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And In The Category For Biggest Conspiracy Theory We Have....

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Two and a half years after consistently and methodically exposing one conspiracy after another (and by the way, once it is proven to be a fact, it is no longer a conspiracy), we were stunned to find that the biggest conspiracy theory is none other than... Zero Hedge. "Zero Hedge, for example, is one that lots of hedge funds look at, lots of money managers look at, and the guy that runs it has their ear. Now I'm not saying that he is not doing his own proprietary work, but, people like to plant stories in there. [cue ominous silence]." TA DUN DUN.

Gee - one does learn something new every day.

And now, back to planting malicious rumors and vile, incorrect stories of ponzi schemes, broken markets, deranged vacuum tubes, plundered tungsten bars, BLS data manipulation, collapsing Nielsen ratings, hyperinflationary obsessive-compulsive printing habits, global central planner intervention and what not.

Also, to anyone who still doesn't get it, please send your dodecatuple secret "plant" stories to plant@zerohedge[.]com along with your payment made in physical gold Zimbabwean dollars, to be delivered to our paper street headquarters. We certainly would prefer it if the drop man is Bank of America's James Mahoney.

 

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Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:40 | 1592951 Id fight Gandhi
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Don'cha love how they're always on the right side of the trade? Make a call today and change your mind tomorrow. Magic! To bad everyone who listened gets ass fucked, but hey, hey be smart traderz

Really can't stand watching them, surprised I caught today's comments. They use TA, and mix short term, long term investment strategies and throw in some half cocked fundamentals. It's pure horseshit.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:45 | 1592980 mikla
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They use TA, and mix short term, long term investment strategies and throw in some half cocked fundamentals. It's pure horseshit.

+1

It's merely a massive disconnect -- they fundamentally don't understand what ZH is *saying*.  They have no frame of reference to analytic thought, which is independent from rumors-in-the-pit.  They don't understand the nature of ponzi.  They can't fathom an end-of-the-line with regards to "traditional" speculation, and similarly don't understand that their "investing" is, itself, mere speculation.

All interviews end with, "So, Super-Guest-Guy, what should I buy?"  OMG.  If it doesn't fit on a bumper sticker, it doesn't fit in their brain.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:02 | 1593071 rosiescenario
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"...their "investing" is, itself, mere speculation..."

 

Well put. Investing requires a long time horizon.....these guys all have the attention span of a ferret on speed.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:37 | 1593247 TrulyBelieving
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Agree with you, I might would add that the reason for this lack of understanding is not because of intellect, DNA, or anything else, except that it is the chosen thing to do, usually by default.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:48 | 1593314 mikla
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I might would add that the reason for this lack of understanding is not because of intellect, DNA, or anything else, except that it is the chosen thing to do, usually by default.

+1, Very good point.

On the "generous" side, they choose to not think the unthinkable.  How very human, it is difficult to fault them for that.  On the "less-generous" side, they are paid to present a predetermined message.  I'm sure both elements are in-play.

Not to worry.  Their "frame-of-reference" will be corrected forthwith.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:53 | 1593020 AldousHuxley
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Dont' watch Fast Money ever since they fired Dylan Ratiganfor telling the truth on air. Whitehouse probably threatened government subsidy to MSNBC and press rights to whitehouse briefings for saying what everyone already feels.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIcqb9hHQ3E

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:04 | 1593081 Rick64
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Ironic that one of their own (Dylan Ratigan) defected and is now spreading the truth while they support the status quo spinning.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:09 | 1593108 LongBalls
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I was not aware that they canned Dylan. Just goes to show you. In the end, unless we prove ourselves useful to their purpose, they will just as soon put a bullet in our heads.

You WILL NOT win you crooked theives. "Bank" on it.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 01:02 | 1593834 AldousHuxley
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Know your history before they censor Internet.

First they canned Eliot Spitzer, NY governor at the time. sure call girls. but he was the guy with state power who could have sued the banksters into oblivion. corrupt institutions pointing finguers at personal morality? then they put a legally blind guy as a figure head while TARP passes by.

 

Then they canned Dylan Ratigan to shut him up about TARP and Fed's scams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhfvE9bNls4&feature=related

 

Then MSNBC bribed Cenk Uygor to say what they want him to say, and he resignedback to his internet show. They replaced him with race baiter Al Sharpton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x7o0sNrulg&feature=relmfu

 

They are all liars on wall st's house of ponzi, but small fries are sacrificed to keep the big boys in play. But there are many small fries now on the internet spilling the beans. Just look at Bank of America personally attacking Henry Blodget from Business Insider of having been banned from securities when Bank of America got TARP I and II and more. Max Keiser too probably got caught or lost money from front running that didn't pan out, but now he is out there telling everyone that the whole system is corrupt albeit through RT (Russia Today).

 

Then they booted Dominique Strass-Kahn out of IMF with US picked Christine Lagarde around the time IMF was warning about the debt ceiling.

Then they booted S&P's CEO Devon Sharma who downgraded US debt and replaced with Shittybank COO.

 

Today they arrested protesters at one of the most liberal cities in US, San Francisco.

 

You can't call this "free" market. You can't call this democracy or constitutional republic. This is people in power covering shit up.

 

 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:11 | 1593119 Ident 7777 economy
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WOW ... Dylan on TRUTH serum ...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:22 | 1593161 trembo slice
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Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.  He spits hot fire man.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:33 | 1593572 caerus
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you're too close mon!!!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:24 | 1593173 Koffieshop
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Wow. Getting fired for THAT is like a badge of honor.
I hope the guy can get some Streisand effect out of this.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:38 | 1593245 Rick64
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Actually that is a clip from his show now. I can't find any video of the one where he is yelling at Susan Krakower (co-creator of Fast Money), but heres what happened back in 2009.

The video of him ranting at a producer on commercial break also isn't helping matters over at CNBC.

Don't ask me to talk about every [bleep]ing e-mail that comes up on the screen. I'm not going to host a [bleep]ing TV show that consists of reading [bleep]ing e-mails to [bleep]ing traders," shouted Ratigan.

He then accuses Krakower of never addressing his concerns in private:

"You know what, Susan, I'm in the middle of hosting a show right now, so now is an unwelcome time to hear your voice . . . If you want to pull me off the show, please do. You are] rude and disrespectful. . . . You lie to me routinely."

Sadly, the video hasn't yet been posted on YouTube. But as soon as it is, we'll be sure to post it here.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 09:00 | 1594608 Odin McHaggis
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BOOHYAH BITCHEZ!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:31 | 1592906 KenShabby
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Subterfuge bitchez!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:37 | 1592940 nmewn
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Ya think? ;-)

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:31 | 1592907 zorba THE GREEK
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Oh NO !!!! Zero Hedge has become Fox News..

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:02 | 1593398 zenbones
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No, Fox is controlled opposition.  I've been reading the Hedge almost two years now (yes, account is only a week old.  It took me awhile to sign up.) and not once have I thought of this place being co-opted.  Although, if GS doing God's work then Tyler must be doing the work of the devil.  So is this site controlled by the devil?  hmmmm

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:25 | 1593531 zorba THE GREEK
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Zorba forgot to print ' sarc ' after post

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:37 | 1593592 zenbones
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If your memory is as good as mine then I pity you.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:22 | 1593753 Freddie
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LOL! They are all the sae fool.  They all has Saudi Arabian money big time included their parent companies.  Fox, CNN, Disney/ABC, GE/Comcast/NBC even CBS/Viacom.  The Saudis are close with other tribe and I am not talking Shiites.  

TV is for morons or Hope & Change arse l*cke*s.  Full time 24x7 propaganda.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:32 | 1592908 johngaltfla
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WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE! You mean I'm SUPPOSED to plant stories here? Sheesh, it used to be the old Yahoo finance board until the Fast Money hosts crowded us out of there....

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:32 | 1592911 DRT RD
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Damn Tyler, you been ruffling feathers huh?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:11 | 1593120 Cistercian
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In the dark cave that conceals the monstrous evil deeds of the Wall St scum the lighthouse that is Zero Hedge really,really pisses off the super villains.

 Another EPIC ZH WIN!!!

  Great work Tyler!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 03:27 | 1594133 StychoKiller
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts(?) of Banksters?  The ZeroHedge knows...Bwahahahaha! :>D

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:33 | 1592912 Nolsgrad
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Tyler is schooling the economists as always

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:42 | 1592963 PuppetRepubl1c
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Is there a person left in this country that believes CNBC over Zerohedge?  I would be fucking shocked to meet an intelligent person who believes the MSM.

 

 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:27 | 1593187 --Freedom--
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Yes, lots of them, unfortunately. I know many people who are smart, in their area of expertise, successful, etc., and believe everything they read in the NY Times and see on cnbc. They just don't get why their portfolios are plummeting. They are buying the dips. They are sure that gold will crash soon because Glenn Beck likes it and they hate Glenn Beck. My dad, with 3 million in his portfolio 3 months ago, told me, I don't like to think about money when I warned him that the markets would be tanking this summer. Now he has 2.5 million. Soon he may have a lot less.
I guess my point is that you can be smart in some limited way, but still be totally asleep to what's going on in the world.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:45 | 1593270 akak
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I guess my point is that you can be smart in some limited way, but still be totally asleep to what's going on in the world.

That is not just a guess --- it is a fact in the overwhelming majority of cases.  Supposedly "intelligent" doctors, engineers, attorneys and other professionals who are just as clueless (if not more so) when it comes to financial and monetary matters as your average bag lady. 

On second thought, nix that --- at least the bag lady has street smarts, which most of the former do not.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:12 | 1593452 Stack Trace
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Hey I resemble that remark, that is I am an engineer. I did put 20% of my portfolio into PMs a few years ago. Guess that makes me stupid because I didn't go 100%. I did however, cash out of my 401Ks in 2007 around 13.5K on the DOW and went all cash until I bought my PMS in 2008. Oh ya, we are just clueless and you trader fucks that make nothing but paper and push it around are so smart.

Hope you like your gold, I like mine. But I wouldn't have to have so much of it if Wall-Street and DC weren't so fucking corrupt and full of supposedly "intelligent" traders, politicians, bankers, and lobbyists. I would rather have a world full of hard-working doctors and engineers making REAL shit that we all like such as computers, iPads, software, cars, energy technologies, and just about every other fucking thing in our lives you take for granted... Oh ya, let's just fucking outsource all that to India and China because we can all sit around and pretend we are wealthy with paper notes and blocks of yellow metal.

Don't go bashing engineers or doctors. Attorneys on the other hand I don't mind you bashing them so much.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:24 | 1593522 Shirley Wilfahrt
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"energy technologies"

 

All the rest is bullshit.

;)

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:26 | 1593539 akak
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I think you may have taken my comments out of context and/or otherwise misinterpreted them.

I was not bashing attorneys, doctors or engineers for their professions themselves (although engineers are a notoriously humorless bunch), nor for what they do in their professions, but merely stating that they are just as clueless and just as willing to be led by the sociopathic power elite as anyone else when it comes to matters OUTSIDE of those professions --- for having compartmentalized intelligence, as it were, as you had earlier implied.

PS: I am not a trader in any way, shape or form.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:13 | 1593726 Slewburger
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Generally speaking akak I think you're right.

Every engineer I've ever met with the exception of a few are getting chewed up by: the money masters, trading accounts, shitty custodians front running IRA & 401k accounts, income properties, HFT algos. The old rules don't apply anymore and it isn't the same market.

Most feel like they've made it, time to kick back, watch; football, american idol, internet pron. (maybe all three). Nobody wants to confront the elephant in the room.

I talk about financial markets at work/socially, 90% of people are uncomfortable talking about it at any depth. It's just another form of arrested development.

Whenever I hear Au/Ag are in bubbles I just think back to how many people I know own precious metals. Doctors, lawyers, engineers, airline pilots, retirees. Can count on one hand.

Pigs get slaughtered, shearing sheep was so 2007.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:42 | 1593818 trav7777
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the engineers I know...all of us were talking about this shit before the internet existed.  Hell, back in like 1995 I said that the only way out was printing money.  Were you even potty trained then?

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 01:13 | 1593889 AldousHuxley
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Engineers are by nature long term strategists.

Traders/ wall st workers are salesmen and by nature short term flippers.

Lawyers are by nature bureaucrats good at lying.

 

Chinese Premier is an engineer. He is looking to advance China as dominant superpower over next 100 years.

Obama is a lawyer. He is looking to lie his way into power with bunch of red tape with his name on it.

Wall st traders don't care what happens to traded securities after they get the yearly commission or bonus.

 

Choose your leaders carefully. When you choose based on personality, looks, and speech, that's all you get.

 

 

 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 02:30 | 1594053 Stack Trace
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+10.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 01:23 | 1593910 Freddie
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Anyone who who watches TV is a moron. They are enabling the system/elites who are fvvking the stupid TV viewer over.  Dumb sheeple.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:18 | 1593742 Cathartes Aura
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I think it must be said that having "financial smarts" & making lots of monies doesn't make anyone more intelligent overall - just more wealthy. 

of course, wealth is revered in our out-of-balance world, disproportionately so - but there are some (apparently) wealthy posters here who still don't get the basics on how nation states are assembled / stripped for parts, nor do these folk seem to care about the whole nest that's being shat in - as long as they has the precious & can get the perks, why look closely at the insane mess?   "compartmentalized" indeed!

PS: not a trader either - I just like to skim the threads for sanity gems, heh.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 01:50 | 1593970 Raymond Reason
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I think it must be said that having "financial smarts" & making lots of monies doesn't make anyone more intelligent overall - just more wealthy. 

The old saying" Follow the money" brings one to truth. which is a scarce commodity (to use a financial expression.) 

And beyond that, people who are too busy with their professional lives to seek truth, are as guilty of negligence as those who neglect their children for the same reasons. 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:07 | 1593710 AustriAnnie
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I do think perhaps you mis-read akak's post.  You will find that there are many of us on here who are not traders.  Not only that, but the zerohedge community in general has the utmost respect for people who are hard-working productive individuals across various industries.  Furthermore, the Wall-Street and DC which is "corrupt and full of supposedly 'intelligent' traders, politicians, bankers, and lobbyists" is that which this entire website was created to expose.  Buddy, the "traders" who are here are on your side.

What akak was saying (I believe) is that when it comes to politics and economics/finance, many people who are smart and perhaps academic and well-read in other disciplines, do not delve beyond what the MSM presents them on subjects pertaining to the economy and government.  I think he was trying to say that "smart" in one discipline does not translate to another.  I'm not a doctor, so when I get sick I don't try to self-medicate, I seek an "expert".  Many people view the main stream media as an "expert" source of information on investing, and are therefore misguided.  What is amazing is that otherwise intelligent people will fail to look into their statements and question them, as they would look into the background of a doctor before they are operated on.

I wonder if perhaps you haven't been around ZH for long.  You'll find that comments can sound harsh and cold, but that comes with the territory.  What you expect commenters' intent to be may not be what they are actually saying.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:18 | 1593741 akak
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Thank you AustriAnnie, and you are exactly correct in your interpretation of my post, which was NOT meant as a slam at doctors, attorneys or engineers per se, but merely used them as examples of how people can be intelligent and knowledgeable in a specific area of expertise, and ignorant and gullible in other realms such as politics and financial matters.  This is generally true of EVERYONE, not just those particular professions --- it is just that such highly-educated and "successful" people are often held up by the average person as implicitly intelligent in all aspects of life, when that is rarely the case.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 03:29 | 1594137 StychoKiller
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Segmentation Fault! -- Just kidding -- from one crazed Software Engineer!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:56 | 1593357 Id fight Gandhi
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Never understood how people spend a lifetime building up a nest egg only to toss it away to some momo stock or entrust it with someone they barely know, rarely contacts them is and likely some 20 something coked up punk ass kid trying to be the next gekko.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:20 | 1593495 Dave
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That and they just don't want to know. Example. My mother was in banking for 50 years. She retired as treasurer of the bank. She's 86 and still on the board of directors. Worried about her retirement fund. Heavily into bonds. Will not listen. I quit talking about that. Although she does ask about gold from time to time she owns none.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:30 | 1593560 Dave
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Why does "new" appear next to my name? I've been around for quite awhile.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:39 | 1593811 Cathartes Aura
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if you refresh your page Dave, you'll get "old" fast !

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:05 | 1593401 CrashisOptimistic
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ZH runs a delicate balance.  The commenter array on this site is 15X better than anywhere else.  The articles themselves are important mostly to prompt the comment explosion, which often is rightly spent calling the article author an idiot.

Now, don't misunderstand.  About 70% of comments are useless youtube links to pointless music or guys pimping their own site.  But 30% of the comments are solid and provide top quality perspective.

And if they go beyond 3 paragraphs, they are not read.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:35 | 1593581 Flakmeister
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Who loves ya, baby...

PS Promise I wont fuck it up again..

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:43 | 1593824 trav7777
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I can't say what needs to be said in 3 paragraphs or less...

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 00:52 | 1593847 Flakmeister
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Look at what the cat dragged in.... :)

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 05:59 | 1594284 Escapeclaws
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Very funny.

Your last sentence.

LOL

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 10:10 | 1594862 Dyler Turden II Esq
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It is the super-short one-liners that my eye routinely skips over, because they seldom have any worthwhile insight/content. Longer text generally (NOT ALWAYS) correlates with thoughtfulness and non-triviality.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 10:12 | 1594873 Flakmeister
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Call it the Laffer curve of posting...

I do agree, 2-3 paragraphs at most, properly structured will typically have the highest quality of content...

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 01:36 | 1593933 MacGruber
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Agreed! Not to be a worrypuss, but I do sometimes wonder about the increase in profile. Tyler, keep the fact checking high - the worst thing for what I see as a courageous truth movement in ZH is to lose credibility, or worse be pulled in for trumped up liable. The truth, as they say, will set you free. 

Godspeed!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:33 | 1592913 Manzilla
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That is stupid. I've been following this site since a few months after it started and I can say with out a doubt that more correct and accurate "reporting" comes from this site. Sure one can call you a conspiracy junkie but like you said, once it's true it ain't a conspiracy no mo.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:41 | 1592957 Bring the Gold
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Hmm, I thought once it is proven it's no longer Conspiracy Theory, but conspiracy FACT. Still a conspiracy once proven. Can someone point me to a definition that shows that a conspiracy once revealed and proven as fact is no longer a conspiracy?

 

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/conspiracy

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:53 | 1593025 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Any time two or more people consider committing an illegal act it is a conspiracy.  The attack on September 11, for example, was a conspiracy because obviously more than one person was involved no matter which interpretation of events one accepts.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:20 | 1593061 Bring the Gold
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Right or to use a less charged example, Enron was a conspiracy to commit fraud. It's still a conspiracy even though it's now a known fact. That was my point.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:12 | 1593124 Crumbles
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NOT ...

Two or more may verbally conspire to commit an act, but the conspiracy does not rise to illegality until one of the conspirators takes a concrete step to further the scheme.

Then, all are guilty of conspiracy to commit whatever.

The law is often used when little evidence is available to prove a drug or fraud charge.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:33 | 1593574 TruthInSunshine
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Theorem -- from Wolfram MathWorld

"A theorem is a statement that can be demonstrated to be true by accepted mathematical operations and arguments. In general, a theorem is an embodiment of some general principle that makes it part of a larger theory. The process of showing a theorem to be correct is called a proof.

Although not absolutely standard, the Greeks distinguished between "problems" (roughly, the construction of various figures) and "theorems" (establishing the properties of said figures; Heath 1956, pp. 252, 262, and 264).

According to the Nobel Prize-winning physicist Richard Feynman (1985), any theorem, no matter how difficult to prove in the first place, is viewed as "trivial" by mathematicians once it has been proven. Therefore, there are exactly two types of mathematical objects: trivial ones, and those which have not yet been proven.

The late mathematician P. Erd?s has often been associated with the observation that "a mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems" (e.g., Hoffman 1998, p. 7). However, this characterization appears to be due to his friend, Alfred Rényi (MacTutor, Malkevitch). This thought was developed further by Erd?s' friend and Hungarian mathematician Paul Turán, who suggested that weak coffee was suitable "only for lemmas" (MacTutor, Malkevitch).

R. Graham has estimated that upwards of mathematical theorems are published each year (Hoffman 1998, p. 204)."

SEE ALSO: Axiom, Axiomatic System, Corollary, Deep Theorem, Porism, Lemma, Metatheorem, Postulate, Principle, Problem, Proof, Proposition, Tautology, Trivial

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 06:06 | 1594295 Escapeclaws
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Erdos also took amphetamines. Once, when he was confined to a hospital bed and could not get his amphetamines, he discovered that he became just like a normal person. He was unable to do creative mathematical work.

Thanks for the mathematical humor. I guess drinking coffee made dried coffee crystals would lead to corollaries. Incidently, I am unable to prove the truth or falsity of your last sentence. At least I now know why France has produced so many great mathematicians.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:52 | 1593014 Oracle of Kypseli
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@Manzilla, 18 weeks and 4 days is not a few months after Zerohedge started. I am a member for 1 year and 38 weeks and I never thought that i signed up a few months after it started.

However, I agree with you that ZH has been prophetic and more accurate than anything else. 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:30 | 1593557 YC2
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I lurked here for like 2 years before registering.  Im sure others have as well.  So hard to think of the right name...

 

I think the commenters were much better before I joined lol.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 13:26 | 1595798 rambo1028
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I lurked for about 6 months before someones comment poised me off so bad I had to register....then never got to even respond to it. But there have been plenty more since then.

glad I registered tho. Love this place! I laugh, I cry, I need sedatives because of it but love it none the less :)

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:28 | 1593546 delacroix
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what do you mean pointless? some of the music links, are pretty damn good.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:34 | 1593578 YC2
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I dont come here for music links.  I have never clicked one.   For me they are worthless, irrelevant, and take up space, like obstacles to get to content.  Take it somewhere else I say.  And FWIW I love music and have written more than my share as a high school rock star.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 12:24 | 1595484 Bullionaire
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All work and no play...

 

 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:33 | 1592914 KennyG09
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Bullish! :)

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:33 | 1592915 Id fight Gandhi
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They were trying lump zh in with that crook at BI. They spill shit daily.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:33 | 1592916 Whatta
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saw that show and had a chuckle at that statement.

can I plant a story? about hedge funds giving me loads of money? for doing nothing? that'd be sweet. I'll cut you your 20% TD.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:35 | 1592917 dwdollar
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Sounds like they're jealous that so many take zerohedge seriously while laughing at CNBC.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:34 | 1592918 Prepared
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Zerohedge is plugged into reality you dopey sheeple - deal with it bitchezzzzz!!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:45 | 1592978 WestVillageIdiot
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The reality right now is that futures for tomorrow are red.  ZH better plant a story quick.  Those futures will be green tomorrow morning.  That is almost a guarantee.  That seems to be the way it happens every day lately. 

I'm just amazed how Tyler caused that earthquake today.  I did not feel it but my wife did down in the Financial District.  They evacuated her building, thinking it was something going on with the construction at the World Trade site.  I think it was just evil emanating from the Goldman building. 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:46 | 1592983 shinola
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That should be: Zerohedge is plugged into "reality"...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:34 | 1592919 Soul Train
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Tyler is actually Bernanke??? No way, I don't believe that.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:47 | 1592987 WestVillageIdiot
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Did you ever see the second Planet of the Apes movie?  Just picture a scene where Bernanke removes his face and it turns out that he is Tyler Durden.  God bless the bomb. 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:22 | 1593162 LetThemEatRand
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"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty banker!"

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:48 | 1593315 akak
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"This is a madhouse!  A MADHOUSE!"

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:39 | 1593260 Arkadaba
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+ Like

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:33 | 1593229 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Ever seen Tyler and The Bernank in the same place at the same time?  Just sayin'...  </sarc>

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:52 | 1593333 phyuckyiu
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He told us you were going to say that. Come with us sir.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 02:33 | 1594059 MayIMommaDogFac...
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LMAO -- well-played.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:34 | 1592921 JW n FL
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Tyler is the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll!!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:44 | 1592974 nmewn
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LOL!!!...he's Timmah???

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:48 | 1592997 WestVillageIdiot
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If Tyler Durden were to punch you in the face you would have an overwhelming urge to thank him.

Stay suspicious, my friend. 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:56 | 1593044 nmewn
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I don't often take the pulse of the socio-economic world...but when I do, I prefer ZH ;-)

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:58 | 1593053 Aguadulce
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Stay solvent my friends.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:13 | 1593135 JW n FL
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Got Silver?

Got Gold?

Got Cor-Bon / Double Tap / Speer Gold Dot?

Then you are LIQUID!!!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:19 | 1593490 Karl Danneskjold
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*golf clap...well done.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:30 | 1593209 HoofHearted
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He is DB Cooper. Parlayed that $200k into a new website...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:06 | 1593093 rosiescenario
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Uh, actually he is the 3rd....the FBI planted that story about there only being 2.....

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 03:09 | 1594113 slewie the pi-rat
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i am not tyler durden

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:34 | 1592922 WineSorbet
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I friggin knew it.  I'm going back to watching cnbc for the real news. 

 

This is so fucknig pathetic!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:50 | 1593010 WestVillageIdiot
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I apologize but I have to confess that I have been turning on CNBC for about 3 minutes before work each morning.  I had to look at that heinous bag known as BQ when she was 9 months pregnant.  I thought that was disgusting.  Now you tune in and you have to see that rotten pig MCC with her muzzle and horse face.  I can't even look at her.  I'm afraid I'm going to turn into Lot's wife.

As difficult as it is to look at these rejects it is much harder to listen to them.  The stupidity is on a level that is not to be believed.  If anybody sees that Andrew Ross Sorkin please kick him in the balls. 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:00 | 1593065 DonnieD
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You know what they say about people with 3 names.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:50 | 1593324 phyuckyiu
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They all have girlfriends on the side.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:08 | 1593100 rosiescenario
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.....any wonder why those CNBC folks took exception to ZH?????????

 

....not that I do not concur with you.....

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:48 | 1593312 Havana White
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Hold your horses there, pardner!  Michelle CC happens to be a GREAT and BRAVE reporter.  Lest you've forgotten, she had the GUTS to stand on a HIGH-RISE BALCONY to report the demonstrations in Athens.  Did she quit when a wisp of ACTUAL TEARGAS wafted up that way?  Hell no!  She put on a GASMASK and FORGED ON without skipping a WORD of wirecopy.

Talk about worldly... Michelle had her finger on the PULSE of none other than ROME, boldly securing a one-on-one interview with her CABDRIVER to tell anxious viewers how REAL ITALIANS FEEL.

Say, does Michelle emanate SAVOIR FAIRE or what?  The answer, of course, is FUCKIN' A she does!  Not only has she MASTERED the Bartiromo PRO-SLUR-DRAWL of pronouncing 'ess' as 'ESH', but how about that time she didn't treat a DEMOCRAT very DISMISSIVELY?

CNBC's Michelle CC: a WALL STREET REPORTER's Wall Street reporter!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 03:36 | 1594143 StychoKiller
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Now now, it takes over 20 years for a Progressive/Socialist to become so heavily dain-bramaged! :>D

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:34 | 1592924 Sancho Ponzi
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'First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.'

Mohandas Gandhi

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:36 | 1592932 Id fight Gandhi
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Word!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:45 | 1592981 nmewn
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Word up!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:46 | 1592982 PuppetRepubl1c
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+1 for relevant user name  :P

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:35 | 1592925 tmosley
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lol, CNBS calling other people irresponsible.

That's probably the best compliment they could have given you, Tyler.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:36 | 1592935 tmosley
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Also, how do I plant stories here?  I want to put in one about Bernanke's intimate encounters with the whole cast of Animal Farm.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:47 | 1592989 FinalCollapse
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Are you reporting from the Jacks On Hole?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:18 | 1593150 Osmium
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I thought it was the Jackson Ho?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:54 | 1593340 akak
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Jack's Sore Hole --- and all of us are Jack.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:27 | 1593169 Rick64
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Yes, definitely a compliment. These are some of the same idiots that didn't see the financial crisis coming. I wish each one of them had to put up their trading records then nobody would watch this crap.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:35 | 1592927 Id fight Gandhi
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Well if hedge funds really have their ear pressed here, why are they doing so shitty? 2 and 20 to get kicked in the nuts for returns?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:35 | 1592928 virgule
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Don't take it bad: you got free advertising on CNBC, right next to Yves Smith, and they acknowldged that lots of hedge funds look at ZH. Hard to get a better compliment IMHO

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:53 | 1593022 WestVillageIdiot
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That is pretty cool.  I couldn't actually watch the clip.  Every time I hear Karen Finerman speak I can't take a shit for four days.  I just can't take the risk.  Thanks for letting me know what the clip was about.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:30 | 1593555 contagiousNY
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TMI, but it just had the opposite effect on me.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:36 | 1592931 oogs66
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the fdic headline was misleading today, they don't care about that?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:36 | 1592933 Galen Slade
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Zero Hedge - outed as the information leaking arm of the Illuminati?  Tyler the real master, Soros just a mere puppet?  Who knew?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:36 | 1592934 Galen Slade
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Zero Hedge - outed as the information leaking arm of the Illuminati?  Tyler the real master, Soros just a mere puppet?  Who knew?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:36 | 1592936 Ivanovich
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The only time I watch CNBC is when someone links to a clip of their program.  They are a worthless, cheerleading, group of shills that have caused the destruction of so much wealth.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:49 | 1593002 THE DORK OF CORK
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No the wealth has already been destroyed - they just direct the animals into killing zones.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:36 | 1592938 HedgeFun
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Time to take this blog to the next level. May i propose "Zero hedge+socgen type leverage"

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:37 | 1592939 shinola
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Clever

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:37 | 1592941 BlackMagician
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"Truth is more stranger than fiction"

~Mark Twain

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:41 | 1592959 Tuco Benedicto ...
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T. D., thank you for this clip from the new "alternative media"!      Tuco

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:38 | 1592943 Tuco Benedicto ...
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"Nowadays the truth is a conspiracy theory."  Dr. Paul Craig Roberts

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:38 | 1592945 alien-IQ
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Can you imagine the shit storm that will hit when CNBC finds out about Tyler and Erin Burnett's weekend rendezvous at Richard Branson's private island?

Word around the campfire is "there are pictures of them looking at BAC charts together and laughing".

More to come I'm sure...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:55 | 1593034 WestVillageIdiot
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I guess Erin wanted to look down and see something that wasn't flat, for once. 

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:38 | 1592946 THE DORK OF CORK
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Those poor souls are just now taking Marc Fabers advice - don't trust anybody.

PS if BoA could somehow offload its debt on Ireland, we will be happy to take it - we like that sort of thing.

Bring on the debt gimps.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:39 | 1592949 Britonomist
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Still waiting for the imminent hyperinflation that has been (consisntently wrongly) predicted for the last three years...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 21:45 | 1592976 Bring the Gold
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What do you propose as an alternative? Deflationary collapse? Or perhaps an old British favorite (said in a jowly yet sage voice) "we will somehow muddle through"?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:02 | 1593074 Bring the Gold
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Junked? Why? Why not respond anonymous junker?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:08 | 1593104 Britonomist
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I tend not to make predictions because the economy can be pretty... unpredictable.

Here's some food for thought though:

http://www.cepr.net/index.php/blogs/beat-the-press/alan-greenspan-insist...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:24 | 1593168 Bring the Gold
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I will read your link and thanks for responding.

As to not making predictions does that mean you have no market position whatsoever, not even cash? Isn't any position other than a zero net worth in essence a call on the market one way or the other? I mean if one buys AAPL then one assumes  you are bullish on AAPL?

I'm not asking for time-frames, just a general idea of what you think the alternative is. As to get piled on, well that's pretty much what happens once we hit "save". Unless of course you post something really bland and boring.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:32 | 1593221 Britonomist
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Okay, I don't find hyperinflation very likely at all, so I don't have a problem holding cash, happy? I find a stagant economy a la the way of Japan but not as deflationary/disinflationary more likely over the next few years. And even if there was hyperinflation, it's not going to have anything to do wtih QE1 or QE2.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:39 | 1593608 phyuckyiu
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How is buying 70% of your own debt yourself good for holding cash. And yes we will be like Japan for a few years till the riots start, then we will look quite different. Enjoy your State Fair.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:10 | 1593118 Britonomist
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Plus this place is literally the biggest circle jerk I have almost ever seen in my life (infowars is the only place that is worse), I don't exactly want to get piled on.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:02 | 1593399 akak
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Plus this place is literally the biggest circle jerk I have almost ever seen in my life

Then your willingness to participate in it says just what exactly about you?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:06 | 1593420 zenbones
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He likes to be in the middle.  Playing catcher.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:37 | 1593597 Flakmeister
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Ouch...

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:40 | 1593615 phyuckyiu
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I HATE YOU GUYS!!! CAN I JOIN YOUR ClUb?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:46 | 1593641 Flakmeister
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You don't want to belong to any club that would have you as a member....

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:05 | 1593410 Havana White
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Britonomist, re your link, the writer could be Bernanke himself, saying QE isn't inflationary.  When you pay "retail" for the most putrid and worthless garbage the banks will happily hand you, that is grossly inflationary, regardless the stat you apply.  Such is the argument.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:26 | 1593533 Terminus C
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*yawn*

Yet another troll.

This place is where you can say what you think and the worst thing that can happen to you is some down arrows.  You don't think there will be hyperinflation... that is fine, but provide some evidence as to why you think it will not happen.  The case has been thoroughly presented as to why it could (though there is a strong argument for deflation as well).  This is fight club, take your position, defend it, don't just come in here and say, "you are all stupid because you think hyperinflation is going to happen... oh and you all jerk each other."

State your position and defend it.  Fight club bitch.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:37 | 1593594 caerus
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yeah you do

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 03:41 | 1594146 StychoKiller
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Here ya go:  http://www.godlikeproductions.com/

De'nada!

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:33 | 1593226 tmosley
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Where did Tyler say hyperinflation was imminent (especially three years ago, before the blogspot blog was even opened)?

And what set of circumstances do YOU think we would have to see for hyperinflation to occur?

Also funny that you haven't noticed that those playing the "imminent hyperinflation" trade for the past three years are up at least several-fold over where they started.  I have certainly gained a great deal of purchasing power by holding non-dilutable currency.

Or are you just sniping because you have nothing better to do, and are a tiny, tiny man with very little self esteem?

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 22:51 | 1593330 Britonomist
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Are you kidding, this whole blog is just pointless sniping, conspiracist bullshit (seriously the truther crap during the death of Binladen was almost sickening) as well as sensationalist whining about 'hyperinflationary monetary easing' and constant articles from moronic austrian theorists with no credibility. This is where all the finance tough guys come to revel in doomsday speak (not that they don't have a financial interest to anyway). Also, they made money because doing the "imminent hyperinflation" trade results in investing in assets that also typically happen to rise in proportion to a worsening or stagnating economy.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:12 | 1593436 akak
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I think we just found the latest incarnation of WilliamtheBastard/LongJuanWilliam/TexasGunslinger/LibertariansforProsperity, and five or six other names which I cannot at the moment recall.

In case you are NOT that same troll, Brit, then your outrageous and hate-filled blanket generalizations regarding those who challenge and call out the corrupt and failing power elite --- those you slur as "doomers" --- have been proven wrong again and again, as those so-called "doomers" have been proven right, and have thereby profited by taking those financial positions that you mainstream, pro-Establishment sheep have derided as "risky", "speculative" and "Armageddonist".  I guess facing reality and acknowledging it for what it truly is is just as unpopular as it was in Cassandra's time --- and Cassandra's prophecies were invariably proven to be correct by subsequent events.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:16 | 1593470 Britonomist
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See look at this, this is exactly what I'm talking about, you guys are ridiculously dramatic, you're living in some bizarro heroic fantasy, the throthing at the mouth rambling comments are indistinguishable from the typical comments at infowars. And anyone that takes a contrary position is a plant for the establishment or some bullshit like that. No, just because I don't see any technical reason for hyperinflation in the near future doesn't make me a pro-Establishment sheep, get a fucking grip.

And no, I'm not a troll, nor am I 'williamthebastard' or any of those other guys. Have fun sticking it to the man.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:24 | 1593519 tmosley
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Yes, you are a troll.  If you want to stop being a troll, leave, and never return.  Your "observations" aren't wanted here by ANYONE.

It's funny, the latest incarnation of the libtroll that was (perhaps first) known as Red Neck Repugnicant called me all sorts of words menaing crazy for noticing that he was the same guy as his earlier user names.  Then he nailed himself to the wall by referencing a conversation we had had when he was using an earlier username AND forgetting to log in as his other user name to give himself props.

If we are "paranoid", it is because we are, in fact, under attack by at least two name changing trolls.  The fact that you are talking about "three years" of whatever here at ZH, while your user name is only four months old makes you appear to be one of them.

But seriously, get out.  You're not wanted.

Tue, 08/23/2011 - 23:29 | 1593551 Britonomist
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I've been reading this blog for ages since I like to try and get a balanced perspective by reading a diversity of viewpoints (something pretty much entierly alien to this place, you know, not being massively one sided). I very rarely comment on blogs, but the ridiculously arrogant and circlejerkish tone of this place has lit a fuse for me today and I feel at least SOMEONE should have the audacity to buck the trend and actually have a CONTRARY opinion for once, hence me commenting. I don't know how to prove this is my first account other than to have the mods check, you can also just search my name on the blogosphere and you'll probably see comments from this username on other blogs from years ago.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!