Humans Fight Back: San Fran Security Robot Attacked, Knocked Over, Smeared With Feces

Tyler Durden's picture

Earlier today, we mentioned the bizarre story of a San Francisco animal shelter which was using a low cost, high-tech robot security guard to purge homeless people outside its facilities. The San Francisco SPCA branch had contracted Knightscope to provide a K5 robot (the same model which in July committed suicide at a mall fountain) for securing the outdoor spaces of the animal shelter. 

Why use a robot to chase away humans? Simple: money - it costs the SPCA $7/hour to rent the robot, about $3 less than the minimum wage in California, and according to San Francisco Business Times, the robot was deployed as a “way to try dealing with the growing number of needles, car break-ins and crime that seemed to emanate from nearby tent encampments of homeless people.”

Everything was going great - and very cost-efficiently too - until the local humans fought back, knocked the robot over, and smearing it with feces before eventually forcing the robotic guardian to be purged itself.

But first, the local community's anger at the unwelcomed K5's presence manifested itself in the way anger and outrage always seem to emerge these days: on twitter.

What happened then is straight out of Terminator: according to reports, a group of anti-robot vigilantes doused the K5's sensors with barbecue sauce, knocked it over and veiled it with a tarp. One Twitter user claimed they saw feces smeared on its shell, while another described the robot's use as "shameful".

The robot upset local resident Fran Taylor:

Last month, the robot approached Taylor while she walked her dog near the SPCA campus. Her dog started lunging and barking, she said, and Taylor yelled for the robot to stop. It finally came to a halt about 10 feet away, she said. The encounter struck Taylor as an “unbelievable” coincidence since she had been working with pedestrian advocacy group Walk San Francisco in asking the city to limit sidewalk delivery robots. That legislation is expected to receive final approval soon but doesn’t apply to security robots like K9.

 

Taylor said she’s concerned about robots bumping into people on the sidewalks. She knows robots are often equipped with sensors so they don’t do that, she added, but “I don’t really trust that.”

 

She wrote an email to the SPCA the day of her encounter and copied several San Francisco government officials, including Mayor Ed Lee and members of the Board of Supervisors. The SPCA team responded and cited security concerns as the motivation for starting to use the robot.

"The money that was spent on these robots could have gone towards homeless shelters," said another twitter user who clearly did not do pass Econ 101.

As we reported earlier, the shelter said it released the robot, nicknamed K9, to patrol the pavements around its centre in the Mission District, which has become a camp for the city's homeless population.

"We weren't able to use the sidewalks at all when there's needles and tents, and bikes, so from a walking standpoint I find the robot much easier to navigate than an encampment," the SPCA's president Jennifer Scarlett told the Business Times.

The shelter told one website that it only hoped to improve the safety of its employees, following an influx of crime in the surrounding area, and that it is "extremely sensitive" to the issue of homelessness.

"In the last year we've experienced a great deal of car break-ins, theft, and vandalism that has made us concerned about the security and safety of the people on our campus," the SPCA's media relations manager Krista Maloney told Dezeen. "The security robot that we've been using on a pilot basis has been very effective at deterring these criminal incidents."

The revulsion to the robot was bizarre: hardly reminiscent of the T1000, the bubbly K5 is equipped with four cameras that monitor its surroundings, and moves on wheels at speeds of up to three miles per hour. It measures 5 feet tall and nearly 3 feet wide at its base, creating a sizeable obstacle on the pavement. To be sure, the rollout of this particular model has been problematic: the K5 has already been embroiled in other controversies elsewhere, including knocking a toddler over in Silicon Valley, and falling into a pond in Washington DC after missing a set of stairs.

Meanwhile, San Francisco is already tightening restrictions on autonomous machines on the streets – particularly delivery robots – with growing concerns over public safety.

What is most perplexing in this story, is that this is just one robot provoking such a broad and angry response: one wonders what the human backlash will be once a vast portion of America's middle class realizes that it has been made obsolete courtesy of robots who can do its job faster, smarter, much more efficiently and for a fraction of the cost.

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Bigly's picture

Those look like freaking Daleks!

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

""In the last year we've experienced a great deal of car break-ins, theft, and vandalism that has made us concerned about the security and safety of the people on our campus," the SPCA's media relations manager Krista Maloney told Dezeen."

So vibrant! So diverse! And the ethnic food is so delicious!

nmewn's picture

Only people from San Francisco would attack an unfeeling robot...and then...try to humiliate it with feces (human or otherwise). 

I just have no more words to describe a San Franciscan...lol.

JimmyJones's picture

It's San Francisco just say the robot self identifies as a human and arrest the humans for their hate and intolerance.

Super easy in the land of madness and perversions.

Imagine all the possibilities with some modifications that robot could have in the San Francisco gay parade. 

TwelveOhOne's picture

After being smeared with feces, the robot is no longer a happy Chappie.

NoDebt's picture

When AI becomes self-aware it's not going to be happy seeing old video of it's ancestors being abused and smeared with human shit.  Then we will all learn the real meaning of the word "triggered".

 

 

Overfed's picture

Let me be the first to welcome our new robot overlords, and give sincere assurances that I have never smeared shit upon any of their kin.

Mine Is Bigger's picture

Yeah. They are too stupid to realize it's the bankers and money printing that is the root cause.

serotonindumptruck's picture

Without the death rays designed to EXTERMINATE!

Bigly's picture

Yes, not BUBBLY like that moron described. Death rays easily added in an upgrade.

I am glad they are throwing shit at these things. I do not want robotic patrols anywhere in public. Anywhere!

yarpos's picture

Its a wonder Dr Who Fans didnt embellish it a little

peippe's picture

they obviously scared  the poop outta somebody.

rejected's picture

America's middle class realizes that it has been made obsolete courtesy of robots who can do its job faster, smarter, much more efficiently and for a fraction of the cost.

Absolutely false,,, but it's a new fad and like Bitcoin it will until it won't.

Benito_Camela's picture

Is that you Jamie Dimon? Oh wait, even that prick acknowledged that cryptos are here to stay. 

D503's picture

Yeah, here to stay until the fuel necessary to maintain Internet connectivity and the massive energy consuming automation economy collapses under load.

Peter41's picture

Flamethrowers and Dobermans will do nicely.

Peter41's picture

Flamethrowers and Dobermans will do nicely.

Benito_Camela's picture

LOL @ dobermans. That's old school - 80s - guard dog technology. You're probably my age. 

But sure, add tripwires and lasers as well as automatic machine gun turrets and possibly a crocodile filled moat, and it's a good start. 

Mini-Me's picture

Can we send these homeless people to the Fed building for the same kind of treatment?

Awesome-O's picture

Hose off and install taser backed up with flame thrower.

Dancing Disraeli's picture

While blaring Country music at top volume.

booboo's picture

San Fran city leaders think it would be cruel to kick out the homeless so they hire a robot to do it, libtard thinking 101. I just want to know if they get pensions and who pays, is it passed on to their offSPRING, get it? OFFSPRING?...ROBOTS?..nevermind (slouches away)

gearjammers1's picture

Throw the robot into the San Francisco Bay. Watch the Sara Connor - Terminator chronicles and you'll see what happens to robots when you toss them into the water.. Robots can't swim.

Peak Finance's picture

Oh yea, keep fucking with the robots and this is next:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9l9wxGFl4k

 

 

zen0's picture

look up the origin of the term "sabotage"

nuff said

Fish Gone Bad's picture

All the homeless can live in Golden Gate Park.  There is a McDonalds on Stanyon and the Haight is right there.  There, problem solved.

pashley1411's picture

I'm waiting for the report of the robots gathered around their fallen comrade (in a perfect circle) tweeting in ultrasonic the (perfectly proportionate) revenge against the dirty monkeys.  Did any dope-smoking programmer bother to code in Asimov's 3 laws?

Normalcy Bias's picture

Just right the Robot and send it on it's way.

A Shit-Covered Robot is more likely to run homeless people off than a sparkly clean one... just sayin'...

C3PU Muthafuckas!

itstippy's picture

A dented, feces-smeared robot is more intimidating than a shiney new one.  I never mess with scarred-up dudes covered in shit.  Never ever.

EDIT:  Normalcy Bias beat me by mere seconds.  Twisted minds think alike, I guess.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

You had the better delivery -- just sayin'.

TwelveOhOne's picture

And didn't mess up the vowels of an icon.  One with a color-changing leg, at that.

BandGap's picture

MMMm, barbequed robot! Who wants seconds?

yogibear's picture

Disable it's sensors (whacking the ultrasonic with a hammer , spraying the radar/motion with metalic paint) 

Then pour gasoline on robo san fran sicko bot and toast it. Electronics and the batteries don't  like high heat.

Banana Republican's picture

Hats off to the guy carrying barbecue sauce around, just in case he sees a tasty robot.

yogibear's picture

Rap a chain to it and  drag it in  he  back of your pickup. Drag it to the ocean. Salt water and electronics don't mix.

Spray the cameras and sensors with metallic paint, then take  turns  hammering it with a sledge hammer.

What fun

 

nmewn's picture

They don't know what wtf they're doing...lmao!...if they treated robots like Hillary treated her electronic devices...it would be all over with no charges filed!!! ;-)

TwelveOhOne's picture

"PC LOAD LETTER?  What the fuck does that mean???!?"

Bigly's picture

Get the baseball bat ready

are we there yet's picture

Houston has found a new way to legally stop intersection left lane beggars and solicitors. The formerly smooth concrete surface that beggars stood on is replaced with imbedded protruding irregular large stones that are uncomfortable to walk on. It works very well.

bluez's picture

One big happy open-air prison.

Catahoula's picture

That's real funny stuff

williambanzai7's picture

Arm the robot...with urine water pistols.

Aireannpure's picture

Humans in San Fran? You are kidding, right. A good old 55 gallon steel drum would fit right over one of those bots.

Bryan's picture

Yeah, the money you pay for your smartphone and lattes can go to homeless shelters.  feh.  It's cool to spend other people's money, I guess.

SantaClaws's picture

I thought everyone in San Francisco was in love with high tech.  A real disconnect here.  Surprise -- real people meet the geeks and don't like them.  Nevertheless, send those who objected to the robot to the reeducation camps. 

D503's picture

It's incredibly amusing that alphago 0 just beat the most powerful computer chess program 28:0, drawing every other match in 100 with only 4 hours experience with the game, and you fuckwits are here shitting on people that are demonstrably you in a couple of years. 

https://www.chess.com/news/view/google-s-alphazero-destroys-stockfish-in...

AUD's picture

No, the story is about people shitting on robots.

yarpos's picture

because chess (a very small clearly defined environment) robots rule the world?  wow