Why People Will Happily Line Up To Be Microchipped Like Dogs

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Authord by Daisy Luther via The Organic Prepper blog,

So...some people actually want to be microchipped like a dog. They’re lining up for it. They’re having parties to get it done. It if isn’t available to them, they’re totally bummed out.

I’m not even going to venture into the religious aspect of having a microchip inserted into a human being. Let’s just talk about the secular ramifications.

Certain folks won’t be happy until everyone has a computer chip implanted in them. Here’s how this could go.

  • Initially, it would be the sheep who blindly desire to be chipped for their own “convenience” leading the way.
  • Then, it would become remarkably inconvenient not to be chipped – sort of like it’s nearly impossible to not have a bank account these days.
  • Then, the last holdouts could be forcibly chipped by law.

Read on, because I could not make this stuff up.

Some employers are chipping workers.

Last summer, the internet was abuzz about a company in Wisconsin that wanted to microchip their employees. Workers at the technology company, Three Market Square, were given the option of having a chip implanted in their hands and 50 out of 80 eagerly lined up for the privilege.

Why? So they could buy food or swipe their way through building security with a wave of their hand. Software engineer Sam Bengtson explained why he was on board.

“It was pretty much 100 percent yes right from the get-go for me. In the next five to 10 years, this is going to be something that isn’t scoffed at so much, or is more normal. So I like to jump on the bandwagon with these kind of things early, just to say that I have it.” (source)

He wasn’t alone. In fact, they had a microchipping party and some people got chipped live on TV so the rest of us reluctant humans could all see how cool it was to get microchipped. Watch what fun they had!

It isn’t just this American company chipping workers. Here’s an example in Sweden.

What could pass for a dystopian vision of the workplace is almost routine at the Swedish start-up hub Epicenter. The company offers to implant its workers and start-up members with microchips the size of grains of rice that function as swipe cards: to open doors, operate printers or buy smoothies with a wave of the hand.


“The biggest benefit, I think, is convenience,” said Patrick Mesterton, co-founder and chief executive of Epicenter. As a demonstration, he unlocks a door merely by waving near it. “It basically replaces a lot of things you have, other communication devices, whether it be credit cards or keys.” (source)

Alessandro Acquisti, a professor of information technology and public policy at Carnegie Mellon University’s Heinz College, warns that this might not be a good idea. (Although it doesn’t take a Ph.D. to realize this.)

“Companies often claim that these chips are secure and encrypted…But “encrypted” is “a pretty vague term,” he said, “which could include anything from a truly secure product to something that is easily hackable.”


Another potential problem, Dr. Acquisti said, is that technology designed for one purpose may later be used for another. A microchip implanted today to allow for easy building access and payments could, in theory, be used later in more invasive ways: to track the length of employees’ bathroom or lunch breaks, for instance, without their consent or even their knowledge.


“Once they are implanted, it’s very hard to predict or stop a future widening of their usage,” Dr. Acquisti said. (source)

Pretty soon, experts say everyone will want to be microchipped.

Many sources say that it’s inevitable that we’re all going to get chipped. Noelle Chesley, an associate professor of sociology at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, says it’s inevitable.

“It will happen to everybody. But not this year, and not in 2018. Maybe not my generation, but certainly that of my kids.” (source)

Another pro-chipping advocate, Gene Munster, an investor and analyst at Loup Ventures, says that we just have to get past that silly social stigma and then everyone will be doing it within 50 years. Why? Oh, the benefits.

The company, which sells corporate cafeteria kiosks designed to replace vending machines, would like the kiosks to handle cashless transactions.


This would go beyond paying with your smartphone. Instead, chipped customers would simply wave their hands in lieu of Apple Pay and other mobile-payment systems.


The benefits don’t stop there. In the future, consumers could zip through airport scanners sans passport or drivers license; open doors; start cars; and operate home automation systems. All of it, if the technology pans out, with the simple wave of a hand. (source)

There are other companies who are on board with chipping everyone.

At a recent tech conference, Hannes Sjöblad explained how a microchip implanted in his hand makes his life easier. It replaces all the keys and cards that used to clutter his pockets.


“I use this many times a day, for example, I use it to unlock my smart phone, to open the door to my office,” Sjöblad said.


Sjöblad calls himself a biohacker. He explained, “We biohackers, we think the human body is a good start but there is certainly room for improvement.”


The first step in that improvement is getting a microchip about size of a grain of rice slipped under the skin. Suddenly, the touch of a hand is enough to tell the office printer this is an authorized user.


The microchips are radio frequency identification tags. The same technology widely used in things like key cards. The chips have been implanted in animals for years to help identify lost pets and now the technology is moving to humans.


Tech start-up Dangerous Things has sold tens of thousands of implant kits for humans and some to tech companies in Europe.

Sjöblad said he even organizes implant parties where people bond over getting chipped together.  (source)

Will microchipping parties be the next generation of those outrageously expensive candle parties? Will folks be pimping microchips like they do those scented wax melts? Will it become some kind of MLM thing to make it even more socially acceptable?

A UK newspaper, the Sun, explains how awesome it is to be microchipped.

The woman sat next to you could be hiding an implant under the skin which slowly releases hormones to stop her from getting pregnant.


Nans and granddads across the nation come installed with cutting-edge technology installed just to boost their hearing and vision seeing or help them walk with comfort.


We’re preparing ourselves for the next form of evolution in which humans will merge with artificial intelligence, becoming one with computers.


At least that’s the belief of Dr. Patrick Kramer, chief cyborg officer at Digiwell, a company that claims to be dedicated to “upgrading humans”. (source)

Seriously, who wouldn’t want all that awesomeness in their lives?

There are some serious pitfalls

While the current chips being “installed” in humans are said not to have GPS tracking, don’t you figure it’s just a matter of time? And also, how do you KNOW that there is no GPS tracking technology in that teeny little chip? Just because they tell you so?
Then there is the issue of the chip in your body being hacked.

“This is serious stuff. We’re talking about a nonstop potential connection to my body and I can’t turn it off, I can’t put it away, it’s in me. That’s a big problem,” said Ian Sherr, an executive editor at CNET.


“It’s very easy to hack a chip implant, so my advice is don’t put your life secrets on an implant, Sjöblad said…


“It’s about educating the people and giving every person the tools…not only how to use the technology but, more importantly, when it’s being used against you,” Sjöblad warned.  (source)

And microchipping won’t stop with a payment chip in your hand.

The endgame is microchipping people’s brains. And folks are chomping at the bit to get them. Scientists are saying that they can fix mental health issues with brain chips, they can make people smarter, and help them “merge” with AI. A chipped person could, theoretically, think his thoughts right onto his computer.

Watch this video...

So, with these chips in our brains, we’ll actually be merging with computers to some degree. The robot overlords will have a pretty easy takeover if our brains can be accessed like this.

Microchips may not be optional one day.

This horror movie gets even scarier. There is already a law on the books that potentially allows human beings to be forcibly chipped.

Oh, it’s couched in warm, fuzzy language and they say it’s just to help keep track of folks with Alzheimer’s or other developmental disabilities, but remember that the most unpatriotic law ever passed was also called the Patriot Act.

H.R.4919 was passed in 2016.

It directs the Department of Justice’s (DOJ’s) Bureau of Justice Assistance (BJA) to award competitive grants to health care, law enforcement, or public safety agencies, and nonprofit organizations, to develop or operate locally based proactive programs to prevent wandering and locate missing individuals with dementia or children with developmental disabilities. The BJA must give preference to law enforcement or public safety agencies partnering with nonprofit organizations that use person-centered plans and are directly linked to individuals, and families of individuals, with dementia or developmental disabilities. (source)

Despite the fact that the bill requires everyone to use privacy “best practices,” it’s not that much of a stretch to see what a slippery slope this is. Who gets to decide whether a person “needs” to be chipped for their own good? Law enforcement. Scary.

Could this lead to a cashless society?

If “everyone” is getting microchipped like these experts predict, that could be the next step in the push toward a cashless society. Think about the lack of privacy then. If everything is purchased via a chip unique to you, then no purchases could be under the radar. Whether a person was stocking up on food, watching X-rated movies, reading books on revolution, or buying ammo, it would all be recorded in a database. Our purchases could be used in some kind of pre-crime technology, ala Minority Report, or they could be used to profile us in other ways.

If there is no way to make purchases but with a chip, many people will have to reluctantly comply. The same chips could be a requirement for medical care, driver’s licenses, jobs – you name it. No matter where you tried to hide, your GPS locator would mean that you would be found. It would be like everyone being forced to have one of those ankle bracelets that criminals wear, except it would be inside your body.

If you think the atmosphere of control is unnerving now, just wait. When everyone is microchipped, the net will be even tighter.

Between the pending robot apocalypse that I wrote about earlier this week and forcible microchipping, it seems like we won’t have to wait for “climate change” or a war of Mutually Assured Destruction to get us. Technology just might be the end of humanity.


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Akzed's picture

"My hand will be against the prophets who see false visions and utter lying divinations," Ezekiel 13:9.

HRClinton's picture

Blockchain + Microchipping = Global Totalitarianism by the (((Banksters))) and their vassals.

Squilliam Fancyson's picture

The anticontraceptive implant will enable the chippers to chip us. First women, then men. And they know it. It's all in the pipeline. There is no escaping.

Francis Marx's picture

Bark..bark. Happily said the stupid surfs.

Overfed's picture

Serfs. And yeah, fuck that shit. They can microchip my dead carcass.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

What, you have no desire to become Locutus of Borg? How unseemingly individualistic you are.


Scornd's picture

*borg voice

"you are not unique snowflake- assimilate or die"

DarthVaderMentor's picture

So who wants to be JOHNNY MNEMONIC?


Not me, but I'm sure there's lots of fools on FakeBook and Twatter who will just love to be chipped like bitches.....and cows.....and sheep on the Globalist Socialist Liberal Progressive plantation...


Beam me up Scotty! Living among Klingons has got to be better than living here!

Stu Elsample's picture

They'll be bleeding salsa if they try to put that chip in me

The only 24/7 tracking chip that I'll accept is my cell phone

DarthVaderMentor's picture

and I take the batter out and put mine in my microwave every night.....sleeping much better ever since

Dsyno's picture

"The only 24/7 tracking chip that I'll accept is my cell phone."

A decade ago, you would've never believed that. But here you are.

In another decade, you'll be saying: "The only 24/7 tracking chip that I'll accept is the RFID chip in my hand. The rest of it, no way."

Stu Elsample's picture

The cell phone is a necessary evil to a lot of people, just like the license plates on their cars. Do you accept having police state license plates on your privately owned vehicle/s??

RedBaron616's picture

I at least keep the GPS shut off. Yeah, they can triangulate, but that's a lot of work.

Dsyno's picture

Do you really think it's completely turned off? And can't be accessed remotely?

Martian Moon's picture

with GPS off

Google still asks me to take pics of popular shops I go into

In other words, it is not off

JuliaS's picture

We already have cashless society. Everyone's broke. Driverless cars - we've had those since 2008 also. It's called "chennel stuffing". Microchips? Well, try taking a cell phone away from an average individual. They'll resist as if the phone's already embedded into their skull.

Overfed's picture

I conveniently "forget" my phone all the time. I still have a landline with an answering machine. Just leave a message, and maybe I'll call...

Anonymous_Beneficiary's picture

Like you, I conveniently forget my phone...I also conveniently forget to recharge it and it goes dead for days at a time before I remember to recharge it. I conveniently forgot how to use a smartphone and went back to the flip style. It's a shame I was ever retarded enough to have a "smart" "phone" that allowed the parasites to track my every sound and movement in order to turn me into a better consumer.

Moe Howard's picture

I'm with you guys. Basically I only turn on my cell when traveling for convienence [contact with home on the road]. I could of course do without it then, but my wife unit would cry.

house biscuit's picture

+1 for not making your wife cry

(I'd have given +1 for the opposite, too)

Dragon HAwk's picture

I am so glad i am on Old Fuck and will Die soon, this shit is getting scary.  I've read hundred of Sci -Fi  books I can tell you now this will not end well.

house biscuit's picture

Thanks for the good news grandpa

Don't let the door hit you.....

Mena Arkansas's picture

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Rev 13:17

BeerMe's picture

Sounds good and all but means what exactly?

HRClinton's picture

Really Rev. 13:17...

Another example of (((Them))) using a text for inspiration on how to rule over us.

wise_owl_says...'s picture

all have a social security number, all have mark of beast. chip right underneath a sporty tatoo is icing on cake. all praise beast.

cherry picker's picture

It is kind of amazing that books hundreds of years old would be warning about these times, every person with a number in their right hand or forehead. If a person doesn't conform to the new way and tries to live cash only outside the 'system', how he/she would have a harder time surviving as he/she would be ostracized by society.

And look what kind of scum our leaders and people many people idolize are turning into.

I think that man from Galilee had a good handle on the human race and his teaching was pretty much true where it wasn't edited by men.


kochevnik's picture

Not really.  All Jew storytelling and machinations.  Crazy Jew wrote revelation about end of Roman Empire, which ironically applies to fascist Roman Empire USA. Jew hippie walks around protesting Jew cult equating money and spirit: moneuchangers. Only new Jews want some flesh in their tales

Scornd's picture

of course you are wrong. messiah prophecy is older than old test. unless u read cuniform you couldnt read it if it wasnt in a book.

Anonymous_Beneficiary's picture

Pretty sure the old test. contains the creation of earth story (2 versions)...assuming the creation story(s) true...messiah prophecy is older than creation story? derp.

Scornd's picture

all 66 books and the apocrypha are a collection of all
the mythologies and histories of the stone age.its just that noone reads frigging cuneiform sanskrit or aramaic so- the kjv ends up being the most modern an accecable written history of that area.

but adam and eve story is the same as lucifer falling meaning humans are part sprit angel and mortal retard on earth. this from all the wealth of information kept by the egyptians mayans inca tamil etruscan ect ect ect..

DeathingerStar's picture

Many believe it was at the same time, but in our thinking, chrologically, certainly there must have been a few seconds. Angels rising, informed of Messiah, some angels fall... 

Scornd's picture

those people are the Hebrew of the end times; the poor.

and the Country we be ostrisized from is Soddom and Egypt.

check the eye and pyramid on the USD.

jesus is coming folks. take it to the bank

Anonymous_Beneficiary's picture

I'll testify to that. He mows my yard and puts the clippings at the curb once a week.

HRClinton's picture

Re.. "jesus is coming folks. take it to the bank"

Can I get a cash or BTC advance on that claim?

If you're right, I'll pay you back double.

Scornd's picture

your gambling with your eternal soul

justa minute's picture

in the forehead means your heart or your will, right hand means all the actions you live by, most people dont need a chip because they already worship the beast, "and he causeth all to take the mark of the beast", already happened and is happening, people think money is what gives life and their whole lives are consumed with getting money, when they have alot they feel good, when they dont have much they feel bad. they have no regard for the true life giver, they already have the mark, and then you have the moloch worshippers who have been tricked into thinking that israel(fake) is the israel of God. as it says the day of the Lord is a day of darkness (darkness of understanding and wisdom)

house biscuit's picture

Good luck with that Seroquel refill

Libtard's picture

Exactly! So few get this...

RedBaron616's picture

And you, oh wise one, can perhaps tell us which parts are edited and which are not? 

The Holy Bible is either true or it is not. Considering the state of our country as we have abandoned it, I would say it was true.

Akzed's picture

If an implanted chip were computing, it would heat up, wouldn't it? I'm no techie, but a friend who is said that the chip is only e.g. your SS#, no computing is done by it. It's just a key. My living body will never contain one FYI whether my friend is right or wrong. Just passing along some info, if you know better, say on.


Overfed's picture

They are strictly passive. However, it is not hard to envision a society where everyone is completely and utterly controlled by such a small and unobtrusive device.

Slomotrainwreck's picture

Passive with 100 GB memory is not passive