Democratic Campaign Tells Voters Not To Vote For A Man (Because He Has A Penis)

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Authord by Alex Thomas via,

Despite losing the 2016 election largely because the Democrat Party refused to move away from divisive identity based politics they have apparently not learned their lesson, with at least one powerful female Democrat deciding to piggyback off the wave of sexual assault allegations sweeping the country by openly telling Michigan voters to vote for her because she is a women.

Democratic candidate for Michigan’s Attorney General, Dana Nessel, has released an ad for her campaign that directly implies that voters should choose her simply because she does not have a penis and therefore cannot sexually assault someone she works with like many male politicians (on both sides of the aisle) have been accused of over the past month.

“Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? That would be the candidate who doesn’t have one,” Nessel says with a straight face as headlines of male sexual harassment play across the screen.

Nessel attempted to explain the fact that she is now attempting to guilt voters into voting for her as a way to show that they are against sexual harassment in an interview with a local news outlet.

“If you get more women in office, if you get more women in positions of authority, you’re less likely to have issues where someone is pulling out their penis at an inappropriate time in the the workplace,” she told WWJ’s Charlie Langton.


“I’m not saying that all men harass and I’m certainly not saying that women are incapable of sexually harassing, but I know from many years serving as an assistant prosecutor prosecuting sex crimes, honestly, the vast, vast majority of those cases do involve men. So I thought that point needed to be made.”

So there you have it.

The Democrats apparently plan to run on a platform that uses guilt to force Americans to vote for them or risk making it look as if they do not care about the issue of sexual harassment.

Absolutely disgusting.

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Bigly's picture

Who is left? Black women who identify as bears?

So inclusive!!!

I an sure they are GROWING exponentially!!!

nope-1004's picture

I see a nipple.


Government needs you to pay taxes's picture

No, the women will merely use their positions to have sex with underage boys.  It's not for nothing we see teacher-has-sex with 6th grader every week in the news.

Billy the Poet's picture

Hillary's campaign proved that having a vagina isn't enough. The candidate must highlight the fact that she doesn't have a penis. That's how you connect with informed voters.

nmewn's picture

Maybe thats why the younger dimz are so in luuuv with Burnie Marx, he has a non-threatening penis ;-)

Peacefulwarrior's picture

So non-threatening it could be mistaken for a psychedelic mushroom growing out of a cowpie

nmewn's picture

Socially responsible psilocybin penis! 

MonetaryApostate's picture

But I thought you couldn't assume they were men?

vato poco's picture

so is it OK if her opponent runs ads complaining about the stench of her cunt? 

jmack's picture

She certainly has no problem showing her ass though.





      I guess this woman is depending on everyone just forgetting about Kathleen Kane.

amadeus39's picture

I think I have a penis; therefore, I am.


FreeEarCandy's picture

To have a penis or not to have a penis, that is the question!

booboo's picture

yea we buzzed right through that phase of our evolutionary puberty didn't we now.

bloostar's picture

What if you don’t gender identify as male or accept as having a shlong? You’ll also find males are less likely to *report* such harassment from women (it would be one big joke to everyone, let’s face it, nobody would give a sh*t), so the figures are almost certainly going to be skewed in favour of ‘zher’ point of argument.

A Sentinel's picture

The chick is full of shit. There are PLENTY of pervert women who molest young boys. And while it seems like it might be cool,as a guy, the victims get fucked up and are seriously challenged to have genuine love relationships and that’s just the beginning.

I’ll bet this bitch molests little boys.

Gargoyle's picture

That's some fucked up shit, right there.  wow.  But I upvoted it.

zippedydoodah's picture

As a young boy I used to dream of being molested by an older woman. Perhaps I should sue myself?

Eyes Opened's picture

In these days of LGBTQGH#$@%& ... no one knows WHO has a a penis & who doesn't... & it's illegal to ask  ???

nmewn's picture

That seems to be what the progs want, moar thought/speech crimes. 

Imagine, sitting in a dimly lit bar around closing time..."it"...has enough makeup on to make Picasso proud but you're just unsure because you can't get a good look at "its" adams you lean over and ask... don't have a penis do you?

The next thing you know you're being tazed, muscles alternately frozen then, involuntarily twitching as a group wearing similar makeup, dressed mini skirts are kicking you and you're being screamed at to roll over & put your hands behind your back.

You've been caught in a Speech Crime Sting ;-)

Eyes Opened's picture

Any port in a storm.....

And any hole in a port....


Chuck Walla's picture

Only assault with a dead weapon.

TungstenBars's picture

I've had my crotch and ass grabbed by older women my entire life. The idea that it is only men doing it is ridiculous. I'd assume women are more prevailant at grabbing because they are not called out. Men just don't care enough to react. Contrary to popular belief it is not usually enjoyable to have some 45 year old, or older, random lady grab your junk on a busy subway but the discomfort is nothing more than a nuissance. People should focus on their lives not some jackass they come into contact with for a few seconds of life. This outrage seems like boredom and a call for attention.

OpTwoMistic's picture

Ha Ha.  Big woman, big pussy,  little woman, all pussy.

nmewn's picture

I can tell you, when Mrs.N and her sisters get in the same room together drinking, no heterosexual male can stand to be in there. 

They say shit that would make Harvey Weinstein blush ;-)

A Sentinel's picture

Sounds like you’ve got a good woman! And I like that: gets together with her sisters.... family. Strength.

nmewn's picture

Oh yeah, she (and they) are a trip when they get all the husbands learned long ago don't ever agree with one of them when she says her sister did something bad...cuz then its... ragging on my sister buddy?!

Then she (or all) descend on the hapless victim with fangs & fully extended talons and are not satisfied until blood is drawn.

Its kinda cool, they stick together like glue, through thick & thin ;-)

tyrone's picture

Uhhh.. that 45 year old random "lady" who grabs your package on a crowded subway is not a woman at all.

Ever heard of a Transvestite or Tranny?

Peacefulwarrior's picture

Summer of 42 moments could easily be subsidized by the pre-pubescent testosterone club

Peanut Butter Engineer's picture

"honestly, the vast, vast majority of those cases do involve men. So I thought that point needed to be made.” So true. Lol

fattail's picture

What about violent crimes?  Are there any racial or gender assumptions that can be made about those perpetrators or victims?


Juggernaut x2's picture

How do we know this jewess doesn't have a penis? To prove it I would need to see a picture of her hairy old gash

sixsigma cygnusatratus's picture

Often times, when broads say they don't have a penis, it's because they do.

It's like saying come here, I'm not gonna hit you.

RayKu's picture

There are some sick people out there. I'm sure there is a philia out there somewhere for what you describe.

I'm going with sitophilia. Nothing like fresh pandesal in the morning.

A Sentinel's picture

The core point regarding sick people is that this bitch is seriously fucked in the head bonkers.

drendebe10's picture

Fukn moron progressive liberal democrap turd are the meanest nastiest hypocrite intolerant divisive turds on the face of the earth Fukemall

junction's picture

Where do they get these demented candidates?  Quick, get me Matt Lauer's bag of sex toys, so we can throw it at her.  Meanwhile, in Minneapolis, the DA is doing nothing about the murder of Justine Damond by a deranged, low IQ Somali-American the former female police chief hired as a cop.

343 Guilty Spark's picture

I am curious if she has forgotten how many female teachers have been fired for seducing students these last couple of years. It is essentially the same thing.

Peanut Butter Engineer's picture

Or "how many more male teachers compared to female teachers have been fired for seducing students these last couple of years. It is essentially the way more prevalent than female teachers.

Blankenstein's picture

It used to be, but the women are catching up.   You go gurlz.

This whore who was married, had sex with 4 different students, two in the same day even.  This article also has links and references to about 10 more of these female teachers.  

RumpleShitzkin's picture

Vote for me and my giant, gristly cock!

At some point, this WILL be the winning campaign slogan.

Bigly's picture

Gross...but it actually beats the whining sjw tripe.

Peacefulwarrior's picture

"GRISTLECOCK" a new member of the Marvel Universe

jmack's picture

It is basically how trump won, if  you think about it.

Grumbleduke's picture

"She had it coming", and the one-finger salute. Guaranteed win.

There's an old british movie called "eat the rich", in it Nosh Nosher - the man! (and it has fags in it, and Lemmy)




A Sentinel's picture

There’s another interpretation to “she had it coming.” And I’ll bet you dollars to doughnuts that she hasn’t in a damn long time.