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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:25 | 1669244 runlevel
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roffle mow

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:36 | 1669305 citta vritti
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laffer mao?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:03 | 1669459 X.inf.capt
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Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:08 | 1669811 Havana White
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Dunno.  But upon seeing the picture I sort of subconsciously got to calculating how many full-day fishing charters could be yielded if all five analysts were ground into chum.  (Hard for me to say -- I'm not in the fishing biz.)

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:25 | 1669247 HelluvaEngineer
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Confused.  Should I buy BAC now?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:26 | 1669256 Id fight Gandhi
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Abby next, please!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:26 | 1669257 ZippyBananaPants
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OMB needs to be run by Ron Paul


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:27 | 1669258 Cognitive Dissonance
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Even worse for the remaining four digits, Bianco was the opposable thumb. With him gone the rest of the hand is pretty much useless.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:46 | 1669363 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Except to waive BYE BYE!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:59 | 1669416 WALLST8MY8BALL
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What would David Bianco do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what David Bianco 'd do.

When David Bianco was at B of A
Talking about  gold,
He said it’s not for balanced accounts
While wearing a blind fold.

When David Bianco was in the alps,
Fighting Market bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the $EU pair!

So what would David Bianco do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what David Bianco’d do.

When David Bianco travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when David Bianco went to the mountains of Afganistan
He beat up Osama bin Laden and the entire Taliban!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:27 | 1669260 Clorox Cowboy
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Classic "buy high, sell low" article.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:33 | 1669267 SheepDog-One
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Good for 100 points on the DOW again as we get ready for DOW >10,000 for QE3 from FOMC next week.

Wait, hows that gonna work again??

Oh right, I remember, now Bernank will just point at a dip in deflation and then make the case to deliver a couple $trillion free gift to suffering stocks, which are up again +100 today.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:29 | 1669272 Clorox Cowboy
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"If you don't believe in a depression, and I don't," says BlackRock's chief equity strategist Bob Doll, "stocks will go up and bonds will go down in the next few years."


Wow...that's almost too complicated for me to comprehend you mean if I hope to make money...then I will?  Awesome!!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:31 | 1669279 SheepDog-One
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Just beeliiiiiieeeve!...its the land of sparkle rainbows with pink unicorns jumping over them! For now, anyway.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:35 | 1669292 Clorox Cowboy
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I should have been a Chief Economic SomethingOrOther.  I still find it difficult to believe that real people, with actual money that they worked to earn, could look at a statement like that and decide to put said money behind it.  Very sad.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:15 | 1669539 NotApplicable
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But they're the experts!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:38 | 1669318 Hunter S. Thompson
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He must have read "The Secret" or at least had someone read it to him before bedtime.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:46 | 1669343 Cleanclog
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It is not unpatriotic to speak of negative economic views - - - but TPTB hope we equate patriotism with blind following and unrealistic optimism.  Everything is okay in the Greatest Country on Earth where GOD has graced us - the special people.  God forbid you be born elsewhere - oh wait.  God did that to others didn't he.  Those would be God's unspecial people doomed to the not greatest counties on Earth.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:29 | 1669276 TheLooza
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That's what he gets for being short and bald.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:31 | 1669283 Sophist Economicus
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He's not short. He stands 6' 3". He is just surrounded by giants

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:40 | 1669330 TheLooza
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that's like how I routinely have to explain to the ladies that accuse me of having a small cock that, no, I just have massively oversized balls.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:48 | 1669372 TheLooza
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how that gem could get a neg rep is beyond me.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:54 | 1669410 xtop23
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 Ok that actually made me laugh out loud at work 

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:30 | 1669277 Sophist Economicus
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Hmmmm. Tyler better start finding somebody else to fill all that white space Bianco commentary used to occupy.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:32 | 1669282 TruthInSunshine
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Abby Joseph Cohen's Native American name is Dutch Two Lips.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:32 | 1669284 fonestar
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I am convinced that any monkey in a suit could do these guys jobs.  He will be easily replaced.  GIGO - Garbage In Garbage Out.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:33 | 1669286 firstdivision
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Great!  This means he will get into the education sector and infect many undergrads with his idiocy.  Nice job on ruining the future even more BAC.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:36 | 1669302 scatterbrains
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a real plethora of bulltards

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:37 | 1669311 LongSoupLine
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Well, looks like the Fed found yet another available employee...

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:37 | 1669313 Sudden Debt
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What is he carrying behind his head?


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:38 | 1669319 HedgeFun
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If Bianco had shined his shoes maybe he wouldn't of been canned.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:39 | 1669322 HedgeFun
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Wait, is Abby wearing black sneakers in this pic?  Prep for a fast getaway?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:40 | 1669327 TradingJoe
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DOW tripple hehehe lala land is not dead...YET!

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:42 | 1669329 Sudden Debt
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We export services and agricultural things, and that type of stuff.

Yes... that type of stuff...


Lemming 1: So what do you do?

Lemming 2: I'M INTO STUFF!!!!

Lemming 1: Waw! And what does it do?

Lemming 2: You know... you can... STUFF IT!


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:49 | 1669377 monopoly
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Due process does work....sometimes.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:50 | 1669385 Tater Salad
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BAC=Viagra for the Tyler(s)


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:19 | 1669564 NotApplicable
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So, you'd rather not know about BAC?

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 13:53 | 1669401 HurricaneMoney
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The markets seem to like (that he is gone) up up and away they go!


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:00 | 1669435 Wannabee
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So where is big Dave going? SEC, Treasury, Fed...couldn't possibly be anywhere else.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:00 | 1669436 wang (not verified)
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I bet Lazlow, Dougie and some others are offended by not being included on this list. 

But the numbers are legion in the advisory community who will step up and fill Dave's shoes just as long as CNBS and Bloomberg keep giving the shills a soapbox.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:04 | 1669465 Bob Paulson
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This line takes the cake. Sort of have the wind at their back?

"Richard Bernstein, CEO and chief investment officer of Richard Bernstein Advisors, says U.S. stocks "sort of have the wind at their back right now."

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:23 | 1669587 NotApplicable
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So, they're looking away from the storm, not noticing the flying debris approaching?

Ask any Weather Channel reporter, these episodes do not end well.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:06 | 1669481 Ruffcut
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Didn't know the monkees got back together. Their first album in years; Pump Monkeys on Crack. In stores by christmas.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 14:26 | 1669608 DaddyO
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Good Riddance to bad rubbish!!


Wed, 09/14/2011 - 15:39 | 1669972 oogs66
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at this pace his 1450 call will be reached by the end of the month

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 16:09 | 1670137 Godaddy
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how come they didnt invite david rosenberg onto that panel....?


David Rosenberg: "It's Time To Start Calling This For What It Is: A Modern Day Depression"



Wed, 09/14/2011 - 19:24 | 1670971 lemarche
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"In other news, we are confident Bianco will find the economy far less hospitable from the wrong side of the unemployment line."


Hilarious :))

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 19:24 | 1670974 lemarche
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"In other news, we are confident Bianco will find the economy far less hospitable from the wrong side of the unemployment line."


Hilarious :))

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 21:20 | 1671404 Buck Johnson
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The rats are leaving the ship slowly and eventually quick.  They know that BOA is done and don't want to be around when it goes down.

Wed, 09/14/2011 - 21:29 | 1671424 tkinfo
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Major money center banks in the US, Asia, and Europe going to $0 as a result of nonperforming loans, fully written off not by the institutions but by the markets, exceeding book value by a multiple greater then the sovereigns can contribute.

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