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Angela Merkel's Euro Contagion Band Comes Through In The Last-Minute Clutch

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Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:04 | 1661069 RealitiveMind
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I would make that group look better.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:14 | 1661128 Transitory Disi...
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Chinese people cannot even pronounce EURO correctly, they can only say EUWO.  Phonetically it is YOUR-WOE and that is exactly what they mean.

 

To be honest people who write in these papers/websites could now easily manipulate the system (more than it already is) with these "China will buy everything rumours"... I mean come on go ALL IN on a down day then put some shit on their website and too the moon it goes.... I am referring to the FT here.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:16 | 1661152 Divided States ...
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I like how during the weekends, the whole Eurozone's main focus was on Greece, but somehow Italy managed to go behind everyone's backs to strike a deal, rumor or not, with China. Reminds me of how Merrill did the same thing and fell into BAC's arms during the whole time they were trying to find a solution of Lehman. These effin bankers and their dealings, their blood will be on the street some day.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 18:20 | 1661619 eureka
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Yep - and it reminds me of how BAC has new claims to make deals with every week - and how wonderful it is for US to have EU as distractor item #1 for the US masses - maybe the chair satan can sneak QE3 in without anyone but Bill Gross noticing...

- and maybe the US masses can avoid future tax hikes - and maybe US austerity - i.e. cuts in medicare and social security can wipe out US debt, which accelerates ten times faster than revenue - ie. the FED and Wall Streets fiat ponzis and printing - without any cuts to the US war machine, which after all "secures" the flow of oil which simultaneously passifies and commits the US masses to serve their empire - for yet another day...

until the chicken come home to roost and the fact is faced that in the very final though greatly delayed end - all that supports US empire is 300 Million US tax slaves - motivated by nothing more real than expectations.

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 09:07 | 1663203 Léonard
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The US masses must not know that the world is dumping the dollar and that the dollar is dead.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:18 | 1661154 Pegasus Muse
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I see Trichet is working hard to improve liquidity flow. 

Tue, 09/13/2011 - 03:57 | 1662803 williambanzai7
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You read that right ;-)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:51 | 1661521 CPL
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I don't always manipulate markets, but when I do, I prefer the flavor of junk bonds and empty promises of repayment.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:04 | 1661070 Godisanhftbot
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 rumors of triage needed for slow, lazy, confident shorts this afternoon.   bloody 4 them

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:21 | 1661175 Cdad
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I think you fail to understand the new normal in the equity nonmarket.  

Selling causes markets to rise [bid lifting into the rise to catch the short sales sold back into the bid], and buying causes markets to fall [bids being pulled and falling away to known price points fixed to a fourth decimal place where they are picked up by criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers].

So the joke is on you, buddy.   

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:06 | 1661071 Id fight Gandhi
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Fuck this shit.

Who falls for the same fucking rumor twice in the day? China really going to buy shitty bonds? Doubt it.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:08 | 1661097 SteveNYC
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At last check they owned about $700Bn "shitty" bonds, you know, the type that Timmy has been issuing and Ben buying.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:10 | 1661119 Id fight Gandhi
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Only robots made money today, no way a short or long to ride those quick ramp ups and downs on a sketchy rumor.

Sec needs to be on ft ass. But fuck it why care?!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:16 | 1661146 He_Who Carried ...
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Robots and me....

Look at commodities and what's holding up in comparison to P/E dropping...

Then go for the rebound!

I was in Oil today and it worked rather well ;-)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:22 | 1661188 RichardP
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Those breasts look like (Br)udders from a different mudder.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:31 | 1661446 He_Who Carried ...
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Heh, they're not and they're natural ;-) !! Enjoy :-D

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:27 | 1661216 Id fight Gandhi
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No that's just luck. PE? Come on, that not even relevant in this mkt.

There was a morning rebound, then selloff. Afternoon rumor ramp up, then selloff, then same rumor again ramp up into close.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:29 | 1661432 He_Who Carried ...
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Co's who pay interesting dividends are closely followed as you know. Check the relation and value of the underlying commodity present and past and a pattern will reveal itsself. You need to go back at least 3 yrs and compare in order to get a good understanding and have a close look at patterns at extreme moments... I only follow 9 stocks in total year in and year out from three diff. segments. Now, as soon as present P/E drops in to YOUR (historic) comfort Zone look at the pattern. Time of day is crucial - THESE ARE NOT LAST MINUTE OR EARLY TRADES. I dealt with Suncor. Good luck!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:17 | 1661385 andyupnorth
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I'm happy with my purchase of HFD.TO last Thursday (Sept 8th). It has since gone from $8 to $9.  I'll perhaps hold for the next month or two.

I'd like to thank the ZH community for my profits. (hopefully!)

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 21:03 | 1662038 msamour
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Don't sell the bear skin before you kill the bear. (old French-Canadian saying) You might get knocked on your ass.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:13 | 1661136 Divided States ...
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In China, money is better spent on constructing dozens and dozens of empty cities with their our airports. I doubt they will buy them spaghetti bonds.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:45 | 1661279 X.inf.capt
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OH, but the chinese will say all kinds of 'rumors' to drive commodities down, espesally gold, and what are they buying......

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:27 | 1661174 BorisTheBlade
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Yes, they were bailing out Uncle Sam for quite some time, but not for the love of shitty bonds, rather to support their biggest customer. You know, like a drug dealer supports his biggest customer knowing that he still retains some credibility from the glorious past days and knock out punch, just to keep himself busy and unharmed.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:05 | 1661076 Godisanhftbot
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the lol, fts is right. though the hft mobsters must be killing it

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:06 | 1661080 Debtless
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Looks like everything's fixed now. 

Up up and away from here.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:06 | 1661083 FinalCollapse
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WTF - Tyler Durden is doing inside this picture?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:08 | 1661101 Id fight Gandhi
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Meta joke

See fight club

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:06 | 1661084 LongSoupLine
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As soon as the SEC runs out of tissues, lube and streaming bandwidth, they'll get right on with the rumor investigation.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:07 | 1661087 SteveNYC
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That picture is an instant classic.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:11 | 1661092 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Please, please, please dear lord, can we have a day very soon where the U.S. fascist 'markets' do not open*

 

* I will leave the exact action that will cause this to occur in your capable hands dear lord, but please feel free to think big.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:08 | 1661098 adr
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Haahahahhaahahah, What a joke of a trading day. What a joke of a "market".

If you want to have some fun take a look at Tofutti brand's stock TOF.

Can anyone explain moves like that? All year it has been huge swings up and down. Dropping 10% one day and skyrocketing back up 10% the next day. I am sure there are hundreds of stocks that show this kind of wacky behavior.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:18 | 1661158 JohnG
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Welcome to the matrix.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:39 | 1661470 He_Who Carried ...
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... and that's where the money is...!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:09 | 1661108 rocker
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Matt Miller on Bloomberg is now up for Jim Cramer's Job.   Buy, Buy, Buy, says the Gay Boy.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:10 | 1661113 duo
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Is there a high resolution version of this out there? 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 19:07 | 1661719 williambanzai7
Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:13 | 1661131 youngman
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I remeber the exact time and location of when I bought and opened the Beatles St Peppers album and first played it on my stereo..or Hi Fi.......I think I will want to forget about this band and their album....

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 19:32 | 1661797 Loose Caboose
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Youngman - it's scratched.  It keeps skipping back and repeating "I get by with a little help from my friends....." ad nauseum and never makes it to the finale.  Why or why lord will it not just END?!!!!!!! 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:13 | 1661132 RobotTrader
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Gotta love Zero Hedge.

Tyler is pumping out new stories every hour.

Faster than Harvey Levin pumping out new updates on TMZ.com during a Charlie Sheen or Mel Gibson meltdown.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:25 | 1661207 slewie the pi-rat
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L0L!!!

hey, RT!

only 3 pp last 24 hrs, down 24% from friday...

...decaf for tyler, BiCheZ!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 21:03 | 1662039 Terra-Firma
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Robo, i am glad there are people like you in the world because your brand of humor is in short supply and appreciated. A word of caution though; don't think we can't see through the falsity of your bravado. It will do you harm.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:14 | 1661138 alien-IQ
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The EUR/USD rocketed up over 100pips in the last hour.

Never underestimate the power of big fucking lies pushed by the government and promptly sold by the media.

fuck.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:15 | 1661145 RobotTrader
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I think Zero Hedge should change its front page format to look more like the U.K.'s Daily Mail Online's "Showbiz" page.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/usshowbiz/index.html

 

 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:25 | 1661205 Tyler Durden
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Is that the only place where your "short gold" comments are still accepted without provoking endless ridicule?

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:34 | 1661241 alien-IQ
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I'm pretty sure Robo is ridiculed on many continents.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:35 | 1661247 slewie the pi-rat
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smackdown!

don't rip his bra off, tyler!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:45 | 1661278 Bicycle Repairman
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Pull his weave!!!!

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 17:10 | 1661366 Hephasteus
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It's rather humerous. The headline at the UK Daily Mail is

Meagan Fox- I want to have chidlren but not until I have more money in the bank.

I guess her finacial advisor is as smart as Robo.

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:27 | 1661211 SheepDog-One
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Youre an idiot troll Robo. 

Mon, 09/12/2011 - 16:34 | 1661237 fuu
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That would work if ZH only carried articles based on your calls.

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