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And Now Back To The Real News: Saudi Arabia Blasts Iran, Verbally For Now
Ignore Slovakia: everyone has a price. This is the real news:
- RPT-SAUDI EMBASSY IN U.S. SAYS PLOT IS "DESPICABLE VIOLATION" OF INTERNATIONAL NORMS
- SAUDI OFFICIAL SAYS IRAN PLOT TO ASSASSINATE SAUDI AMBASSADOR "IS NOT GOING TO PASS EASILY"
And logically:
- IRAN REJECTS AS "PRE-FABRICATED SCENARIO" US ACCUSATION ON TWO IRANIANS ALLEGEDLY PLOTTING AGAINST SAUDI ENVOY - STATE TV
And now Hil joins in, via AP:
An alleged Iranian plot to hire Mexican drug cartel killers to assassinate the Saudi ambassador to the United States on American soil "crosses a line" in Iran's state sponsorship of terrorism and will further isolate the Islamic republic, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Tuesday.
"This really, in the minds of many diplomats and government officials, crosses a line that Iran needs to be held to account for," Clinton told The Associated Press in an interview. She said the plot - it allegedly involved Iranian government agents trying to contract a Mexican cartel to kill Saudi Ambassador Adel Al-Jubeir - was stranger than fiction.
"The idea that they would attempt to go to a Mexican drug cartel to solicit murder-for-hire to kill the Saudi ambassador, nobody could make that up, right?" she said in a nearly hour-long, wide-ranging interview with AP reporters and editors.
Speaking shortly after the Justice Department announced the uncovering of the alleged plot, Clinton said the scheme "creates a potential for international reaction that will further isolate Iran, that will raise questions about what they're up to, not only in the United States and Mexico."
She said both she and President Barack Obama were calling world leaders to inform them of the developments.
"We are actively engaged in a very concerted diplomatic outreach to many capitals, to the U.N. in New York, to not only to explain what happened so we can try to pre-empt any efforts by Iran to be successful in what would be their denial and their efforts to try to deflect responsibility but so that we also enlist more countries in working together against what is becoming a clearer and clearer threat" from Iran, Clinton said.
"We want to reassure our friends that the complaints against Iran are well-founded," she said.
As she spoke, Alizreza Miryusefi, the press attache at Iran's mission to the United Nations, said the accusation was "totally baseless" and that a full statement would be issued shortly.
Take home: Talk is cheap but Brent here is even
cheaper... Either way, it is a win win for Saudi which needs crude to go up, up, up.
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Just got real-er.
Wow, if we go to war fast enough we may just contain this economic crisis, at least for a while longer! Great news!
bullish for popcorn, that's for sure.
Saudi Arabia needs their own 9/11 to rally the sheep. The riots have been intensifying. Didn't they have to rain down bullets on a crowd a few days ago? What I'm confused about is why the US and Saudi Arabia didn't allow this to happen (if it's real)...
This is complete military intelligence at work. Like Iran said, pre-fabricated, impossible to disprove. And really, the drug kingpins are tight with Wall St banks, and have been for decades. Its a little late to pretend they are cozy with terrorists, no?
Remember the Gulf of Tonkin, any one?
Check out the latest from the Capital Research Institute "Jubilee, An Idea Whose Time Has Come":
http://www.capitalresearchinstitute.org
Could debt forgiveness kickstart America’s economy? The answer is yes. It is something the Capital Research Institute has previously suggested. As suggested in the article, on its own it is not enough. But it is a crucial step in the right direction.
Now, many people are weary of debt-forgiveness because it reminds them of the government bailouts, that it is stealing from those who lent their hard-earned savings to others. Superficially, it is a legitimate comparison, but it does not hold up. For one, while the bailouts helped a small group, financial institutions that by and large serve as a proxy for the richest segment of society, a jubilee would be universal. Secondly, while the bailouts created moral hazard (the expectation that TBTF were bailed out once, so management doesn’t care if they go bankrupt again, they will be bailed out no matter what) Jubilee would be established under absolute terms, it will only happen once every 50 or 70 years.
Debt forgiveness is called bankruptcy. This option has always been available.
Its just a little more formal, and kind of takes care of all of it in one go, and there is much less messy legal proceedings.
we need more. the usury system and its practitioners need to be dealt with and disposed of. Jubilee is not enough.
how did this thread get hijacked over to debt forgiveness?
iranian hi-jackers i presume?
everyone will truly believe this story and be concerned for real when iran invades our shores spreading muslimia and sharia law bitchez
do i say sarc/off now?
Hey John Q - Look closely - it got hijacked by Herd Redirection. How sublime. I tried putting the ship on Red Alert to get it back on course, but all the red lightbulbs on the bridge are burned out from over-use.
Turn all the FEMA camps into Debtors Prisons.
I want a fucking refund on everything I've ever paid off.
Back on track: The Persians and Arabs have been stabbing each other in the back for millenia, why should anyone be surprised at this?
OT: would you be willing to beam up a shipment of red-painted flourescents to yer ship? Au or Ag in payment, please -- none of that replicated Federation credits stuff! On second thought, Gold-pressed latinum is acceptable too.
Vall is good.
yea well unfortunately student debt isnt discharged in bankruptcy. There is more student debt in Amerika than credit card debt so you figure it out......you really want to get the ekonomy going? give younger generations disposable income to spend. Cause we know Amerikan youth LOVE to spend money.
Debt jubilee and bankruptcy are different. In a bankruptcy, the assets are used to 'satisfy' the lenders. In a jubilee, the debts are wiped clean and the borrowers keep the assets.
The privately-held fractional reserve banking/money creation scheme is destined to collapse - but in the meantime, commercial banks create money out of thin air and receive collateral and a 'down-payment' in return. As long as that system runs, the banks will continue to collect the productive assets through default, even though they provided no 'consideration' themselves.
Jubilee... That word keeps coming around...
Its gaining traction, its already a subconscious meme, and its momentum is basically unstoppable.
imagine the party the plebes will have when it does come around
reminder to self: run up tab at liquor store in preparation for jubilee
get snacks
question: will my dealer forgive the 300 bucks i owe him for weed?
sarc/off
Probably all new loans will have to be banned for a year just to keep people from being over-exuberant.
The only financial or economic theory I hold dear is called "Trial and Error" and our current trial, the fiat fractional reserve system, yeah, it has failed.
Debt forgiveness for deabbeats is not the answer. Put them to work rebuilding our crumbling roads and bridges and bringing broadband to the corners of the country. Yes, I know we already tried that, but last time they forgot to put the unemployed to work and instead just gave them free hand-outs for two yeras. Isn't that kind of like indirect debt foregiveness for them and adding to the 15 trillion debt for me. This time will be different...
"Put them to work rebuilding our crumbling roads and bridges and bringing broadband to the corners of the country."
Never happen. The unions would scream worse than they did in Wisconsin.
"Debt forgiveness for deabbeats is not the answer."
Of course it isn't; otherwise, the oligarchs' plans to enslave the nation [by stealing its wealth and leaving everyone else saddled with insane debt] won't come to pass... and we certainly can't have that!
Riiight, like the deadbeats that were handily paying their mortgage for 10 years and suddenly lost their job when the CEO of their company under pressure from majority shareholder JP Morgan finally shipped the last factory jobs over to China.
Yeah we definitely need to protect the bankers in their plan to secure all assets. I assume you are already giving yours freely to them? Oh your not? Oh you're special somehow and they won't come for YOUR assets. Welcome to the real world jack ass. Your fat bloated ass is the next in line to get reamed by these Apex Predators.
The only deadbeats that need to be in chains making roads are working at the Central and Investment banks world wide. Those guys have never done an honest day's work in their lives all they do is confiscate wealth with money created from nothing and you defend their system. Disgusting.
Jubilee=Nationalized Moral Hazard
Before the cheering stops on the first one, the seeds of the second one will be planted. Once everyone knows the rules, everyone will play the game. Next time will be even worse, because NOBODY will be so stupid as to practice self-restraint and personal responsibility.
Why is anyone so naive to believe that the average person would behave any differently from the bankers who know their gains are private but their losses public?
Global thermonuclear war cancels almost all debts.
We are now in the seasonal window I've been warning about is conducive to World War Three:
http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2011/09/autumn-panic-update-will-ci...
I just emailed Prechter the following info:
For the record:
Do you think we can panic before opex next Friday? I have some out of money puts...
LOL, nice one. I would buy some TSX goldmining equity calls (SA, NSU, Primero) personally...
2011 Oct 11/26: Aliens invade the earth! they find some redneck guy and tell him Take me to your Leader! The redneck guy from NC brings the aliens over to the NASCAR racetrack, and points towards the NASCAR officials. Aliens leave in disgust. Crisis averted!
Gulf of Tonkin eh....
http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr93.html
Setup for coordinated strikes in Syria and Iran accompanied by the Gilad Shalit release deal w/ Hamas. Egyptian riots provide cover for military crackdown into any action (Saudi funding). Turkey dragged along with the PR coup of taking out Assad who reportedly killed the Kurdish leader over the weekend (notwithstanding rumors of agitators involved). The Iranian elections coming in March 2012 and early returns between two other hardline factions. In the past few days iran has offered to halt enrichment and undertake Russian plan?
Also Bullish for Obama face toilet paper! It is a great buy.
@ Fukushima
I wonder when the war will start. And how. Let Israel do the dirty deed for a few $bns...? Or would the tail wag the dog?
Agree with nearby poster who said Eric Holder is mostly interested in covering up "Fast and Furious", this sure did come along at a convenient time for HIM. F & F now responsible for 200 deaths.
Also, Jim Rickards told us Sunday, on KWN, that during his recent visit to the ME our Arab Allies are only concerned about one thing. And that was Iran's muscle flexing in the region. They told him that Iran has to go sooner or later.
http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/Broadcast/Entries/2011/10/9_Jim_R...
War is inevitable, but the timing certainly is not. We have coincident major events all coming to a head at the same time: ecological overshoot, debt crisis, peak oil, fourth turning. The question is, will "they" be able to wage war overseas while "we" hound them like dogs here at home?
We are in a dangerous place. The Federal government has started to lose the trust of the people. This is a situation that cannot continue, one way or another.
Will this generational crisis show us turning inward to re-evaluate what it is to be American? Or will we focus our fears outward and wage global war? Either way it seems the result will be war of some sort. Perhaps we are already in the first battles and here at ZH we are the first wave of foot-soldiers, typing instead of shooting.
Yup, first waves of the false flag. Bankers love a good war.
Might go ahead and lock-in Bam-Bam's 2nd term to boot!
I wonder what scandal TPTB are trying to distract us from this time?
I'm sure it's just coincidence this story was released yesterday: http://www.examiner.com/conservative-in-national/breaking-new-evidence-show-hillary-a-mastermind-behind-gunwalker?CID=examiner_alerts_article.
This "plot" started right after the press got the first whiff of Fast & Furious and involves all the same parties. This is obviously a diversion. Throw out an unsubstantiated lie, build a monster case upon that lie, then do what you want to do based on that lie before the lie is exposed. Iraq part deux.
Nice... Hag-Ball Hillary has bigger gonads than Bullshit Barry Soetoro...
Fast&Furious and Solyndra. Eric Holder and Obama whitehouse are desperate.
Total desperation. Obama and crew simply trying to save their necks. There is nothing more to it. Time to tee up the whole Nixon playbook from the Watergate era. This time Hillary is on the other side.
Interesting coincidence to see this on Ransquawk:
Saudi King to undergo operation in coming days - state news agency
So, maybe he won't make it? Any succession issues that would need a coverup somewhere else?
Shit hitting the fan in this space is always serious.
Fuck the gold price showing collapse. Oil is the biggest economic control valve, on the planet. It is the ultimate X factor.
I hedge uso, all the time with lotto ticket calls. I am up a little after two years from the egypt uprising this winter.
Fuck go 5 dollar gas and you will see the pain creep in quickly. Oil is the commodity that runs the world. If you have things to protect, then hedge accordingly
You, sir, are 80% of the way there.
Now add in the realities that Iran is literally decades past Peak. They can't hold their flow rate up AND they are paying their populace to let them please stop the oil subsidy so they reduce domestic consumption and can export more for Brent territory prices.
The story of that is bizzarre, btw. They said "Here's $50. In your bank account, and you will be able to see it there, but you can't withdraw it until January, when gasoline prices go up." They said this October last year and the money appeared in November, and they hyped it, to get the populace excited about their extra money before they took it away from them by March in higher gasoline prices.
Iran is a basket case, and when the world figures out Manifa oil from offshore Saudi doesn't taste anything like Ghawar barrels, this shit is going over the cliff.
THe other 20% of the matter, this area is "the theatre" for the military action, revolts, protests and every other insane globalist conception.
Saudi sludge oil is perhaps, running dry. All they have are dollars to create the next best thing. Oh, they did the wallstreet pump anmd dump, rinse and repeat, but the tank is running on fumes.
I thank my lucky charms every morning, wondering how we got this far thru so much constant, uber and utter bullshit.
It comes down to one thing only.
The recent threats by PMs to retire equates to the powerful subconcious urge not to be in office when the juggled balls finally fall.
They have no solution and they will do anything up to and including murder to delay the fall until each of them can get out of office.
I might not know my bullshit, but Erin Burnett has nice udders.
Erin "B-Cup" Burnett??
She looks like a 10 year old boy sitting next to the 1st string of Caruso-Cabrera and the generously endowed CNBC Anchorettes...
And CNBC's biggest boob...
Steve Lies-man...
Is'nt today 10/11 ....the powers like to break news like this on 11th ....
Iranians hire Mexican drug cartel to kill Saudi ambassador! What kind of bullish story is this. They need to hire some one with better ability to fabricate a good story with some convincing elements before publishing this bullshit. Most people know that Mexican drug cartel is controlled by banksters, CIA & Mosad!
didn't you know arabs love burritos? they've got oil and gas!!!
When keepin' it real goes wrong
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=TVXqJ3A6NWw
On top of this news, Alcoa laid an egg to kick off earnings season:
Oct. 11, 2011, 4:30 p.m. EDT
Alcoa shares hit after disappointing report
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/alcoa-shares-hit-after-disappointing-re...
It will drop like last q
BTW, I intened to post this Alcoa news in another thread. I didn't realize this thread was about the Middle East. I thought this thread was re. Slovakia. My bad. I should have read the headline before posting.
Anyhow, the EPS expectations for Alcoa in the most recent quartered had been steadily lowered over the last 90 days from $0.32 down to $0.22. Alcoa still missed lowered EPS expectations. Maybe this is the start of a lousy earnings season. That would make sense considering the 1000 point jump in the DJIA over the past 5 trading sessions from last Tuesday's intraday lows.
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/ae?s=AA+Analyst+Estimates
Crazy market.
Got to pump in order to dump...its the new normal for totaly broken and worthless bankrupt US markets.
don't worry about Alcoa, we are going to need a lot of aluminum to fight Iran.....there
Alcoa must have laid off the accountants that could juice their earnings
just in time to divert attention away from fast and furious. eric holder is a piece of shit
No worries, the truth will come out that the justice department was actually the one supplying them bomb making materials1 as part of a strategy to catch terrorists. That man is a genius!
they're so dumb. all they have to do to divert our attention is to announce Dancing with the Stars special.
Never watched it. Humping With The Stars, now that's something I could get behind.
@ Comay
Yeah, pretty convenient for Holder to stage this just when Fast and Furious was about to engulf him. 200 deaths.
But PlaceHolder was going to supply the cartel hit team with genuine US arms!
So... A arab wanted to kill another arab....
And now for the weather report:
ah...obama never fails to disappoint. i wish obama was a stock. i'd have so much fun shorting the fuck out of it.
Saaay...these Iranians are kinda radical no?...lol.
I laughed like hell a week or so ago when the guy in the bad disco suit said he was gonna send some warships over to run up and down our coast.
A waste of good metal ;-)
JW in FL offered to go and salvage that metal off the bottom of the coast...
I believe he could do it ;-)
Shiites and Sunnis love killing each other. They think each other is an infidel. Who cares what they do to each other as long as they don't pull other countries into their shit pit.
saudis are obvious US/Israel puppets... not hard to see why they are hated too.
The Cure wrote a popular song about killing an arab.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1uGPkxQfA
Small point: Iraians are Persians, not Arabs! Different language and culture
I have a labrador and a collie, both are dogs.
LOL !!!
I almost missed your triple joke there, SD!
+1 Joke of the post so far. Well done. LOL'd for real.
Awesome!
Well then, I guess the Irish and English need to stop fighting becuase they are both the same "DOGS". Same for the Germanys and the French; as well as the Japanesse and Chinesse.
Point? Many Americans are so mis-informed that I wanted to take you anology to it's univerial application!!!
True, but that is not the important distinction. Shiates versus Sunni is the important distinction. Sunnis run their religion on democratic principles, elect their leaders, and thus believe their leaders are faliable, not from God, not devine. Sunnis are the more sane, peaceful branch of the Muslim faith. Christians, Muslims and other faiths can live in peace. 85% of Muslims are Sunni.
The Persians, once a great race, have become Shiate. Shiate leaders purportedly are from the blood line of Muhammad and they believe the rulers are devine, not to be questioned, from God. They also believe that they have a duty to convert the world, even by force. It is the Shiates that run Iran, it is the Shiates that believe in blowing themselves up in the name of Allah, it is the Shiates who want to remove Isreal from the Middle East. It is the Shiates that are evil. It is the Shiates that armed the rebels in Egypt, Yemen, Libya, Bahrain and even Saudi Arabia, it is the Shiates that lob rockets at civilians in Isreal, it is the Shiates that have destroyed Jordan. They do this because their faith tells them to kill or convert the infidels.
wow, I can see your reasoning for the legal eagle avatar: stay as far from the truth as is permissible, then collect the biggest fee for the affront to justice as possible...what you no(non sic...just to let yu no what a crummy speller ye be!)about Sunnis and Shiites would not fit on the head of a pin...
hmm, is that the genesis of the term "pinhead"??? Do us a favor...
blow yrself up, real good!
Saudi's are Arab, i.e. Semitic-Caucasian; Iranians are persians, i.e. Aryan-Caucasian. Yes, Virgiana, Muslims have skulls indistinguishable from white people of Europe but totally distinguishable from Asians and Africans.
Different language families too. Persian is an Indo-European language (like English) while Arabic belongs to the Semitic family.
As an illiterate Amerikan...
It's all Greek default to me...
FYI: Iranians are Persians, not Arabs.
Iran is a country!
the population include: persians, kurds, armenians, turks and arabs...
Iran working with the Zeta cartel. How convenient
'Iran worked with the Zeta cartel'?
LOL what? US Army Special Forces TRAINED the Zetas right here in the US!
Well that is interesting. And Holder runs guns to them...hmmm.
Hmm indeed.
best comment I've seen so far on this was on another site - weapons of mass distraction ...
"LOL what? US Army Special Forces TRAINED the Zetas right here in the US!"
Exactly. Don't you think it's a little bit convenient to link them to the Iranians?
Yep exactly!
Huh the US has been found to be working with the Zeta cartel, now they claim Iran to. Sure why not, Zeta gets around huh? What upsets me is the piss poor quality of the stories and lies. I mean come on guys, hire better script writers! I think we as the American public are owed quality well crafted lies.
The Zetas are a CIA sub-contractor!
Hahaha! That's what I was going to say. I had to read this twice and still don't understand it:
"An alleged Iranian plot to hire Mexican drug cartel killers to assassinate the Saudi ambassador to the United States on American soil..."
But then "The idea that they would attempt to go to a Mexican drug cartel to solicit murder-for-hire to kill the Saudi ambassador, nobody could make that up, right?"
Haha, right. They had to lay off the DC writers and let Hilary write her own stuff. Tisk, tisk. If they really want you dead, they'll do it without any pomp and circumstance,.. but if they want to stir some things up, like what they think will be the only way to get us out of this depression, well, then...there you go.
That was @ Shameful and not sheepydog. Just to clarify. Although I believe anything is possible.
SA back in the news. Those guys freak me out. You all should give this a read, if you have not already:
http://www.newcolonist.com/dim_ages.html
Beyond here there be monsters
From your link: > It's like Saigon in a sand box. (Not that I actually remember Saigon.) <
It brought this to mind. Jeeze there's a lot of versions of this. This was the shortest I saw.
http://youtu.be/oSGvqjVHik8
Ha! S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Saigon. Saigon.
Yeah, Let's attack Iran. I hear there's some 4-year old girl over there who hates my freeedumbs. Let's take over & colonize that country like we did with Vietnam, Afghan, Iraq and...
they will now have sword fights with their penises
But hey ; we're all the same... love.
Theater. Nothing more, nothing less.
pods
kenyan bullshit this hoax is
Well blow me over with a feather!
You know what? When the WMD pr was flying I was 'all in', hook line and f'ing sinker...... now? who knows if this is true or not, so many false flags.
And dont forget, burning through billions of munitions and bombing a country back to the dark ages HAS to be good the economy! no??? WTF!
K@
If you haven't seen this, you need to check this out:
http://www.dollarvigilante.com/blog/2011/10/11/what-kind-of-terrorist-ar...
Two figures in this story that Americans so greatly fear. Iran and Mexico. stir them together and you get another Gulf of Tonkin incident
A perfect drama to steal the MAINSTREAM MEDIA'S ATTENTION FROM OCCUPYING EVERYTHING BACK HOME....you couldn't make this up, 5 stars hollywood production in progress
The "real" news :) Rily ?
krugman must be salivating right now
I guess he'll be loving oil to $150+ within days if they keep whacking this hornets nest.
Bullish for CDN.
If they invaded in flying saucers he would be orgasmic ;-)
Criminy, I'd forgotten them Eye-Ray-Neons had a monopoly on flying saucers [and carpets].
Cripes, we're doomed.
We didn't know that US government has a good relation with Mexican drug cartel. This is the real news.
Then why didn't the US government captured the killers of US embassy personnel in Mexico last year ?
Okay, I didn't used to be a conspiracy nut, but didn't we use The Zimmerman Telegram in almost the same way to justify entering WWI against the Germans? Whether it was "real" or "false flag" is immaterial now, but what about Iran?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmermann_Telegram
Is this "Fast and Furious" with Iran as the scapegoat vs. the Second Amendment rights of Americans?
So why are you even thinking you might be a conspiracist now?
Try the people who make and believe that crap. That's where the conspiracists are.
Buy oil companies that are not doing business in the middle east, like:
- Norwegian Statoil
- Brazilian Petrobras
Both are very cheap right now.
more absolute bullshit.
Long oil?
And the EURUSD could still care less.
Zombie fiat currencies...so what? Same with Zombie markets, today they trade at levels below 1999, yet people are all on the edge of their seats over some 'big move' certain to happen at any time now...LOL!!
Well, it looks like Saudi Arabia might just get to use those planes we sold them after all.
Just sent the Saudi Ambo the following love letter:
Regarding the so-called plot to kill the Ambassador, and your threats to retaliate - do you seriously expect anyone to believe that a bunch of cowardly dogs who beat and stone their women, and send tanks against unarmed demonstrators, are going to have the balls to 'retaliate' against anyone who can actually fight back?
I hope you do give Iran an excuse to really teach you a lesson.
HA HA exactly!
Also relevant: the Hezbollah guys that gave Israel a bloody nose a coupla years back: armed and trained by Iranian officers. So go it, Zogsters. By all means attack Iran.
This quid pro quo is good for OIl price; period. Its bad for US economy. So the winners are : Saud AND Iran.
Nothing more to say, except if the USA wants to push the dominoes in Mid-East... Can't imagine that, with their current trade, fiscal, budget, you-name-it deficits and hole in the living room sized debt.
Shameful when Americans believe NOTHING that comes out of the mouths of their leaders. EVERYONE I have talked to about this thinks it's some kind of scam concocted by America to start a war with Iran or to deflect attention away from F&F and the eceonomic implosion. What does that say about us as a people when we feel that way about our so called 'leaders'? Sad days...
Anyone with a brain knows this is all lies, as far as the rest of the zombie american sheeple they dont give a crap about anything unless its pop stars or if its explosions and sirens. Other than that, the country slumbers on!
what if they say the Iranians were trying to hire Kim Kardashian to kill the ambassador?
There'd already be a Prime Time Slot for it, Nielsen ratings already off the charts (When issued market) Screaming kids (sound track from American Idol) Enquirer headlines of Kim bashing in her new hubbie's skull in a coked out paparazi photo proven to have been a Photoshopped pic of Lindsay Lohan showing her cooch. People beating the doors down for Studio Tickets. Whatever.
Kim Kardashian's ass is wide enough to sit on the Saudi Ambassador's face and smother him...
His first virgin(not) on the way to Islamic heaven...
Sad days... Understatement of the century.
Not sure what good killing an ambassador would do. Does help Holder and Obama deflect from their Fast and Furious Gunrunning subpoenas and the Solyndra scandal. But the way it's going for Dufus and Dufusser, it'll be revealed that the would be assasins recently got special WH clearance to enter the USA in order to meet up with the OWS protests.
Right, like if Im charged with robbing a bank, I can stage a robbery of my house, then the charges against me will be dropped. It only fools the retards at this point.
Not only dropped, you'll go on a life long gubamintal welfare subsidy due to the stress and angst you caused yourself because now you're a crime victim.
Milk that system for all it's got, Goddamnit.
...it'll be revealed that the would be assasins recently got special WH clearance to enter the USA in order to meet up with the OWS protests
Wouldn't be surprised if something like that happens soon but I'm just a cynical bitch
Wait, are we going to invade Mexico next? I thought Mexico was invading us. I mean, they're closer than Iran and the Saudi's can take care of them, can't they?
If we're going to invade Mexico, shouldn't we also invade Canada and just take over the entire northern continent? I'm so confused. Where's China in all this?
where does catherine ZETA-jones fit into all this? she's such a nice lady!
Heard she was one-stop shopping for depends and diapers at CVS
Not sure. Heard she was a massive bitch though, FWIW.
sink the Maine bitchez!
This whole story reeks of a pre-false flag event. What complete NONSENSE.
As if Iran didn't have assassins they could deploy autonomously without begging the drug cartels to help them.
And then for Hillary to say "nobody could make this up, right?" and "we want to assure our friends these complaints are well-founded".
Weak point -- pound pulpit. Two huge Freudian slips.
<howls of sarcastic laughter>
Yep theyre really smackin the hornets nest now! Theyre all out of BS, and need something bigger to divert attention now, this show is about to get real interesting now!
Maybe they're looking for a few things here.
An easy way to disperse a crowd
Get the people backing the war machine again
save Holder and the .gov from any more scrutiny
Farfetched? Maybe. But not as farfetched as this story.
The Amerikan public engage in conspiracy theories because...
The US Government constantly engages in outrageous idiotic conspiracy theories...
This was such a cheesy script though, I mean COME ON.
Totally pathetic, it's like a rejected script from a Season 3 episode of "24".
This is the best the gubmint spooks can come up with???
I'm still laughing.
Gotta think of something slightly better than the "Tonkin Gulf of Mexico" event.
No one is going to believe the US on anything Iranian.
Any other country, maybe but not Iran.
Somone has been watching to much Scarface. To come up with this.
"The idea that they would attempt to go to a Mexican drug cartel to solicit murder-for-hire to kill the Saudi ambassador, nobody could make that up, right?"
Kinda like the idea that the ATF could supply these same Mexican drug cartels with guns via Fast & Furious. No, you can make this sh*t up.
Clinton said the plan was stranger than fiction. IMHO it is strange fiction. I guess the administration
thought if they made it strange enough, people might believe it. Many of us have been expecting a
false flag event as an excuse for Israel to attack Iran. At least Eric Holder has armed the Mexican cartel
well enough to carry out such a plan.