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Anonymous Hacks Greek Ministry Website, Demands IMF Withdrawal, Threatens It Will Wipe Away All Citizen Debts

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If there is one war that Greece could not afford to join, that is with the global computer hacking collective known as Anonymous. Yet as of minutes ago, that is precisley what happened, after Anonymous, as part of what it now calls Operation Greece, took down the Greek Ministry of Justice ( While the pretext for the hacking appears to have been an arrest of the wrong people, is seems to have angered Anonymous to the point where they have left an extended message of demands on the Greek website, warning that unless the IMF withdraws from the country and the government resigns, all debts of Greek citizens will be wiped clean.

Translated from the Greek:

     Citizens of Greece

     We are Anonymous.
We watch every day your government abolishes the constitution and institutions of the country.
We see them leading you closer and closer to poverty.
We see them pass laws that deprive you of any right to dignity.
We see them and deliver the country to the IMF and the bankers.
We know about the soup kitchens in schools,
for people who are left jobless and now wait in queues for a plate of food.
We know that your country voted ACTA in your effort to silence and other Greeks.
We know everything ...
The Republic in Greece has died.
He died while a government that has not been elected by the people.
And for this reason that the time for discussion came and went.
Not negotiating anything with any of those who murdered him.
Can you hunt as you like, you can even capture some of us,
When you attempt to silence us ...
But for every one that will capture 3 others will spring up. There are 5 or 10 or 100.
Now the Greeks are all Anonymous.
We are millions against you and the 300 in this war tear gas will not help you.

     Occupying Government of Greece
These days are going to vote for a bill that will be the last nail in the coffin of the Greek.
A bill to return the country to a totalitarian rule.
To bring the country and its people in absolute poverty.
We will not allow another misery to the Greek people.
We demand your resignation immediately, and elections.
We demand not paid a cent to moneylenders 'friends' you.
We demand the immediate withdrawal of the IMF from Greece.
The Justice Department was only a small sample of what we're capable of doing
Even you have not seen the full wrath of Anonymous.
For each article of a bill that would shame the vote,
we will shut the system and deleting an Inland Revenue debts of Greek citizens
Debts which requires them to fascist pay.
Can the demonstrations of the Greeks to their encounter with incredible violence,
anexelekta hitting, but the internet is our field. And I love this war.
We are many and we will be brief.

     Citizens of Greece, Anonymous is now fighting on your side ...

     Government of Greece, let us wait ...

     E X P E C T  U S !

     J U S T I C E  I S  C O M I N G !


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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:34 | 2182650 Squishi
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I told you man, No Fucking Kids! (scarface)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:36 | 2182656 rajat_bhatia
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Hey ! the Iconic Louk is here! lol

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:44 | 2182691 CH1
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B - L - A - C - K -   S - W - A - N

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:45 | 2182697 chumbawamba
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Wow, nice writing.  They forgot to add:



Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:51 | 2182723 LowProfile
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I don't think they're native speakers, or at least they use a non-native speaker for their English communications.  Clever.

"For each article of a bill that would shame the vote, we will shut the system and deleting an Inland Revenue debts of Greek citizens "

Oh, yeah?  Well, I'd like to see you try!

...Really, I would.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:48 | 2182926 Hard1
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Hey, we need these guys to come to America to wipe out our debts too!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:53 | 2182945 CClarity
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Finally, a solution for Greek debts.  Will this trigger the CDS?  Will it F--k Goldman and JPM and the hedgies that were playing the over and under of UK issued debt vs Greek issued?  One can only hope.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:19 | 2183014 American34
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"I see tiny figures pounding corn on some abandoned superhighway."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:39 | 2183159 Bindar Dundat
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It would be alot easier add $ 2,000,000 to each account and let them have fun with that...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:14 | 2183230 wee-weed up
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I love it! That would really put the bankers knickers in a snit.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:37 | 2183288 Comay Mierda
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oh great cant wait for the CIA false flag attack blamed on anonymous

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 04:55 | 2184044 barkingbill
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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:31 | 2183043 HoofHearted
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If those debts go away, we all want to be Greek! Makes those fuckers at the big banks wish they wouldn't have used MERS. All your mortgages are belong to us!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:52 | 2183088 BeetleBailey
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Been saying that for months....years now. EVERYONE needs to default. Go bankrupt en mass. A total re-rack. I find it hilarious that many are obssessed with their credit scores, and commericals abound as to credit scores.


The system died when Goldman Sucks, JPM et. al. started betting with other peoples money, rather than their own. They would NOT take the risks when it was theirs to lose. Glass/Stegall, a refusal to prosecute, and failure to enforce regulations have resulted in the bankstas and Blankfein's of the world.


Mass default. Crash the system.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:53 | 2183325 Au Shucks
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Yes!  I've been saying too for a little under 3 years.. mass defaults is the best way to defeat the ponzi cartel oligarchy inbred cousin fuckers


Thank you!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:24 | 2183395 flacon
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...but...but... but.... who will play the "wolf"  and who will play the "consumer"? We all know that we need villians..... that's why Lloyd Blankfein is doing "god's work".  /s


Lloyd Blankfein God's Work - Goldman Sachs CEO Is Doing God's Work!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:11 | 2183365 chunga
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I demand my credit score be set at -13,000.

Why can't I be Too Big Too Fail?

Fuck those credit scores. Stick my credit score right in your files. Dickheads.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:17 | 2183240 A Nanny Moose
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Bennie's Binary Buckz Bytchez!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:53 | 2183324 Flocking swans
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ATTN: Anon: Please wipe out the files of everhome mortgage. Thanks. Carry on...

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 06:20 | 2184106 Coffin Dodger
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Da real Hope & Change

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 06:25 | 2184109 Confused
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OR Tyler(s) are using google translate. 


Often times the placement of words in sentences is different, and obviously some things don't translate directly. 


Which is why many non-English speaking persons say, "make party." 


Because really, you don't "have" a party. Do you? 

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:45 | 2184201 cheesewizz
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:51 | 2184942 Seer
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English is really fucked up.  My wife's primary language isn't English, and while she's extremely intelligent and fluent in English she still runs across stuff that doesn't make sense (and points out to me- and she's right).  Doesn't help that I mess with her using all kinds of twisted English :-)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:51 | 2182728 JPM Hater001
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Awe...I want Anon to fight for me...They have heart.  Now, do they have follow-through?

The printers in Greece are running overtime.  "Get a hard copy quick!" was heard.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:56 | 2182743 CH1
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Now, do they have follow-through?

That, of course, is the big question. So far I haven't seen much.

But they ARE entertaining. WAY better than the Barry O show or the Blue/Red Hour!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:25 | 2182832 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I've read this script before, where all debts go to zero....

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:48 | 2182927 sgorem
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i'm confused. this shit is all greek to me.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:38 | 2183157 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Marla, you met me at a really strange time in my life.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:58 | 2182752 masterinchancery
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With the notorious efficiency of the Greek bureaucracy, the hard copy will be finished in 2014, when there is no longer a Greece or a Greek government.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:21 | 2182822 sessinpo
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The threat of wiping out all of Greece's debts is probably the most retarded thing they have threatened. I actually think it is below them and wonder if it is some copycat.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:55 | 2182859 bdc63
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I agree.  It reads like a joke.  But time will tell ....

But if true -- two thumbs up to ZH ... you guys are the ONLY ONES reporting this story right now.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:39 | 2183012 AmCockerSpaniel
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If this was a HACK, then it's NO JOKE.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:46 | 2183076 JPM Hater001
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Rest of the media are responsble and not giving these hooligans free press.  Good for them.

/sarc off

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 06:52 | 2184122 silverbullion
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@sessinpo If the threat of wiping out all of Greece's debts is retarded as you claim, what do you have in mind? Please enlighten us. All MONOPOLY board game type of claims should be wiped out, especially when the game is rigged in favor of bastards or "ponzi cartel oligarchy inbred cousin fuckers" as Au Shucks states. Don't you think? Do you want to get back in reality or would you like all of us to be debt slaves in a world that is made up of Jewish fables? Hell no!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:56 | 2182745 redpill
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Not that they would be able to actually wipe out Greek debt, but even if they were they might as well start now, it's not like the bankers are going to get scared and give in.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:18 | 2182812 Troll Magnet
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No shit.  Why wait?  Just do it!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:18 | 2182815 john39
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and because that fact is so obvious, it seems equally obvious that this is more of a PR stunt...  but who is the audience?  the Greek people to encourage an uprising? or a broader audience...  and who is annymous really?  could easily morph into an emmanual goldstein.   something seems off about anonymous.  time will tell.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:40 | 2182870 Think for yourself
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In a few words, anonymous is an undefined collective that is the emergent result of freedom of thought, speech and association, among a large population empowered with powerful, multi-modal/multicasting communication technologies.

Anybody can label himself as such, or rather not label himself and thus be anonymous. The collective aggregates in subsets according to the memetic inclination of individual hosts who decide to associate, and is fundamentally decentralized, although individual parts are free to try and exert memetic influence through opinion, argument or subterfuge. That's it. Making an Emmanuel Goldstein out of it is basically to disenfranchize free society.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:05 | 2182979 john39
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could be.  sometimes, could be intelligence agencies, sometimes.  only time will tell.   of course we could assume that because annonymous is attacking "the illuminati" it cannot be the TPTB...  but, what if "the illuminati" is just another colorful creation to deceive... when in reality, the illuminati is just the talmudic military industrial banking complex trying to look like it has some mythical power...  in other words, all part of the matrix.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:25 | 2183025 Think for yourself
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Of course intel agents can be anonymous, unless you didn't understand "emergent result of freedom of thought, speech and association". But the reverse cannot be true. Saying that anonymous is CIA/Mossad makes exactly as much sense as saying speech is CIA/Mossad because CIA/Mossad can use speech.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:43 | 2183068 john39
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what anon was, it seems increasingly clear that at this point, it is more of a psy-op vehicle...   a hacker boogie man with corporate branding...  not buying it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:49 | 2183082 palmereldritch
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Whoa!....You think Anonymous is bad.  I say we unleash AnAnonymous on those guys....he'll blob things up bigtime...

Whaddya think Akak?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:40 | 2183161 chindit13
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Perhaps Anonymous can hack into the INS computers and grant AnAnonymous US citizenism-ship?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:52 | 2183183 palmereldritch
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Maybe the entire

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 06:17 | 2184103 Jendrzejczyk
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Anybody seen Akak lately?

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:11 | 2184168 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I hope he wasn't absorbed by the blobbing up of Chinese citizenism.


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:37 | 2183156 A Lunatic
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Besides, how much damage could a bunch of recovering alcoholics really do anyway?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:43 | 2183165 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Do you want to hear all of the ways, or just the top 10?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:16 | 2183237 DaveyJones
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things like anonymous seem as inevitable as the things they are hacking

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:14 | 2184171 entropos
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Well said. I liked the part where you resisted saying anything about angry 17 year olds in their parents' basements too. 

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:54 | 2184214 graymnzrc
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I specialize in Internet Security and can tell you that despite all of my security measures, if Anonymous really wanted to infiltrate my organization they could eventually get in. Google Anonymous and HBGary to see what they did when a "Security" firm threatened to out them.

To see what they could do with some funding, google Stuxnet.

As a side note, American Banks are not following best practices protect your data, they are too busy trying to comply with audits.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:54 | 2184215 graymnzrc
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I specialize in Internet Security and can tell you that despite all of my security measures, if Anonymous really wanted to infiltrate my organization they could eventually get in. Google Anonymous and HBGary to see what they did when a "Security" firm threatened to out them.

To see what they could do with some funding, google Stuxnet.

As a side note, American Banks are not following best practices protect your data, they are too busy trying to comply with audits.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 11:57 | 2184966 Seer
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See!  Anarchists CAN be productive.  TPTB don't want folks to realize this (hence the perpetual demonization of anarchism, which is the biggest treat to centralized, coercive power).

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 01:11 | 2183519 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ chumbawamba

43 to zip.  Nice writing on your part.  I was almost tempted to junk you "for old times sake", but, no.  43 greens and 0 reds speak for itself.

Many of us would like to hear more about your coming back, what you have in mind...

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 09:56 | 2184379 Toolshed
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Yes, well.......the ASSumption rule is in full effect. You, in fact, have no idea what they are doing or why they are doing it. I just hope they keep doing it!


Edit: My account has been hacked and I did not write the above comment.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:24 | 2182831 DeadFred
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The central bank manipulations have been remarkable in their ability to move the markets where they want, but they are nor able to deal with those exogenous events (true black swans) that have come their way. Be it a tsunami or Anonomous they can't keep control forever. If Anonomous actually does this the house of cards may tumble.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:27 | 2182840 Coke and Hookers
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"The central bank manipulations have been remarkable in their ability to move the markets where they want"

That's because the market wants to be moved and looks for any excuse. The market is like a bitch in heat looking for a central bank/IMF wad (of cash).

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:40 | 2182902 Irish66
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Would this trigger CDS" or would they proclaim this as a non default?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:52 | 2182939 mr_T
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Is this my cue when I fly away from the phone booth?

PS .. I do like the humanity in the message...hope. change. So 2008.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:22 | 2183017 dataanalytics
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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:50 | 2182720 ilion
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They got the bailout approved, alright, but a lot of pain will follow and gold will fly.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:28 | 2183030 WonderDawg
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Uh, not really. They still have to get buy in from a lot of different parties. The "bailout" is far from a done deal, though the MSM won't mention those details.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:54 | 2183187 TheFourthStooge-ing
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ilion thought himself a clever spammer when he posted:

They got the bailout approved, alright, but a lot of pain will follow and gold will fly. [sooper sekrit link to armada markets web site]

Armada Markets, an industry leader in shilling their stupid site by spamming the comments section of blogs, has entered production of their latest product: imitation ljutefisk. Their proprietary process combines recycled Estonian stray dogs, fish found floating in the harbor, and a unique blend of chemicals to produce imitation ljutefisk that seems so real, you'll swear that you're in Njorway. This is your chance to get in on the ocean floor of the investment opportunity of a lifetime. Check it out now at armadamarkets.con !!!

Looking for a cheap way to promote your fraudulent scam website? Look no further than Armada Markets. We offer Estonia's most cost effective sock puppet comment spamming service!

Ask for Ingmar, the guy with dog breath that smells like seven-day-old Estonian Carp. Ingmar Mattus terror bomb anthrax shopping mall claymore mine grenade launcher IED assassination hijack Al Qaida ricin electromagnetic pulse Federal Reserve CIA Mossad Lady Gaga detonator Lemmiwinks Hezbollah Guantanamo Santorum fisting plutonium Juarez Cayman Islands nuclear trigger Cleveland Steamer Howard Cosell Forex Fx Trading LMAX parrot and parakeet training tape beri beri carbuncle RPG clostridium Olde Frothingslosh ebola Dimona smuggling roachclip Butthole Surfers bongwater National Reconnaissance Office Don Rickles Backstreet Boys steganography Lee van Cleef kaopectate


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:18 | 2183244 palmereldritch
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Lady Gaga you say?

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:57 | 2183484 Cathartes Aura
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can't breathe, must. have. breath. air. . . . . .

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 01:14 | 2183528 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ TheFourth and Cathartes

+ 1  Superlative!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:55 | 2182741 BLOTTO
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Threatens? - How about just dooooo it all fuckin ready?

Anonymous =  (i think) a potential fake.

TPTB can wipe 'Anonymous' and 'Wikileaks' right the fuck off the map - if they wanted to

.wink wink..

Anonymous breaks the law - so they can set the law. Maybe?

Just a thought.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:13 | 2182801 blu
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You cannot wipe what you cannot grasp.

Digital ninjas. Leaving no trace.

We. Are. Anonymous.

Expect us.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:19 | 2182809 BLOTTO
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Expect more evil, occultism and satanism?...

Im ready for it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:30 | 2182839 blu
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Nah it's all good. I swiped this guy's ZH account. There is a list of passwords for ZH accounts on an unsecured FTP server at Universiteit Antwerpen. You can take what you want and say anything you like lulz.

mess'n you made all up just that probably

But the lulz. I really meant that part.

Expect. Us.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:59 | 2182964 Cathartes Aura
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I used to be anonymous, but I took an arrow in the knee. . .

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:51 | 2183179 tmosley
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I used to be anonymous, then I took a US based proxy server to the federal prison.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:01 | 2182965 Cathartes Aura
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oooh, looks like it was arrows to BOTH knees   =O

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:00 | 2183204 TheFourthStooge-ing
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That sounds erroneous!

(Arrow knee us, get it? Hyuk hyuk, I crack myself up sometimes.)

Yes, I've given myself a red arrow; I deserve it for this.


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 01:02 | 2183489 Cathartes Aura
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I cancelled your red arrow - got the knee-us the first go, no really!

*stuffs text-to-speech device under cushion*

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:02 | 2183209 TheFourthStooge-ing
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blu said:

Nah it's all good. I swiped this guy's ZH account. There is a list of passwords for ZH accounts on an unsecured FTP server at Universiteit Antwerpen. You can take what you want and say anything you like lulz.

That's why I sometimes sound more clever than I really am.


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:27 | 2183268 DaveyJones
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now if I could only be more clever in the market than I really am.

I was gonna ask Anon until I realized it's their target who's in on that  

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:32 | 2182862 DeadFred
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Time will tell if you are truly digital ninjas or just a PTB psy-ops subroutine.

Actions will tell.

We. Are. Waiting.

Expect it


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:42 | 2182905 blu
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Heh. Well r00ting the Greek JustMin web server is pretty sweet already. And the media circus will blow this completely out of proportion. People in Greece will wake up in the morning read the headlines and wonder if their part of the Greek debt machine was unwound while they slept. Who knows what happens after that.

Of course it's psy-ops. But who you do you suppose is the target? You? Are you even serious?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:21 | 2182807 BLOTTO
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You guys know deep in your hearts from an early age that when someone barks and beaks off a lot - USUALLY they dont back it up. Plain and simple.

Im going with the flavourable odds.

I know ZedHeds are some of the most intelligent sarcastic brilliant assholes... but they are way ahead of us in thinking and in steps...among other things.

Somebody has to be a skeptic - illl take the role in this case.


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:24 | 2182830 Dr.Vannostrand
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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:44 | 2182913 sgorem
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thanks 'otto, i believe i do resemble those words of "most intelligent", "sarcastic", and "brilliant". not so much the asshole though, well, maybe a little:) 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:22 | 2183252 vamsy
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Thanks for the link dude.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:06 | 2182779 ilion
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Anonymous just seems too good to be true. 


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:31 | 2183274 DaveyJones
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the mous that roared

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:34 | 2182877 The4thStooge
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aaaaand it's GONE!!!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 03:51 | 2183815 hpprinter000
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The greentext says : The children of GHS got nothing to do with this site. This was done by anonymous and not by the children of GHS. Let them free!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 07:21 | 2184133 knight99
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WTF, Strange fking world when hackers are the good guys standing up for the people. I wish they would expose each one of these politicians who have been paid off. Go after all those scum politicians they are making thier own people slaves to the bankers.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:08 | 2185005 Seer
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Think of them as Harry Tuttle (watch the movie Brazil).  In this case it shouldn't really appear as strange/abnormal.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 14:23 | 2185575 sgt_doom
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It's interesting that the American business media is publishing accounts, from "gov't sources" ('natch!) that claim "hacktivists" plan on attacking the US power grid to initiate blackouts?

I think these too-highly-paid douchebaggers are bewildered and confused:  it was those American criminal corporations, Enron colluding with utility companies in Oregon, California and Texas, which perpetrated at least 38 blackouts in the Western USA.

And look for more blackouts perpetrated by US criminal corporations.

Non Olet (the Global Bank's slogan)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:36 | 2182654 ag3nt0rang3
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This fixes everything.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:45 | 2182696 drink or die
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How does taking down a website for a few minutes/hours do anything again?  Not sure why you got downvoted.  Taking down websites is a minor annoyance.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:48 | 2182706 CH1
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You hope.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:49 | 2182718 drink or die
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That made no sense. 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:57 | 2182750 CharlieSDT
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You guys don't get jokes.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:18 | 2182808 Reese Bobby
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Ding me you little girlie men,  Eurofags,  Metrosexual-brainwashed-junior-turds.  I want thumbs downs!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:04 | 2182972 Cathartes Aura
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dude, not very christian of you ^^

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:32 | 2183278 DaveyJones
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at least he's consistent

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:58 | 2183336 Reese Bobby
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I fail all the time but this was meant to be satire, sort of.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:37 | 2182657 HungrySeagull
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Now I am watching this closely.

It would be quite something, a first in human history...

A road yet untaken...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:48 | 2182709 Zgangsta
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Right here right now, there is no other place I'd rather be...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:13 | 2182989 Cathartes Aura
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Right Here Right Now - Fatboy Slim

uh yeah, that works!  thread soundtrack!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:06 | 2183113 Cathartes Aura
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. . . whoa. . . and then it came to me. . . in a flash of light. . .

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

Right here, right now
There is no other place i want to be
Right here, right now
Watching the world wake up from history

apologies for the delay, message received and forwarded. . .

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:43 | 2183164 palmereldritch
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Shit, CA... this crew  is    d  a  n  g  e  r  o  u  s


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:18 | 2183381 Cathartes Aura
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whoa, there's more "my niggas" in there than a Trav post. . . ^^

that was like watching saturday morning cartoons after a few RedBulls.

I need a lie down.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:24 | 2183255 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Cathartes Aura said:

uh yeah, that works!  thread soundtrack!

...and on the B side:

Boogie 'til You Puke - Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:52 | 2183467 Cathartes Aura
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"Mr. Mike's Mondo Video" - set the tone, made me think of John Waters, hah.

Put a quarter in the juke, boogie till ya puke. . .

faaaabulous stuff, he's definitely from the extended family units we noted before!  love him, AND his band - head in the base drum was an authentic touch. . .

spent many minutes clicking on the sidebar vids - but THIS one's for you.  . .

Born to be Cheap

(what IS it with the right coast? some twisted stuff up around the Baltimore environs. . . the water?  is it in the (lack of) air??) *smile*

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 01:29 | 2183554 palmereldritch
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Classic O'Donaghue expressionism with Belushi and Star Trek for good measure, here:

I remember watching it live...LOL

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 22:45 | 2187585 Cathartes Aura
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that's the stuff - old skool SNL - Chevy Chase looked so young there!  "vulcan nerve pinch" on Elliot Gould - hahahah. . .

as they started moving the background scenery, hard not to think "reality is so easily disassembled" - as we're all beginning to see, all props & false walls, eh. . .

thanks for that, even if it reminds me how long ago it was. . .

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 08:16 | 2184163 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Cathartes Aura said:

"Mr. Mike's Mondo Video" - set the tone, made me think of John Waters, hah.

That's what it was. I knew the opening sequence reminded me of something.

Put a quarter in the juke, boogie till ya puke. . .

faaaabulous stuff

Add this to your world-of-the-strange file. Root Boy Slim was a frat brother of George W. Bush at Yale:

Born to be Cheap

"My name is Dawn Davenport. I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and I'd like to be famous."

(what IS it with the right coast? some twisted stuff up around the Baltimore environs. . . the water?  is it in the (lack of) air??) *smile*

Baltimore? I always thought it was Balmur.

Gator: Sorry, Aunt Ida, I'm off to Detroit to find happiness in the Ow-Toe industry.


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 23:07 | 2187642 Cathartes Aura
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"is asshole one of the words you can't say on the radio?"

fking priceless!!!  banned by the frat boy - of course, it's their world. . . we're just here to mock it!

Water's stuff was my introduction to "alternative" film making (not to mention thinking! lol)- as in DIY - boy did we have fun with the Super8 back then - I honestly miss the creativity of those days, even though I realise it's still happening, just in different formats. . .

okay, no whining!  thanks for the memory nudges, as we all move forward into a weird-future no one can quite describe yet. . .

(by the way, Gator's "Ow-Toe" industry makes me want to watch The Big Lebowski. . . again. . .)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:09 | 2182789 Manthong
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I don't know..

911 was all they needed to create a government monster agency and go all fascist on air travel.

What will it take for them to go all fascist on the Internet?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:18 | 2182814 LongBalls
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You are most correct. This type of action does nothing but provide political cover for internet controls etc...... NO BUENO. These people will self destruct on their own.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 21:05 | 2182976 daccord
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well and i think thats where most of the suspicion bout anon comes from, they seem to be accelerating the development of things like ACTA. I do wish they would pay a vist to Vicky Toews and the CONS 

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:06 | 2183354 Manthong
Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:43 | 2183166 ChacoFunFact
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Thesis. Antithesis. Synthesis.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:51 | 2183180 Urban Roman
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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:19 | 2182819 Reese Bobby
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Thanks for watching.  Big help.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:34 | 2183284 DaveyJones
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;         5   Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,         10   And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.         15   I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:03 | 2183340 Reese Bobby
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That's beautiful.  Classic Bobby!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 00:38 | 2183427 DaveyJones
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Frost was a great poet and usually talked about a relevant theme - the sometimes overwhelming depression of one's surroundings 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:39 | 2182666 Conrad Murray
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Dropping Tables like doodoo

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:57 | 2182749 HelluvaEngineer
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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 22:00 | 2183107 WebWeasel
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There, no rollback.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:39 | 2182667 ghengis86
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Why doesn't Anonymous wipe the debt away regardless? Debt is the true weapon the IMF and banksters wield against the people.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:44 | 2182694 HungrySeagull
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Suppose they did.

Just think on a bit. It would be a pre-emptive total first strike in electronic form to liberate a debt enslaved people and thence the Nation.

Once Greek is Debt free it's all good.

I for one applaud what Anony is trying to do here, but again, we are entering a new phase of human history never before seen.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:51 | 2182725 SHEEPFUKKER

Unintended consequences.........Anony just moves the debt onto someone else's balance sheet.  

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 12:14 | 2185029 Seer
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Steaming piles of shit are steaming piles of shit.  All gonna decay anyway...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:55 | 2182739 Ms. Erable
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And how much time would be needed for Greece to run up its bar tab again?

Hint: not much. Most addicts can't quit cold turkey; just one more hit and they'll be hooked again.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:59 | 2182755 dracos_ghost
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Once Greek is Debt free it's all good.

Until they restore from backup. 


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:43 | 2182909 Whoa Dammit
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Question to the more network savvy here:  Can't the backup be hacked as well? 

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:08 | 2183212 palmereldritch
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They sequester their back-ups to geographically remote, fortified locations. 


After the Apocalypse there will actually be three things surviving: cockroaches, Keith Richards and your bank statement.

If all goes well Keef will roll up the latter to smoke the former...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:28 | 2183270 Dave Thomas
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But I went paperless! Poor Keith!

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 03:17 | 2183688 Gief Gold Plox
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I've seen backup systems, that I could with all certainty declare non hack-able. Without a skilfully positioned nuke that is.

I very much doubt they could destroy all debt records as they claim, than again, all it takes is to screw up their system enough and they'll have so much work putting it all back together, the Greeks might have a few tax-less years. On the other hand, perpetually protesting tax collectors union accomplishes the same goal, and makes for great TV.

I get the feeling some of our Anonymous friends read ZeroHedge now and again. Should that be the case; please, please prove me wrong and wipe thier debt clean.

Wed, 02/22/2012 - 10:07 | 2184418 exi1ed0ne
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You don't delete the data, which is obvious and very detectable. The really scary hacks which keep me up at night are the ones that leave data intact, but modify it in really hard ways to detect. Think reverse superman attack, random credits from one account balanced by equivalent charges to certain targets, or reducing the interest on a loan by a small amount or subtly changing the way it is calculated - given country level scales such an error would be devastating. Backups are useless if the restore data is also corrupted from a low and slow attack.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:47 | 2183311 CoolBeans
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Then...after this testing ground proves success

Back to the U.S.  and do it!


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:01 | 2182763 BLOTTO
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Thats what im sayin ghen.

One thing to talk and BARK alot of FUCKIN shit.

Another to - just DO IT.


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:41 | 2182673 Watts_D_Matter
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Anonymous is the shit!  They ROCK! 

Hope they can take over Hamy's TI computer...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:41 | 2182674 Ima anal sphincter
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Are TPTB hearing the "peoples" message? Not until we're knocking on their doors. For cake tastes good.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:41 | 2182676 chumbawamba
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And how exactly do they propose to do that?


Or maybe more like rm -r *?

This is lame.

I am Chumbawamba.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:42 | 2182684 chumbawamba
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Or maybe they're drag & drop fags and will simply drag the GREECE folder over to the trash can?  If so, I hope they remember to Empty the Recycle Bin.


Wed, 02/22/2012 - 02:21 | 2183630 ruffles
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+ nine thousand

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:43 | 2182689 Zgangsta
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That's rm -rf *, good sir.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 19:46 | 2182701 chumbawamba
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Indeed.  It must be done with force.


Tue, 02/21/2012 - 23:30 | 2183273 Dave Thomas
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shred -f *

Don't want some guy with the forensics toolkit bringing back them inodes.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:35 | 2182882 NidStyles
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Bank software is written in Hexadecimal. The front end is Windows, but the back end is all custom assembly work.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 20:50 | 2182935 JohnG
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Please stick to comments that you might actually have one fucking clue what you are talking about.  That's the most moronic comment I've seen in a great while.

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