A Porn Star And Rapper Coolio: Presidential Hopefuls For 2020

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Authored by Mac Slavo via SHTFplan.com,

A porn star and the rapper Coolio are two of the so-far presidential hopefuls to run against Donald Trump in 2020.  And both say their campaign has what it takes to beat the sitting president.

When Donald Trump won the election last year, porn star Cherie DeVille (who’s running alongside rapper Coolio) says she sobbed.

“I didn’t cry because I hated [Trump] specifically, I cried because of what I felt that meant for the direction our country was going in.”

Like many liberals who saw their world crumble because of Trump’s election, DeVille found herself melting down. But then she decided to do something about it.

DeVille, who’s starred in such videos as “A$$ Planet” and “Hot Tub Hottie,” says she was inspired to run for office out of her “personal frustration for the current political climate.”

The porn star then, ironically, went into full blown hypocrite mode. 

“We’re voting for people as if we’re on a reality television show, and my concern is if we continue to purely vote for celebrities, or political figures, or the most entertaining, they’re not always going to be quality politicians,” DeVille told ITK on Tuesday.

So vote for the porn star! That’ll fix it!

The 39-year-old porn star said she was (surprise, surprise) going to run as a Democrat.

“If our criteria now for becoming a political official is minor celebrity, I have that,” says DeVille, who boasts 190,000 Twitter followers.

 

“I feel like I can be potentially what I’m feeling the American people - for better or for worse - want, which is interesting news, scandalous news, you know, not ‘boring’ political news.”

 

“But at the same time [I can] do what the American people really need,” she continues, which is “having a person with integrity, and having someone listen to the people, and actually care about America in public office.”

According to The Hill, DeVille (whose campaign slogan is “Make America F—— Awesome Again”) says a lot of people “giggle” when they learn that “Gangsta’s Paradise” rapper Coolio is running as her VP. “He’s lived and exemplifies what I consider the American dream,” DeVille says.

While a rep for DeVille told ITK the Grammy winner wasn’t available for comment on the 2020 campaign, Coolio told Los Angeles’s KESQ-TV in a recent interview, “We need normal, regular, everyday people in office.”

“Normal” and “everyday people,” like porn stars and rappers.

DeVille admitted that the original intention with her trading porn for politics was to “start a dialogue” about stereotypes against sex workers.

“I just want to challenge the public opinion that a sex worker, just because they’re a sex worker, couldn’t be in public office.”

While she hasn’t filed any intention to run documents with the Federal Election Commission (FEC), DeVille insists, “It’s evolved into a real and realistic run for president.”

  Filing with the FEC sets up a fundraising vehicle for a campaign. It’s a necessary part of the process. And DeVille believes she has a shot at winning – and she just might.

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Akzed's picture

Why the hell not?! Seems fitting somehow.

YUNOSELL's picture

If they can manage to get backing by Putin, they might actually be able to pull it off

ne-tiger's picture

Cool, I'l consider voting for them...

JimmyJones's picture

Well since the Pedophiles and Rapist in the Democrat party are being exposed. I guess they will have to settle for this.

The man that invented Gansta, or Rap as we know it today and then the MTV / Entertainment industry made it "their culture" an old Jewish man named Jerry Heller. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Heller

ParticularlyStupidHumanoid's picture

Yet more evidence accumulates that we NEED FASCISM NOW!

JimmyJones's picture

I have a feeling he was Jewish in name only and was probably as Jewish as the Pope is Hindue.  We don't need Fascism we just need to end all forms of welfare and enforce our boarders and change immigration back to a merit based system.

TeamDepends's picture

All this would do is add two to the number of whores already in DC.

nmewn's picture

Ya nooowah! This will peel off about 25% of Burnie Marx supporters. 

Just sayin  ;-)

nmewn's picture

Or grab-dick-rhyming with fake moaning...or something...lol.

Manthong's picture

..godamit… the voters in Minnesota got a wrestler with a boa for a governor…….

I want a performing porn princess President…..  unlike the last whore candidate.

 

nmewn's picture

Clearly this calls for a completely sexist & misogynistic joke...she's got the whitest teeth I've ever came across! 

What's their platform going to be...the couch or the table? ;-)

Manthong's picture

 

Reagan had a great anecdote about standing on a democrap platform…. If you can find it

Citxmech's picture

Put them on the same ticket and they'd probably win.

Why not?  We surely live in "Idiocracy" - this is proof.

MisterMousePotato's picture

For me, too, Idiocracy sprang to mind; however, I was thinking that the writers and producers thereof were:

Optimists.

Rigger's picture

Are you suggesting Cherie is a candidate we can all get behind?

847328_3527's picture

I wonder if he agreed with the black rapper who advocated violence against Asians and even went so far as to make an instructional video how to beat up and rob Chinese in parking lots and in their driveways?

 

#BLM!

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Make prostitution legal, again?

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

I’d never heard of Cherie DeVille...

So naturally i googled it...

One of the first hits was “hot wife pays off debt with anal”

Clearly she is knowledgeable, skilled, experienced, and prepared to do whatever it takes to sort out that pesky 20 trillion debt issue.

Good old girl.

cheech_wizard's picture

Her ass is going to be really sore after servicing 500 million Chinese men.

Standard Disclaimer: Ho Lee Fuk!

Citxmech's picture

Do you have to rob chinese people with some special technique?

greenskeeper carl's picture

I, personally, don't think we need ANY immigration, for a while at least, but other than that, sure.

caconhma's picture

Thanks to our Jewish masters, American people with average IQ in low-teens are ready for a slaughter. 

Reagan was correct, people who lived in America in 1950 through 1990 were just lucky since it was the American twilight.

A country without common history, traditions, and culture is doomed.

BennyBoy's picture

 

If Hillary runs again, they'll win.

Bernie Madolf's picture

^^

I would vote for anyone over Cankles

Beowulf55's picture

Idiocracy is alive and well in this country, and I didn't have to wait a 500 years.

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

DeVille admitted that the original intention with her trading porn for politics was to “start a dialogue” about stereotypes against sex workers.

“I just want to challenge the public opinion that a sex worker, just because they’re a sex worker, couldn’t be in public office.”

How could one not comment on this open ended opportunity for jocularity!

I venture to say that many POTUS have been sex workers of one kind or another, from those in more genteel times we knew as a 'ladies man' through to more recent incumbents who are more akin to 'lady boys'.

The old chestnut that 'sex sells' has worked wonders for presidential aspirants of the past and will no doubt do so in the future. Just look at the lift in cigar and blue dress sales at the turn of the last century, and now a budding candidate will bring 'hot tubs' to the national conversation alongside the whitehouse pool. Better start building the transgender facilities and live video streaming now in time for the inauguration. Hell the revenue from these video romps might even help balance the budget!

And I can't wait to see the 'Empire' spin on the national anthem as that long lost Irish descendant Cool e' O' (perhaps a not so distant relative of that other famous self admitted celt B.H. O'bammy) turns a patriotic ditty into a gangster rap ode. Maybe it's fitting that in the current climate of disunited and disrupted states of being that the anthem does degenerate into a coloured nursery rhyme. A fine accompaniment indeed to a pimped up presidential ride, with the benefit of an open open topped hot tub for the playful display of the first jugs and the vp floating mars bar. Thank the Lord that a purple pantsuiter did not make the cut.

Support the Coup D'état with a Coupe DeVille!!

 

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock

Banana Republican's picture

No quotes from the African. He must be the brains of the team.

SILVERGEDDON's picture

At least with her being President, We The People, will know for sure that we are not alone in getting fucked. 

Buck Johnson's picture

I agree, also love her movies.  The MILF and TEEN and also Tgirl genre is the greates.

 

 

shitshitshit's picture

idiocracy looks like childplay compared to this...

HRClinton's picture

I've had Cherie Deville. She was amazing, and accepted BTC -- which makes her way smarter than many ZHers.

She gets my (fucking) vote.

Go to pornhub.com, to check her out, if you can't afford her.

Raffie's picture

LOL..... did not know ZH posted comedy articles.

Laughing.Man's picture

It wasn't suppose to be.

EmeraldWI's picture

Headline didn't say who the porn star was. Had to see if it was LeeAnn Tweedon.

https://youtu.be/PO1nNA5qUZM

New_Meat's picture

It IS Friday afternoon, NYC time.

semperfi's picture

kinda gives a new twist to Deez Nuts

runswithscissors's picture

Id vote for her if she gave me a blow job.

Ajax-1's picture

Why do you want a job sucking dicks?

chrsn's picture

"Idiocracy" was prescient as hell

E.F. Mutton's picture

True.  And "They Live" was a non-fiction documentary

NotApplicable's picture

I just rewatched that again this week. Classic!

BidnessMan's picture

Rap was invented so that Thugs with no talent could be performers.

ne-tiger's picture

With you, I'm disgusted by rap too.

E.F. Mutton's picture

Well, if Mozart was such a genius, why didn't he compose "Smack My Bitch Up?" or "Suckin' on Dem Titties"?

Truly these are cultural masterpieces.

 

 

Bastiat's picture

Mozart was quoted as saying:  "I write music like cows piss." 

Thing is you could tell the difference between the two in Mozart's case.

847328_3527's picture

Rap was invented to legitimize the disgusting hip-hop clothing those people wear with baggy shorts hanging below their ass cheeks.

Also gives them an excuse to "put a cap up someone's ass" evidently.

One more curse Americans have to live with, along with the far left delusuional liberal whities with a guilt complex.

fiddy pence haff pound's picture

Dem Titties?

are you saying her Titties lean to the left?

clade7's picture

"Thugs with no talent could be performers"  Sums up Dem politicians succinctly...

NotApplicable's picture

And now they're even rapping with auto-tune.