268 NY Credit Suisse Employees Learn They Are About To Be Laid Off Via Department Of Labor Website

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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:23 | 1884032 PicassoInActions
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Damn, are they going to join OWS now?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:25 | 1884055 wanklord
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What’s all the uproar?
It seems that most of Americans never bothered themselves to learn living within their means, save some money, plan for the future, get a decent education and avoid credit at all.

The blame must be placed specifically on the so-called Baby Boomers, a failed generation who really enjoyed the prosperity of the 50s and 60s; instead, they focused all of their deprived intellect in experimenting with all types of drugs and having very promiscuous sexual lives. These people have done nothing for this country and now they are so scared of potentially not being able to collect their government entitlements (paradoxically, they are the majority).

Therefore, America as a broken society is now paying the consequences of its own greed, lack of common sense and stupidity.

Someone said that Americans are just a bunch of stupid animals easy to manipulate and subdue. The sooner the US economy collapses the better, so the ignorant populace will finally learn NOT to live beyond their means – and stop blaming the government, since they don’t give a crap about people’s grievances.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:36 | 1884119 RebelYell
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And to beat all that, America is full of absolutely bitter and jealous douche bags like ^^!  You clearly need more sex and better drugs (SRIs).

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:47 | 1884206 g speed
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HEY FORGET SEX, DRUGS OR ROCK AND ROLL -  he's a evengelical closet truther finding fault.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:52 | 1884226 topcallingtroll
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I think he has a good point about laziness and selfishness of boomers as a class, but it is a moral failing that has nothing to do with sex or drugs...and I love teabaggers. If push comes to shove and i have to choose sides then Eich ben ein teabagger.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:49 | 1884213 topcallingtroll
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If he could have avoided the sexual moralizing he would have made sense.

I am self disciplined, work hard, got educated, live within my means, and pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

I also smoke pot and my wife and I are swingers.

Self discipline, morals, and the ability to work hard and take care of my family without the fucking government getting involved is a moral issue entirely separate from my sex life or what i inhale.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:22 | 1884480 MachoMan
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so...  tell me about your childhood.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:38 | 1884595 metastar
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So, ... tell me about your MILF?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:29 | 1884841 Fedophile
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What's wrong with swinging and pot? They go great together.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:37 | 1884589 Obadiah
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Oh snaaaap!  that's gonna end badly

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:50 | 1884214 aerojet
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Yeah, well, it certainly feels like certain folks got to enjoy consequence-free living and then pulled up the ladder before anyone else could. 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:56 | 1884250 topcallingtroll
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To live ones life in a major credit expansion cycle it is no wonder the boomers have no idea you cant have your cake and eat it too.

When they do realize what faces us then they take the children's cake.

They have no shame.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:58 | 1884263 topcallingtroll
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I love gross generalizations about particular classes of people! But remember not all boomers are that way.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:27 | 1885078 NotApplicable
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Isn't divide and conquer fun?

Class warfare will surely save us all!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:01 | 1884293 RebelYell
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I beg to differ... the ladder is a work of fiction portrayed in the media and film by wannabees and self righteous narcissists... thats cool.  Just don't drink the redrum.  These boom and busts are painful if your life isn't centered and full of friends and family.  Otherwise it's just a carnival ride or tent.  What can they really take from you - really.  Only wanting and worrying can make you sick. 

I just get tired of haters hating groups of people.  Never forget - all those things that you want come with a price... they ante up eventually.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:01 | 1884282 Rockfish
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The blame must be placed specifically on the so-called Baby Boomers,

Whether you like it or not anything you have today is the result of labor sweat and blod of the generation preceding you.

I know, I know all your accoplishments are the fruits of your labor and effort,  and you could creat the same outcome if I dropped you off in the middle of Amozon jungle.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:45 | 1884644 Mariposa de Oro
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These people have done nothing for this country

Hey, many of them voted for The Hope and The Change.  Whaddya mean they didn't 'do' anything for this country?  They helped destroy it.

Disclaimer:  I was born in 1962 but don't consider myself a 'boomer' as I came along too late to get in on the goodies.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:30 | 1885092 NotApplicable
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You're a 'Tweener.

I'm the world's oldest GenXer.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 18:54 | 1884938 mkkby
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Hopefully they burn the place on their way out.  We can dream... If every OWer torched a bank branch, it'd be all over tomorrow.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:35 | 1885110 NotApplicable
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Thing is, they'd never do it, as they wouldn't want to waste all of the "money" inside that could be better used for pony rides for the children.

What they'll do instead is to form a single-file line to the slaughterhouse... er... ballot box.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:24 | 1884036 GeneMarchbanks
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"Linda Foehr"

Didn't she also inform the MF Global workers of lay-offs?

Credit Suisse downgrade in 5... 4... 3...


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:48 | 1884210 greased up deaf guy
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AAAAAAAAAND it's gone.  your job.  it's all gone...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:05 | 1884333 Rockfish
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You may be thinking of Linda Green

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:16 | 1885024 flacon
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Wasn't "she" the rubber-stamper robo-signer of mortgages?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:23 | 1884047 Gubbmint Cheese
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please pack your ficus and GTFO.


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:24 | 1884050 firstdivision
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Nice set up by Fitch to help get QE3

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:25 | 1884059 GeneMarchbanks
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If a French rating agency can set up QE3 the apocalypse will be hilarious.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:31 | 1884051 mayhem_korner
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I'm betting they learn about it through ZH sooner than the DOL site.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:24 | 1884053 the not so migh...
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Awsome!!!! Depressed Credit Suisse women at the bar tonight


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:50 | 1884217 Josh Randall
Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:24 | 1884054 Bansters-in-my-...
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I love it when another "plant worker" ceases producing.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:31 | 1884087 Mactheknife
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>Reason Stated for Filing:   Plant Layoff

Yep...seems there just isn't much demand these days for those production line CDOs...a real shame.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:31 | 1884088 Tommy5454
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I often wonder whether outsourcing would be so popular if it were high finance and lawyers being outsourced. Then I remember that animals do eat their own. But hey, they probably just could not keep up with the algos sending markets to gap down every day followed by green then ending at lows on absolutely no news at all. It really is pretty impressive.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:20 | 1885059 Esso
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Oooooooooooo, I've got such bad carpy tunnel syndrome from all the phoney foreclosure documents I "produced" today, and they fire me? Where is gratitude for all my "hard work"????????


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:25 | 1884057 GenXer
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Less tax payers for a national debt that has just ticked over 15 trillion


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:25 | 1884058 mfoste1
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modern cannibalism....

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:28 | 1884071 catacl1sm
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Good ole Services economy.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:33 | 1884099 Tommy5454
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The number of idiots who I went to college with who chewed me out in class when the professor would preach about the service economy and I would ask questions displaying my pessimism. I can only hope that some of them are in this bunch.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:41 | 1884166 catacl1sm
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Yeah I don't see services as a 'core' economic engine. It's not the kind of thing you can export, hell you can barely sell it over the Internet. If someone can explain how an economy can SUSTAINABLY operate with a core manufacturing engine, I'm all ears.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:19 | 1885048 NotApplicable
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Vampire daisy-chain?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:33 | 1884098 Ellesmere
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Judging by the market reaction, you'd think the croupier with the marked cards just left the table.


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:33 | 1884101 chet
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Nice.  Keep em coming.  (We were promised 10,000 layoffs on Wall Street remember.)

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:37 | 1884133 PicassoInActions
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ok market going balistic now, wtf?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:39 | 1884152 caerus
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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:59 | 1884269 mayhem_korner
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The only problem with that is that it would be a RATIONAL response to REAL NEWS. 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:38 | 1884143 catacl1sm
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PPT in effect.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:41 | 1884170 Ivanovich
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Really?  PPT in effect?  Or the PAT?  The Plunge Assurance Team?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:10 | 1885004 CPL
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fuckin saved

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