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Aaaaaand... Italy Breaks
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Spaghetti dinner bitches!
what's wrong with spaghetti dinners? the women over there will at LEAST make a good homemade sauce. i'm stuck with ramen.............
they do? the only italian woman i ever dated had only one idea with regards to pasta sauce. it consisted of opening a jar of dolmio.
oh, so you never dated a sicilian??????? great in the kitchen, even better in the boudoire.........................
yeah, until their mustache fills in at about age 35...
Q) What is the difference between an Italian woman and a hippo?
A) 40 pounds and a black dress.
I'll take one of those Hippo's over a American Elephant.
Where I grew up, the churches would have spaghetti dinners to feed the folks who fell on hard times...
Why? If you are on hard times that means that's the way God wants it.
We shouldn' go against his will
Not cool.
I was trying to show the folly of religion. Yeah, it usually doesn't go over too good.
AWESOM,
Your avatar suggests LHMSW. Been there, done that.
I was actually looking for Pepé Le Pew and it was the closest I could find. But yeah, the whole Military Industrial Complex thing is cool too.
AWESOM-O is one of the favorite episodes of Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSmxEskp9k4&feature=related
You were more successful in demonstrating the folly of high school grammar classes.
If you disagree, thats your choice. But remember to have some respect for what others believe.
Appreciate it.
Fuck that...if you're THAT insecure...like your god is too...then expect others to beat you up. Religion is for fucking idiots!
So you are saying you are ABSOLUTELY sure there is no God right? and everyone else who thinks otherwise is and idiot. Typical logical fail for most atheists and such a huge level of compassionate tolerance.....
Oh that's mean. Don't you know we're supposed to shut up and show respect for grown men and women who believe in ancient fairy tales?
The math is too complicated for anyone to understand. I was almost killed in a car accident. If I didn't have that accident, would I have helped the injured teens that I helped counsel after they had brain injuries? The interconnected math is infinite.. so, good luck explaining it all away with silly, singular step reasonings.
Have you looked @ the USD-CHF lately?
Intervention. Intervention. Intervention!
That’s what you need.
If you wanna be the best,
and you wanna beat the rest.
Oo-ooh! Interventions what you need.
(Trumpet Solo)
Intervention what you need.
If you wanna be a FX breaker. FX Breaker ooooooh!
Get back in there and turn those machines on.
CNBC can't report anything but happy news. They're afraid of their power to make people freeze. What was that cartoon way back when with the freeze machine? Who knew CNBC would acquire such. They are a cartoon.
Why is that excrement still on the air. If enough people would stop watching, it would go away.
CNBC = crap, nothing but crap
CNBC = will not air in my home
Don't tell me you're still mad at them for that NASDAQ 5000 call?
my favorite Cramer saying, back in late 1999 - 2000 he many times wrote JDSU stands for Just Don't Sell Us. Before it's reverse split it maxed out around 120 and then went to single digits
I realized the folly of CNBC long ago and turned it off. They are cheerleaders for their master.
CNBC has one redeeming feature: Kayla Tausche.
What about the Fast Money traders?
One of them predicts the direction of the market the next day every single time. Every single time!!
Trained monkeys throwing darts at a board could probably do the same thing.
you are the kindest.
There would never be a malfunction when the fake markets soar 100000 points!!
WHAT A FARCE!!!
JUST WAIT A BIT LONGUER!!
ITALY HAS IT'S BEST TEChniCaL gUys working on it....
oh fuck.......................................
a former colleague of mine in the software industry migrated to italy. he said the difference between italy and the uk was that, when people in the uk need to speak to their colleague, they will send and email, send an im, pick up the phone, or simply walk over to the person in question. when an italian needs to speak to his colleague, he will open his door and shout through the building.
I've worked with enough italians myself to know that if they say: "FINISHED! I'M DONE" = "Maybe I'll do it next week"
and it wasn't just 1 company I worked with, it where dozens of italian companies and the rule applied to all of them.
Lived and worked in Southern Italy for three years. Everything that needed to be done was always done domani. That's all one ever heard like, when will the car be ready. Answer: domani, domani. Or when will those parts be delivered? 'Domani signore.' And when domani arrives you ask again and get 'Allore Signore, domani, domani.' Domani or tomorrow would often take a month to show up.
Yeah??
When I worked with Brits, well they didn't spoke English at all, there in the island, 'coz they were all INDIANS!
You should see the productivity with those fine chaps you Brits over imported in your "knowledge eCONomy".
Meanwhile, I'll take any day, an Italian made car (Ferrari, Alfa Romeo, Masserati, even Fiat) over any British made car. For that matter, I'll take any Italian product over any British made product.
Wines, food, cars (heck, that's all I need actually). Even the country is way more beautiful than that cloudy island of yours will ever be, no matter how many Indians and Pakis you guys import there, for "variety of cultures".
What do you "super productive Brits do?" . Rioting as I see it lately.
I'm for Belgium, and I've driven a Alfa and also a Range Rover. Both fine cars.
Especially since they started using GERMAN ENGINES IN THEIR CARS!!!!!!
oh, another difference between us brits and you italians is that we can laugh at ourselves
What? No Lamborghini's?
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WOPR time!
I find it amazing that my iPhone4 has more computing capability/speed than the WOPR. I wonder if there's an app for Global Nuclear War?
Whatever you do, don't enter the value of pi to the fifty thousandth digit and then press #...
Well, there might be HFT apps which are far more destructive.
But why are three Glenn Becks staring at me on each page I look at
HELP...
Thankfully I only get one. Did I say thankfully? I mean painfully, but it sucks for you.
Delete your cookies/history
Thanks... will do...
Odd. I'm looking at waffles and the Hampton Inn. What does that say about your cookies bro?
Probably means he's been buying gold and/or silver lately!
Elv... yep... and platinum... always have PM websites up each day...
I nearly had linked the fall of Cathage and the Crusades to the Huntington Post....then I snapped out of it...
Glenn Beck may fancy you, bro.
Becks mug on the new goldline ads, so if you are reafding anything on gold you get his mug.
I see the waffles too but it thought it was hilton suites?
Could have been Hilton. All I really saw were the waffles. I'm hungry. :)
"But why are three Glenn Becks staring at me on each page I look at"
Your surfing habbits.
I think it b/c my IP lists me in Texas...
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
BECK I can take it's the GOONS at Goldline, that make me puke.
Ever call them?.Try it,unless tactics have changed they immediately try and sell you Semi Num shit...........for TOP DOLLA GI.
Then we have Der Fuher's Re-Election Ads......gag a friggin maggot.
Achwefkintung you Gold bitchezz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never had the pleasure of talking to Goldline... but it don't suprise me if they try to jam you with $2500 of coin with $560 of gold...
and just before the US markets open...
Check the batteries.
Berlocosii "accidently" tripped over the power cord.
Scram Nico, and prop that sucka back up w/ the Berlusconni.
Who is the next domino?
Smart money says France, and while this is probabilistic, I'm forward looking and am already casting eyes towards England, which will really be a killer trade given the highly concentrated banking/financial services sector (aka parasitic industries) located there.
But brokes when the Indices are recovering?...
technical problems, yeah, like the bid just evaporated. lolololololol
^^THIS^^^ +16.9 trillion X QE infinity = +$999 nonillion!!!
SNB is gainng political support to go ahead with 'unknown' steps, already charging for liquidity, futher steps will follow.
Someone banged their intern off the table and onto the mainframe?
LMAO, at least somebody is getting lucky
Mama mia! Why you looka so sad?
Lots of irony here with the term, "Rome is burning".
The circuit breaker is in the Durango room.
Babylon can burn for all I care..... Got gold?
Their way of banning shorts?
Nobody said it yet.. It's TRANSITORY.
Maybe the old fool Trichet was on the wrong side and panic struck immediately. It's a hard task for a senile head of europonzi to tell the difference between buy and sell. They don't teach that in the academia.
It will be fixed following a coffee break, fingernail cleaning, skirt ogling, and money passed under the counter.
And another coffee break.
Then it will not break for several more bank stoppages. Then it...will.
Viva Italia!
FRA OIS Spread went parabolic
Tyler,
is it a coincidence that silver fell off a cliff (and through support channels) at the exact same time?
you betta calc. yr support channels differently if you want to get out of that line...mine are well intact...July 5 $33.85/Aug 9 $36.91 (which I took to be a test and bounce off $36.76 S/R line) looks good to me. UCA (Usual Caveats Apply)
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it without a sense of ironic futility.
Errol Morris
Time for all the mammonis to go home.
When does football season start again?!
Not soon enough
tshirt please
And in the time it takes them to fix the exchange, the government in Italy changes 6 times!
Last night's bunga bunga party ran late, and the bambichoni at the exchange called in "sick".
Wow apparently further implosion into the abyss is great for the DOW up +200. Well for this hour anyway.
The Dow is being inflated for the same reason that a corpse bloats.
Noxious gases.
Many will claim I am pessimistic, but I say that we're in for another day of epic fun this afternoon.
There's no such thing as oversold at Ben Bernank's 'Storage Wars.'
Don't be late.
Pessimistic? not even close. I'm going with the "weekend at Bernie's" dow ramp metaphor.
These assholes need to check their dance card - it gets worse as the music plays on.
It's some time I noticed: on Italy you' re getting constantly wrong, dear Tyler. You seem also quite a lot prejudiced. Probably you rely too much on Anglo-Saxon press. The Italian Treasury has just sold 6.5 billion euro bonds at 2.959% total rate, with bid to cover at 1.994.
Also on the secondary market the Bund differential is at 297 down from over 400. The yearly deficit is at 1.7 % including the cost for the Greek bonds (so fully "amortized"). The Italian Parliamentary commission are open on August to brring down the deficit to zero by 2013 at latest. The Italian public debt has been hovering the 110 / 120 % for decades now, because the Italian households have constantly bought the Italian Treasuries. Also, among the Western economies the Italian households have the lowest debt to GDP ratio and among the hihest saving rate.
Dear Tyler, let me suggest yuo first learn Italian, then read Italian sources and only then comment on Italy. That includes also Berlusconi bunga bunga because it has only a lond smear campaign. Even Ruby Rubacuori (Steal Stealheart) has denied having had underage sex with him.
By the way Ruby Rubacuori is not the innocent teenager you may have read of on Anglo-Saxon press, but a paid lap dancer, hired for blakmailing the Italian PM.
by Pizza spaghetti...
on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 10:17
#1550689
If you think that's bad, wait until you read what he (and most of us) think of France, the U.K., Spain (basically the EU), Japan or the U.S.
So does this mean you're going to limit your opinions to Italy? Something tells me you feel you're qualified to comment on other sovereign issues as well.......just saying.
They are just creating smoke so that they feel better and don't see the MONSTER debt they have (Americanz and Brits).
Italy is the country that has the World's third largest gold reserves.
Almost 70% of the debt is Italian owned.
The Antichrist made Italy it's home (Vatican).
The largest and the absolute corporation on the Earth has its HQ there (The Catholic Church).
Italy has the best special operations trained boys: The Mafia.
Italy will be there till the end of times.
I think you might find that Berlo has just changed another law making it legal for the PM to "have sex with paid lap dancers tasked with blackmailing"...
Nothing to see here...move along...
Non posso fare quello, Dave.
Mama Mia that's a spicy a meatball!
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