; which is anything deep state want the masses sprayed with. Cumtrails are actually Stratospheric Aerosol Geoengineering. Amazing how deep state has programmed the masses into not being able to LOOK UP! and THINK! at the same time.


Deep state is "cumming" all over everything....


bigkahuna's picture

most productive thing the DoD has done in my lifetime - the comedic value here is unsurpassed.

a Smudge by any other name's picture

Given. Truly proud of our tax dollars at this piece of work.


I am surprised none of the pilots here have taken objection to "no training value".


It's quite a feat of piloting to accomplish this design. The precision of those turns coming right through the "burble" and executing those forms around the balls? He did a figure-8 for the balls. But then the really straight lines up and down the shaft? It's really quite impressive.

Dude, it's  a massive dick in the sky. How is that not impressive?

HopefulCynical's picture

Exactly. All the pilots need to say is that it's a FEMININE penis. Diversity!

New_Meat's picture

Who knew that the USAF could plan such a mission and fly it with such precision?

After all, there weren't any Interstate Highways for them to follow with their Esso Maps.

Don't cha' know ;-)

- Ned

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

The very sight of this 'balls up' gave me a 'growler'.

But is this a 'cut' or 'uncut' attempt at humour?


J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock


house biscuit's picture


If they did like a 1000 of them with sprayed aluminum, so that they coalesced to grey out the sky, only then would it not be news

msmith9962's picture

Totally worth a career!  Epic!

DeadFred's picture

Ah come on, everyone knows it was a helicopter being crashed into by a private plane that randomly took off from a closed airstrip. Planes collide all the time because there's just so little room for them up there. That it happened to occur right over their family home is just chance, total coincidence.

Took Red Pill's picture

agreed. Not seeing this story anywhere except from the silver peddlers. not the best source of news.

WillyGroper's picture

dailymailuk early this morn.

no deaths tho.

WillyGroper's picture

you seriously believe that?

not 1 single word identified a death in the link you provided, yet look at the ham heads that upvoted.


i'd wager if it was truely reported in the msm, they're gonna pull a helliary with a fake death cuz too many folks have awakend to their parsitic theft.

Jim in MN's picture

Oh come on.  It's right here in the BBC.


Four die as aircraft and helicopter crash in mid-air near Waddesdon
  • 1 hour ago
Jim in MN's picture

Not sure if any Rothschilds are still associated with the place.


WillyGroper's picture

ok, lemme rephrase aka brits buggering children did not say any redshit was dead, period.

4 dead does not = redshit.

WillyGroper's picture

at least 23 don't even have the reading level of a harlequin romance novel.


skool system needs more short buses.

Ajax-1's picture

Every time a Bankster gets wacked, a demon gets its wings! OK, that's enough of the happy feel good news. Back to work debt slaves.

Zoltan's picture

WIshful thinking Ahm.

Collision just occurred over their estate. Sounds like someone learning to fly from the media stories.

I don’t see it as likely Lord Roth himself was on board or under the falling debris.