Bitter Hillary Fantasizes With "Journalist" About Becoming President Of Another Planet

Tyler Durden's picture

A bitter Hillary Clinton may have finally just developed a plan that would fulfill her lifelong dream of wielding complete power while simultaneously granting her detractors their lifelong dream of being rid of her.  The plan, apparently hatched in an interview with Now This News, envisions Hillary traveling to an alien planet, Earth 2, where she could rule the non-existent masses with impunity.

Unfortunately, this is not a an interview that starts with the 'Now This' anchor declaring that “people joke about Earth 2, where you are president" (a joke that literally no one has ever told), an awkward, giggling Hillary comments on everything from North Korea to gun control.  Per The American Mirror:

On Earth 2’s North Korea, Clinton said she would have “full on diplomatic pressure” to solve the crisis with the portly dictator Kim Jong-un.


Clinton said if she was in charge, she would be “putting as much money as it took into enforcing the laws we already have,” and added she would want “universal background checks.”


After answering a question about the opioid crisis, a handler attempted to cut off the interview.

Meanwhile, despite efforts of the anchor to wrap the interview without discussing Russia, Clinton begs for a bonus question so she can once again tell us "What Happened" in 2016.

“You want one more? I’ll be short — one more. Because I like being on Earth 2."


"We've got to get to the bottom of what happened in 2016."


“If I had been president, or on Earth 2, where I am, I would have an independent commission with subpoena power because if we don't get to the bottom of it, it's going to keep happening.  This is an ongoing threat."


“I worry about ’18. I worry about 2020 because this is the first time we’ve even been attacked and not imposed any real consequences on our adversary,”

Meanwhile, after repeatedly stoking the flames of the "Russiagate" investigation, Hillary once again reminds us that any efforts on the part of the DOJ to look into the Uranium One scandal would be nothing more than an "abuse of power" by a corrupt Trump DOJ.

Of course, we're not sure how Hillary defines "abuse of power," but we wonder whether sending your former President husband for a secretive meeting with the Attorney General on a Phoenix tarmac just days before you're set to be potentially indicted by the FBI would qualify as such behavior?

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GUS100CORRINA's picture

Bitter Hillary Fantasizes With "Journalist" About Becoming President Of Another Planet

My response: ROFL!!! Unbelievable. Maybe she is addicted to OPIOIDS and living in FANTASY LAND?

MozartIII's picture

It would be fitting! We can send her followers with her including the muslums. Life would be much better off for us Earth 1 people. Just a hunch!

Delving Eye's picture

"Hillary fantasizes." Which is as it should be. Never gonna be reality for this stardrek loser. (No offense meant to Star Trek, Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, et al.)

oDumbo's picture

Stupid, delusional cunt.  Just shut it pig.  

Four chan's picture

what an arch criminlal. clinton cash is all anyone needs to see to see her true self.

tmosley's picture

Anyone else remember the short-lived 90's television series "Earth 2"?

Hillary Clinton thinks it was real.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

Dementia is a sad diagnosis...

Chupacabra-322's picture

Whether on this Earth or any other planet & solar system she’ll always be
Pure Evil War Criminal Treasonous Seditious Psychopath Hillary Clinton.

This person is simply Mad.

IH8OBAMA's picture

I'll help pay for her rocket fuel to get there.


jcaz's picture

You KNOW she's got a SimCity set up as her kingdom.....

espirit's picture

Forget it, you lost.

... and you're white...

Creative_Destruct's picture

Get your demented war-mongering ass to fucking "Earth 2" and STAY there FOREVER... delusional witch.

Bitter NASTY woman.

nmewn's picture

She thought the Scooby Van was real

peippe's picture

It's called The Mystery Machine & it's a real as the Tooth Fairy.

No shut your stupid mouth!

Endgame Napoleon's picture

The Tooth Fairy delivered on promised goods more than any of these politicians.

monk27's picture

Two words: Batshit Crazy !

espirit's picture

Be Kind. In her alternate reality, she does think she's a benevolent matriarch.

Think: Illness.

(it's the only way to escape crimes against humanity)

Endgame Napoleon's picture

Maybe, Elon Musk’s first major breakthrough will involve transporting Hillary to a planet big enough to sustain her massive ego, but unless she takes Bill with her, we will still have the problem of people who once held high, elected office never really vacating said elected office(s) and continuing to collect royalties from global or interplanetary contacts, made in their former PUBLIC positions.

Hillary will be making $500k speeches from Mars, like she had been a CEO, rather a Secretary of State, capitalizing on contacts made in public office, while Bill will continue to influence public policy in America by milking global contacts made while he was POTUS. The intergalactic power couple will be working both Earth and Outer Space for big commission checks. They will never step down gracefully on Earth or on Mars.

Uncle_Cuddles's picture

Musk can't take a shit much less do that to Killary without gov't subsidies.

buttmint's picture

Earth2 TV Series was all filmed in and around Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Same as the recent fire-fighter movie.....

J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock's picture

I'm surprised that nobody has yet realized that after hearing and seeing the pantsuiter in action she is not on Earth2.

She's on Uranus.

Now that would explain the whiff of cabbage gas!


J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock

buttmint's picture

...Send Hillary to Benghazi. She created that mess---let her live out her days there!

ne-tiger's picture

She's crazy, a revenge for all the people she got killed in places like Libya and Syria.

The Wizard's picture

Beings on other planets aren't as stupid as the "educated" in this country. They wouldn't allow her anywhere close to the planet.

Ajax-1's picture

In all honesty, I believe that she is certifiably CRAZY. Perhaps syphilis is eating her brain. No joke,

SDShack's picture

Yep, every week she appears to be more and more unhinged. She's so bat shit crazy that I'm expecting her to carve a swastika in her forehead any day now as some twisted tribute to the passing of Charles Manson.

espirit's picture

Ah come on. You can't legally hang a mentally ill person now, can ya?


natxlaw's picture

If it gets her off of this planet, it's everyone else's fantasy too!

drendebe10's picture

Wutta fukn wacko lying cheating corrupt get outta jail free dried up withered nasty twat. Loss of reality contact is diagnostic for psychosis.

chiswickcat's picture

Does anybody remember that film, Private Benjamin? At the start, Goldie Hawn is in group therapy and when it’s her turn to speak. She hesitates, as she is not supposed to talk about what she can’t get over, her ex. But she cant resist and starts talking about him and the whole group sighs and rolls their eyes and says “Not again! Say something different, pleeeez!!” Even the councillor tells her to try talk about something else for once.
This scene comes to mind every time I see Hilary being interviewed.

Marcecamb's picture

She may have a point. 

What if we already have bases in other planets?

Apparently, she is in the know that indictments are on her way and in Bill's way too and she started bargaining with her secrecy-knowledge of such bases in exchange for inmunity. 

By the way, her rightfull place is in jail.

Evidence of a base in Mars:

SaulAzzHoleSky's picture

OK Hillary-You can have Uranus!

Glasshopper's picture

Is there a planet further than Pluto?

Anunnaki's picture

Nibiru. We don’t want her on our planet

ZeroLounger's picture

Nibiru?  That means, every 3600 years  HillaScreech will be too damned close to earth (1)!

Giant Meteor's picture

I think planet Blotto is further out ..

peddling-fiction's picture

Do you have space on your "rock"?

Say it is a planet.


Implied Violins's picture

Makes one wonder if there is anything to New-Agers talking about 'alternate timelines'...but if true, I want to be on the one where Scarlett Johansson asks to be on top.

Endgame Napoleon's picture

I almost referenced the far-away Pluto, but I do not think it is classified as a planet anymore. Mars is doable. And Hillary can wear the blue pantsuit as a complementary color choice against the fiery planet’s background hues.

shimmy's picture

It is amazing that she can't move on. 

Giant Meteor's picture

This is commonly referred to as a resentment. They most often are emotionally crippling, can lead to explosive raging, and can go on for a lifetime ..

Hell on earth ..

Cautiously Pessimistic's picture day.....soon.....she will get to be President of Cell Block D at a maximum security prison.

Anunnaki's picture

Every time she is quoted in the press, trump’s numbers shoot up

Endgame Napoleon's picture

Maybe, he hired her to generate ratings-boosting publicity and high voter turnout via her unpopularity.

With the Clintons, the former public office(s) they held always need to be generating income.

Holding public office is an investment of sorts.

Malkavian's picture

Talk about a "Crisis on Infinite Earths" Oy fucking vey!

Hulk's picture

Silly Malkavian, its turtles all the way down !!!