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Another Quarter, Another Blatant Window Dressing By The Primary Dealer Banks To Make Their Balance Sheets Seem Strong

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When back in 2010, Lehman examiner Anton Valukas exposed the bankrupt bank's Repo 105 practices (which subsequently we learned were also partaken into by most other banks, although the trail ends there and nobody was prosecuted for it, let alone went to jail -after all, everyone was doing it, and everyone knew about it), many were shocked and appalled that such a blatant window dressing practice was allowed to continue quarter after quarter. Which is why we suppose nobody will be surprised to learn that glaringly "in your face" window dressing continues to this very day quarter in and quarter out by the same Primary Dealers who already leech billions in free Fed (i.e., taxpayer) money courtesy of a collusive BWIC/OWIC spread-to-market in the Fed's daily POMOs. The quote-unquote shocking chart below is one we have demonstrated on numerous occasions in the past: it shows total primary dealer assets on a weekly basis as reported publicly by the New York Fed. We have made it clear time and again, that this chart demonstrates nothing short of the end of quarter window dressing, when PDs convert their asset holdings into cash to make their Tier 1 Capital much more robust than it truly is. After all, none other than JPM and Citi were praising just how prepared for Basel III they are with their "sterling" capitalization ratios... which were only sterling courtesy of precisely the highlighted window dressing which occurs each and every quarter. We expect nothing less from Bank of America and Morgan Stanley when they report their own numbers in the coming days. We also expect the regulators to do absolutely nothing to prevent this blatant abuse of fiduciary duty which has no other purpose than to hide the true sad state of America's banking system.

Chart 1: cumulative Primary Dealers assets by week. The red line demonstrates the end of quarter asset holdings, and the arrow shows the Q3 end position. What is of note is that not only the PDs close Q3 with the smallest non-cash asset position in the entire quarter, but that their total asset holdings dropped from $291 billion on August 24 to $202 billion on September 28, a massive window dressing drop of nearly one third. What is also very notable is just how long the window dressing practice has been going on for. Naturally, the first week following the EOQ window dressing has seen the PDs promptly ramp up their asset holdings by a good $24 billion from the Q3 minimum of $202 billion to $226 billion. We expect this number to grow to nearly $300 billion in the coming weeks.

Chart 2: this chart removes any noise (and doubt) and shows just the minimum, maximum and end of quarter position of PD assets. There is absolutely no mistaking what is going on. Beginning in Q1 2008, with just one exception (Q3 2008, when Lehman blew up and killed the whole window dressing practice as PDs then had other more pressing concerns on their hands), every quarter PD asset holdings have closed their quarterly books with disclosed assets at or just near the quarterly minima, with min to max swings as large as $126 billion (Q4 2010). The past quarter saw the PD community liquidate assets into the quarter end to the tune of $93 billion from the intraquarter highs of $295 billion hit on July 27, 2011. If there was any Evidence A to be presented in a court of law, this would be it.

And to those curious just which asset class was used most actively by the PD community to effectuate the end of quarter swing, and the post EOQ rebound so deftly, we have the answer: it is precisely those bonds that the Fed has made risk free: the Bonds that have a maturity of under 3 years. As can be seen on the chart below, a whopping $22.8 billion of sub 3 Year Bonds were sold into the quarter end, only to be repurchased promptly thereafter in the amount of $25 billion.

How did the rest of the curve move in the same time period? Not much as the following 3D chart shows:


As for what the total notional amount of Treasury holdings in the PD community is, the following chart will answer that question too:

There are other nuances, most notably when it comes to holdings of MBS, Agencies and Corporate Bonds by the Dealer community but the findings there are less surprising.

What is, and what took a simple blog 30 minutes of excel analysis and a public database to figure out, is that the recently expanded list of 22 banks which comprise the Primary Dealer community continue to lie about their true financial health. And just like in the case of Lehman, when everyone knew about Repo 105 but nobody dared to say anything as it would expose everybody, accountants, and regulators certainly included, so this time around nobody will do anything to stop the same practice which continues to this day, as the opportunity cost of fixing what is broken is actually confirming just how weak America's banks are, and that years after Lehman, they still engage in precisely the same deceptive practices.

And that, in a society in which nobody takes responsibility for anything, least of all failure, simply is unacceptable.


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Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:02 | 1783835 Jim in MN
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How much is that doggy in the window....

The one with the waggity tail and then just a bloody stump where the dog part should be?

How much is that doggie in the window....

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:21 | 1783874 Cynical Sidney
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primary dealers and commercials really knows how to mark to market, using 'creative' accounting gimmicks that hide everything off your balance sheet. fas 157 fas159, shell companies repo agreements etc. my solution: hang them. everyone of these thieving fcuks, make an example to all.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:41 | 1783934 fourchan
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no mark to market accounting = a fraudulant joke.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 01:04 | 1784193 Western
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Hey what's up with the 3d chart?

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:48 | 1784286 Michael
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Do you want to know why the mainstream media and the establishment hate bloggers and the blogosphere so much?

One word; Crowdsourcing.

The process isn't pretty, but we get the job done in lighting speed.

There's no topic we can't tear apart for fact from fiction in no time like the Internet blogosphere can.

This is why virtually all those card carrying members of the CFR, who are the main reporters for all major news networks, are shaking in their boots.

We pick apart their lies with lighting speed.  Crowdsourcing!

They hate us for our Crowdsourcing Skills.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 03:14 | 1784316 Michael
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Tue, 10/18/2011 - 06:39 | 1784393 jeff montanye
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my favorite membership organization is the goldman sachs alumni (ae) one.  thanks to tyler i see where draghi, the incoming ecb head, is not only such but has been specifically accused by canfin, member of the european parliament and member of its committee on economic and monetary affairs, of assisting greece in fraudulently window dressing its own insolvency via swaps while draghi was working for goldman.  nice.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:49 | 1784084 philipat
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At least this time around there is real money involved. To the extent that anything is real at present. In the Lehman endgame it was just a shell game but without any balls under any of the shells. Presumably at that point in time NOBODY would have actually trusted Lehman with any real cash "guaranteed" by total crap, even if only "Overnight". So this latest fraud is not as fraudulent as the prior fraud. Sigh......................................

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:11 | 1784119 DeadFred
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The books are manipulated, but are they cooked? Anyone willing to see whether they follow Benford's law?

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:06 | 1784248 AldousHuxley
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more than just cooked. wall st. and CEOs are corrupt to the core. They are not humans.

My Soapbox Advice to the OWS Movement and then?some

I may not know much, but I know a lot of it. So I decided to share my opinions and thoughts on what I would do if the OWS movement either elected me Grand Poobah or asked for my advice:

1. The Great Lie of Wall Street.

Every CEO tells the same great white lie. It is at the heart of every communication. It is at the heart of every financial decision. It is, at its very base, the reason why you all are in the 99pct and they are in the 1pct. The Lie ?

Great CEO ?White Lie = We are acting in the best interests of shareholders.

When a CEO utters this lie, everyone automatically forgives whatever they do. Add 10k jobless to the unemployment rolls? Sorry, we did it in the BEST INTEREST OF SHAREHOLDERS. ?Merge or buy a company and cut back across the board? We did it in the Best Interest of Shareholders.

The problem is that unless the company is losing money and it is the only way to keep the company alive, in this era of 9.1pct unemployment ?it NEVER is in the BEST INTEREST OF SHAREHOLDERS.

Shareholders, whether they own shares directly or through mutual funds or pensions do not live in a corporate vacuum. ?Their lives are impacted by far more than the share price of a stock. Every layoff in the name of more earnings per share puts a stress on the economy, on the federal, state and local governments which is in turn paid for through taxes or assumption of government debt?by&.wait for it.. the same shareholders CEOs say they want to benefit.

If OWS really wants to change corporate structure and impact the economy, talk to shareholders. Talk to your parents, uncles/aunts, cousins, friends who own shares of stocks either directly or indirectly and have them state loudly and clearly that they would rather have a higher Price to Earnings Ratio and even a lower stock price than have their TAXES increase in order to support all the people laid off from their jobs in the name of shareholders! ?

You might even consider buying a share of stock. Just 1. Maybe you can all pitch in and then go to a shareholders meeting and let them know how you feel about the best interests of shareholders.

2. ?Push to Make All Financial Institutions Partnerships

We should make all investment banks become reporting partnerships (meaning they still have the same reporting requirements they have today ). I would have no problem with our government loaning money to the partners of Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley and other Too Big To Fail Institutions so that they can buy back all public shares of their stock. Of course all those ?partners would become personally liable for repaying that money back to the government. ?It would probably be about 120B dollars in total to take these 2 companies private. That is far, far less than a possible bailout would cost.

Those personal guarantees would change EVERYTHING in the banking industry. It would change the decision-making process across the board. ? There would be a moral hazard to every decision. Today, a wrong decision and they vacation on their yacht. As a partner, ?the wrong decision and they are protesting right next to the OWS crowd as a 99pcter. ?It would be the definition of having skin in the game.

3. ?Limit the Size of Student Loans to $2,000 per year

Crazy? Maybe, maybe not. ?What happened to the price of homes when the mortgage loan bubble popped? They plummeted. If the size of student loans are capped at a low level, you know what will happen to the price of going to a college or university? It will plummet. ?Colleges and universities will have to completely rethink what they are, what purpose they serve and who their customers will be. Will some go out of business? Absolutely. That is real world. Will the quality of education suffer? Given that TAs will still work for cheap, I doubt it.

Now some might argue that limiting student loans will limit the ability of lower income students to go to better schools. I say nonsense on two fronts. The only thing that allowing students to graduate with 50k , 80k or even more debt does, is assure they will stay low income for a long, long time after they graduate! The 2nd improvement will be that smart students will find the schools that adapt to the new rules and offer the best education they can afford. Just as they do now, but without loading up on debt.

The beauty of capitalism is that people like me will figure out new and better ways to create and operate for profit universities that educate as well or better as todays state institutions, AND I have no doubt that the state colleges and universities will figure out how to adapt to the new world of limited student loan

Read more:


Tue, 10/18/2011 - 07:26 | 1784432 jeff montanye
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interesting ideas all.  thanks.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 03:26 | 1784323 FreedomGuy
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The false religions of Keynes and Central Planners is a lie. It is all lies built upon lies and a bad understanding of economics. They are all so far into it that there is no way out. They will lie, manipulate, print, etc. until it all comes crashing down. They are "all in" and unfortunately for us it means as citizens we are "all in", as well. Those debt markers and mad schemes ultimately accrue to us.

The only way out is through the abyss they've created. They will not undo it voluntarily.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:04 | 1783836 wombats
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Why should anyone be surprised by fraud?

Isn't the FED's whole purpose to enable the TBTF banks to prosper...or at least to seem to prosper?

Just add this to the list of reasons to end the FED

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:23 | 1783925 Harlequin001
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If the Fed don't allow the banks to steal your money then they have to provide the funds to recapitalise through TARP and direct 'capital' injection etc, if you can call it that.

It's is just unfortunate that this method of allowing banks to 'trade' their profits in involves the payment of outrageous bonuses, but that's a small price to pay for credit isn't it?

So the Regulators have to sit back, turn on both the internet and a blind eye whilst the banks steal your money. It's for your own good you see...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:11 | 1784020 AldousHuxley
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Fed's whole purpose is to backstop banks when the gambling bets turn wrong by socializing the losses to general public.


Without the Fed, ALL banks would have been wiped out. Doesn't mean banking system is over, because you can start new banks with new management. Thus, Fed just ends up supporting the status quo of banking elites until they say they made enough money and go work for Treasury to get their entire profits exempt from taxes. Talk about someone not paying their fair share, it is the bankster execs.



Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:23 | 1784132 FeralSerf
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Before the Fed, when banks' bets went south, tar and feathers was the solution.  It didn't get the money back, but there was closure.  Bank execs hated that.  Those were the good ol' days.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:54 | 1784178 zorba THE GREEK
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Those were the good old days, and they will be returning soon.

The whole financial system is built on trust, and the rest of the world sees

through this BS. We are rapidly approaching something called 'catastrophic

bifurcation' in the financial markets. That's when things deteriorate to a point

of no return, and at that point the decline feeds on itself and nothing can be

done to turn it around. The banking system will fail and there will be blood in

the streets. The only problem is that the entire world economy is dependent on 

the banking system and like it or not everybody is going down with it. (except

for the few that saw it coming and took radical steps to protect themselves from it)

Not many people understand how fragile our current lifestyle is in the western world.

If any part of the complex systems of our society break down, the whole interdependent

 ball of wax could fall apart.


Tue, 10/18/2011 - 01:15 | 1784203 AldousHuxley
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American oligarchy has duped the American public, but Chinese, Russian, other worldy elites are not a product of shitty American undereducation system. They have already decided. It is only a matter of when. Largest holder of US Treasury is not China but Americans. They are holding their own bag of shit.



Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:06 | 1783846 Long-John-Silver
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The Ponzi must continue at any and all costs.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:42 | 1783936 Harlequin001
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sadly, and it will cost all in the end I'm afraid...

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:14 | 1784028 AldousHuxley
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globalization is to continue the ponzi at a global level. Chinese and Indians don't know what capitalism is yet.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:07 | 1783848 Snakeeyes
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The rules of 7's at work!

We lost $7.25 trillion in home equity and Euro banks have to suffer a $7 trillion credit contraction to get their banks like US and Japanese banks.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:07 | 1783849 msmith
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The SPX sees an important top may have been put in with risk off momentum to pick up.  This makes sense as it lines up well with other critical turning points with the DX, EURUSD, and USDCAD.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:27 | 1783890 Adrenaline_Jockee
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THe triple top lines up with my fav. 70wma line.  This indicator hasn't been wrong for 20 years..(knock on scotrade monitor).  If we have another UP week, then litterly everything is broken, and ya might as well go 25% long divy paying blue chips, 25% cash, 25% PMs, 20% short --- nflx, crm, rimm, lnkd, --- and 5% leap puts.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:09 | 1783853 The Big Ching-aso
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I don't know when this will all grenade but I do know that it will grenade.

Knowing this gives me a sense of fucking calm.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:15 | 1783863 Elooie
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How do they get around the asset sell when its actually a loan? I understand what they are doing but not the accounting behind it. How do they get around the liability on the balance sheet?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:25 | 1783887 FinalCollapse
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The real owners of this country are not interested in citizens understanding their accounting tricks.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:20 | 1783873 Subprime JD
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Repo 105 cubed motherfuckers

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:21 | 1783877 lizzy36
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Lately one hears a lot about how the "bank portion" of TARP worked, because the banks raised capital and paid TARP back.

What this position conveniently forgets, is the ONLY reason the banks were able to raise capital was because they were bailed out to begin with. The bailouts implied TBTF forever. And with that effectively the the government became the gurantor of the banks balance sheets, and the private capital flowed. NOT because, as this post demonstrates, because the banks or their balance sheets were or are healthy.

So, keep up the accounting tricks, the balance sheet fraud, the Mark to Rainbows & Unicorns, because TBTF lives.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:23 | 1784044 AldousHuxley
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Some banks paid TARP back but not ALL banks

Some banks paid TARP with AIG money

US government (tax payers) basically paid for the premium of having cash on hand when nobody else was willing to lend the banks money. That premium was the subsidy. But banksters will tell you TARP is paid back so they are entitled to their bonuses.

Bankers flush wish cash are now from Fed are letting asset prices drop (make middle class suffer) so that they can scoop in at fire sale prices for guaranteed profit. That's what's wrong with trickle down policy. Banksters who have first dip into capital take middle class hostage.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:47 | 1784082 Dingleberry
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Plus they get 0% loans from the discount window to "reinvest" in the treasury spread. Guranteed profits. But it's still not enough to cover their losses.  Look at their stock prices.....and that's not even counting the lawsuits coming at them over the next year or so. Saddle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 01:34 | 1784213 AldousHuxley
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Yes...even with all of that bailout of American banks, financial system is still crashing because financial networks are globalized now. When overseas banks/municipalities go bust, then American banks will also have massive losses as well as less export demand. Fed can save America, but Fed can't save the world.


The State of the Bailout

OUTFLOWS: $580 billion This includes money that has actually been spent, invested, or loaned.

INFLOWS: $345 billion Money returned and paid to Treasury as interest, dividends, fees or to repurchase their stock warrants.


Fannie and Freddie (the other bailout)

Total Allocation: Unlimited

Disbursed: $169,000,000,000

Revenue: $ 27,918,000,000

 Net Outstanding: $141,082,000,000


Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:37 | 1784250 Harlequin001
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'Fed can save America, but Fed can't save the world.' - Er yes it can, provided it can stave off a declaration of default by any one big bank, sovereign or other financial player, but the world won't be a pretty place once it's done it. To do so would require that a significant proportion of existing bonds be monetised and turned to cash. That is monster inflation that the Fed is gambling it can contain through derivatives, which is what keeps the agricultural 'third world' poor.

When you look at how money is created the Treasury asks the Fed for money which the Fed has an unlimited supply of. The Treasury creates a debt instrument which it sells to the Fed for the cash and which the Treasury then makes available for Congress to spend. To reduce the money supply the reverse occurs, where the Fed returns said T Bill to Treasury and the Treasury returns said cash to the Fed. The Treasury deletes the T Bill at par and the Fed deletes the Cash. Done, and everything is balanced, or so the story goes.

Instead of a TBill think of it as a defaulted Euro bond, which the Treasury buys for newly printed USD cash at par and then sells to the Fed for its equivalent in USD. The Fed now holds Euro bonds on its balance sheet at par, when in reality they are worthless, same with CMBS etc and etc..

Since the Fed now holds a worthless Euro bond outright it can simply shred it and create new USD cash from nowhere to sit on its own balance sheet to balance the books. Eurobonds are monetised by the Fed without the need for an ECB. The Fed then only needs to use this same cash to buy another US TBill having successfully monetised a Euro bond for the ECB. or a Samurai's for the BOJ etc.

It just requires that other CB's continue to buy US TBills, which they can due to the lack of any constraints on magic money. Whichever way you look at this, gold and silver are where it's at. If they succeed we have rampant inflation, if they fail we have collapse and a run to gold. Everything leads back to gold.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:22 | 1783881 Raymond Reason
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And Pontius Pilate answered Jesus and said: "What is Truth?"

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:35 | 1784064 Milestones
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" The Truth is what I say it is; not one word less nor one word more."  Humpty Dumpty  "The Wizzard of Oz"        Milestones

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:08 | 1784113 AldousHuxley
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truth is that america is an idiocracy.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:23 | 1783882 KingdomKum
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2 words  -   Alka Seltzer    .  .  .  

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:34 | 1784062 LeonardoFibonacci
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One word:  Fuck you.....(i cunt count)

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:24 | 1783883 RobotTrader
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Any of you guys who are long gold better hope and pray that the Ponzi Pyramid continues.

And that the PD's lie, cheat, steal, or do whatever is necessary to create the false illusion of health.

Otherwise, all risk assets are going to go down in a flaming heap.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:30 | 1783896 Subprime JD
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Robo, will you marry me??

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:44 | 1783941 The Big Ching-aso
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Are you male?

If yes, then the answer will undoubtedly be, "YOU BETCHA!"


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:30 | 1783897 mynhair
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O, piss off.   A little Tarnex keeps the shiny shiny.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:31 | 1783902 Adrenaline_Jockee
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For sure.  But PMs will be the first to rise from the ashes.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:31 | 1783904 Mark123
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You are funny!  What a comedian!!!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:21 | 1784012 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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What's funny is that Robo uses fire as an alalogy to gold when we all know that gold does not burn.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:37 | 1783924 Gunther
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only paper gold is risky.
Have you ever realized that bullion is one of the very few investments without counterparty risk?
After the pyramid implosion bullion will still have value; with any paper-asset I am not so sure.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:41 | 1783933 The Big Ching-aso
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"....whatever is necessary to create the false illusion of health."

Is this anything like pretending you're not insane?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:56 | 1783989 Aeonios
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Yes, I'm sure there's plenty of people who bought gold at $280/oz who are just shaking in their boots. Oh, and those poor folks who bought it at $1000. What ever shall we do when our $1000 gold is only worth $1400?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:26 | 1784051 dr.charlemagne
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hey robo, where is the money gonna go when treasuries have a blow off top?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:40 | 1784074 tekhneek
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It's actually cool with me if things cost less/more in terms of currency.

I care about purchasing power.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:13 | 1784257 Incubus
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Post banking system economy valuation of gold:  50 dog/cat pelts = 1 bar of gold

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:32 | 1783891 mynhair
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Shocked, I say!  R U the guys that feed the SEC with porn?  Cuz that is good chart porn....

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:29 | 1783893 Blagio
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When the regulators are put through rigorous training such as "Debbie does Dallas" and "Deep Throat" what else would you expect?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:30 | 1783901 slewie the pi-rat
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i sat on my 3-D glasses!

i know...don't say it!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:33 | 1783908 mynhair
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Please don't post a vid?  Is that what you mean?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:31 | 1783903 bigdumbnugly
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"What is, and what took a simple blog 30 minutes of excel analysis and a public database to figure out, is that the recently expanded list of 22 banks which comprise the Primary Dealer community continue to lie about their true financial health."

and why not?  for some time now honesty and responsibility have been subverted to a relative status.   and don't hang this only on the elite.  many people have no qualms about cheating on their taxes anymore than does our secrtary of the treasury.   people have lost jobs in part due to corporate greed but then in turn milk the full ridiculous 99 weeks of unemployment compensation at other taxpayer's expense.   peolpe who have never worked a day in their lives continue to demand their version of a bailout, the same as tbtf banks that want theirs.  it goes on and on.   in many ways much of main street is just as corrupt as wall street.

societally we have given in to greed and avarice to a degree that might be past the tipping point.   when doing the right thing is barely an afterthought - what comes next is bound to be unpleasant, if not deserved. 

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:35 | 1783909 mynhair
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Liesman disagrees.

It's all fuuking bullish.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:35 | 1783911 Mark123
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I recall in accounting there is a concept called "non-arms length transactions".


Me thinks these 1/4 end window dressing transactions would fall into that category.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:39 | 1783928 mynhair
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Seriously, what is accounting?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:37 | 1783921 mynhair
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FX is, what's the word I'm searching for, o ya, stagnant.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:43 | 1783937 monopoly
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This is why I have stated again and again I will not invest in a bank, even for a day trade. Just not worth it as they are broken and insolvent to the nth degree.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:45 | 1783943 buzzsaw99
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Wall street bankers are parasitic conniving welfare queens? Shocked, appalled, disappointed, confused. My bank stocks are all based on a lie? Oh noes!

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:20 | 1784019 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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When you write "your" bank stocks, are you implicating the past bailouts, or the future ones?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:45 | 1783946 monopoly
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Yup, they may all go down in a flaming heap Robot but the miners will be the first to recover. And physical gold and silver will be just fine. We are not doing any of this for trading. It is all for survival. You really think the stinking dollar has any value left in it. Now that, is a trade.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:51 | 1783970 Trimmed Hedge
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When is silver going to hit $50 again?

I need to break even so I can cash out.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:54 | 1783977 Trimmed Hedge
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Edit: I forgot about the 20% over-spot I paid.

Plus handling & shipping.


When is silver going to hit $62?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:14 | 1784027 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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When is BAC going to hit $53 again?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:16 | 1784031 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I forgot the commission to my broker....

When is BAC going to hit $55 again?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:17 | 1784032 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I forgot that my tax dollars bailed them out...

When is BAC going to hit $65?

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 01:46 | 1784224 AldousHuxley
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When 10 for 1 reverse split comes out.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:15 | 1784260 Rick64
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Good one.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:39 | 1784071 Trimmed Hedge
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Nobody here is claiming to buy BAC because "it is all for survival."

Next time, please attempt to follow the logic -- instead of letting your emotions do the talking.



Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:32 | 1784140 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Tisk tisk.  You are quite far off with how you view my point.  I may have led you far from your comfort zone, it is true; you think doom and gloom is only found with those who disagree with the current system of economics and finance, but the blade is no fun if it is not used with a little play, and you forgot it is the policy makers who are the true doom and gloomers.

You fail to note that, so the logic goes from the policy makers, if we did not bail out the Major Banking Houses, our great economic system would not have survived.  So then, what is this talk of survival, and who is the fearful, if not Hank Paulson, Congress, Bernanke, and Obama?

Like Marine Sergeant Shamar Thomas' emotions, I will trace logic right through your gut.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:29 | 1784055 dr.charlemagne
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depends on when the bernak gets a whif of deflation and starts choking the life outa the usd

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:50 | 1783950 mynhair
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May you all be in Holdus Extremis, and choke on your tonsils.

I'm begging off the FX foray tonite.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:48 | 1783960 Bansters-in-my-...
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The USA needs a Justice Department.


Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:50 | 1783962 Kina
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We also expect the regulators to do absolutely nothing to prevent this blatant abuse of fiduciary duty

Thus the Occupy Wall Street, as the public dimly perceive that banks and banksters own and corrupt everything in the US. Regulatory agencies if not staffed by insider banksters are otherwise owned by banks through their ownership of Congressmen.

Probably should be a few thousand banksters in prison right now. We all know why they are not.

But I can see when this system implodes in the US there will be quite a number of fornerly politician protected banksters shitting themselves as angry mobs go to set matters straight. I suspect a number will search out those old Nazi war criminal hiding places in South America.



Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:55 | 1783985 Trimmed Hedge
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Still waiting for these protests to turn into angry & violent mobs....

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 01:59 | 1784239 AldousHuxley
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things are about to get layoff should be when companies are still profitable.



Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:52 | 1783974 buzzsaw99
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Even Barton Biggs is smart enough to avoid euro-bank exposure. Be afraid.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 22:54 | 1783981 LongOfTooth
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As Max Keiser is saying (paraphrasing) "Break out the guillotine baby".



Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:09 | 1784017 ceilidh_trail
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OT- Carl Lindner has died. One of the good guys in the top 1%. While I never met him, I and most people in the Cincinnati area benefitted greatly from his true generosity. I express my sorrow to his family and may he rest in peace.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:18 | 1784035 mark mchugh
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You're the man, Tyler.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 06:04 | 1784379 jomama
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you're old.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:19 | 1784038 Forgiven
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Why don't we just stop with the euphemisms?  Window dressing, lipstick on a pig, shoe polishing a turd it's all the same.  A bold-faced FRAUD.  Lying to investors, lying to the public, and the ratings agencies and law enforcement agencies just sit on their duffs and collect their paychecks while watching internet porn all day.  Meanwhile, people are busting their asses trying to make payroll, trying to get orders in, trying to get their customers to pay on time.  I'm glad somebody's in the damn park complaining in person about the blatant FRAUD and THEFT going on in the "markets."  I think that many a small business owner feels like I do, they're tired of being BUTT-RAPED by politicians, by banksters, BY THE CABAL OF CROOKS WHO DECIDED IT WAS THEIR DAMN RIGHT TO SOCIALIZE THEIR LOSSES.


The fact they have all those men in blue and white out on the streets speaks volumes at the palpable fear in the smokey halls of their festering back-rooms.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:25 | 1784048 Fix It Again Timmy
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None of this should be suprising for: "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society (aka 1%), they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat, 1801-1850 political economist.  Lurking somewhere in this malfeasant financial DNA lies a cancer that will kill the beast, we just don't know what it will be or when it will happen.  I have a feeling we are getting close; thank god for OWS.

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:33 | 1784058 mynhair
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Only sick fuks like me get off on this CIT:

This is Friday, right?

Mon, 10/17/2011 - 23:45 | 1784080 mynhair
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Everytime I think about you, I just wanna cry.

Whatcha gonna do?

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:03 | 1784111 madbomber
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hello 66771199

onMouse over behavior






Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:25 | 1784135 Unprepared
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Why do they need to go to such an extent to show they comply with some bunch of un-American accounting standards instead of just treating any risk-free or hedged risky asset as "cash-equivalents" ?

It must feel good to do God's work: whenever there is a conflict between your desire and reality, just distort reality.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:44 | 1784167 catch edge ghost
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Serfs on the web. This futile system.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:36 | 1784274 Vic Vinegar
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Whatever dude.  Serfs back in the day never had primary dealers' holdings charts in 3D and mynhair kicking out Jefferson Airplane jams.  

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 07:15 | 1784411 Hansel
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But I do not want to be a serf!  Help me!  /feels shame

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 00:54 | 1784177 Milton Waddams
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And to those curious just which asset class was used most actively by the PD community to effectuate the end of quarter swing, and the post EOQ rebound so deftly, we have the answer: it is precisely those bonds that the Fed has made risk free: the Bonds that have a maturity of under 3 years. As can be seen on the chart below, a whopping $22.8 billion of sub 3 Year Bonds were sold into the quarter end, only to be repurchased promptly thereafter in the amount of $25 billion.


If these three year and fewer bonds are essentially risk free, why are banks compelled to temporarily dump them to create the impression of holding 'liquid, risk-free' assets?   It seems like the regulations are behind the times, assuming that the banks are engaging in this version of 'window dressing' to meet them.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 01:15 | 1784204 HarrisonBergeron
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i used to consider trying to want to model cross asset correlations, volatility surfaces, and the next "death star" trade. Now I just want to hold down a member of the accounting dept of the PDs and figure who has pulled the biggest Repo 105. There seems to be no other rational investment thesis.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 02:09 | 1784253 PulauHantu29
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"No one saw this coming" the bankers testified to Congress.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 03:09 | 1784309 jpm0511
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Funny thing about gold - it's "value" is based on the same pure subjectivity as fiat paper. If you're by yourself in the wilderness(a situation you may find yourself in sooner than you think) gold isn't worth the extra weight in your pack. Maybe if you have a large bar you can use it as a blunt weapon, but there are far cheaper, more effective options for self defense. It's too soft to be useful as a tool, and you can't eat it. When the collapse comes, I'll be fine because I've invested in things with real, objective value - clean water, food, shelter, land, guns and ammo. The only things that will retain value will be those which can directly sustain and protect life. Don't come crying to me when your family needs to eat and all you have is a useless lump of metal.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 05:42 | 1784369 jomama
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if you believe one thing i have ever typed here on ZH,

i will never come crying to you.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 07:46 | 1784470 Philippines
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You'll be fine depending on your location. If people can easily get to your land, such as a road going to your house, you may be fine until the horde from the cities finds ya =)

Out here in the mountains the water comes from a spring down a metal pipe to my house. In the event of lowlanders trying to escape the cities, the people here will simply make a landslide on the only mountain road, blocking anyone coming by vehicle, and then its a 5 day hike to get here. Oh and it's a community here, with plenty of friendly people and organic food

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 03:36 | 1784315 caerus
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ES already failed 1230...short

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 05:15 | 1784359 steveo
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Off topic, but I think I nailed this creature called Fukushima (Island of Dreams it what it means)


Good reminder--to fix Fuku we need to

Divide, absorb neutrons, cool.

Simple enough in theory, unless the blob was a 5000 degree, fluid mass of radioactive spewing mess, steam spitting, earthquake causing nightmare that also happened to be underneath a tangled blown up mess of steel and concrete (also very radioactive), and on the ocean, occasionally dipping into ground water with belches of steam between bouts of criticality, and of course always subject to more earthquake and tsunami, not to mention typhoons. 

Now throw in a lying greedy corporate monopoly and a dysfunctional government without a real military force to take charge of the situation.   Now throw in some old school corruption companies like GE who are now financial giants that also control the media.    To add to the fold, place this in a country that respects and listens to their government almost without thinking and add an earthquake and tsunami of epic proportions to their woes.   

Take this concoction and blend it with a financial and political world that is on the edge of revolt, and at least economic collapse.    Now dumb down the populace with "Reality" shows and do an effective news blackout. 

Finally, have the enemy come in 60 different types of radiation and chemical toxicity, each with specific countermeaures which are not available to the average joe.   Complicate the issue with nuclear scientists who are beholden and filled with 4 decades of lies from regulatory agencies that have gone beyond just being captured by the industry that are supposed to control, they have launched into all out promotion of nuclear.    Now make the enemy invisible, with no smell, and can only be detected by complicated instruments that are outside the financial range of most everyone affected.   And make the enemies effects to occur mostly over a period of years of decades.  

Throw on top of this, not just the sickness and death, but the actual destruction of the human DNA and all the DNA of the wonderful animals and plants that we have turned to serve our purposes, we are their caretakers and we are destroying their DNA, perhaps creating death or maybe monstrous mutations.    

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 06:11 | 1784382 steveo
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Someone asked for an agenda, this is for Hawaii


Eliminate lobbying

Eliminate political gifts of any sort

Eliminate nepotism

Enforce the rule of law

Eliminate 40% of all Gov jobs and replace them with production jobs

Restore the Constitution, and all the amendments, eliminate every interpretation throughout the
decades that has taken us further from the truth.  Use the military to restore the Constitution if need be

Make all political careers, 3 term maximum.

Breakapart mass media, if you are a financial company, you must sell off your media segment

Bring all the military home from 160 countries, and many of the diplomats to

Punish governmental corruption, prosecute it.

Eliminate 70% of the lawyers....sorry, you got a real job, making a product your neighbor needs to buy

Create 50,000 jobs in renewable energy and in 10 years we won't need oil, and the wars.

Restore capitalism, reward innovation, reward hard work, don't steal from those that produce and achieve.   Provide incentive to produce and achieve.

End the Fed.    Printing money steals money from those who work and save.   End the Fed.

Inflation is a theft, stop it.   Link to a gold standard, say $10,000 total currency for each ounce of gold, it doesn't have to be one for one.

Investigate and prosecute property crimes

Give illegal aliens 1 year to leave or be on a path to truly legal here, after 2 years if that path hasn't suceeded, then off you go.

Eliminate another 40% of Gov jobs and replace those with productive work also, seriously
Cleanup the Aina, build nice parks, and prosecute those who would vandalise them.

Prosecute  those who pollute with 100 hours of community service cleaning up.
Cleanup the ocean, build artificial reefs, and stop fishing on Oahu for 2 years.   Hope it helps

The neighborhood do know 90% who runs the ice houses, let the neighborhoods know that there reports will be investigated under the restored laws of the constitution, giving respect to all people of innocent until proven guilty--but they will really be investigated

Legalize pot, I don't do it, but let's be real, what has the way on drugs accomplished, more coke, more crack, more ice, people need a way to blow off steam, pot is pretty non violent.

Pass school or you won't get full benefits that others get.    If you are retarded, you get some exemption, otherwise, you get tough love.   No excuses.

Force government to become segregated, Gov is 90% brownskinned peoples look at the rosters, it's true.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 06:47 | 1784401 BennyBoy
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30 minutes and an excel program? We don't have the time or budget for such nonsense.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 07:19 | 1784422 Hansel
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Yeah, lying is free.  Earmark that money for bonuses.

Tue, 10/18/2011 - 21:04 | 1787440 defn8Dog
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Preserve this post for the trial.   As if our grandchildren will care.

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