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Shouldn't they be trading.
If you look close enough, I believe the ball is labeled "AAPL".
If only they could spray water on exposed reactor fuel, then that would really be something.
No don't be ridiculous. I wanna see if we can get them to do some blow, you know, before trading.
If they could tunnel underground looking for escaped corium, that would be really cool.
after all that R&D, this is all we have?
In this US driven world, yes.
US citizens taste telling that their politicians promise what they cant hold.
But this trait is not particuliar to US politicians but to US citizens.
How were robots sold? They were supposed to add to human labour, not withdraw from it.
They were supposed to operate in extreme environments, dangerous to human beings.
This is how robots were sold by US citizens.
And now what do we have? We have robots performing basic tasks to push aside human beings.
From the promise of coming as supplements, robots appear as coming as substitutes to human beings.
US citizens are duplicitous. It is part of their eternal nature.
US world order.
you leverage Chinese robots playing ping-pong into an anti-US rant? You're reaching. Now go make my iPhone.
...And now what do we have? We have robots performing basic tasks to push aside human beings.
It's true - I'll never play ping-pong again.
And the three people in the backround watching the ball ist the typical retail investor.
couldn't help it. Just bought a little vix. Looks like the robots are pretty close to circuit fry meltdown.
No one should be trading... REF.: "Just Because We Refuse to read US lies".
If we hit 1100 or 1260, I'm done, whichever comes first. Don't think I'm alone there. Markets gonna be a desolate place soon.
What real robots look like ... of course not here in the States - Mexico.
Shockingly dull video. However, if you listen very closely,
you'll find that those incredibly sophisticated robots are all controlled by "The Clapper".
these only trade after after hours.
These robots aren't humans you know, these robots deserve a break from time to time.
Look HFT Algos need down time too. After a long day doing the Lord's work and providing market stability and liquidity HAL and his bud SkyNet need to just chill.
In their next vid we see 'em doing coke off the mother board of an Eastern European Stuxnet infected whore.
Another look into the future for what automation will come to government. The dronacrats and republibots will be easier to program and much more cost efficient.
Apt. Apt analysis.
and they didn't explode in the first minute... impressive.
Humans are so redundant.
This soundtrack is inspiring
I think they borrowed it from every porn movie ever made in the 70s.
not gonna lie, that hot blue robot underwear has got me thinking some thoughts. nasty ones.
Have you had any private time with the machines yet?
workin on it. all you perverts won;t give us that special alone time we've been cravin'
Classic ZH. The future... bots trading AAPL, humans extinct...
Humans are not extinct, since 99% have to work 24/7 to provide the money for robot trading. This is how the future will look like in 9 months.
That's about two minutes and a half of my life I will never get back.
So THAT is what Robo-trader looks like!
at the end i was like, wow was that 3 minutes?
Yeah, 3 minutes. And you're never gonna get it back either.
I have a feeling it would be a VERY short rally if one of those robots was playing against one of China's Olympic table tennis players. It's one thing for two machines to just flip the ball back and forth with easy shots. It's another when a good technical player and strategist competes to WIN!
The first chess programs couldn't beat a master either. Give it 15 years, tops.
Damn I love robots (when they aren't programmed to do illegal things).
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I can cream over deep rybka in chess, so I should be able to beat one of these boys...make me a marolin morobot already boffins!!
And yet, ever since the demise of The Man Show, supply has not been meeting demand for girls jumping on trampolines.
When....Oh when! will markets once again be set free?!!!
Lame "rally". This is a rally here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo13rT1rA14.
Asia is the future
CFTC Chilton says commodities limits to be set at 10%
could you all turn away for a few minutes? me and the robots haven't seen eachother for a while.
If you look carefully the robots were returning the ball before it was served. :)
It's EU bankster hot potato!
they should make them look like hot bitches with huge bouncy boobs
yeah, impressive, but they dont show the failed prototypes.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=timfETD-N4o
This is what a student loan bubble looks like. Students MAKING FUCKING ROBOTS who can't even open a beer for me or do my laundry.
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