James Comey Gloats About Flynn Guilty Plea On Twitter

Tyler Durden's picture

Former FBI Director James Comey just couldn't help himself.

Shortly after his longtime friend and former colleague Robert Mueller procured a guilty plea from former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, who will reportedly testify against President Trump and members of his family, Comey tweeted a Bible passage in what seemed like gloating: "But justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream".



Two days earlier, Comey published another cryptic tweet that seems to suggest he might've had advance knowledge of the Flynn plea - something that would've been improper given his status as a witness in the Mueller probe.



Moments after news broke about Flynn "flipping" on Trump, Flynn released a statement saying he acknowledged his actions were wrong.

After over 33 years of military service to our country, including nearly five years in combat away from my family, and then my decision to continue to serve the United States, it has been extraordinarily painful to endure these many months of false accusations of "treason' and other outrageous acts. Such false accusations are contrary to everything I have ever done and stood for. But I recognize that the actions I acknowledged in court today were wrong, and, through my faith in God, I am working to set things right. My guilty plea and agreement to cooperate with the Special Counsel's Office reflect a decision I made in the best interests of my family and of our country. I accept full responsibility for my actions.

At the same time, Trump attorney Ty Cobb issued a statement about Flynn:

"Today, Michael Flynn, a former National Security Advisor at the White House for 25 days during the Trump Administration, and a former Obama administration official, entered a guilty plea to a single count of making a false statement to the FBI.
"The false statements involved mirror the false statements to White House officials which resulted in his resignation in February of this year. Nothing about the guilty plea or the charge implicates anyone other than Mr. Flynn. The conclusion of this phase of the Special Counsel's work demonstrates again that the Special Counsel is moving with all deliberate speed and clears the way for a prompt and reasonable conclusion."

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Two Theives and a Liar's picture

Such insane hubris.

Watch your back buddy!

jcaz's picture

Wow, you better shut the fuck up, you corrupt asshole....

He has Hillary Disease....

On second though- go ahead and paint a target on yourself, Jimmy-  you never were too bright.....

ParticularlyStupidHumanoid's picture

Such corruption. Mueller, a personal friend of Comey, does not prosecute Comey, who did worse than Flynn did - for lying to Congress is second only to lying to the Supreme Court.

zorba THE GREEK's picture

Not since J. Edgar Hoover, has there been a bigger piece of crap heading the FBI. I hope he gets taken down with HELLary.

shitshitshit's picture

methinks comey doth brag too much...

it's not gonna end well for this chap.

Stackers's picture

Flynn should have demanded immunity first




strannick's picture

Corript Comey. Clinton ass kisser extrodinaire

IH8OBAMA's picture

“But justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream”

If that were true Obama, Hillary, Bill, Podesta and other Dims would all be in jail.


Chuck Walla's picture
  • He should gloat cuz that is exactly what I'm going to do when they send this fuck up the river.
Billy the Poet's picture

Comey must pay the penalty for his treason.

geo_w's picture

I'd suggest his sentencing recommendations come from Marth Stewart.

Eyes Opened's picture

......As the tree of Liberty withers away from lack of attention  :-(

Kayman's picture

"But the turds of injustice roll down like  sewer waters and hubris like an ever-flowing stream".

James Comey translated to English.

eatthebanksters's picture

I am going to celebrate when this grandstanding loser cocksucker Comey is standing in a jail cell whose width is smaller than his height.

The Wizard's picture

What does Comey know about righteousness? He's never lied.

This is quite a show. Better than going to the theater.

Whoa Dammit's picture

The man is a lunatic. He's gone full Tammy Faye. Things may soon get Biblical for Comey, but probably not in the way he imagines. 

nope-1004's picture

Comey's twitter description of himself:  "Taller and funnier in person."

In other words, we are not to believe what we see or hear about this guy from someone else, but we must believe what he writes.  He is, like other liars, telling you what to think about him.  He is the epitome of social disgrace, with a severe image problem over his height and personality traits.

Comey, you lied to Congress and white-washed Hillary Clintons fraud and treason.  You SIR should be hanged.  Satan also quoted scripture, so your attempt to bring the Lord God into your lies has been seen by me as total self compromise and total personal failure.  God will judge you accordingly, from which you will NEVER escape and to whom you can never convince that you are taller and funnier.

Your soul is deeply disturbed - probably tied to Clinton money, which is why you're honoring evil.



janus's picture

I wonder if James Comey knows what's coming for both he and his brother, Peter?

Peter Comey, counsel for the Clinton Foundation ala DLA Piper.


ZHealots, mark the name of DLA Piper (super elite/whiteshoe law firm)...mark it well -- you'll be learning much more about it in the months to come.


the director of the FBI has a brother who just so happens to work for the law firm that coordinated U1, specifically in aranging bribes (145 million +) to the Clinton Foudation; not only that, this brother (Peter Comey), is the point man in DLA Piper for the Clinton Foundation.

enjoy your guilty plea, commies.  

this may be your last weekend of mirth.

Flynn will get a pardon, and his actions will be fully understood within the context of the whole situation.  Hell, Flynn's gonna be all but forgotten when the indictment blizzard hits.

DLA Piper will be defunct in two years.



FoggyWorld's picture

Won't happen with Sessions as the AG.

janus's picture

i guess you guys are unfamiliar with the whole, 'i've got good news & bad news...bad news first' thing.

and if this is the extent of the bad news (and it is), brace yourselves for some very good news.

also, i think all/most of you will soon be pleasantly surprised by Sessions.  have any of you ever thought that, in the absense of a special prosecutor, Sessions hasn't recused himself...ipso facto, no need for a special prosecutor?  it's a possibility you should at the very least entertain. 

moreover, if the extent of this probe is as complex and all-encompassing as many of us believe, why would he prematurely execute indictments or tip his hand to the adversary?


Lumberjack's picture

Janus, I trust your new adventure is going well. There is good news, bad news and a shitload of in between. Tough to keep everyone happy. Only time will tell. And that may unfortunately take awhile.

janus's picture

can you keep a secret, LJ?

i don't know why, and i didn't expect to, but I for some reason miss Massachusetts. 

always wanted to invest a spell o' life on the vineyard.  janus will make it happen. come hell or highwater.




Wild tree's picture

Wonderful tidbits Janus. Couldn't happen to a nicer pair, since they don't have a pair between them.

Sure hope you are right about Sessions, since all I've seen is him hitting Mary Jane and civil forfeiture widened. I disagree huuugely with both, but he could redem himself if he tackles the pair on his way to putting Hitlerty in an orange pantsuit. She would look so good in one dontcha know.

False_Profit's picture

The deep state jesuit comey quoteth scripture...how quaint...

Is this cause for a gay orgy kegger in nervi hall tonight?

FoggyWorld's picture

That's Flynn's problem and Trump's too.  They didn't go to law school where they would have learned how to become first class weasels the way Mueller, Comey, McCabe and Rosenstein and Sessions did.

chunga's picture

They're laughing at Trump, taunting him.

His name was Seth fuckin' Rich.

Lumberjack's picture

Comey will lose that smirk as his own stained blue dress is about to make the rounds. Yes, I said HIS.

loves the truth's picture

Satan constantly quoted scriptures too

Satan's picture

Let the motherfucker who is without sin cast the first stone...

Gorgeous's picture

But Comey can't even do that.  "But justice roll down..." ??  I don't think this dim bulb will be able to avoid barbell accidents forever.


DrLucindaX's picture

Came here to say that. They're so transparent! 

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Don't forget this is a disturbed and deranged individual.  He's all over the map all the time and never sees problems with his own hypocrisy.  He was a theology major to boot, I believe.

AldousHuxley's picture

theology majors = wannebe gods


What the hell is FBI director doing quoting a religious relic?

Can you imagine a muslim london mayor quoting the quoran as a political opposition falls?



Giant Meteor's picture

“But justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream”

I wonder if Mr. Comey looks up to see a message hanging on HIS wall about God’s righteous judgment coming soon. 

Right before he blows his brains out ..

Make a great movie ..


Yukon Cornholius's picture

Not just quoting a religious relic, but the bastardized, modern English version of a religious relic. Comey's not smart enough to find a Dr. Suess quote.

loves the truth's picture

Theology major?  yeah the Catholic church claims that too, and they are filled with pedophila in the past and have 2000 cases pending now at  Pedodome city.




Talk about Anti Christs!

AldousHuxley's picture

Trump can trump justice with pardon.


Comey didn't learn power > perceived justice of his own ouster.


Here is the truth: MONEY = POWER


During the circus of russiagate, Trumps are creating a real estate dynasty for next 3-5 generations

E.F. Mutton's picture

I've got an ever flowing stream for Comey.  Let me finish my beer.

Tipsy's picture

I say we all chip in to buy you a kegerator.

DosZap's picture

YOUR turn is coming you crooked crimianl assawhole.

Wipe that Hellary smirk off that face,save it for looking out from brhind the bars.

Giant Meteor's picture

I enjoyed this message!

Peacefulwarrior's picture

AMEN someone needs to bring the Atomic Elbow down off the turnbuckle Jimmy Superfly Snooka style on this soft handed Pu$$y. These guys make me sick...

Chupacabra-322's picture

Pure Evil Criminal Treasonous Seditious Psychopath is going to get Eliminated sooner or later.

vofreason's picture

Yes, such insane hubris on the part of Trump and his administraion of circus clowns, bankers and rich socialites.  

343 Guilty Spark's picture

Funny how Comey gloats about someone getting 'Justice' for breaking the law when he also broke the law by leaking documents.

Atavists R Us's picture

Comey: But justice roll down like waters and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream”

Be careful what you wish for...

MagicHandPuppet's picture

The truth is, Comey: You are a liar.

detached.amusement's picture

I hate his shit eating "I'm protected" grin

Abitcoinbrain's picture

You know this is a setup! flynn testifies because he cant afford the million dollar legal fees!