After Pissing Off Germany, Lagarde Now Angers France, Which Blames The Collapse In Financial Markets On The Seasons

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Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:33 | 1615614 slaughterer
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Sofitel scandal 2.0?

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:46 | 1615681 BaBaBouy
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Hopium, And Free Fiats For Everyone ...

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:57 | 1615732 spiral_eyes
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europe is really going for hell for leather with that big, red self-destruct button...

http://azizonomics.com/2011/08/28/the-death-of-the-euro-in-2011/ 

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:01 | 1615755 Leopold B. Scotch
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It's only a matter of time before the rats start fleeing the sinking ship.  Eventually the blame game to start kicking into gear...

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:14 | 1615824 eureka
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It's only a matter of time before "the dumb blonde" follows DSK.

Scapegoat bearer of bad news de jour in place. Next.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:40 | 1615980 Cirederf
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She is actually a very bright lady and, I being French, am surprised at how vocal she has become and so quickly, because when she was France Minister of Finance, before being "promoted" to the IMF, she relentlessly was telling us that everything was fine and dandy with the banking sector, the economy, etc... Not sure what is compelling her to be so hard all of a sudden, but I have to admit, she has balls!

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 15:54 | 1616281 destiny
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Oh come on Cirederf, get a life ! I am French as well and you my friend really take your deams for reality ! 

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 23:37 | 1617848 Nussi34
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Yes, very bright. Her suggestion to solve the problem of the difference in competitivess between countries in Europe was to make Germany less competitive. Maybe it has become normal for European politicians to ignore that there is a world outside of Europe...

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 15:48 | 1616254 cranky-old-geezer
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It's only a matter of time before the rats start fleeing the sinking ship. 

No, I don't think so.

Keeping the Euro alive depends on keeping sovereign debt alive.  Central bankers will do everything in their power to keep sovereign debt from collapsing, even turning on the printing presses and loaning more money so governments can keep rolling debt over and keep operating.

Of course the debt gets bigger and bigger, eventually reaching absurd levels, but it doesn't matter, the debt must not be allowed to collapse in value.

If sovereign debt carried on central bank books collapses in value, the whole game is over, the cental bak collapses and the currency collapses.

Same thing is happening here in America. QE1 & QE2 were to keep the value of treasury debt (and MBS debt) high by buying it all up (when nobody else wants it).

But there's no free lunch. Continually printing currency to buy new sovereign debt debases the currency.

One way or another the currency dies. Rapidly via collapse or slowly via hyperinflation.

Pick your poison.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:59 | 1615742 tiger7905
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New gallop poll says 34% of Americans see gold as best investment, of course gallop says we must be in a gold bubble.

http://goldandsilverlinings.com/?p=1594

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:35 | 1615623 Triple A
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like the man said, nothing is wrong they have everything under control. Everyone move along.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:36 | 1615627 nope-1004
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  • BANK OF FRANCE'S NOYER LIES HIS ASS OFF TO KEEP MARKETS CALM AND DIVERT BLAME ELSEWHERE
Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:48 | 1615693 destiny
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to nope-1004

Is that an excuse for Lagarde? because she is not worth a whole lot more than Boyer in my book !  In her earlier carreer Lagarde worked closely with Brewzinsky.....that says it all on her integrity !

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:10 | 1615791 nope-1004
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No, I'm not making any excuses.

I actually don't know how to differentiate between the various types of white-collar criminal banksters.  Who did this or who did that is simply more diversion.  To that end, they are all complicit in the game and they all lie.

 

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:14 | 1615816 Bob
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Indeed.  It's axiomatic.  They have all no doubt proven themselves the highest caliber of sociopath many times over before they are trusted with real power. 

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 15:57 | 1616295 destiny
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YES they are all complicit :  the REGLE d'OR....golden rule...THEY ARE ALL FROM THE SAME MOLD and linked together from very early in their carreers.    If you search on this brilliant lawyer as we like to describe her, she has been nurtured by the very same we combat today !  

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:49 | 1616017 Peter_Griffin
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I can't really speak to Lagarde's worth because I don't know much about her.  But in the movie Inside Job she talks about how her, and the IMF, warned the US repeatedly that a banking collapse was incoming.  If she perceives the same thing happening in France, it might be a good time short some French banks...  Oh yeah, they discontinued shorting....  Adios France.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 16:01 | 1616312 destiny
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IAHO she has been saying what she was told to say...Lagarde has been a puppet minister and is now a puppet of the big wigs.  She does not know anything about economics....since when a lawyer knows about the intricacies of economics...just fooling the sheeple.  Lagarde is perfect for the job. She should have resumed synchonicity swimming where she at least had better results !

Wed, 08/31/2011 - 12:04 | 1619134 WALLST8MY8BALL
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I thnk you mean Southwestern Deustcheland

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:53 | 1615705 Popo
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Further reports:

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  • LAGARDE TO BANK OF FRANCE'S NOYER:  "YOU SAID WHAT?  OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"
  • NOYER TO IMF'S LAGARDE: "OH YES I DID BITCH.   AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR MOZILLO-STYLE SUNTAN ALL THE TIME AND SHIT?"
  • LAGARDE TO SOFITEL MANAGEMENT: "OPERATION FRENCH MAID PART DEUX IS IN EFFECT" 
Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:03 | 1615767 destiny
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LOL + hyperinflated 1

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:37 | 1615632 TruthInSunshine
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I have just one song to sing to the EU (unless Germans are lobotomized further, which is possible, actually):

 

Na Na Na Na

Na Na Na Na

Hey Hey

Goodbye

 

The EU was a terrible idea to begin with, and anyone with at least one remaining brain cell now realizes this fundamental truth.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:45 | 1615677 Jonas Parker
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or maybe "another one bites the dust"...

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:59 | 1615731 TruthInSunshine
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Queen works, too.

Speaking of queens, can we get a laugh track sound effect on ZH, because shit like this desperately needs such a tribute:

 

Just to add to ZH's list above -

 

p.s. - We have secretly replaced the FOMC's coffee with freeze dried, coffee flavored, mega laxative crystals, because coffee is too QEexpensive, and just because we could.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:11 | 1615803 Smiddywesson
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I don't know TIS, the ECB and the Fed are acting in concert to pull a fast one and screw everybody, our governments, our citizens, and the people in the emerging economies who worked like slaves to make us pretty things for pieces of paper.  Everyone, all over the world is fixing exactly nothing, kicking the can at enormous costs, and buying gold.

Methinks I smell a rat.  Can there be any question that the center of this conspiracy is the Fed and the ECB?  Central banks crave secrecy and central control.  The EU may not exist in name when all is said and done, but I doubt they will release central control without a fight.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:15 | 1615836 TruthInSunshine
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Oh, don't get me wrong. Bernank & Trichet want urgently - sooooo urgently - to print and bail out the PIIGS+France+UK+???

Surgeons want to cut.

Dentists want to drill.

Carpenters want to hammer.

 

Central banksters want to cut, drill & hammer taxpayers/savers.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:28 | 1615915 Smiddywesson
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+1000

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:25 | 1615845 eureka
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Who are more lobotomized - Germans or US'ians?

Who ever believed US had monopoly on dysfunctional non-melting-pot'hood?

Who believes human melting pots are fantastic ideas - except of course reductionist materialists?

Who thinks human beings are competing consumer bots who need nothing but stimulus?

Who has monopoly on terrible ideas?

Personally, I'll take the French revolution over the US any day.

Justice can be bought - brotherhood and equality requires enlightenment - and that isn't cheap - it comes at the cost of blood and sacrifice.

Got Guillotines?

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:33 | 1615948 Léonard
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+1268

European brotherhood, bitchez !

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:37 | 1615633 Sequitur
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Is it too early to start talking about Q.E. 4 and Tarp 2?

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:41 | 1615658 SheepDog-One
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Lets just go ahead and price in QE5, may as well whats the difference?.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:46 | 1615678 The They
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Ya... At this point, it's pretty much official that the US economy runs on lollypops, sunshine and rainbows (not to mention unicorns).

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:04 | 1615774 Leopold B. Scotch
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I'm cornering the market on wheelbarrows. Cuz that's what da peoples uses to haul money to buy loaves of bread whenz da shitzle hits the fanzitzle.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:13 | 1615817 Smiddywesson
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I'm cornering the market on wheelbarrows

And you can start your own business:  "Bring out yer dead!"

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:37 | 1615636 The They
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Lagard is uniting Europe in hatred... for her.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:37 | 1615637 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Mirror Mirror on the wall, which is the fairest banking season of them all? Is it Winter  - cold and harsh? Is it spring - ground wet as a marsh? or tis it Summer - hotter then hell or perhaps the Fall - sort of hard to tell.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:38 | 1615640 Whatta
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blame it on the seasons?

"paprika and cumin causes market turmoil...film at 11"

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:39 | 1615647 Cursive
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Sacrebleu!  Noyer isn't a believer in EMH?

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:39 | 1615651 Bam_Man
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More European-style "theatre of the absurd".

And lots more to come.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:40 | 1615654 kaiten
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If I was Lagarde, I would stop visiting New York hotels. One just never knows what is in making ....

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 14:28 | 1615810 TruthInSunshine
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Lagarde will soon be caught in her NYC hotel room, stooping over a bound hotel bellhop, force feeding him escargot, while dressed as cat woman.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:41 | 1615659 OrdellRobbie
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EU bank assets are marked-to-model, the markets keeps levitating higher as the news get progressively worse, classic bear market signal.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:41 | 1615660 Steroid
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Noone says it?

Bitchez, bitchez!!

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:43 | 1615661 JW n FL
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It is the WEATHER!!

 

Irene had very strong winds! which blew France and Germany around in Europe!

People please stick to the acts of God!

No worries!!

UCTIS will save the day! Long Live the 3rd World Market Place!! LOL!

http://mediazone.brighttalk.com/comm/INCRISK/a4066b69ec-26486-5095-28935

 

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:43 | 1615666 SheepDog-One
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WHOA the DUH is down -35 points that must be the 'fear and panic' can we haz QE3 now pleez?

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:45 | 1615674 JW n FL
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we need to be down in the 10k range for an extended period of time..

then! we will have more free money for wall street! 20% - 25%.. or more would work!

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:46 | 1615682 Irish66
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Icing on the cupcake...

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:48 | 1615690 rubearish10
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Yeah, Europe only has buyers during the last two weeks in August. Just wait until the sellers arrive back from vacation. Now, I get it.

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 13:48 | 1615691 TK7936
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This is why i trust the weather report more than any financial report. I bet Noyer has a weather channel subscribtion too.

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