All Hell Breaking Loose In FX On Reports Of Possible Blast In Macau

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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:17 | 1493028 mynhair
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OMG!  Is Wynn ok?


Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:35 | 1493104 bigwavedave
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he is still #wynning

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:17 | 1493031 shushup
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I thought the robots were in complete control of the FX market. If this is control I'd hate to see what chaos looks like.

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:10 | 1493543 qqqqtrader
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ah crap, and I bot a few FXE puts today!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:18 | 1493033 caerus
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Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:19 | 1493041 caerus
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Btw wtf is up with arrows? Rating system? Nice work...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:22 | 1493055 mynhair
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OMG, thought the arrows were something I did.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:25 | 1493062 HungrySeagull
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Me too. I like it.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:38 | 1493116 Mae Kadoodie
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Did I just get on an elevator?  What floor is ladies lingerie?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:41 | 1493127 caerus
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Lol..ladies lingerie..that's a green arrow (press)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:45 | 1493141 I Am The Unknow...
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Ladies lingerie is on the 3rd floor....going UP

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:15 | 1493266 hannah
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ladies lingerie is better ...going down.

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:47 | 1493507 caerus
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+ some sort of green presses mr. S Tyler

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:18 | 1493275 jerry_theking_lawler
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i was on an elevator car alone headed to a hotel lobby when it stopped at another floor for a pickup. when the doors opened there were two attractive young ladies waiting...unsure of the direction of the elevator, one of the ladies asked "going down"....after about a 3 second pause with me looking at her intently, i declared "maybe later..??". the lady looked dumbfounded at me for a few seconds and then after realizing her comment and my reply she got a chuckle out of it...i then informed them that it was indeed headed down to the lobby. on the ride down, i could hear giggling/chuckling and when we got off at the lobby, there was actually laughter between the two of them as we walked different ways...ah, the subtle wit in life is the truly the best.

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 07:36 | 1493841 zinag
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Tue, 07/26/2011 - 03:01 | 1493668 Michael
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Are You Being Served? Theme Full Version


Tue, 07/26/2011 - 04:24 | 1493719 Michael
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Did Ron Paul ever smoke cigarettes in his life?

If Ron Paul said,"I really don't think it's a good idea to be killing brown children on the other side of the planet with US un-manned drone airplane attacks."

"I don't think it's constitutional to do, and in fact it's probably against the Geneva Convention as well. I think it's a sin to be doing it. That's my Christian side coming out. I delivered over 4000 babies you know."

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 05:57 | 1493757 Michael
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The Beauty of the US Constitution is; If you add something to the US Constitution and you find it's not such a good idea after all, you can always take it back. 

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:48 | 1493153 Vic Vinegar
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Nice one mynhair.

I want all negative arrows on this site.  Some people are just little bitches and like to click minus arrows on the internet, thinking that's going to change things. 

Whatever gets you through the night, fruits.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:25 | 1493292 Vic Vinegar
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+5 to -7.  Here we go, bitchez.

Here are three things I read on the internet that I know to be true.  Two of them came from this site:

  • He who complains has already lost.
  • Knowledge only gains you the booby prize.
  • I want to destroy Victoria Justice's pussy.

Give me your negative arrow, fruits.  I'm sure you will sleep better at night knowing you live in a feedback loop. 

And good luck with your internet activism.  BTW, what is TZOO trading at...

...and this is a really good tune:

Kate Perry - Last Friday Night

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:13 | 1493426 Vic Vinegar
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-4 tells me there are at least four people out there who hate their life. 

Good luck with all that.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:40 | 1493121 caerus
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holy shit how am I getting downgraded on a comment about the rating system? I guess I'll go cry in my beer...btw whoever is responsible great rating the colors

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:46 | 1493146 Smiddywesson
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LOL, your score is only one "but mine goes to eleven.")  l:-)

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:54 | 1493182 caerus
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spinal tap ref...that's a green press...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:48 | 1493155 caerus
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Fine...might I suggest that ZH set up a green arrow red arrow futures market? Junk at your leisure...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:07 | 1493240 caerus
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Seriously...take it offshore...judging by the response it'll b a goldmine...I await your red arrows...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:24 | 1493295 Global Hunter
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I don't know why you got so many red arrows.  It was your post that alerted it to me and I thought it was great.  When I saw all the red ones you had for what I was thought was helpful post I kinda...decided to pile on because I found it funny you had so many negative comments.  Dunno why you picked then up before that!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:43 | 1493347 caerus
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thanks man...your'e ok...if youre ever Austin you're welcome at my place...cheers!

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:28 | 1493465 Global Hunter
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Caerus, I was just having some fun, really no idea.  Austin??? I'm a Canadian and one night on the interstate across Louisiana a convoy of pickups with Texas A&M flags and banners on went passed us in the other lane (they'd played LSU).  I was with a few friends from Texas so I decided to impress them by giving them that Hook 'em Horns sign with my fingers and fist out the window even though I had no horse in that race...well it wasn't a good idea!

No idea why I'm writing this I gotta stop drinking...

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:43 | 1493497 caerus
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Lol...yeah we got some strong characters round here...guns behind every blade of grass and all..for the most part we 're good people...some of us even read

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:08 | 1493413 SilverRhino
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I'[m digging it.  RobotTrader / CogDiss ETFs and volatility trades on inflammatory posts will be the new order of the day.

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 00:49 | 1493509 caerus
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I still like the colors

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:21 | 1493049 bigwavedave
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as a side note: it seems that almost all of the congressional websites have crashed due to overload after Obama called on the 'American People' to contact congress.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:25 | 1493066 jdrose1985
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Hypnotic... :)

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 01:11 | 1493547 HK
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We, as members of the fight club, have the responsibility to knock out all the remaining congressional websites that haven't crashed.  Please contact your congressman and tell him you DON'T want the debt ceiling raised.


Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:22 | 1493053 brown_hornet
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Love the rating system

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 07:40 | 1493845 Incubus
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Tue, 07/26/2011 - 07:41 | 1493846 Incubus
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double goddamned posted

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:23 | 1493057 RobotTrader
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The volatility is due to millions of retail schmoes daytrading after hours on their 400:1 levereaged accounts, many which are getting whipsawed by their Forex "Watch the Money Roll In" Gridbot algos trying to churn out a $1,000 retail FX account.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:29 | 1493086 hedgeless_horseman
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I love you, man.  


Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:38 | 1493118 mynhair
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I luv the bra.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:03 | 1493228 equity_momo
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Looks like RT is going to stress test the red arrow function already. Whats it cap out at?

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:11 | 1493250 trav7777
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I'm sure I can help you soon find out

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 23:12 | 1493255 Hulk
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Its 40 below in RoboVille!

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:23 | 1493058 Abitdodgie
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So a bomb went of in Macau was anyone killed

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:28 | 1493079 Rockfish
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gold says no at the moment.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:46 | 1493145 TempFlashback
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13 reported injured in a suspected gas explosion in the Golden Dragon Hotel.

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:24 | 1493059 Yen Cross
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  the wicked witch of the "EAST" is stop hunting... gotta love those light liquidity month end flows!!!  Exporters...

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:24 | 1493060 hedgeless_horseman
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Macau?  Odds are either a hydrofoil bomb or helicopter bomb.  

Mon, 07/25/2011 - 22:28 | 1493082 sabra1
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neither, oBLAHma had 5 burritos!

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