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When Nigeria, yes "spam email Nigeria", is getting out of Dodge, it's game over. From Bloomberg: Nigeria May Reduce Euro Holding to Minimize European Risk.

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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:40 | 2462197 Colombian Gringo
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Hillarious. You know things are bad when the NIGERIANS are turn up their noses at you. What a disgrace!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:46 | 2462224 Id fight Gandhi
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Its pronounced N-eye-geer-ia.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:48 | 2462238 Harlequin001
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It's a poor do when I'm not even worth scamming anymore...

Shit, don't these guys know I used to be wealthy?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:54 | 2462273 Born Patriot
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This picture demonstrates everything that is wrong with multiculturalism. DISGRACEFUL. This is an image of what is to come in America if we don't get this nation back on track SOON. We need to get back to the consitution, restore true American values and bring back freedom of association. And the ONLY leader who understands this is RON PAUL.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:59 | 2462285 GOSPLAN HERO
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USSA is toast, comrade.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:00 | 2462320 Pladizow
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Above are the winners of Nigeria's Got Talent!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:08 | 2462356 Oh regional Indian
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What the FUCK is that image?


????????? World gone insane...



Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:14 | 2462386 Byte Me
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Google "The Scambaiter" ORI

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:18 | 2462402 ilion
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It's time to buy EURUSD if even Nigerians are now selling this shit. I expect a nice pop in Euro towards 1.2750 level over next week.


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:24 | 2462427 The Big Ching-aso
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The Nigerians are now gonna turn inwards and scam one another until their fictitious bank accounts go bust.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:34 | 2462467 FEDbuster
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You will know the SHTF when Zimbabwe cuts it's exposure to the US dollar. 


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:00 | 2462609 Manthong
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Just another Friday night in Boys Town, Chicago.

They're probably celebrating a suckcessful NATO conference.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:49 | 2462863 Harlequin001
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Now, how do I suck start this cucumber again?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:08 | 2462611 The Big Ching-aso
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Yuck.  A highly disturbing photo with that red shag carpeting clashing with that brick wall.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:53 | 2462876 Harlequin001
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That's posh. What're ya talking about man?

The carpet was stolen from house No 5 (you can't be picky about your colour when you're acquiring stuff THIS cheap) and the bricks were nicked from no 5...

No 5 isn't having a good day... again...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:03 | 2462922 Stackers
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Is that the Nigerian Olympics Medals ceremony ?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:31 | 2463031 Harlequin001
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Damn this fuckin' cigar won't light...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:23 | 2462421 Gully Foyle
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Oh regional Indian

Like if it had Indians instead of Nigerians, you could tell the difference.

Dude, you live in a nation where beggars purposely mutilate themselves for pocket change.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:43 | 2463276 TheFourthStooge-ing
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How is that qualitatively any different than an American or Brit using a power saw to sever a hand or foot in an attempt to jump on the disability dole?


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:01 | 2462616 New_Meat
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:04 | 2463138 debtor of last ...
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Just regional Nigerians.

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 22:02 | 2468276 Ident 7777 economy
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Man, that's regionally funny +1

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:45 | 2463287 GOSPLAN HERO
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Why be a kaffir if one can't act like a kaffir.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:19 | 2462376 He_Who Carried ...
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Who woudda thought that Nigerians

were such good traders? The Squiddd?

JPM listen up! Here come your new professional sheeple!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:25 | 2462431 The Big Ching-aso
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The Nigerians have taught me everything I know about Wall Street.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:08 | 2462939 He_Who Carried ...
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Good for you! How is your investment income these days?  :-))

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:16 | 2462966 The Alarmist
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Must be good ... check out that Rolexx he's sporting!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:33 | 2463044 Harlequin001
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I mean come on, who the fuck poses for a photo like that?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 19:56 | 2464067 FEDbuster
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Nigerian Soverign Wealth Fund managers?

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 22:05 | 2468279 Ident 7777 economy
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Sun, 05/27/2012 - 22:06 | 2468280 Ident 7777 economy
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" ... who the fuck poses for a photo like that? "


I'll take "Abu Ghraib" prison soldiers for 100 dollars Alex ...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:56 | 2462288 Fish Gone Bad
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I am thinking that none of those things are going to happen any time soon... 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:59 | 2462311 tmosley
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You are a liar and a coward, Red Neck Repugnicant.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:30 | 2462454 Joe The Plumber
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Well they do look kinda gay trying to smoke a pickle

Not that there is anything wrong with it

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:23 | 2462731 The Big Ching-aso
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That one guy looks like he's wearing a Levi dress.  Things probably start 2 really degenerate in the rest of the photos I bet.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:20 | 2462983 Clashfan
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:06 | 2462348 jus_lite_reading
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As much as I support RP (the first sincere candidate in at least 6 decades), its too late. Not only with the zionist banksters not allow Ron to get elected, IF for some reason he should win (I'll still vote for him), there is nothing at this point he can do to change what is taking place the world over. Have you been to England recently? Have you visited Norway? Multiculti does NOT work...


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:14 | 2462384 Id fight Gandhi
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Dude, they're tearing themselves apart in joo land because they're attacking the Africans getting in.

Grab some popcorn and watch diversity in action. Maybe the prez cn give words of encouragement too.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:30 | 2462446 jus_lite_reading
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YES! I read about that over the weekend! The Jews are rioting in Isreal and having an "ethinic cleansing" themselves!!

How ironic, eh?

Supposedly, "all blacks" will be deported (unless you can prove 100% you are a "black Jew" from some special "tribe") immediately... now I'm all for deporting illeagls but the Jews violently attacked the blacks in the market squares and beat serveal to a bloody pulp. Thats not right...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:36 | 2462480 Normalcy Bias
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Like the Sammy Davis Jewenyerian tribe?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:22 | 2462989 Clashfan
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My wife just called me for food, or I'd write more, but the argument that there were black Hebrews, originally, is a very good one. I'll check for a decent link after food if I don't pass out.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:22 | 2462990 Clashfan
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My wife just called me for food, or I'd write more, but the argument that there were black Hebrews, originally, is a very good one. I'll check for a decent link after food if I don't pass out.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:28 | 2462442 Azannoth
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Even IF(a big IF) we cleaned up our finances, social programs, benefits, foreign wars, environment etc. etc. we'd still be stuck with anything from 10% to 30%(depending on location) of Non-Whites in our societies, and I frankly do not want to live in a country and even less raise kids in such a country with a large non-white population getting brainwashed everyday that diversity is good etc. no I don't care anymore let if all fu*king burn!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:22 | 2463183 nufio
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actually the native indians are still stuck with the white population and are making the same complaint about white people. They didnt care much for diversity either.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:02 | 2463366 Azannoth
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+1 to the Natives(wherever they may be)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:39 | 2463487 AnAnonymous
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actually the native indians are still stuck with the white population and are making the same complaint about white people.


And Europeans with Indo Europeans. Still stuck with them...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:42 | 2463802 TheFourthStooge-ing
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And Chinese with French Indo Chinese Antarcticans. Still stuck with them...


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:08 | 2462353 margaris
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If I am not mistaken, this picture was created because a 419 eater / a mugu baiter told the nigerians he is only going to send money once they do him a favour.

A favour being something like:

take two of your friends. hold two fishes in your hands, everybody put a bottle of milk on their head etc... make a foto. Send me the foto back.

If you do that... I will send you the money you asked for...


For some people its a fun sport: mugu baiting

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:58 | 2462601 Creepy Lurker
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Just got done viewing the trophy room. Flippin' hilarious.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:55 | 2462888 Jethro
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The best one I've ever seen had the scam artist dressed up like the Grinch, sitting in a sleigh, surrounded by all sorts of crates and boxes.  It must have cost him a small fortune.  I laughed for days...


The scam artists the get tatoos are equally funny.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:11 | 2462360 prodigious_idea
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Such a simple-minded solution to a complex problem.  And fuck that flag.  But I don't think you've been paying attention.  It's been the "whities" (mostly in the US) that have been trashing the economies.  But I'll go with the RP vote.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:13 | 2462380 Hayabusa
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Look, Ron Paul does understand the issues and is the best man for the job... unfortunately it's too late to "fix" the situation and getting to the point where it's every man for himself.  IMHO, I'd recommend you start preparing for when TSHF... the good Dr. Paul is at least a couple of elections too late to do anything meaningful - do the math.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:40 | 2462432 Gully Foyle
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Born Patriot

I'm pretty sure a bunch of gay White guys get up to worse. Ever watch the Paccino classic Cruising?

On the positive side, none of those Nigerians will wind up with a Cucumber up the ass because they were adjusting the drapes naked and fell backward onto one.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:32 | 2462450 TWSceptic
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Ron Paul does NOT agree with your racist comments. Nothing wrong with immigration, the problem is with govt.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:55 | 2462587 Lebensphilosoph
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World history disagrees with you.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:54 | 2462578 Lost My Shorts
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What the picture doesn't mention is -- these Nigerians are rushing the I Felta Thigh fraternity at Dartmouth, and they will all be titans of Wall Street some day.  The white pledges look equally ridiculous.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:04 | 2462646 gangland
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what a pathetic racist shit hole site zh has become throwing blatant racist CRAP 'content' to its 'readers' the septic tank of pathetic scared little ignorant douche bags.

i'm making a point with my flag ass hole, i know the subtleties elude you but whats your excuse YOU FUCKING LOST. LOSERS.

your desperate reaking piss-fear is palpable and i so enjoy watching you losers slowly but surely lose control.

sublime and delightful.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:26 | 2462744 Joe The Plumber
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Chill man. Smoke a doob or a pickle or something and relax

We whities enjoy watching whitie lose control too

We are with you my niggah

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:56 | 2462895 prodigious_idea
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Do they have counseling where you live?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:10 | 2462674 jus_lite_reading
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Actually nothing is more disgraceful than this shit!

Seriously, WTF is wrong with this country?

Next thing, they'll replace Jesus on the cross with Tryvon the thug!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:14 | 2462693 Goldust
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HAHAHA.  You are such an obvious and pathetic plant it's hilarious.  Try harder dummy... new username, new avatar, a little more subtle and you might just have it!  Statist/Fascist playbook on Ron Paul, rule #1:  make it seem like he is racist, or at least his supporters are...  so mainstream reaction is twisted to "oh, that Ron Paul guys makes some sense but I heard his supporters are a bunch of racists"  That the reaction you are going for scumbag?  You do realize that they put the dum dums onto the job you were hired for, right?  you're not quite equipped for anything more complicated.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:06 | 2463147 AnAnonymous
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So in your world, a poster thinks that by posting on here, the poster has such exposure that he could influence such consequences?

Fact one:US citizen Ron Paul is a racist.

Fact two: his supporters are.

Nobody needs to build up this thing as it is the way it is. A lone comment placed in the desert known as the internet would not leave such a mark.

Bear with it.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:51 | 2463823 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Fact three: "Strictly anchored in reality human beings might exist but I am not one." - AnAnonymous


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:29 | 2462763 Rubicon
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This photo was taken in Chicago.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:43 | 2462829 Commander Cody
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BP's sarcasm is reminiscent of MDB.  Related?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:28 | 2463212 bankruptcylawyer
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troll. go back to your desk at the dhs. your racist transparent bullshit has no place here.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:47 | 2462228 HoofHearted
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Damn! Probably means us Americans are going to get twice as many business proposals now. Can't they offload those to the Chinese somehow?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:11 | 2462369 Azannoth
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The Question is will any1 buy from them ?

Imagine you receive an email:

"Hello, this is the Finance Minister of Nigeria, we would like to sell 10 Billion of Euro Bonds to you, you just need to transfer a 10,000$ deposit fee.."

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:43 | 2464395 StychoKiller
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Hmm, not only are you out $10000, but then you're stuck with $10Billion in EuroBonds :>(

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:27 | 2462438 Gully Foyle
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Colombian Gringo

I knew this Nigerian guy. Came from a rich family. His dream was to marry a White woman, stay in the US smoke dope and drink.

His dream came true.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:51 | 2462558 mc_LDN
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But it gets really bad when the North Koreans and Iranians do it too... What are they doing?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:40 | 2462198 THX 1178
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Something about a sinking ship...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:49 | 2462249 jus_lite_reading
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Benny: "Keep the music playing boys! NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, except me and my crony bankster buddies leave this ship!"

Tim: "Ben, are we still friends?"

Benny: "You must remain with the ship and make sure nobody escapes. If all else fails, throw some fiat at them. The password for the printer is "SATAN"...

Tim: "But you said you'd never leave me!"

Benny: "You the captain now. It is your duty to honor your position."

Tim: "I will obey."

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:26 | 2462437 Diet Coke and F...
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Reminds me of the following scene from Futurama:


[Zapp Brannigan has just piloted the Titanic straight into the path of a black hole]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. I guess all that remains now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Lt. Kif Kroker: That's surprisingly noble of you, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: No, it's noble of you, Kif. As of now, you're in command. Congratulations, Captain.
[Zapp runs off]

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:33 | 2462466 Diet Coke and F...
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Captain Zapp Brannigan: We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:38 | 2462494 Diet Coke and F...
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Countess De La Roca: I am surprised to find another robot in first class. Usually, the only robots I meet on a cruise ship are laborers.
Bender: I can assure you, I hardly know the meaning of the word labor.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:40 | 2462501 THX 1178
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Lt. Kif Kroker: [Captain Zapp Brannigan wants to change the flight course] This is a pleasure cruise. Our path is decided by the travel agency. 
Captain Zapp Brannigan: That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair. 
[Draws a meandering line on the chart
Lt. Kif Kroker: But that leads us straight through a comet field. 
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:41 | 2462202 GOSPLAN HERO
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Obama was born in Chad not Nigeria.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:54 | 2462281 _ConanTheLibert...
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Correct answer: born in Indonesia as Barry Soetoro.

It's not hard to spot Indonesian features in his appearance instead of African.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:00 | 2462321 Mitzibitzi
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Thought he was born in Kenya, but lived in Indonesia throughout his childhood?


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:18 | 2462406 THX 1178
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Why does it even matter now? The World economic system is imploding!!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:22 | 2462419 falak pema
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conceived in Kenya, born in Hawai, raised in Djakarta and groomed in Harvard; now mellowing in the White House. Hows that for a man who shoots .667 on two pointers when he plays ball. Apart from that he is a member of the squid family until its time to walk to the wild side. We will know if and when he makes that call. He did not want to end up like JFK and AL, being black and all, so he joined the family until its time to walk to second base. 

Only problem, game may be over when that happens and he can say, well I tried 'cos I sang "yes we can" and then I retired. Thats what all Potuses do if they make it without a bullet in their skulls. Only the dumb or proud ones get it in the thick bone, not in the funny bone.  Those who get it in the funny bone go laffing to the bank like Clinton or his phony clony Blair. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:31 | 2462457 Gully Foyle
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Born in Kenya. Spent years in Indonesia as his step Daddy was one of Suharto's henchmen.

Lolo Soetoro was a colonel in the Indonesian armed forces and worked for the CIA-installed dictator, General Suharto, from 1965, after returning to Indonesia from Hawaii, where he married Ann Dunham, to 1970, when he joined Exxon. President Obama’s mother arrived in Indonesia to join Soetoro with young Barack Obama, Jr. in October 1967,while the CIA’s anti-PKI and anti-Sukarno “mopping up” operations were still taking place.

Dunham Soetoro began working for CIA/USAID front, Lembaga Persahabatan Indonesia Amerika (LIA)–the Indonesia-America Friendship Institute. In 1972, Dunham Soetoro returned to Hawaii to continue her CIA work in Indonesia under the non-official cover of two agency fronts, the Asia Foundation and the East-West Center at the University of Hawaii. Dunham Soetoro returned to Indonesia in 1975 to conduct “anthropological field work.” The year 1975 is key since it was the year East Timor gained independence from Portugal and when the CIA, working with Suharto, planned the Indonesian invasion and bloody occupation of East Timor, a move that had been given the green light by then-Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. Kissinger now serves as a foreign policy adviser to President Obama.

On December 7, 2010, WMR reported on the details of Dunham Soetoro’s “anthropological field work”:CIA files contain a 1967 letter to the editor of the Daily Emerald from three anthropology professors at the University of Oregon supporting a decision of the American Anthropological Association (AAA) condemning the “intelligence meddling” of the CIA and Defense Department in anthropological field work. 1967 was the same year that Ann Dunham was performing such anthropological “field work” for USAID, a front for the CIA, in Java, Indonesia. The AAA’s Professor Ralph Beals [from UCLA] report stated that the Pentagon and CIA “repeatedly interfered with anthropological work abroad, and have clearly jeopardized our chances, as anthropologists, to do meaningful foreign research.”

And in what is the clearest evidence yet that Ann Dunham was working for the CIA in Indonesia and elsewhere, the Beals Report stated: “several anthropologists, especially younger ones who had difficulty in securing research funds, were approached by ‘obscure’ foundations or were offered support from such organizations only to discover later that they were expected to provide intelligence information to the CIA.” The report added, “agents of the CIA have posed as anthropologists, much to the detriment of the anthropological research programs.”

In Ann Dunham/Soetoro’s case, her foundation “sugar daddy” was the Ford Foundation and USAID. Her boss at Ford was none other than Peter Geithner, the father of President Obama’s current Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner.

Sun, 05/27/2012 - 22:20 | 2468299 Ident 7777 economy
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All. A. Little. Hard. To. Believe.



(Keyword here "ALL".)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:42 | 2462208 alien-IQ
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and that's Jenga.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:48 | 2462235 Race Car Driver
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Did you mean Jenkem?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:42 | 2462209 blunderdog
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Those guys look like they'd make for a good pop-act here in the Statez. 

Anyone got their email address?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:50 | 2462253 Harlequin001
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You're joking aren't you, that's how their central bank makes policy decisions...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:52 | 2462569 DosZap
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Look like Barney Franks buddies.............

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:43 | 2462210 Bastiat
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I'm almost afraid to ask but WTF is going on in that poster???  Some kind of Nigerian Skull and Bones initiation?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:46 | 2462223 Joe The Plumber
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It is completely racist

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:49 | 2462252 GOSPLAN HERO
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Uhuh, it be rayciss.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:05 | 2462338 Joe The Plumber
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:20 | 2462715 Joe The Plumber
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Lol gangland agrees with me it is racist and we are just a bunch of zh scumbag racist losers

Just remember you are a racist if you post a photo of a minority

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 17:41 | 2462241 Disenchanted
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That's a screen grab from Nigeria's Got Talent.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:50 | 2462248 MachoMan
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3 guys 2 cups?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:50 | 2462254 LowProfile
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419'ers being eaten.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:51 | 2462256 lactam
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People who troll scammers usually ask them to perform certain acts and send pictures as proof. 

See 419eater

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:30 | 2462452 Bastiat
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Maybe Morgan Stanley clients could try the same next time MS tries to sell an IPO.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:50 | 2462259 Agent P
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I'm pretty sure it's your everyday run-of-the-mill Nigerian gayness.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:51 | 2462261 fuu
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Just your average Tuesday night.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:05 | 2462339 unclebill
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Drunk bastards.....Politically corrected...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:44 | 2462213 GOSPLAN HERO
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Is this a Florida A&M drum major initiation/hazing photo?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:46 | 2462215 Colombian Gringo
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Naw, just the locals practising before going down low. They are not very smart in Nigeria, and not in Kenya either.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:51 | 2462266 TNTARG
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In fact. No one is as smart as We the First World's smartest guys in the World Room. Look what a beautiful landscape we've managed to paint!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:45 | 2462217 Freebird
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Where's Chumbawamba when we need him?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:24 | 2462428 Sancho Ponzi
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Tyler: WTF is this???  LMAO

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:46 | 2462221 hmmmstrange
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I just got an email from a Nigerian prince telling me he needs my help getting 100,000,000 renmimbi out of Nigeria.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:47 | 2462232 Joe The Plumber
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He told me I was the only one he could trust

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:13 | 2462247 bdc63
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OMG -- retun that call IMMEDIATELY!  You're going to be RICH my friend!!! ;)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:52 | 2462269 jus_lite_reading
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Strange. I just got an email from a Nigerian prince telling me he wants to exchange 300 million EUROS for $6 Billion in gold bullion. Not a bad deal... or is it?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:46 | 2462227 pies_lancuchowy
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woot.. ? yo homie durden nigga, ya dissin me ? fcuken racist

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:48 | 2462234 Non-overlapping...
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I do not understand what is being implied here.  Is the idea that Nigerians have a high tolerance for risk?  Or that they make poor investment decisions (wouldn't that have the opposite implication)?  Or is this something to do with internet scams?  

Or did Tyler just think "there is something funny to be said here, but I am not clever enough to figure out what it is, so I'll just say 'we have nothing to add'"?

The community, of course, eats it up. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:51 | 2462263 Tyler Durden
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Since you appear sincere, here is your answer: Highly calibrated Nigerian VaR models just went off the charts.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:52 | 2462270 Non-overlapping...
Non-overlappingMagicCereal's picture

Ohhhhhhhhhh....NOW I get it.  What a fool I was.  Thx Brad Pitt!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:58 | 2462302 alien-IQ
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So much for your having appeared sincere.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:08 | 2462355 Non-overlapping...
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Sorry, that did not merit a serious response.  Would it have been funny if the VAR models were not highly calibrated?  It is adorable that Tyler pretends to know big boy math.  That'll teach me to question the big man.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:11 | 2462370 New England Patriot
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Highly calibrated douche models are going off the charts.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:26 | 2462434 MsCreant
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A real short squeeze.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:54 | 2462279 Seorse Gorog fr...
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I don't know what the hell you just said, but I'm eating it up!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:57 | 2462295 Non-overlapping...
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Yep, it's just that easy :)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:59 | 2462283 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Highly calibrated Nigerian VaR models just went off the charts."

Just rush $284.63 to me and I will provide you with one of those Nigerian VaR models. (Specify if you want blond, brunette or redhead.) 

Please wire the money directly to our pimp agent below.

Charles Ponzi 5th

666 Easy Street

Atlantic City, NJ

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:10 | 2462337 slewie the pi-rat
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slewie sincerly thinks the europeons have out-done the nigerians with targetII accounting:  the tII money just needs to have the vig serviced is all, then we can share it together, BiCheZ!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:05 | 2462345 GOSPLAN HERO
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VaR means voodoo aint right.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:23 | 2462423 realtick
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:54 | 2462278 jus_lite_reading
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>>"The community, of course, eats it up."<<

And you took the bait...


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:08 | 2462354 Joe The Plumber
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Lol like throwing chum to sharks

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:54 | 2462282 blunderdog
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OK, here's the scoop for the improperly initiated, 'cause this is pretty high-level sarcasm and contempt:

Nigerians are niggers, who are all dumb as rocks, and their criminal/scamming profligacy (as well as this poster of 3 Nigerians engaging in their daily Nigerian lifestyle) demonstrates they're willing to do anything for a buck.

Because they're reducing Euro positions, it's painfully obvious that Europe is going to implode imminently.

Do you get it now?

(I'm surprised you even asked.)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:34 | 2462468 Joe The Plumber
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So when dumazz nigerians can see euro is a scam the end must be near

Yeah it is funny as hell

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:11 | 2463157 AnAnonymous
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Yep, that was an observation I made a long time ago.

US citizens can bamboozle anyone no longer.

Even the negroes have seen through their scam.

When you cant bamboozle the most idiot in the group, it tells about your own intellect.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:59 | 2462299 New England Patriot
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Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:21 | 2462416 Id fight Gandhi
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You see, the cucumber represents risk and the fish in hands equal reward.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:57 | 2462593 DosZap
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I do not understand what is being implied here.

Think just for a second.

WHEN Nigeria is getting out of ANYONE's currency, you know its really BAD.

Do you get the implication now?.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:06 | 2462652 Lebensphilosoph
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Upon what are Nigerians basing their decision; upon their own analyses or that of others? What Nigerians, with a national mean IQ of 67, do or do not do here is probably of little import. It's not to say that the conclusions are wrong, but this is mere sensationalism from Tyler.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:30 | 2462770 Joe The Plumber
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Naah. Its just funny

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:48 | 2462240 Conman
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I think they baffled the algos with this headline. Perhaps we should have them play against themselves.

"The only winning move is not to play"

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:49 | 2462245 _ConanTheLibert...
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LOL (tm)

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:49 | 2462250 William.M.Tweed
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I hope WB7 can use this image in some way

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:23 | 2462998 Think for yourself
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I don't see how there could be anything to add.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:49 | 2462251 Normalcy Bias
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Are those pickle-puffing Nigerians "friends" of Barry's?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:40 | 2462499 krispkritter
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The Prez picked a pack of peckish pickle puffers?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:46 | 2462533 Temporalist
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The Prez's PAC is a pack of pickled pecker puffers.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:50 | 2462257 El Oregonian
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It only gets bitter from here...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:50 | 2462260 Kaiser Sousa
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Why...please tell me why...
Them's my Nigerian's.....

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:52 | 2462268 Seorse Gorog fr...
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I don't know what the hell is going on in that picture.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:44 | 2462824 therearetoomany...
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OK, EVERYONE - this photo is a representation of the US...the guys standing in the front represent Harry Reid and John Boehner.  The one with the tan is Boehner.

The pickle in their mouth represents 'americans'. 

The guy standing up higher is Obama and his newly revised 'scales of justice'.   No matter which side of the scale you're on, it's fishy.      


Any questions? 


Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:57 | 2462272 zebrasquid
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Expect an urgent email from the ECB soon, telling a dramatic tale about how you can help them get Billions of their monies back from the hands of Greek plunderers by wiring $100,000 to the BIS, in exchange for their assurances that they will split the largesse with you.
Only if you act within 24 hours.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:54 | 2462280 midtowng
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I just don't know what to say about that picture

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:27 | 2462411 slewie the pi-rat
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i like that levi coulotte look on the right acolyte

i may be in the goodwill soon, looking for something in a 38 that doesn't make my ass look too big

with the pickles and coconut milk, are these guys pretending to be preggers?  this is clearly a fertility rite and there is magic mojo to keep the aids at bay, too;  symbolically, the bigDill stays crispy-crunchy when that fish smell comes to the olfactory receptors, off the non-virtual digits

i wonder what the coconut milk means, tho?  L0L!!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:32 | 2462459 MsCreant
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slewie, I used to have that skirt. Man I could rock that thing too. He has me beat with the cuke though...

Ya'll know you wanna get up in there, up in there,

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