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Texas, Five Other States Refuse To Accept Syrian Refugees
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 12:15 -0400"Given the tragic attacks in Paris and the threats we have already seen, Texas cannot participate in any program that will result in Syrian refugees - any one of whom could be connected to terrorism - being resettled in Texas,"
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Harvard Evacuates 4 Buildings Following 'Unconfirmed' Bomb Threat
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 13:52 -0400Harvard officials have stated that "An unconfirmed bomb threat has been received. The Science Ctr, Sever, Emerson, and Thayer Halls are being evacuated." The four buildings are being searched. We expect this process will likely take several hours.
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VIX Again - That Is All
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 15:24 -0400Presented with little comment aside to ask WTF?
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Black Market For Black Gold Ignites As Jobless Roughnecks Resort To Oil Theft
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 15:20 -0400The allure of ill-gotten oil money remains strong. The lull in drilling has given oil companies more time to scrutinize their operations -- and their losses. As Bloomberg reports, during booms "they are moving at such a rapid pace there’s not a lot of auditing and inventorying going on," said Gary Painter, sheriff in Midland County, Texas, in the oil-rich Permian Basin; but "whenever it slows down, they start looking for stuff and find out it never got delivered or it got delivered and it’s gone." From raw crude sucked from wells to expensive machinery that disappears out the back door, drillers from Texas to Colorado are struggling to stop theft that has only worsened amid tens of thousands of lost roughneck jobs.
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Algos Gone Wild - WTI Crude Storms Higher Having Run Low Stops
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 15:05 -0400Pattern identification...
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The Next Chicago? Houston Faces Pension Crisis In Latest Example Of Local Government Fiscal Folly
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 15:00 -0400“If they end up doing nothing to address this budget issue ... Houston could be facing the same problem Chicago is now."
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"The Next Big Move In Stocks Is Down" August's Crash-Whisperer Warns "Nothing Has Been Solved"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 14:30 -0400“The correction didn’t really solve a whole lot. You have all the same underlying market fissures in place, yet they will have lasted another six months... the odds are very high that the top was in May. I still think we’re looking at a cyclical bear market.”
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Saudis Planning For A War Of Attrition In Europe With Russia's Oil Industry
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 14:05 -0400Russia’s central bank recently warned about the growing financial risks to the Russian economy from Saudi Arabia encroaching upon its traditional export market for crude oil. Russia sends 70 percent of its oil to Europe, but Saudi Arabia has been making inroads in the European market amid the oil price downturn. The result is a heavier discount for Russia’s crude oil, the so-called Urals blend. Russian officials have accused Saudi Arabia of “dumping” its oil in Europe, a move that Rosneft chief Igor Sechin said would “backfire.”
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DoubleLine's Gundlach Warns "These Markets Are Falling Apart"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 13:40 -0400The odds of a December rate hike have slipped in recent days from over 70% intraday to 64.0% today as, while economists remain convinced that rates will rise in December, traders appear a little less confident. One of the most outspoken - having doubted The Fed (and questioned the economy's ability to handle even a 25bps rate hike) since Spring - DoubleLine Capital co-founder Jeffrey Gundlach said on Sunday that the Fed may hesitate to raise rates given rocky economic and financial conditions making it clear, as Reuters reports, "certainly [a Fed] No-Go is more likely than most people think. These markets are falling apart."
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ECB's Coeure Sees "Little Bubbles"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 12:58 -0400It would appear The ECB has undertaken the same baffle'em with bullshit meme the rest of the world's central planners have embraced. Speaking this morning (this time not to a private hedge fund group), The ECB's Benoit Coeure stated unequivocally that "The ECB doesn't see overvalued asset prices." Well that's nice, apart from the -38bps yield on German 2Y notes. But then... to lull investors from their stupor, Coeure unleashed, "The ECB does see "little bubbles" in some markets." Which ones we can only wonder as they prepare to buy Muni bonds...
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Caption Contest: 2015's International Staring Championships Final
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 12:50 -0400Who will blink first?
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Paris Attacks Mastermind Named; French PM Knew "Operations Were Being Prepared" From Syria
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 07:18 -0400As the third day after the Paris attacks dawns, and hours after France launched an unprecedented blitz airstrike on the Islamic State "capital" of Raqqa (located in the sovereign state of Syria), here are the latest developments following the worst European terrorist attack in the past decade.
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A New Low? Hillary Clinton Claims 9/11 Is The Reason She's Owned By Wall Street
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 12:25 -0400That Hillary Clinton is owned by Wall Street is such an indisputable fact at this point, there’s no point in her even trying to squirm her way out of it. As such, it appears she took on a different tact at last night’s Democratic debate, straight out of the George W. Bush playbook. When asked about her Wall Street donors (her top career contributors are essentially all TBTF banks), she shamelessly replied: "We were attacked in downtown Manhattan where Wall Street is. I did spend a whole lot of time and effort helping them rebuild. That was good for New York. It was good for the economy, and it was a way to rebuke the terrorists who had attacked our country."
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Forget Paris, Trading Stocks Today Is As Easy As '123' Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 11:59 -0400Stocks are up, because of fun-durr-mentals again...
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The Last Time Bond Bears Were This Short, Treasury Yields Collapsed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/16/2015 12:00 -0400Bond traders have not been this speculatively short Treasuries since early 2010. Since The Fed turned uber hawkish at the last FOMC, and convinced the market that it will raise rates in December - despite dismally dropping data everywhere, speculators have drastically increased their short positions across the entire Treasury spectrum. The last time the world was this short Treasuries, the 10Y yield collapsed from 3.94% to 2.39% in just 3 months. Simply put, The Fed has created - through its constant communication and confusion - the biggest bear trap for bond traders... if a hike does not come in December, 2010's yield collapse could look like a stroll in the park, especially in the newly illiquid normal.
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