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End of trading day in Europe... now it's time for the real news.
It will be very promising the next week :) I can not wait for European markets to reopen.
Can anybody tell me why I am seeing (via CNBC) children on the floor of the NYSE? Jesus, I'd rather have my kid alone in a smoke filled bar with ppl that work for the city.....;.It would pry be safer for them.
Are they being held as collateral?
They are already levered 60x.
"Look Jimmy, these are the people that have sold your generation to the Chinese. On we go the Capitol building to see the other half of America's finest, come along now..."
Corzine's using them as human shields.
those are the oldidorks grandkids being shown how to screw the 99%ers!
The parents in this case need Baby Sitting.
"When all else fails it's time for more bunga bunga!"
Sylvio 'Bunga Bunga' Berlusconi, 11/25/11, Emeritus In Exile
I have a feeling that next week will be a killer for sure.
The world's outlook is negative - after all... BITCHEZ!
If no one is AAA anymore, does that mean AA is the new AAA?
No. It just means gold is the only AAA asset left.
The real question is when do they outlaw credit reporting?
I expect some ratings agency execs to get pepper sprayed any day now. It will be "for their own good"...lol.
Hear about the woman pepper spraying people in line ahead of her for the deals she wanted?
That's the kind of determined gal to do your last minute shopping for you.
Whats wrong with her use of pepper spray the police use it all the time and no one gives a shit , hell she should have a tazer, dead sheeple are good sheeple
Yup. Too funny. I heard a report that somebody was at Dick's Sporting Goods at 5:00 AM. Place was empty except for the firearms dept.
That would put the EFSF back in the run which would really make this a farce. So the answer is.. probably.
Furious Fiat Fail, Bitchez!
The ratings are falling like rain
Unleashing some Eurozone pain
But what can I say
About French triple A
The CRAs may be insane
Don't stop believing...cut to black.
At least they'll always have van Damme.
And they still make wonderful gold-foiled covered chocolates and truffles.
Don't forget the pedophiles.
And great beer......
Let's not forget their waffles. Where would the world be without their waffles.
Every time I close down the bar, I stumble over to their house for breakfast.
There´s also Tintin and the smurfs. Maybe the hollywood movies will bump album sales and thus Belgiums economy. I´m going long. Future is bright.
even european batteries have been downgraded from AAA to AA!
I've never understood why AAA batteries are smaller than AA batteries.
And where are the B batteries? They have A and C.
I guess its because asking for BBBBBbatteries could get a bit confusing and silly.
If this is true,how come the dildo's there are getting bigger...?
And who will fuck them next....?
So many questions,
So few A's........
The circle gets smaller as it circles the toilet bowl.
The wheels are coming off now,
Wars = Force Majeure... Just a matter of time.
Hey permabulls, just wonderin....is that bullish?
Yes, yes it is. Absolutely everything is bullshit. Oh, wait, bullish... erm... I'm sure it is for Robo in some sick yet to be announced way.
Belgian Waffles still AAA, French female armpits -CCC
French female armpits -BO....
CNBC is reporting that S&P downgraded Belgium due to concerns over financial stability.
Dang! No WAY!
CNBC,Smart like rock.
There is a cognitive dissonance with Tyler that I cannot resolve.
On the one hand he has declared the ratings agencies to be a total farce, on the other hand he jubilantly and rejoicingly announces every and any of their downgrades.
There is something fishy here, something seems just not right.
Caveat emptor, bitchez!
The ratings agencies are full of it, but they are, now and then, leaking some of the truth...
The preacher gets excited every time one of his sinners converts...
Well Franken, the markets are also a farce, but I'll also rather see them red then on another full-retard tear up.
My view is that we want them to do their job. If they do what we know to be true then they should be acknowledged for doing the right thing. When they maintain the bullshit either for fees or to keep from making waves then they should be called out.
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