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And Another Omen: S&P Is Down 6.66% In May

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Obviously, satan was involved in a whole lot of things today, such as Facebook pricing on the day when the market was down 6.66% for the month.

 

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Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:29 | 2437427 A_S
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it's proven, the new world order did it !

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:31 | 2437436 NotApplicable
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When I arrived home from work yesterday, the temp was 66.6. We quickly commenced to praying, and lo and behold, it dropped two degrees!

Did I mention we chased the Sun over the horizon too?

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:58 | 2437558 Max Hunter
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Indeed.. Let us pray.. To the right God..

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:05 | 2437580 Transitory Disi...
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666 = Humans.

 

Humans = carbon

Carbon = 6 protons, 6 neutrons, and 6 electrons

CArbon = Global warming

global warming = Kill all humans

 

That must be their plan.

 

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 20:41 | 2437978 Acorn10012
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Kill all humans - Bender, is that you?

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 19:57 | 2437871 westboundnup
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Wish I could remember an applicable quote from The Omen (the original w/ Gregory Peck)

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:31 | 2437430 Lost Wages
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6.66 =/= 666

The day Google closes at $666.00 will be the End of Days.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:42 | 2437487 Poule Mouillee
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6.66 == 666 if you're talking about percentage of a percentage. 

And since percentage sounds kinda like parentage, and parentage explains sons, then percentage of percentage is like parentage of parentage, which is clearly related to the seventh son of a seventh son. 

Proof of evil.

Now back to playing my records backwards....

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:51 | 2437527 Quisat_Sadarak
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Proof that this is obviously Bush's fault.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:33 | 2437445 ultimate warrior
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Bullish holy water and rosaries

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:34 | 2437448 Stoploss
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Where's my Maiden album...

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:53 | 2437536 Motorhead
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Time to go spin some Led Zeppelin albums backwards!

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:34 | 2437449 johngaltfla
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Have no fear ZuckerZit is here! He'll save the day with Netscape, er, My Space, uh, the Facebook IPO!!!!!!

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:22 | 2437630 junkyardjack
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Or The Bernake's Intro music...

"Judas lives recite this vow, I've become your new god now"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mK3LHSg0jY

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:36 | 2437455 Mark123
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Sacrifice a couple of goats, a virgin and that should do it.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:05 | 2437585 Id fight Gandhi
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So another day at facebooks office?

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:37 | 2437456 schizo321437
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I still prefer the ironic 777.7 point drop.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:45 | 2437501 zorba THE GREEK
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I don't need omens like 666 to know that satan is TBMOC when it comes to business, politics and religion.

Don't play his game, it's fixed and you will lose eventually. 

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:58 | 2437557 toady
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Love the 666!

My grandma had a whole theory built up about, but I don't listen to old people.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:37 | 2437671 HD
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Us old people know everything you young bastard - we just can't remember most of it ;)

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 17:59 | 2437562 I am a Man I am...
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That means we bottomed, similar to 666 on S&P during March 09.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:06 | 2437587 Id fight Gandhi
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No, that's just when the devil stepped in.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:01 | 2437575 EL INDIO
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"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

(Verbal / Keyser Soze)

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:12 | 2437616 junkyardjack
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Too bad the Facebook founders are denouncing their citizenship.  The Bernake has no love for them right now.  You've got to pay to play...

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:13 | 2437618 czarangelus
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I'll admit to being a superstitious guy, but numbers like these seem to come up more than is statistically probable.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:24 | 2437645 nmewn
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Where's the Church Lady when you need her...can you say...Satan!!!...lol.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:46 | 2437700 ThirdWorldDude
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Summoning an Icelandic exorcism squad for you  (no ladies, but they've proven to do the job damn good)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev-yD13EaBY

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:33 | 2437663 Father Lucifer
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Perfection

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:34 | 2437664 HD
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If satan is responsible for the S&P drop, I owe him a beer.  If my sources are right, the devil is somewhere down in Georgia.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:45 | 2437697 jimmyjames
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Anyone who's been in gold for awhile remembers the many days of 666 closings-before it headed north-

Sound track for the topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8YN_t0oc3Q

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 05:51 | 2438819 New World Chaos
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Illuminati gang graffiti or perhaps a psyop against potential Christian goldbugs.  Easy when the Rothschilds set the London gold fix.  Could explain the March '09 S&P low too.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 18:51 | 2437708 IMA5U
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#mce_temp_url#

 

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 19:04 | 2437757 Cursive
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From 666 (3/9/09) ye came and to 666 ye shall return (??????).

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 19:40 | 2437848 Treeplanter
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I thought it was a great day, shorting the S&P and the Russell.  QE is Satan.

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 20:03 | 2437882 Pinktip
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The DOW closed at the exact same number on 9/11/01 and eight years later on 9/11/09

 

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2009/09/dow-91101-91109/

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 21:44 | 2438124 Ness.
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When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

Thu, 05/17/2012 - 22:52 | 2438281 newengland
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Fraudbook will make money for its makers and screw retail. Wait and see.

The price is based on a notional value of its users. Notional, not realised in a tanking world market.

Fri, 05/18/2012 - 03:56 | 2438782 Inthemix96
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Just read the comments on this thread, and it has to be said I have never laughed as much, cheers all, heres proof we are not all cunts.

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