Anonymous Hacks Greek Ministry Website, Demands IMF Withdrawal, Threatens It Will Wipe Away All Citizen Debts

Tyler Durden's picture

If there is one war that Greece could not afford to join, that is with the global computer hacking collective known as Anonymous. Yet as of minutes ago, that is precisley what happened, after Anonymous, as part of what it now calls Operation Greece, took down the Greek Ministry of Justice ( While the pretext for the hacking appears to have been an arrest of the wrong people, is seems to have angered Anonymous to the point where they have left an extended message of demands on the Greek website, warning that unless the IMF withdraws from the country and the government resigns, all debts of Greek citizens will be wiped clean.

Translated from the Greek:

     Citizens of Greece

     We are Anonymous.
We watch every day your government abolishes the constitution and institutions of the country.
We see them leading you closer and closer to poverty.
We see them pass laws that deprive you of any right to dignity.
We see them and deliver the country to the IMF and the bankers.
We know about the soup kitchens in schools,
for people who are left jobless and now wait in queues for a plate of food.
We know that your country voted ACTA in your effort to silence and other Greeks.
We know everything ...
The Republic in Greece has died.
He died while a government that has not been elected by the people.
And for this reason that the time for discussion came and went.
Not negotiating anything with any of those who murdered him.
Can you hunt as you like, you can even capture some of us,
When you attempt to silence us ...
But for every one that will capture 3 others will spring up. There are 5 or 10 or 100.
Now the Greeks are all Anonymous.
We are millions against you and the 300 in this war tear gas will not help you.

     Occupying Government of Greece
These days are going to vote for a bill that will be the last nail in the coffin of the Greek.
A bill to return the country to a totalitarian rule.
To bring the country and its people in absolute poverty.
We will not allow another misery to the Greek people.
We demand your resignation immediately, and elections.
We demand not paid a cent to moneylenders 'friends' you.
We demand the immediate withdrawal of the IMF from Greece.
The Justice Department was only a small sample of what we're capable of doing
Even you have not seen the full wrath of Anonymous.
For each article of a bill that would shame the vote,
we will shut the system and deleting an Inland Revenue debts of Greek citizens
Debts which requires them to fascist pay.
Can the demonstrations of the Greeks to their encounter with incredible violence,
anexelekta hitting, but the internet is our field. And I love this war.
We are many and we will be brief.

     Citizens of Greece, Anonymous is now fighting on your side ...

     Government of Greece, let us wait ...

     E X P E C T  U S !

     J U S T I C E  I S  C O M I N G !

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Squishi's picture

I told you man, No Fucking Kids! (scarface)

CH1's picture

B - L - A - C - K -   S - W - A - N

chumbawamba's picture

Wow, nice writing.  They forgot to add:



LowProfile's picture

I don't think they're native speakers, or at least they use a non-native speaker for their English communications.  Clever.

"For each article of a bill that would shame the vote, we will shut the system and deleting an Inland Revenue debts of Greek citizens "

Oh, yeah?  Well, I'd like to see you try!

...Really, I would.

Hard1's picture

Hey, we need these guys to come to America to wipe out our debts too!!

CClarity's picture

Finally, a solution for Greek debts.  Will this trigger the CDS?  Will it F--k Goldman and JPM and the hedgies that were playing the over and under of UK issued debt vs Greek issued?  One can only hope.

American34's picture

"I see tiny figures pounding corn on some abandoned superhighway."

Bindar Dundat's picture

It would be alot easier add $ 2,000,000 to each account and let them have fun with that...

wee-weed up's picture

I love it! That would really put the bankers knickers in a snit.

Comay Mierda's picture

oh great cant wait for the CIA false flag attack blamed on anonymous

HoofHearted's picture

If those debts go away, we all want to be Greek! Makes those fuckers at the big banks wish they wouldn't have used MERS. All your mortgages are belong to us!

BeetleBailey's picture

Been saying that for months....years now. EVERYONE needs to default. Go bankrupt en mass. A total re-rack. I find it hilarious that many are obssessed with their credit scores, and commericals abound as to credit scores.


The system died when Goldman Sucks, JPM et. al. started betting with other peoples money, rather than their own. They would NOT take the risks when it was theirs to lose. Glass/Stegall, a refusal to prosecute, and failure to enforce regulations have resulted in the bankstas and Blankfein's of the world.


Mass default. Crash the system.

Au Shucks's picture

Yes!  I've been saying too for a little under 3 years.. mass defaults is the best way to defeat the ponzi cartel oligarchy inbred cousin fuckers


Thank you!

flacon's picture

...but...but... but.... who will play the "wolf"  and who will play the "consumer"? We all know that we need villians..... that's why Lloyd Blankfein is doing "god's work".  /s


Lloyd Blankfein God's Work - Goldman Sachs CEO Is Doing God's Work!

chunga's picture

I demand my credit score be set at -13,000.

Why can't I be Too Big Too Fail?

Fuck those credit scores. Stick my credit score right in your files. Dickheads.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Bennie's Binary Buckz Bytchez!

Flocking swans's picture

ATTN: Anon: Please wipe out the files of everhome mortgage. Thanks. Carry on...

Confused's picture

OR Tyler(s) are using google translate. 


Often times the placement of words in sentences is different, and obviously some things don't translate directly. 


Which is why many non-English speaking persons say, "make party." 


Because really, you don't "have" a party. Do you? 

Seer's picture

English is really fucked up.  My wife's primary language isn't English, and while she's extremely intelligent and fluent in English she still runs across stuff that doesn't make sense (and points out to me- and she's right).  Doesn't help that I mess with her using all kinds of twisted English :-)

JPM Hater001's picture

Awe...I want Anon to fight for me...They have heart.  Now, do they have follow-through?

The printers in Greece are running overtime.  "Get a hard copy quick!" was heard.

CH1's picture

Now, do they have follow-through?

That, of course, is the big question. So far I haven't seen much.

But they ARE entertaining. WAY better than the Barry O show or the Blue/Red Hour!

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

I've read this script before, where all debts go to zero....

sgorem's picture

i'm confused. this shit is all greek to me.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Marla, you met me at a really strange time in my life.

masterinchancery's picture

With the notorious efficiency of the Greek bureaucracy, the hard copy will be finished in 2014, when there is no longer a Greece or a Greek government.

sessinpo's picture

The threat of wiping out all of Greece's debts is probably the most retarded thing they have threatened. I actually think it is below them and wonder if it is some copycat.

bdc63's picture

I agree.  It reads like a joke.  But time will tell ....

But if true -- two thumbs up to ZH ... you guys are the ONLY ONES reporting this story right now.

AmCockerSpaniel's picture

If this was a HACK, then it's NO JOKE.

JPM Hater001's picture

Rest of the media are responsble and not giving these hooligans free press.  Good for them.

/sarc off

silverbullion's picture

@sessinpo If the threat of wiping out all of Greece's debts is retarded as you claim, what do you have in mind? Please enlighten us. All MONOPOLY board game type of claims should be wiped out, especially when the game is rigged in favor of bastards or "ponzi cartel oligarchy inbred cousin fuckers" as Au Shucks states. Don't you think? Do you want to get back in reality or would you like all of us to be debt slaves in a world that is made up of Jewish fables? Hell no!

redpill's picture

Not that they would be able to actually wipe out Greek debt, but even if they were they might as well start now, it's not like the bankers are going to get scared and give in.

Troll Magnet's picture

No shit.  Why wait?  Just do it!

john39's picture

and because that fact is so obvious, it seems equally obvious that this is more of a PR stunt...  but who is the audience?  the Greek people to encourage an uprising? or a broader audience...  and who is annymous really?  could easily morph into an emmanual goldstein.   something seems off about anonymous.  time will tell.

Think for yourself's picture

In a few words, anonymous is an undefined collective that is the emergent result of freedom of thought, speech and association, among a large population empowered with powerful, multi-modal/multicasting communication technologies.

Anybody can label himself as such, or rather not label himself and thus be anonymous. The collective aggregates in subsets according to the memetic inclination of individual hosts who decide to associate, and is fundamentally decentralized, although individual parts are free to try and exert memetic influence through opinion, argument or subterfuge. That's it. Making an Emmanuel Goldstein out of it is basically to disenfranchize free society.

john39's picture

could be.  sometimes, could be intelligence agencies, sometimes.  only time will tell.   of course we could assume that because annonymous is attacking "the illuminati" it cannot be the TPTB...  but, what if "the illuminati" is just another colorful creation to deceive... when in reality, the illuminati is just the talmudic military industrial banking complex trying to look like it has some mythical power...  in other words, all part of the matrix.

Think for yourself's picture

Of course intel agents can be anonymous, unless you didn't understand "emergent result of freedom of thought, speech and association". But the reverse cannot be true. Saying that anonymous is CIA/Mossad makes exactly as much sense as saying speech is CIA/Mossad because CIA/Mossad can use speech.

john39's picture

what anon was, it seems increasingly clear that at this point, it is more of a psy-op vehicle...   a hacker boogie man with corporate branding...  not buying it.

palmereldritch's picture

Whoa!....You think Anonymous is bad.  I say we unleash AnAnonymous on those guys....he'll blob things up bigtime...

Whaddya think Akak?

chindit13's picture

Perhaps Anonymous can hack into the INS computers and grant AnAnonymous US citizenism-ship?

palmereldritch's picture

Maybe the entire

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

I hope he wasn't absorbed by the blobbing up of Chinese citizenism.


A Lunatic's picture

Besides, how much damage could a bunch of recovering alcoholics really do anyway?

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Do you want to hear all of the ways, or just the top 10?

DaveyJones's picture

things like anonymous seem as inevitable as the things they are hacking

entropos's picture

Well said. I liked the part where you resisted saying anything about angry 17 year olds in their parents' basements too.