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DONKEY POOP

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I Write Code's picture

Nice, Banzai-san.

Hello, FBI!  Count me in.

MrBoompi's picture

LOL we liked this one WB!

FGopher's picture

William, get it up on a billboard in D.C ASAP. Brilliant!

Demologos's picture

Put that image on a coin with its complementary image, the GOP-ephant, on the obverse side dropping the same deuce. Then you will have a succinct visual representation of how the two-party system works in today's United States.

litemine's picture

The FBI works against American People......

Just Imagine what the World thinks of the CIA.

As for Government catch Phrases....The CIA's ticket to ruin countries is

"In American (corporate) Interests".......(fuck whatever anyone else thinks). 

The Blowback is coming, inside and outside the USA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABbc-O_3_Ac&index=1&list=RDABbc-O_3_Ac

Sorry for the delay.....ad.

 

MontgomeryScott's picture

If there ever was a place for the FLY, it would be here!

A fly on Comey's face; a fly on Meuller's face; just like Soetoro and Hitlery's...

Reaper's picture

The FBI's power is its use of non-recorded interviews, which are used to entrap anyone as a perp, or as a false witness against another, or to totally discredit a person's court testimony by an FBI claim of what they said in an interview, and to create files of false information for political ends. 

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SShXDJKG4BA 

The M.O. of the FBI is lying in court, to the public, creating fictitious crimes and presenting false evidence.  https://www.rt.com/usa/fbi-terror-report-plot-365-899/

https://boingboing.net/2013/05/07/dont-ever-speak-to-the-fbi-w.html

Flankspeed60's picture

Even before I open a Billy Banzai image, I know I'm going to be smiling.......

ConfederateH's picture

These are the guys that murdered Levoy Finnicum and have ruined the lives of the Bundy family and many others.  Any resistance to these thugs will instantly see its leaders smeared and legally attacked while FBI agents infiltrate and convert it to a cess-pool-tool.  Like the KKK.  Or Al Queda.  

The sheeple aren't about to do anything, and the FBI knows it.

chunga's picture

It's really a shame there is little or no news reporting on the Bundy trial, that believe it or not, is going on right now. If you want to get pissed go ahead and read thiis thing. BLM boss Dan Love actually had a thing he called the "kill book" we're he bragged about harrassing three people so much they committed suicide. BLM also had a display of pictures of the Bundys with X's across their faces.

EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Matt Shea Exposes BLM Atrocities

https://redoubtnews.com/2017/12/shea-exposes-blm-atrocities/

In an exclusive video interview with Redoubt News, Washington State Representative Matt Shea read from a letter he received concerning a BLM whistle blower named Larry Wooten.

MontgomeryScott's picture

TWA flight 700, Waco, Ruby Ridge, the Kennedy assasination,...

Handful of Dust's picture

Very good portrayal of the traitors there.

Kayman's picture

"We are serving you by serving ourselves".  The corruption runs far deeper than we are have seen so far.  How does any of this happen within an organization without the concurrence, if not direct assistance, by the entire organization. 

Mueller would serve the nation best by committing hari-kari.

Gohigher's picture

(apologies Lennon-McCartney)

The long and winding road that leads to your door
Will never disappear
I've seen that road before it always leads me here
Leads me to your door

The wild and windy night when SETH washed away
Has left a pool of tears crying for the proof
Why leave me standing here, let me know the truth
Many times I'm alone and everywhere I look
All I see is deep swamp play and nothing here but crooks
And still they lead me back to the long and winding road
Still leaves me standing here a long, long time I fear
Same as it ever was, as it ever was
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cafe Baghdad's picture

technically that picture represents donkey shit

the FBI is more liquidy and smelly

Pure Evil's picture

Am I mistaken, or is that the new soft serve ice cream dispenser down at the Golden Corral?

Make mine chocolate please!

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought this guy (http://911truth.org/tag/robert-mueller/) worked for the Bush family and The "Dick" Cheney?...

Don't blame the "messenger"! I didn't vote for the ass or the pachyderm!!!...

nmewn's picture

We throw out these terms like "the Deep State" and everyone nods their heads knowingly, even while unknowingly admitting to themselves they don't know who they are, what they look like or what their names are.

It is just...there.

Being just like everyone else, I always wondered what those faces of the Deep State looked like and who they were too, well now...we all do ;-)

williambanzai7's picture

It is somewhat anticlimactic to realise that the "deep state" operatives we spend so much time worrying ourselves over are essentially and collectively one big stupid fucking clownathon.

Somewhere in Putinville massive quantities of PopKorns are being konsumed.

And given the sordid details concerning the motives and stupidity of this sorry cast of characters, the cover your ass ulterior motive behind Comey's last minute Weiner roast now seems ezy peazy to discern even though some down voting moron doesn't like to admit it.

Kayman's picture

Willy

You got a flyshit troll down voting you.

TemporarySecurity's picture

Half the time I press a button it goes up one and down one.  I have no clue if some loser just voted opposite of me or if they have a problem with the buttons.  I think it might just be the buttons.  It happens often enough I just quit voting.

Pure Evil's picture

Only whales and penises are called Willy.

Never Samurai Warriors.

williambanzai7's picture

There are lots of things to say, but at this moment I would like to say this: where the fuck is Weiner's laptop and exactly what was found on his hard drive (pun intended).

I'm no expert, but I would hazard a guess that having top secret information land on the hard drive of a known (now convicted) sexual prevert with plenty to lose is exactly, I mean precisely, the kind of scenario that points to the reason why carelessly using a basement server and unsecured email channels instead of following security protocol for Secretary Dingbats official emails amounts to prima facie criminal gross negligence and NOT "extreme carelessness" (oh dear) as the bungling viagra craving boneheads at the FBI would have the common ZH lowbrow believe. A KGB agents wet dream!

And if my low brow memory serves me correctly, the lowbrow detectives at the NYPD realised this before the gum turds took control of the evidence, no doubt for reasons of national security and in the interest of conserving the purity of their precious bodily fluids.

But then again, who cares about this when the chief counter espionage dick at the FBI thinks it's ok to have an office tryst and is too holy fucking stupid to realise that his messages are being monitored. The dick whose wife collected campaign contributions from the Clintons certainly didn't give a flying Libtard fuck.

Are you savvy Scouts?

And who the fuck killed Seth Rich?

Lowbrow minds want to know...

Dragon HAwk's picture

Big difference between deleting emails and backing them up or moving them to a private computer, but what the fuck do i know. Free Weiner's laptop

TemporarySecurity's picture

The problems with the FBI are not just at the national political level. 

For 40 years they have lied in court, most murder even death penalty, that they could determine that the bullet came out of a specific gun.  They couldn't even get the caliber right.

For 25 years they have lied in courts that they could determine without dna who a hair came from, they can't. Again murder and death penalty cases the FBI labs are not used for theft cases.

From what I can tell not a single agent who lied in court has been charged with a crime.  Most states will not reopen a case once a conviction but the states that did can now us DNA to prove the innocence of the guy who has been in jail for decades.

The FBI us contemporaneous notes when they interview you instead of tape recorders.  So their entire testimony is on what they think you said or possibly what they wanted you to say.

If I am on a jury I will just presume the FBI agent is lying.

Reaper's picture

The laptop is in the same safe that J Edgar used to control and enable crooked politicians.

DeadFred's picture

I stumbled onto some posts awhile back that purport to explain all your questions. Try looking into "Q clearance anon" and his series of leading questions. He has given more than enough confirmation for me to believe he is not a larp. Some of the answers he gives to your questions:

They really are stupid and careless because they never thought they would lose the election. They never expected to be investigated.

The corruption is so rampant that it can't all be prosecuted so you will see loads of people resign or decide not to run for re-election (e.g. Corker), there will be some prosecutions (e.g. Hillary) and others who were being blackmailed by the blackhats will start working for the whitehats (e.g. Mueller)

MS13 killed Seth Rich at the order or 'them' and the two hitmen were found dead the next day. MS13 is being rolled up even as we speak.

I love a good conspiracy theory and this guy is spinning the best one ever, and who knows it may even be true. I hope so, it would make me smile even if it will likely mean the end of the easy times that came from the American Empire (Trump may be able to drain the swamp in the US but that will just make us the enemy of the other swamp ceatures world-wide). The petro dollar is doomed if the swamp is drained.

The best conspiracy therories make testable predictions and this guy has made some. Some of the ones that he has made for the near term are that John Sidney (FLYSIDFLY) McCain will resign soon due to medical issues that are in fact faked. He doesn't have cancer and Pelosi is faking her brain freezes for the same reason. Mueller is acting as a whitehat and Trump is completely safe. The recent fake news fiasco's were based on canary traps set by the whitehats and each one exposed a leaker. Adam Schiff is one of those leakers (4th vs 14th email glitch). The Alabama election was rigged but was closely monitored and the whitehats traced the fraud. Trump was right when he said the Republicans will soon get to run again because the election will be overturned. Soros will go down due to this fraud. Many more swamp creatures will be exposed for their impropriaties within days. (NSA is providing the data, why do you think they never deny the charges?}

Q makes me happy, I hope and pray he's real but thanks for the smiles either way.

Solio's picture

Indeed, where are the NYPD detectives that were brought to tears with what they witnessed on that hard drive? After all they are fathers, husbands and men.

Nobs Here's picture

The lucky ones got whacked before seeing their loved ones destroyed by the courts.

 

You know our government sucks when Seth Rich's example has made Whistle Blowers a globalist joke for entertainment value.

expert diaper changer's picture

The main mission of the FBI, Mueller's investigation included, is to gather and hide information. The FBI uses it to get extra funding, threaten members of their oversight committee and protect the candidate(s) of their choice. They have been in the lead investigation agency in every traitorous deed from 9/11 to Las Vegas and the truth has always been hidden. The FBI would never have admitted that there was a second shooter in Las Vegas if a YouTube video forensic analysis of the audio hadn't been produced by an honest citizen. The 2nd shooter admission,  by the Las Vegas office Supervisor, was so guarded that it was a cruel joke on the victims and their families. The FBI is no longer a protector of America, they have become the protector of their own schemes. This would never have happened under J. Edgar Hoover.

 

Reaper's picture

You're deluded about J Edgar.   Hoover used his "secret" files to control both the media and politicians.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxFvH7srgTA

Hoover decreed the FBI no recording interviews directive so as to enable the FBI to incriminate anyone.  I.e. Martha Steward and Fylnn are recent.

williambanzai7's picture

I'm not sure I would pine for the days of J Edgar Hoover. After all he set the ball in motion.

Not if_ But When's picture

Where did i read that (intelligence) agencies spend twice as much on disinformation activities than information activities?            CPL 593H

chunga's picture

Looking at this as dispassionately as possibe it's becoming clear a conspiracy has occurrred that should result in prison time for a former president, a presidential candidate, two DNC chairs -*1, -*2, and a large batch of intelligence agency bosses.

While the frauds in congress -*3 work to determine if the FBI -*4 is in the tank for Honest Hill'rey it's important to note that they -*5 voted unanimously to sanction Russia.

*1 - One wrote a book admitting to election rigging and fearing for her life over the Seth Rich murder.

*2 - The other one publically threatened the capital police chief demanding computer equipment that's apparently been forgotten about.

*3 - Part of congress' compensation is anonymous sex harrassment insurance coverage.

*4 - ~ 30 years ago, first lady Honest Hill'rey had an underling request that FBI send her their confidential background check files, and they did.

*5 - They all continue to make believe they've never heard of the murder of Seth Rich, nor Julian Assange's very public offer of proof    the Russians had nothing to do with this, including the maverick outsider.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

What we are experiencing is the axiom, stupid should hurt, applied to our nation as a whole.  

Hedge accordingly. 

bardot63's picture

99.9% applause!  Your only observation I would question is on Weiner's hard drive (pun obvious).  I question whether Carlos D. could actually get it up when it counted.  But then, Huma was never centerfold material so the guy may not have had much practice. 

You are spot on to note that our nation is protected by counter espionage geniuses like this black-on-black operative who doesn't know every syllable launched into cyberspace lives forever.   Suggest we place our bets on Vlad and God Help Us. 

BabaLooey's picture

"It's a matter of National Security"

"That's Classified".

Two of THE most bullshit/cover up phrases that this cabal of Federal cunts use DAILY.

HOURLY.

We need a high pressure hose to FUCKING WIPE AWAY THIS SWAMP SLIME.

Reaper's picture

Who protects national security from them.

williambanzai7's picture

Don't forget the interest of preserving the purity of their precious bodily fluids.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

bill, hillary was to win..so he became sloppy with his plotting..98% chance she was a shoe in..understandable he felt no threat of exposure..think if she had won..none of this would matter.

nmewn's picture

It was to have been the..."historic"...coronation of a queen.

She had patiently waited her turn to hold the royal scepter...she had plotted with her allies, minions & cronies placed at the very highest levels just waiting on her arrival...everything was in place...she, a real pro in all matters of state and of political survival, to be handed down through generations to her daughter, Dianne Reynolds...now...there is to be no dancing...no balls...no partying...no gay frivolity among the pampered elitist parasitic class of DC. 

All spoiled. Ruined ;-)

fbazzrea's picture

Jane Austen reincarnate??  (;

Kayman's picture

Corruption. Everywhere. 

Putin doesn't need to do a damn thing.  What other highest level officials are having illicit affairs, creating the conditions to blackmail?

Pure Evil's picture

Who were the Awan brothers and their enablers in the House of Representatives?

nmewn's picture

lol...it would be hysterically funny as hell if it weren't so serious.

Medusa Wassername-Schultz has actual foreign IT workers rummaging through her hard drive and dancing across the House network, as she sits as the DNC Chairwoman AND as she sits on her various Congressional committies and just what is the counter-intelligence staff at the FBI consuming their time with?

Writing and editing exoneration letters for Hillary Klinton using an illegal server to pass around top secret and classified information for the better part of 2016.

I swear to God, this is way beyond incompetence, this is willful, treasonous, malfeseance. 

williambanzai7's picture

I think you mean criminal gross negligence and wilful misconduct.

Bay of Pigs's picture

Add conspiracy and sedition to the charges.

Pure Evil's picture

And, I for one would like to thank all those responsible for pinching off a turd in the Evil Queen's punch bowl.