Why People Will Happily Line Up To Be Microchipped Like Dogs

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Authord by Daisy Luther via The Organic Prepper blog,

So...some people actually want to be microchipped like a dog. They’re lining up for it. They’re having parties to get it done. It if isn’t available to them, they’re totally bummed out.

I’m not even going to venture into the religious aspect of having a microchip inserted into a human being. Let’s just talk about the secular ramifications.

Certain folks won’t be happy until everyone has a computer chip implanted in them. Here’s how this could go.

  • Initially, it would be the sheep who blindly desire to be chipped for their own “convenience” leading the way.
  • Then, it would become remarkably inconvenient not to be chipped – sort of like it’s nearly impossible to not have a bank account these days.
  • Then, the last holdouts could be forcibly chipped by law.

Read on, because I could not make this stuff up.

Some employers are chipping workers.

Last summer, the internet was abuzz about a company in Wisconsin that wanted to microchip their employees. Workers at the technology company, Three Market Square, were given the option of having a chip implanted in their hands and 50 out of 80 eagerly lined up for the privilege.

Why? So they could buy food or swipe their way through building security with a wave of their hand. Software engineer Sam Bengtson explained why he was on board.

“It was pretty much 100 percent yes right from the get-go for me. In the next five to 10 years, this is going to be something that isn’t scoffed at so much, or is more normal. So I like to jump on the bandwagon with these kind of things early, just to say that I have it.” (source)

He wasn’t alone. In fact, they had a microchipping party and some people got chipped live on TV so the rest of us reluctant humans could all see how cool it was to get microchipped. Watch what fun they had!

It isn’t just this American company chipping workers. Here’s an example in Sweden.

What could pass for a dystopian vision of the workplace is almost routine at the Swedish start-up hub Epicenter. The company offers to implant its workers and start-up members with microchips the size of grains of rice that function as swipe cards: to open doors, operate printers or buy smoothies with a wave of the hand.


“The biggest benefit, I think, is convenience,” said Patrick Mesterton, co-founder and chief executive of Epicenter. As a demonstration, he unlocks a door merely by waving near it. “It basically replaces a lot of things you have, other communication devices, whether it be credit cards or keys.” (source)

Alessandro Acquisti, a professor of information technology and public policy at Carnegie Mellon University’s Heinz College, warns that this might not be a good idea. (Although it doesn’t take a Ph.D. to realize this.)

“Companies often claim that these chips are secure and encrypted…But “encrypted” is “a pretty vague term,” he said, “which could include anything from a truly secure product to something that is easily hackable.”


Another potential problem, Dr. Acquisti said, is that technology designed for one purpose may later be used for another. A microchip implanted today to allow for easy building access and payments could, in theory, be used later in more invasive ways: to track the length of employees’ bathroom or lunch breaks, for instance, without their consent or even their knowledge.


“Once they are implanted, it’s very hard to predict or stop a future widening of their usage,” Dr. Acquisti said. (source)

Pretty soon, experts say everyone will want to be microchipped.

Many sources say that it’s inevitable that we’re all going to get chipped. Noelle Chesley, an associate professor of sociology at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, says it’s inevitable.

“It will happen to everybody. But not this year, and not in 2018. Maybe not my generation, but certainly that of my kids.” (source)

Another pro-chipping advocate, Gene Munster, an investor and analyst at Loup Ventures, says that we just have to get past that silly social stigma and then everyone will be doing it within 50 years. Why? Oh, the benefits.

The company, which sells corporate cafeteria kiosks designed to replace vending machines, would like the kiosks to handle cashless transactions.


This would go beyond paying with your smartphone. Instead, chipped customers would simply wave their hands in lieu of Apple Pay and other mobile-payment systems.


The benefits don’t stop there. In the future, consumers could zip through airport scanners sans passport or drivers license; open doors; start cars; and operate home automation systems. All of it, if the technology pans out, with the simple wave of a hand. (source)

There are other companies who are on board with chipping everyone.

At a recent tech conference, Hannes Sjöblad explained how a microchip implanted in his hand makes his life easier. It replaces all the keys and cards that used to clutter his pockets.


“I use this many times a day, for example, I use it to unlock my smart phone, to open the door to my office,” Sjöblad said.


Sjöblad calls himself a biohacker. He explained, “We biohackers, we think the human body is a good start but there is certainly room for improvement.”


The first step in that improvement is getting a microchip about size of a grain of rice slipped under the skin. Suddenly, the touch of a hand is enough to tell the office printer this is an authorized user.


The microchips are radio frequency identification tags. The same technology widely used in things like key cards. The chips have been implanted in animals for years to help identify lost pets and now the technology is moving to humans.


Tech start-up Dangerous Things has sold tens of thousands of implant kits for humans and some to tech companies in Europe.

Sjöblad said he even organizes implant parties where people bond over getting chipped together.  (source)

Will microchipping parties be the next generation of those outrageously expensive candle parties? Will folks be pimping microchips like they do those scented wax melts? Will it become some kind of MLM thing to make it even more socially acceptable?

A UK newspaper, the Sun, explains how awesome it is to be microchipped.

The woman sat next to you could be hiding an implant under the skin which slowly releases hormones to stop her from getting pregnant.


Nans and granddads across the nation come installed with cutting-edge technology installed just to boost their hearing and vision seeing or help them walk with comfort.


We’re preparing ourselves for the next form of evolution in which humans will merge with artificial intelligence, becoming one with computers.


At least that’s the belief of Dr. Patrick Kramer, chief cyborg officer at Digiwell, a company that claims to be dedicated to “upgrading humans”. (source)

Seriously, who wouldn’t want all that awesomeness in their lives?

There are some serious pitfalls

While the current chips being “installed” in humans are said not to have GPS tracking, don’t you figure it’s just a matter of time? And also, how do you KNOW that there is no GPS tracking technology in that teeny little chip? Just because they tell you so?
Then there is the issue of the chip in your body being hacked.

“This is serious stuff. We’re talking about a nonstop potential connection to my body and I can’t turn it off, I can’t put it away, it’s in me. That’s a big problem,” said Ian Sherr, an executive editor at CNET.


“It’s very easy to hack a chip implant, so my advice is don’t put your life secrets on an implant, Sjöblad said…


“It’s about educating the people and giving every person the tools…not only how to use the technology but, more importantly, when it’s being used against you,” Sjöblad warned.  (source)

And microchipping won’t stop with a payment chip in your hand.

The endgame is microchipping people’s brains. And folks are chomping at the bit to get them. Scientists are saying that they can fix mental health issues with brain chips, they can make people smarter, and help them “merge” with AI. A chipped person could, theoretically, think his thoughts right onto his computer.

Watch this video...

So, with these chips in our brains, we’ll actually be merging with computers to some degree. The robot overlords will have a pretty easy takeover if our brains can be accessed like this.

Microchips may not be optional one day.

This horror movie gets even scarier. There is already a law on the books that potentially allows human beings to be forcibly chipped.

Oh, it’s couched in warm, fuzzy language and they say it’s just to help keep track of folks with Alzheimer’s or other developmental disabilities, but remember that the most unpatriotic law ever passed was also called the Patriot Act.

H.R.4919 was passed in 2016.

It directs the Department of Justice’s (DOJ’s) Bureau of Justice Assistance (BJA) to award competitive grants to health care, law enforcement, or public safety agencies, and nonprofit organizations, to develop or operate locally based proactive programs to prevent wandering and locate missing individuals with dementia or children with developmental disabilities. The BJA must give preference to law enforcement or public safety agencies partnering with nonprofit organizations that use person-centered plans and are directly linked to individuals, and families of individuals, with dementia or developmental disabilities. (source)

Despite the fact that the bill requires everyone to use privacy “best practices,” it’s not that much of a stretch to see what a slippery slope this is. Who gets to decide whether a person “needs” to be chipped for their own good? Law enforcement. Scary.

Could this lead to a cashless society?

If “everyone” is getting microchipped like these experts predict, that could be the next step in the push toward a cashless society. Think about the lack of privacy then. If everything is purchased via a chip unique to you, then no purchases could be under the radar. Whether a person was stocking up on food, watching X-rated movies, reading books on revolution, or buying ammo, it would all be recorded in a database. Our purchases could be used in some kind of pre-crime technology, ala Minority Report, or they could be used to profile us in other ways.

If there is no way to make purchases but with a chip, many people will have to reluctantly comply. The same chips could be a requirement for medical care, driver’s licenses, jobs – you name it. No matter where you tried to hide, your GPS locator would mean that you would be found. It would be like everyone being forced to have one of those ankle bracelets that criminals wear, except it would be inside your body.

If you think the atmosphere of control is unnerving now, just wait. When everyone is microchipped, the net will be even tighter.

Between the pending robot apocalypse that I wrote about earlier this week and forcible microchipping, it seems like we won’t have to wait for “climate change” or a war of Mutually Assured Destruction to get us. Technology just might be the end of humanity.


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HRH of Aquitaine 2.0's picture

I love my father. Based on the ethical point of view discussed by Stefan Moleneaux, the relationship between a parent and child is involuntary.

It is not a chosen relationship. I hope you have an amazing family. Everyone is not that blessed.

I do have compassion for my father. I do not want to see him suffer or die like a dog while coloreds use cell phones to film his demise.

As far as allowing the state to chip you? It looks like this will be pushed the same way SS number were pushed. The same way Direct Depost was pushed. If you want that government money, you will comply. Or not be paid.

Interesting thought experiment.

matrix unloaded's picture

Get chipped or die!!

brushhog's picture

Everyone has to die sometime. If that's my only option.

Dwarsligger's picture

Check out globalcitizen.blogspot.com for all the ins and outs about chipping: the health risks, the technology, the pilots and the real reason: vaccinating us with a nanochipped vaccine. This biochip will hold a number that gives access to ALL of your data in the cloud: passport, bank account, travel pass, driving license, student card, diploma's, proof of ownership of your car, your house, your family tree, your DNA, your medical records, your insurances and which organs you are willing to donate just before you die. (Which they will take anyway, but that is another topic)

It is called Financial Inclusion. The project is called id2020. The moment of vaccination is called Entry Point.

The Microchip

sheketebaka's picture

A sociology professor at CMU?  One sec, let me scan for his heat signature.  Oh, there he is, at 242435.456345, 354249.283743, 63.837593 - not a national security risk, redact.

Praeda2's picture

If there's one thing you never do in life, it's get chipped. It surpasses even sucking a dick. Yes Tard Mosley, even if you get some poopcoins for it like you do most nights.

FredGSanford.'s picture

Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666.

The Divided Stoopids of DuhMerica's picture

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe that what I saw
That night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my own dreams were they
Reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
'Cause in my dreams it's always there
The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
'Cause I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was all this for real or some kind of hell

666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire were spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hand held to the sky
In the night the fires are burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done

666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerize... Can't avoid their eyes

666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course


Kat Daddy's picture

Boston Dynamics Killer Robodrone will never stop until IT kills you, never!  Easy target, easier to locate.

JDFX's picture

Living with a progressive physical disability , I would wear some sort of info chip , when out in public, so police officers will know I may not be able to ' respond in a normal manner ' at times.


My need is greater than any misuse issues, you see ? 


It should be offered to elderly and disabled. There is a good need for it. Of course one  hopes those entrusted with extra information Do not abuse it.


Example, man in diabetic coma was Tasered by Police for ' failing to respond properly ' . So if the police had prior warning of man's disability they might not of TAZERED the guy on his bus journey.. 



GreatUncle's picture

"Of course one  hopes those entrusted with extra information Do not abuse it."


Remember your government like all governments break the right and freedoms of their citizens every day because you allowed them to position themselves to do this.

HoPewGassed's picture

If the police had been properly trained and systemically incentivized to behave professionally and responsibly, the man would not have been tazed. 

rphb's picture

The Amish don't seem so foolish now do they?

Who else but them, does not have a social security number?

Who else but them, will in the future not be chipped?

At some point we just have to say NO, or we will end up losing our humanity.

moman's picture

Not to worry, when most of the lemmings are chipped they will round up the Amish and kill them.

GreatUncle's picture

"Georgi Markov was assassinated on a London street via a micro-engineered pellet containing ricin."

So will a micro-engineered pellet with ricin be icorporated into the chip?

Can't be far off, misbehave or be a perceived threat to a globalist (jew) you will be terminated.

GreatUncle's picture

Does the device that does this work like a nailgun?

Or do you need to bring your own nailgun?

chicmagnet's picture

Like in the movie The Kingsman secret service?

HoPewGassed's picture

Chipping goes along with the cryptocurreny revolution. 

These technologies enable complete, 24-7-365 monitoring and coercive control of your entire life. 

In a few years, unchipped people will be as odd as those who do not have smart phones now.  Soon thereafter, unchipped status will be prima facie evidence of your status as a terrorist - what have you got to hide if you are not doing anything wrong? 

If I survive into that time frame, I will be among those working to achieve EMPs. 

kwaremont's picture

Huxley and Orwell did not think their books will serve as an inspiration.

Moe Howard's picture

I believe they based their books on "insider knowledge" of what was in the plans for our future.

TPTB were only waiting for the technology to make it possible.

We the plebs and serfs are cattle. If you haven't figured that fact out yet, you never will.

kwaremont's picture

Huxley and Orwell did not think their books will serve as an inspiration.

CoCosAB's picture

Just a nice Herd of dumb Uman Slaves!

PoorWhiteMan's picture

Anyone else notice it was all white cucked males lining up to be chipped? More soy boys....

The Divided Stoopids of DuhMerica's picture

I believe so stongly in the Stoopidity of man... Especialy Stoopid DuhMerican's.... That I have absolutley no doubt people will be lining up in droves for this bullshit.

Especialy when they start toteing it's "awesomeness" on the fucking tv.

Is-Be's picture

Its obsolete already with face recognition tech.

AI just has to match your face to your data bank.

brushhog's picture

its not just for recognition, read the article

The Shodge's picture

Face recognition will be so good and so wide spread, that it won't even matter anymore whether you're microchipped or not. And that is how it will be played.

Hw00d's picture

Facial Recog can be thwarted effectively, but w/ an embedded RF circuit, a pre-programmed ASIC can't be fooled

Squilliam Fancyson's picture

Here's the showstopper for the optimists among us. It's soo easy to lure people into getting microchipped. They will make the chip fully anticontraceptive and women will love the convenience. Later the same thing will be available to sterilize men who want to fuck around (don't we all want to?!) without consequences. By the way, it's called the Jezebel Spirit. Job done, mission accomplished, end of story, total recall.

andrej's picture

At least that’s the belief of Dr. Patrick Kramer, chief cyborg officer at Digiwell, a company that claims to be dedicated to “upgrading humans”. (source)

For the time being, it's about tagging, not upgrading.


From the above (source): How I was turned into a ‘human cyborg’ by having a microchip implanted under my SKIN

You haven't been turned into ‘human cyborg’, but into ‘human cattle’. Baaaaa!

wally_12's picture

Sheep-Baaaaa, Cattle-Moooooo. Chip is effecting you already!

brushhog's picture

Everyone who has an Iphone now will volunteer to be chipped. You already did. You're just carrying your chip around in your pocket instead of under your skin.

Ckierst1's picture

The morlocks want to give the eloi some ear tags.  This is normal.  Nothing to see here.  Move along please.

rwe2late's picture

 and next,

some robbers will be digging out the microchips in victims,

while more sophisticated thieves will use some device to read and copy

passerbys microchip info to use fraudulently & steal identities.

DaiRR's picture

Idiots lining up for the mark of the beast.  Is there some reason why the RFID you want to use for "convenience" can't be carried on a plastic card in your pocket?  Love those mega-tatooed "licensed piercing professionals" cutting into your body?  Have fun lazy boys and girls.

Sudden Debt's picture



I offer my employees rubber bands to put on their wrist and it has a RFID chip to open doors and unlock their computers.

Don't want it? just give it back and remember the codes. I don't care.


But what will happen when these people leave the company? They'll be able to sue the company for surgery to remove it!

And what if you change jobs every year... how many chips can they implant in your hands before you can't move them anymore?


nop nop nop... in Korea, they have the octopus system everything is done with their phone, which is also fucked up but what the hell! IMPLANTS??

Nor Nagaer's picture

And the number of his name was 666...

wisebastard's picture

i just saw a post about a robot doing back flips and now humans lining up to get chips like dogs.....

Moe Howard's picture

There will be a great loss of freedom and liberty, perhaps the Global unelected Governance they desire.

However, my opinion is that in the end it will collapse either by global natural catastrophe or a technological failure at global level.

In the end, Afghan sheep herders and the Amish will be the people best equipped to survive.

TPTB have been attacking the Afghans for a long time, and any attempts at setting up a white only self sufficient cult or community in the USA has been destroyed without mercy.

How the Amish have escaped purging I really don't know.

ThrowAwayYourTV's picture

Techies should all swing on the end of a rope.

Decoherence's picture

Like I said before, millenials will be so demoralized and confused with misinformation they’ll be begging to take it both ways with a pineapple. This will be like getting a tattoo in another decade. You won’t be cool without one.

mrjinx007's picture

Hey boss, get that chip and shove it up your ass; I am outta here.

SweetDoug's picture




In the future, you will be herded by inconvenience into submission, the chipping.

those without chips, will be eventually be viewed with suspicion, as the mission creep will become evident that the primary function of this tech is about surveilance.

Near the end, you will be punished overtly for not having a chip.

Mark. My. Words.




aloha-snackbar's picture

Why don't get Trumpy to install a brain chip in his skull since he is not using the one he has or dosen't have...

Mr. Drysdale's picture

Rev 13:17

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

koan's picture

“We biohackers, we think the human body is a good start but there is certainly room for improvement.”

Arrogance.... pure fucking arrogance.

wally_12's picture

What if my chip becomes obsolete? Old software, old chip design? I block all updates on my Windows XP and 8 machines to keep them operating. Microsoft attempt to upgrade to Windows 10 has been unsucessful so far. Neighbors wisper about Soylent Green at subdivision meeting.

CingRed's picture

When you have a chip you have an owner.